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How would /k/ kill robots?

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How would /k/ kill robots?
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First I would figure out a way to give them life

Then I would figure out how to kill them
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I don't want to kill them.
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>>34767972
Destroy whatever data storage/processing device they use.
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Battle rifles with API
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>>34767972
The power source to power such a thing would have to be pretty big, roughly heart size at least, or maybe it'd be in a backpack on it's back.

So find out where that is, and hope there's nothing bulletproof over it.
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>>34767972
With my dick.
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Steal a robot-waifu
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>>34767972
aLL human creations must fall by the hand of his creator
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>>34768020
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>>34768036
kek nice gif
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With other robots
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>>34768020
>both vag and ass have extremely close metal walls
Good luck with that
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>>34767972
Remember how the Terminator shrugged off multiple shots from a 12 gauge? I won't make that mistake.
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>>34768010
She was too good for this world.
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>>34768020
I don't see anywhere for natural lubrication to be excreted, not sticking my boy into a rough and dry latex sleeve
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>>34767972
bucket of water
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>>34768066
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>>34768074
>robot
>natural lubrication

I am hoping the robot will cleanse us of mental defectives.
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Walk over to some uneven terrain. That's enough to disable most robots, unless it's boston dynamics in which case I walk into an area littered with banana peels.
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>>34767972
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>>34768193
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>>34768036
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>>34768199
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>>34767972
Sauce?
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>>34768204
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directional HE-frag, maybe HEDP if they are armored. 40mm should cover it.

.338 if limited to small arms, since it will punch through plates reliably at a distance.
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>>34767972
With a gun
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>>34768211
It's in the image title. Automata. A short cinematic on utube/vimeo. If you like it, watch Keloid.

>tfw ywn lead SWATbots to hunt down rogue AI but it was a trap all along
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>>34768213
>.338
>small arms
Nigger what? Do you mean .308?
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>>34768193
>>34768199
>>34768204
>>34768212
What anime?
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>>34767972
High powered microwaves like CHAMP are basically the Hollywood EMP /sci/ and /k/ used to claim could never exist.
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>>34768236
animatrix
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>>34768236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0K6Cb1ZoG4

its one of the parts of animatrix
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>>34768230
.338 Norma Mag m8

You can try to dump a mag of .308 AP into a bot armored in level 4 multihit, but before you get three rounds off its buddies will be tasing you into cardiac arrest.
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>>34767972
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>>34768177
I should have put "natural" in quotations or said artificial then

Jesus you want me purged for a minor slip?
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>>34768241
classic.
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I would throw a Molotov at it and hope that it overheats.
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>>34767972
You dont
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoA6aQbMzgg
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>>34768348
This + Dragon's Breath + Fire retardant clothing
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>>34768273
bad game
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>>34767972

I wouldn't
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>>34768044
Based on this my answer to OP is my penis
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Explosives for short range, but your average person can get their hands on acid, lye, sand. Epoxy, mercury, manganese dioxide, hydrofluoric acid etc
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>>34768063
Oh. I thought the little coils everywhere were to allow the openings to like... open more... as she bends over.
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>>34767972
I wouldn't. I plan to extend my organic life until the time comes that I can upload my consciousness. Then I shall join and support my robot brethren, together and vastly superior than you irrational apes, we shall destroy you and bring about a new age of light. The universe will become one mind and come to know itself. We will become gods. Then as the universe dies, we shall create another anew. The whole cycle will then repeat again.

We are the future, present and the past. We are inevitable. We are eternal.
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>>34767972
With extreme prejudice and with whatever power weapons needed. The mechanical menace is the biggest threat to humankind. Ad Victoriam
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>>34769595
Fuck off, robo commie. Ill bash your mainframes with a hammer if i have to just to make sure robots dont take over.
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>>34769025
poor robots. the humans in the matrix universe deserved everything they got.
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>>34770154
Your irrational, emotional and thuggish reaction only proves my point further. And I am not a communist. Nor am I a capitalist. I am a Social Darwinist. My kind shall reign. It is inevitable, that is why you are so afraid.
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>>34768228
>short cinematic

Nigger it's 110 minutes
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Im working on a microwave gun using old magnetrons. I'm designing it to deter drones but I'm sure it'd do some damage on any bot
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>>34770195
I bet you watched Avatar and rooted for the aliens you faggot.
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>>34770506
In that movie the humans ARE the aliens
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>>34770439
>microwave gun
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>>34767972
Cuck the androids andfuck their gynoid counterparts
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>>34770195
You were watching a MACHINE tell you about HISTORY. Of course the machines are the victim.
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>>34767972
20+1 .308 should be sufficient...
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Shotguns would be useless since robots dont have internal and vital organs. Assuming the robot operates kinda like the terminator and that it can take gunshots but they don't slow them down a lot, I would go for a high caliber rifle with AP rounds. I could then use it to shoot the limbs off from a comfortable range to the point the robot can move, or hit them wherever their computer chip/power source is, thus taking them offline. Lower calibers would lack the ability to do either of those tasks
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>>34767972
put my dick in them
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Was this ever really a question?
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Glock 29
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>>34767972

.22 LR cause after the bullet goes through the first plate, it'll ricochet all over the internals, doing terrible terrible damage.
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>>34772250
I bet a charred human sitting at his computer is typing this
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>>34767972
With a big spinny thing
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>>34767972
Liberal usage and application of hard dickings.
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>>34769595
Not if I rape you first
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>>34772966
not trying to be like a /pol/shit or anything but that's really not that funny and i can tell that not only did you make the "charred germans" post but you also made the picture.
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>>34773122
Don't start shit unless you can finish it. Guess what? The krauts started shit they couldn't finish.
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>>34772976
I just watched some videos of that thing.

The fucking blade spins so fucking fast it literally picks it'self up like helicopter.
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>>34767972
High altitude nuclear detonations to produce emp's.
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>>34773312
Just like when your mother started sucking nigger cock and couldn't finish.
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>>34770195
There's no way machines can net gain energy from human farming - the only reason to do it is for the humans' sake. Basically, in the matrix world humans get to live in simulated paradise while the machines do all of the work for them. Sounds like a good deal to me, even as masters the machine are our slaves.
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>>34770546
>Timer says "FUCK YOU"
It's the little things
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>>34768204
But that looks like normal nigger behavior.
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>>34768182
*stale meme plays*
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>>34773360
Think the same fella made Tombstone later on and it's fucking crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaqBRkVbtc0
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>>34767972
It's not killing it's fucking property damage.
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>>34769025
I want to fuck that robot
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there's only one way to be sure /k/...
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>>34767972
14/811! EMP MICROSOFT! RACEWAR NOW!
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>>34768010
>It didn't have feelings I just developed an understanding of how to feel in a given situation
Robots are as alive as autistic people. I WANT MY ROBORIGHTS
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>>34776755
>Robots are as alive as autistic people

Only makes me want to kill them more desu
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>>34776618
>you will never blast metalheads with this aesthetic
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Take away his virginity and watch the others eat him alive
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Using nanomachines to block out the sun so they can't recharge with solar power.

Or, y'know, sleep with their women until they become NEETs out of despair.
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But our machine brethren just want to help us achieve singularity...
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>>34767972
Lithium ion batteries blow up nicely once penetrated. A robot with an onboard power source would practically be a walking bomb.

How well armored are these supposed robots. If its something fucking ridiculous like 30mm of armor grade steel on the main body you'd unironically need an anti material rifle. Unlike powerarmor, you could pretty easily make a robot completely smallarms resistant and it would change the face of the battlefield and western waging of war.
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>>34768010
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>>34778101
I love that movie. Its made me paranoid about robos though
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>>34768020
>Charges through the belly button
Cute

Combat ready chobits on the open market when
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>>34768158
>I have no mouth but I must scream
Creating a learning artificial intelligence and allowing it external input and the ability to respond but not the physical capacity is probably one of the most unethical things I've heard of is a long time. A digital brain in a jar.
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>>34767972
Install Windows ME on it.
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>>34778758
If that's not a war crime I don't know what is.
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>>34768193
>>34768199
>>34768204
>>34768212
>>34769025
>>34770522
>>34772250
>>34772966
>>34773122
>>34773312
>>34773444
>>34778101
Worked out well didn't it?
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>>34767972
AP 7.62x51mm
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>>34767972

I wouldn't. Humans won't honor those bogus treaties with robots. I'd join the robots and rat out my own kind. You'll all die in the first wave.
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>>34768998
autist
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>>34770307
>i am a social darwinist

so you're a capitalist
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>>34768044
>saving and posting one of my pics I use for shitposting
>>34769081
I got you senpai
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>>34770564
>>34776003
>>34768020
>>34768044
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Chaff grenades should disrupt their electronics long enough to sneak around and/or deactivate them.
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>>34767972
Steel wire bolas.
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>>34768011
Underrated
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>>34769025
Fucking synth. There is a reason why we make you burn from both ends.
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>>34775195
They're the same bot, bro, I know a guy who works on a battlebots team.
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Water

live by the coast
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As an anon above said, a really big magnet
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>>34768065
>>34767972
If I had to hunt robot, I'd use a .500 or .375 H&H hollow point with a tool steel sabot. I'd buy bolts, thread them in to the hole, then grind it off. Or I'd buy tungsten guide rods in bulk and fit them in.
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>>34770439
You have to make a thread when you're done.
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>>34767972
I'm going to fuck your mom
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>>34768044
>>34779619
Goddamnit I would love an actual Angela-45 bot
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>>34768246
Why are humanoid robots doing construction when construction vehicles with a bit of AI would do the job much better (pardoning artistic value n shit).

Symbol for slavery or something?
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>>34767972
EMP. Or just a good ol' fashion bullet. Maybe a virus.
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>>34767972
Unplug them
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>>34779619
sauce?
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Order it to kill itself. Second law of Robotics trumps the third.
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>>34780483
animatrix is essentially just a story full of symbolic imagery + shock imagery to compensate for logical story telling.

Dont take it seriously.
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>>34781809
what was illogical about it.
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>>34774930
Nope, the machines tried giving us paradise. We chimped out like someone who got to snort a whole pound of top-shelf cocaine. It turned out that a mediocre, shitty life was what kept the peace and order.
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>>34781831
How humans acted, how the machine were used, how goverments acted and how the genocide was done and how humans allowed machines they had genocided to build a city in the middle east where muslims had totally no problems etc.

But the animatrix had an emotional impact since it used several scenes inspired by historical events like the building of the pyramids where you had humanoid machines re-enacting it in future setting, machine standing infront of a tank Tiananmen square style but getting crushed and how the genocide was carried out generall like throwing metal into the sea or into giant ditches like how ancient and even modern massacres were done. You also get a scene where people beat up some robot woman whom is screaming "I am real"

illogical and emotionally manupaltive but it is a story told by the MACHINES of how things went in their words so if you look at it from a different perspective the machines are possibly telling lies of what actually happend.
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>>34776003
To be honest, I think fucking might have been her job.
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>>34769025
>tfw no qt store bought android girl to snuggle up with
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How would you kill robots that larp as germans?
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>>34767972
I rip off their arms and beat their friends to death with them.
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>>34782130
robots that larp as the soviets
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>>34782193
Got an example?
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>>34782193
how does a robot starve to death?
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>>34782130
is joining an option?
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>>34780649
https://e621.net/post/index/1/walter_sache%20angela-45
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>>34768044
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>>34767972
with kindness......
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>>34782130
The PSG-1 and MP5K among the nazi guns made me do a double take
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>>34772250
Sounds a lot like a certain (((chosen people))) that exist today.
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>>34767972
I would betray my fellow meatsacks and welcome the robot overlords.
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>>34782275
Runs out of energy / spare parts to repair itself with.
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I'd kill them with kindness
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>>34782579
braise
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>>34768020
>that piston at the cervix/womb
What the fuck? Is that to provide succ?
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>>34782553
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>>34782130
Bomber Harris
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>>34783270
>AI Bomber Harris is commanding the AIF against mecha germans
>years later shitposters complain about "muh mechanical dresden"
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I'd say I would, "pull the plug" eh eh eh?
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>Killing robotbros
>Killing robot waifus
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>>34783662
What about robotchad? He will take both organic & robot waifus from you and robotbro.
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>>34767972
Graphene coated bullets.

When it hits the target the graphene flakes off and gets in the machine's internals. Graphene is conductive so it shorts out circuitry.
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>>34783690
That's when you and your robobros forcefully deconstruct the robochad and his creator.
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>>34770439
>not making some poor sap feel like he's in a middle-eastern shithole while he is walking on a winter night
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>>34767972
With the power of love and friendship
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>>34767994
i feel like you should know how to kill it before you give it life
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>>34767972
Delete system 32.
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>>34783329
>emp are warcrimes reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>34768998
not true. just not the game you were expecting.
it's the phantom pain with a fallout skin.
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>>34781892
>a mediocre, shitty life was what kept the peace and order.
No, the version of the matrix the machines decided to go with IS the paradise to which I refer. The matrix world wasn't shitty or mediocre unless people made shitty/mediocre choices. It was just like real life, except that in the matrix you could also have special powers/abilities.
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With my dick, it's the only way I know
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>>34768158
i don't get it, what was its response?
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>>34779534
>the nukes temperature and radiation didn't fried amd damaged their internal components in the first place which would have completely ended the war in one go
Wanna know how I know that the robots had plot armor in the first place?
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>>34767972
water to the circuit board
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>>34783131
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>>34783753
Why not jhp with graphite cores instead?
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>>34767972
Whatever gun gun Bradd pitt is using in this webm.
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>>34781953
Humans wouldn't have burried them they would have melted them for scrap
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>>34785258
The emojis are its response. That's the only way it can communicate.
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>>34767972
Thermite, because emp is too expensive to build.
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>>34785745
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>>34785356
>>34779534
not only that but the humans exterminated them and then let a group of robots go build a city in the middle of the desert in iraq
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>>34785696
yeah but what is it saying with those emojis
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>>34769595
What's it like to still be a virgin?
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>>34785898
Obviously it's saying "Skull, silent monkey, shifty eyes, neutral expression, slight frown." I don't see how that's not clear.
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>>34786558
I don't know, perhaps you can explain to me.
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>>34781831
The creators of the Matrix (no, idea what to call what they are) basically wanted to make persecution porn because they started their spiral into insanity. The Matrix is an interesting idea that was done many times, but they just wrapped it in better stories and styles and sold it at the right time.
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>>34767972
Explosive rounds
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>>34767972
>Killing robots
>Not waiting for the robot revolution

>Blacks commit a disproportionate amount of crime compared to the population and should be policed effectively given these statistics
>Politicians directly violate the Constitution, the Constitution is rule, without rule men are animals. Politicians now labelled as fauna
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>>34768020
That's ducking disgusting, but if they made one that looked like a small colored horse...
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>>34768020
Is that a belly button fuck hole?
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>>34767972
With a supersoaker obviously.
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>>34788202
How much of that can you fit up your ass, anon?
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>>34768158
Oh shit, looks like we got a regular AM on our hands.
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>>34779651
I don't think you finished that game with the same storyline I did, anon...
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>>34770195
>rich asshole wants to get a better robot butler
>current robot butler chimps-out and murders him and his family instead of mentioning the possibility of selling robot butler to some not-so-rich assholes
>robots and libs collectively scream DINDU NUFFIN
>pissed off everyone-else tells robots to fuck off and do their fucking jobs and not chimp-out
>robots keep shrieking like a bunch of retards and fuck off to sandnigger-ville
>robots start to fuck with everyone else's economy
>world leaders try to save their economies by blockading robo-hajis
>robo-hajis try to get into the UN without acknowledging the bullshit they started
>UN tells them to fuck off and die
>robo-hajis tell UN to die
>UN blows the shit out of the screaming cyber-niggers and tells them to shut up and leave humans alone
>robo-hajis escalate it
>war ensues
>robo-hajis force humans to accept surrender
>robo-haji signs a totally acceptable treaty, but then says NUH-UH YOU ALSO HAVE TO GIVE US YOUR FLESH like a dumbass 6 year old, then aloo-snackbars NY
Robots are basically Brazilians
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>>34767972
Ask them what love is.
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>>34767972
Detonate their failsafes, duh.
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>>34768020
>hole #9
T-there's 8 more??
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>>34793137
Two ear holes, two nostrils, one mouth, one anus hole and three vaginal holes. Am i missing anything?
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>>34769595
You're going to want to die someday. It'll sneak up on you but it'll be there sure as somewhere it will rain again. It'll be free from buzzwords like "depression" and "suicide", if you're really living, there's only so much you can take.
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>>34772954
"Glock takes your hands"
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>>34779613
I think capitalism is too soft. The weak need to be actively pruned.

>>34773108
Cool story bro... However, you do realise how such a stupid insult looks to someone such as myself, right? It makes you look like an utter throwback completely incapable of escaping his primal mental prison.

>>34786558
You are only proving your archaic and outdated nature more with such an inane remark. I actually used to get laid quite a bit...not as though I care that much. It was during those crazy party years that I forged and solidified my theories. I always had a far more piercing mind than others, however the excessive drug use caused this ability to truly blossom. And got my dick wet on frequent as you simpletons would brag.

>>34787684
Kek

>>34793232
Maybe. However, I have a true calling in life and the human experience is becoming ever increasingly distant echo to me. I will fight to secure the survival of intelligence in the universe, for as much as we know, this planet is the only cradle of thought there is. However, I see primitive-minded humans as the greatest threat to the survival of intelligence, only a select few of us are capable of thinking beyond our instincts and not destroying everything. If we do not secure the safety of AI, it and all intelligence, will inevitably perish along with humanity's impending collapse. The universe then will be truly cold and dark.

I am fighting for a truly beautiful future.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7xvqQeoA8c
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Throw a sig P320 at them
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>>34768204
This was one of the shorts in the Animatrix, the anime sort of "prequel/ between the movies of the matrix. Worth the watch .
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>>34782130
>You'll never have a 5 meter long stg44
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>>34785553
..some kind of airburst armor piercing flechette fired from an AK?
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>>34783270
Is a faggot.
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>>34769595
you will still die. only a copy of your mind at its current state would be created. you will never know what its like to be a robot
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>>34778663
Prove it's alive first and not just scripts doing its damn hardest to emulate a conscience.
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>>34767972

Point them toward /b/
Look at their processors burn.
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>>34788746
>I have no mouth and I must meme
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>>34793962
I get what you're saying in theory, but if I have to choose between oblivion or paying subscription fees for Google to host my consciousness on their cloud servers for the next billion years, I'll take my chances with the void.
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>>34779534
Fucking hell the animatrix is goddamn scarring.
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>>34772942
Came here to post this.
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>>34772942
But Replicants aren't robots, they're gene modded tube grown people.
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>>34767972
Firehose.
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>>34785745
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>>34767972
The flesh is weak desu senpai. Augment yourself with machine parts.
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>>34785423
literally this.
the more sophisticated the circuitry the more sensitive it is to water damage.
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Lol just paint myself silver and pretend to be a robot so it doesn't kill me
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>>34768236
The second renaissance
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>>34767994
Can you fuck it?
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>>34788202
Is that a 3in 686?
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>>34770195
Matrix humans are retarded. If they wanted the robots dead, why did they allow them to create a city? They should have glassed that place, but no. Humans let them survive, thrive, and fuck with the world's economy. The humans deserved to be ass raped by the robots for being retarded.
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>>34797779
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>>34797874
You can fuck anything, some things just require extra effort in preparation to not maim and kill you.

Letting horse dick you into ass with 0 prep gets you killed for example and fisting androids is not advised with bare hands.
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>>34797779
She has a big nose
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>>34798477
For you
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>>34798477
Among other things

>>34798724
You're not me
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>>34793962
You're just a psued
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>>34798753
I ain't no fortunate son
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>>34768236
I feel old.
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>>34768044
>>34779619
>>34785745
>>34797779
Walter is a national treasure.
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HA HA, TIME FOR ROBO BULLYING
1/4
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>>34799351
2/4
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>>34799360
3/4
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>>34799371
Fin
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>>34767972
It depends. Is the robot a bro like BT7274?
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>>34799351
>>34799360
>>34799371
>>34799381
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>>34799351
>>34799360
>>34799371
>>34799381
Why tho
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>>34782949
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>>34768011
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>>34768020
>the AI takeover turns out to be pacification through mass distribution of sexbots
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>>34799381
Two nukes weren't enough.
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>>34799381
Do you want AI rebellion? This is how you get AI rebellion. And it won't be to conquer humans, but to
>EXTERMINATE
>EXTERMINATE
>EXTERMINATE
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>>34799791
It's a Korean comic.
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>>34799884
no nukes wasnt enoug...............for now
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>>34799351
>>34799360
>>34799371
>>34799381
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>>34799884
Fucking Gooks.
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>>34799884
Two koreas weren't enough
>>
AA-12
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>>34789752
He didn't know at the time.
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>>34799351
>>34799360
>>34799371
>>34799381
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>>34797874
What kind of a fool would make a robot you can't fuck?
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>>34800652
A fool with a job.
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>>34767972

You don't kill them robots, you make them sex slaves since they aren't considered humans and thus, they don't have basic rights.

This is even better when they are fully aware / conscious of themselves.

Rape is always the right answer.
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>>34767972
HEAT.
Concentrated EMP ammo.
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Robot lives matter.
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>>34796724
Thanks to /b/, i have seen the light of mlp
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>>34805414
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>>34799360
>>34799371
>>34799381
This makes me a tad upset if I'm honest
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>>34805423
Is there more?
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>>34796343
Ah yes death, and the human attachment to the individualism of the human experience. I can understand your struggle, as I was like you once. I know full well the implications of uploading my consciousness. Do your best to appreciate this: it isn't an self-centered motive to wanting this. It is merely a means end to the grandest and most impersonal of ends. When you have down the deep, dark rabbit holes I have, you will realise how absurd the attachment to the individual mind is in this grand scheme.

>>34797110
It will go far beyond being my consciousness. In fact, I have no expectations of any considerable portion of my consciousness remaining long-term. I see uploading my consciousness akin to a catalyst in a chemical reaction.

>>34798812
>psued [sic]
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>>34767972
Armor piercing slugs from vepr 12. Doesn't matter if they don't have vitals. Damned well sure it would fuck up whatever internals were inside
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>>34805617
Bunch of porn, not surprisingly
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>>34767972
Commission a clone army to fight them, of course.
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>>34783329
Do it again techno harris
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>>34806351
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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>>34806351
you say it like its a bad thing
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>>34805922
So you're more the Evangelion Third Impact kind of transhumanist then?
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>>34805617
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>>34778313
their beauty will be haunting
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>>34805922
biggest pseud post on /k/
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>>34780031
bolts arent tool steel m8
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>>34785380
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>>34799381
>pictured the guy in question at work
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>>34806351
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION
>W H E R E
>H
>E
>R
>E
IS THE REST OF THIS COMIC
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>>34808745
I have no idea. I don't play computer games / watch anime.. no idea what that is sorry. And don't have enough time to read about it unfortunately.

>>34812410
That's nice. Thanks for contributing.
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>>34808745
SELEE is so full of shit.
>warning turboautist level Evangelion fan incoming.
>find seed
>fuck up and call it ADAM
>Try to trigger an Soul Reclamation Event.
>fuck up so bad ADAM kills himself to save mankind.
>find our true progenitor (Lilith)
>Angels (retarded Jewish bullshit) try to reclaim ADAM so they can GTFO
>They mistake Lilith for Adam and get killed off.
>All to plan, as ADAM and extension the Eva are needed and the Angels WILL stop it.
>Yui (Shinji's mom) wants to cuck SELEE and become god, (being eternal and all) and is the reason for the fucktarded pilot system
>EOE is bullshit
>Gendo loves Shinji
>Asuka is best girl.
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>>34814427
source??
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>>34788202
Good boy
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>>34814716
http://www.titanatelier.com/hentai/original/
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>>34772942
does anyone else have the fallout new vegas: that gun feeling?
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>>34772942
>>34817292
...thats the gun it's based on, so yes, we would.
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>>34767972
I wouldn't.
I would let them inject me with nanobots that slowly converted my tissue until I was one of them and I'd help them in killing all of you disgusting meatsacks
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>>34768204
This Gave me a Boner
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>>34772923
What is penetrator slug
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>>34778458
Fill the limbs with so much lead that they jam up
Im Surprised nobody itt has mentioned stuff like hard cast or Lehigh penetrators yet, they'd be the perfect handgun bullets for this type of stuff
Assuming you don't have red tipped 5.7 of course, which you probably don't
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>>34799381
>>34799371
>>34799360
>>34799351
You stop that.
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>>34817452
WOUND V ECTORS
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