This is the USS Missouri Say something nice about her

>>34767725
She had a bad ass chef

>>34767725
At least she's not Yamato

>Captcha is punching bag
Kek

>thicc

Your bring back battleships threads need to be more subtle.

she's killed less us navy personnel than the uss iowa

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>>34767787
>bring back battleships
If only
But there's literally no reason to

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>>34767776
Truth.

>>34767725
Fat! Useless! Waste of money!

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>>34767836
>Fat! Useless! Waste of money!
Bet you've heard that a lot, huh Anon?

>>34767892
No, but the BBs sure heard it a lot, it's why they're out of service :^)

>>34767836
You take that back

>>34767829
T H I C C
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>>34767892
kek

I really like that her resume includes fire support during desert storm.

>>34767725
I liked the movie - It was one of the least worst romantic comedies I've seen

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>>34769706

Missouri this is Eagle-6, boy we are glad to see you, stand by for target coords in vicinity of Pine Valley

Give me ten good men. I'll impregnate the bitch.

>>34767725
You're gonna need a bigger boat

>>34767725
she's been in movies n stuff

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>>34767725
I took a private tour on the Missouri last year. It was fucking amazing.

>MFW I got to pull the triggers for the big guns and climb in the turrets.

>>34767725
She was marginally better than a heavy cruiser at AAA and shore bombardment at a price that could have fielded many times the through weight if it had been spent with captain hindsight in charge? Best bayonet charge into heavy machine gun fire?

>>34769723
N-NANI?

>>34767725
she sure was pretty. and pretty badass for her time.


not even close to badass now though.

but she's still pretty as a museum.

(see you sandwich the criticism between two compliments)

>>34767725
She's cute.

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>>34767829

>>34767725
she's pretty good at destroying alien ships

She's a dirty pirate hooker.

Her good years ended before anyone on this board was born.

>>34767725
It's still the best weeb tear collector.

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>>34769746
Captain, I'm scared.
>Yeah... I'm scared too.

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>>34774242
I'm not sure what was more disappointing, the Yamato or the Bismarck

>>34767725
Shares the same name as my shit tier home state

>>34767725
The aft was rounded.