This is a Tiger II. She has low self-esteem and tend to break

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>>34764187
>Tiger II

You are in a museum where you are looked after by men who look like Nigel Thornberry, as opposed to a range target for a Belarusian peasant or melted down into cheap razor blades.

>>34764187
You were a terrible design.

>>34764187
you have thick armor girl and you are strong. don't break down

>>34764187

You are a strong and independent heavy tank, who dont need no infantry support

>>34764217
>literally called king by its enemies

>>34764187
Anime posters get out

>>34764309
Well allied forces can correctly translate german names like Königstiger you know.

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>>34764187
>Tiger II.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP_8jGLzdQo

Soviets won :)

>>34764187
Tiger II a cute and sexy design. Would execute war with

hello tiger! King tiger even! I know you are just in a museum, but i would be very happy to take care about you!

I have read all the instruction manual, and while im not very strong or the smartest person, i can do a lot of the maintainance you need! Maybe not the track tension, since that is very heavy, and i dont have much friends to help me out, but you are totally cool!

I can clean you in fresh, clean and hot water! I will take care of your engine, clean out those bothersome cooling fans of yours. But dont be emberassed about that, i will happily clean them! I'll take care of your interior as well

I've bought those new microfiber cloths, and after a turough run with the vacuum cleaner, they will make you as clean as you were when you left the Krupp factory in 1944!

I will find you some new paint if it gets chipped away (those silly americans and their 75mm guns, hihi).

I'll clean out your gun if it gets dirty, and i will take care of the tracks every time you have been driven and give you a real soapy shower if you've been out in the dirt

Oh, i see you're lacking your Machinegun. I'm afriad i can't get you a real one, i'm sorry. But i can get you a replica, afraid that's the best i can do.

I can read you stories before sleep, and if you dont want to feel lonely, i can sleep on the engine deck! It's great after a long days driving because it will be warm and cozy all night, especially one as thick as yours~

Sounds great, doesn't it? just be my friend and i can do all that!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCsS20WJfBI

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>>34764213
I asked a bloke at Bovington how much the Tiger II was worth. He told it was mine if I could get it out the hall. Still working on how..

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>>34764666
>that Tiger

>>34764323
It translate to Bengal Tiger

>>34764666
>>34764728

White Tiger was such a weird combination of being a pretty okay movie, and being a total piece of shit movie.

Not regretting watching it, but would only watch it again as background noise.

>>34764187
T H I C C

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>>34764187
For the last time, Pershing said that he will pay for the drinks at the malt shop, whatever that is, so you either gonna lift your fat ass and come with us or keep collecting dust here.

Eat less, fatty

>>34764816
>He does not use the literal translation
My bad, it should be Royal tiger. Sounds better does it not?

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>>34764187
You designed by a bunch of losers.

>>34764816
it means bengal tiger, but it translates to king tiger