ITT: Things you'll never hear anyone in their right mind say

Back when it was just a license-built HS2000, I liked it. It was the centerfire pistol I did most of my learning on, and so I remember it fondly. Everything since the XD-M is a mistake, though.

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I recently picked up a Glock 17 Gen 4 for only $310.49 a couple weeks ago due to a website misprint that the seller honored.

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There aren't certain neighborhoods where you just can't allow yourself to relax around people.

>>34763389
I carry a snubby, because if anything takes more than 5 shots of .38 to resolve, I should have brought a rifle.

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>classes are a waste of money

Typically, the person who says this is busy buying his 11th generic plastic pistol, that he cannot shoot if his life depended on it

>>34763389
>Op is not a faggot.

>>34764314

I'll second this.
Usually they have guns with basically zero wear marks, and only 2, maybe 3 mags for any given gun.

>>34764314
>>34764490
This hits close to home

>>34764490
What's wrong with only owning 2 mags?

>>34764585
Yea i dont get that.
im not pretending to be some larperator.
if i have to use my gun it will be taken care of without going through a single mag.
let alone even needing to shoot.

>>34764585
>What's wrong with only owning 2 mags?

This means you don't shoot seriously. Any sort of productive shooting session will be interrupted by constantly having to load magazines, chances are you have a bunch of stupid shit you spent your money on that could have been spent on 3 more $20 magazines.

>>34764594
>if i have to use my gun it will be taken care of without going through a single mag.
>let alone even needing to shoot.

It's funny, the people who try to deflect any sort of accusation (when it isn't even mentioned) of being a mallninja are the first to try to rationalize any action with some weird pseudo-tactical nonsense.

I couldn't take you seriously if I knew you. Hell, I don't even take you seriously just now.

>>34764615
yea stupid stuff like range time and a speed loader.

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>niggers are productive memebers of society

>>34764624
I'd consider a pistol class except i cant be sure that $200 classes are actually worth anything around here; so many "REAL MILITARY EXPERIENCE" types and its hard to verify efficacy.

>>34765603
Get a class instructed by an ex or current LEO if you can. Cops know a lot about pistol fighting - moreso than your average McDojo Spec Ops Airborne instructor anyway.

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>>34763389

>Glocks are reliable firearms that you can depend your life on.

>>34765621
whats a reasonable cost? I dont want to get ripped off for half the cost of a good pistol to learn the basic "dont point it at something you dont want to destroy" and "put the dots in a line" stuff.

>>34765622
Haha, anon. Where did you find this one?!

>>34765622
fuck you
Glocks are top level but like any gun, they're not dumbass proof

>>34765622
and to think all of that could have been prevented by either a lone wolf barrel or not buying "Bubba's lead reloads".

Either of which would have cost significantly less than the whole gun, reconstructive surgery and their pride.

>>34764615
oh god we got an elite operator over here

>>34764490
This is me,lol

>>34765621
>Get a class instructed by an ex or current LEO if you can. Cops know a lot about pistol fighting - moreso than your average McDojo Spec Ops Airborne instructor anyway.

LE experience isn't required for a pistol class. What it all boils down to is if they can actually teach or not. Now, a pistol class that also includes things like criminal behavior, personal tactics and detailed reports of violent crime may be beneficial if taught by a current or former LEO. Instructors like Greg Elfritz, Wayne Dobbs, Tom Givens are some examples of this. Varg Freeborn is one of my people I want to take a class with for his unique perspective in violent crime especially.

Doesn't matter if the guy was a top sniper in LA's SWAT team or if the dude was a SEAL, if they can shoot well but can't teach for shit, not someone worth taking a class with.

>>34765662
>whats a reasonable cost?

You really don't need to spend more than $500 for a class. Look at pistol-forum's pistol class AAR list and you'll get an idea on what to look for.

>>34763526
>things you would never hear
Not things that retards actually say