This guy is holding your doggo and or catto hostage

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>>34756077
I buy a new dog/cat because they're replaceable

>>34756077
>Have one anon plink away at him with pistol
>Second anon sneaks up behind him and pries the armor off to get some glorious boipucci
>have lead fueled threesome

>>34756077
Set store on fire
buy new pets

bait with dunkin donuts

drop anvil on head

>>34756077
Fuck dogs
Fuck pet owners
Fuck off to /an/

>>34756077
Push him over because he is a mannequin, then take the M63 and hold all the other anons at gun point, and steal their dosh and puppers.

>>34756077
Option #1
>Find thermostat
>crank heat up
>wait
Option #2
>Get .50 rifle
>Aim for the head

>>34756145
Only Africans and muslims hate dogs.

Seriously every animal abuse thread I see is filmed by some African soldier or pirate, or muslim terrorist.

>>34756161
By the time you are able to get you 50 cal up he'd have put his shield up and started moving away. It could go through the shield but lose a lot of momentum tearing through his armor.

Sneak up behind him with the heavy take down perk and knife him

>>34756077
Tactically burn the home depot down around him.

What the fuck is that helmet even?

Are the shinguards from a hockey set?

>>34756077
Turn on the heat and wait until he strokes out or gives up wearing all of that shit. Then shoot in face and get dog back.

>>34756187
.... then shoot him some more times? like the fuck lmao

>>34756077
drive to my house a few blocks away and retrieve my .50 cal, load two mags with ap, then remember i don't have any pets.

>>34756077

Scenario 1
Fellow anon draws fire, keeps his shield facing front. Meanwhile I 1-2-boogaloo behind him, do the blitzkrieg bop into him at full speed and straight up turtle-syndrome his ass, likely knock the gun away, but at the very least I don't think he'll be getting back up without help.

Scenario 2
Get fellow anon to draw him into an isle with either lumber or bathtubs or some shit. Grab a forklift and knock that shit over on him.


Cooking him out is a good idea too, >>34756161

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>>34756077
>go to lumber department
>make full size trebuchet
>make propane tank bombs
>launch propane/nail bombs at his location until his only option is to head to our location for an offensive attack
>partner stealthily travels via rafters snatching and grabbing the 2 catter hostages as the juggernaut makes his advance
>when he approaches he discovers the trebuchet has been rigged to explode and I'm no where to be found
>as he comes to his senses after said explosion the home depot self destruct system has been activated with 10 seconds left
>he makes it just past the drywall section before the final explosion

Mission accomplished
>more saving, more doing...

>>34756161
Thermostat is too slow, go to the propane section, grab a few canisters, then open them, light them, and roll them towards the fucker. They're not supposed to kill but the extra heat will get unbearable in a minute or so.

>>34756077
I call him a faggot and shoot him while he cries about only having blanks.

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Tell the mexicans working there that his clothes are made of gold.

Just walk around him. The weight of the bomb suit, VANT-VM, and Mk46 is going to prevent him for actually moving.

I shoot his ankle.

Or hit him with a truck.

Alternatively anyone who trained up that hard for the situation is not expecting a drone with a Thermite bomb strapped to it.

Also i never got the point of fuckhuge shields like that.

Wouldn't a plate carrier strapped to a spare tire be more effective?

>Find stairs
>Wait
>BANZAI!

Call the police.

>>34756077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1ms-Oog4rs&feature=youtu.be

>>34756077
Chinapuff gl to the face to break off the faceplate, then keep shooting bolts with my light crossbow into his exposed face until he dies. Dodge stat should be high enough so that I barely take any shots from him. If he does hit me Swan Song will go into action and let me spam infinite gl rounds for 9 seconds, more than enough to kill him.

Hopefully somebody on my side will have inspire.

>>34756077
light the fucking place on fire usibg the chemicals in homr depot. set up traps in the aisles out maneuver never engage in direct fire fight.

>>34756627
It's a big home depot, it's a giant warehouse full of appliances, supplies, and other parts and tools, I guess you could build stairs.

>>34756694

Can always climb up the shelves.

wait for him to starve/have a heat stroke

less than a day honestly

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>>34756077
Don't those piss pistols shoot 762?
How does a silent pistol shoot AK47 rounds?
You could probably just sneak around a corner and pop him a few times.

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Pull out my backup gun loaded to standard pressure in FMJ, which I always kept just in case someone in powered armor robbed me.

One shot one kill. Take my permanently deafened cat home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea_Q8C_67jY

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>>34756754
Since you didn't bother to explain why I was disarmed in the first place, I just went as far as to decide I had my guns instead of your shit ones.

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>>34756780
You are disarmed because someone said anyone who does not have any weapon gets a free MSS VUL at your local home depot, you brought your cat along with you and then some guy in a bomb suit and shield snatched your cat.

>>34756077
Atf style burn down the building and claim he threw a flare or smoke bomb.

>>34756922
ow fuck you

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>>34756077
>finds enough shark statues for Heavy Takedown

nothin personnel kiddo

>>34756922
This wouldn't happen, I don't have any need for that gun. I already have two revolvers.

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>>34756922
By the way, that gif is hella soothing.

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Here are my plan. friend!

>>34756077
Push him over from behind. He'll never get up.

>>34757090
um, can i have the template for that guy so i can make my own savage looking battleplan like that?

>>34757090
Oh no meant to send to >>34756077

>>34757075
But it is free, and silent rare gun.

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>>34756077
Time to tactical kebab

ACME Ambush #34
>friendo climbs big orange racks
>hauls up cinder-blocks
>and sandbags
>makes FFP and cinder-block dead drop
>you lure ballistic golem down proper aisle
>fire at his toes, the only unarmored bit
>bring him to the X
>splat

>>34756145
Nice try chinaman

>>34756077
Make a killdozer out of a forklift and ram his ass into a wall.

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>>34757098
I don't know how to do that, but here you are get image from microsoft windows paint program..

>>34756161
Option 1, Arizona edition
>unplug air conditioner
>wait

>>34756145
Hello Ho Le Hoang Dong, you make good dog soup?

Give anon both pistols and shoot at him so it seems like two people are shooting at him, he won't be able to tell the difference with his limited vision. Sneak up behind him and Donkey Kong his ass with a propane tank so he falls over on his face.

>>34756077
Push one of the fuckhuge shelves on top of him with an up-armored forklift

When he's immobile, power drill his head or something

>>34757222
>Anon has shit aim
>He can't hear the subsonic rounds passing over his head
>He mows you down

>>34756077
a grenade should sort that crap out

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>>34756077
Oh I know how to beat him!
>Cluster charge going live!

>>34757241
or a pipe bomb
pipe bombs always win

>>34757241
>>34757262
He's wearing a bomb suit....

>>34757258
You can't do that, there are dogs being held hostage by him, you'll kill them too!

>>34757270
are you retarded? EOD suits don't do anything

>>34757277
catto would understand

>>34757270
that may or may not save his life but he will be disabled problem solved
you think bomb suits make you able to whitstand explosions from ordnance and walk away? nah... you will be in crap shape probably coughing up blood and missing bits.

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>>34756077

I just walk up and take my pet back, hes shooting blanks and will be delt with by the authorities once they realize there is nothing to be afraid of.

Why do you faggots act like this suit is bullet proof? It's a explosive protective suit meant for flak and to absorb the shock. The most he might have of bullet protection is the plate carrier that he may or may not have equipped. The shield that he holds may be the only thing that is actually bullet resistant enough to make him a big threat, but those things aren't generally rated for armor piercing rounds of higher caliber 7.62,.308,50 etc. plus it would be impossible for him to carry that shit and shoot at the same time since he decided to go full retard and carry a LMG instead of a full auto pistol or PDW.

Anyways, all you would have to do is wait for the cunt to pick ready his gun to shot and just blast him in the lower abdomen, neck or head with a rifle and he's done.

>>34757284
>EOD suits don't do anything
they let you survive some ied explosions, but you gonna need a lot of medical help after and you might be missing all your fingers and stuff maybe wish you didn't survive.

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>>34757308
No I am stronger than shitty homemade bomb, and am growing more powerful!

Ask him if he has a Home Depot Credit Card and pressure him to get one if he doesn't, he'll get embarressed and leave, and I get a pat on the back from my shift manager.

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>>34757211

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>>34757388
...

>>34756077
Turn off AC / Turn up heat.

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Forklifts work pretty good against these guys, you just have to approach at an angle such that his shots hit the frame

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Lol
Doggo is not trapped in there with him. He is trapped with doggo.
Good luck m8!

>>34757372
He's a big guy.

He can pull it off.

>>34756170
>Only Africans and muslims hate dogs.
not even muslims hate doggos

>>34757384
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bf2_1420556566&comments=1
you still gonna be missing both your hands and head

>>34756077
I don't have pets

But I do have a flamethrower

>>34757470
well if he keeps your flamethrower hostage you are really fucked

>>34756161
>>34756187
>>34756476
Just shoot his gun or hands

>>34757443
It's in the Quran that dogs are filthy and impure, not meant for pets.

>>34757496
Theyre allowed, just cannot be in the same place as their prayers

Drop an anvil on his head.

Bomb the whole place with shit I build from another Home Depot, my cat will still have 8 lives

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>>34756077
make an ak74

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>>34756995

>>34757496
Not that guy but holy shit you have no idea what you're talking about, it's not in the quran it's in the hadith, and it says that dogs aren't supposed to lick you because they're unclean, and just that

refrain from spouting shit next time.

>>34756077

Molotov cocktail

>>34757606
Same kebab shit, still a good reason to remove them.

>>34756161
But Anon, will your dog hold out before he takes his suit off?

>>34757627
You sound much like polreddit

>>34757617
Wow yeah I mean you're in home depot, you could make a ton of them.

>>34757636
You sound like reddit, muslims have a fucked up culture, and have no honor.

>>34756077

That type of helmet aint airtight/filterin. Just throw in a couple of tg nades and watch im squirm.

>>34757658
>/pol/ calling anyone reddit
since currently most /pol/ posters are underage who come from r/the_donald and facebook, calling me reddit is pretty rich coming from your lot

>>34757658
You sound like reddit for polposting when it's totally irrelevant.

>>34757714
When did I say I was a /pol/tard, I hate those neo nazi faggots, and the whole le kekistan thing has been going on for far too long, I don't think that board is going to be free of the shitpost, bait and spam ever.
Although a lot of /pol/acks love guns and war, especially classic weapons.

>>34757749
>When did I say I was a /pol/tard
You have the mindset of a one.

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>>34756731
>Nogunz spotted

There is more than one round with a 7.62 projectile.

>>34757747
I'm not polposting, it's just true, their religion is far too authoritarian and wrapped in their government to allow progression or change.

>>34757782
What 7.62 is 7.62mm, it's a measurement, how can it be different size?

>>34757809
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7.62_mm_caliber
>7.62 mm caliber is a nominal caliber used for a number of different cartridges.

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>>34757775
I said one meme, a really common one at that, remove kebab didn't even start on /pol/ it started on /int/ krautchan's /int/

You're projecting here.

>>34757809
When you figure it out explain it to Playerunknown

>>34757838
Who Player run known?

>>34757809
Its the diameter of the projectile. Its not a length measurement. There is 7.62x39, 7.62x54r, 7.62x51. There are plenty of others but these are the most common.

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>>34757831
It's not the remove kebab meme, faggola, it's your visible anger and still arguing after being corrected by some anon on a chinese anime website about irrelevant some dune coon religion.
You don't see this type of shit anywhere except on a /pol/cuck.

>>34757857
What do I look like a freakin nerd? I ain't here to do math and stuff.

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>equip build with high value target aced
>go up to dozer
>"IT'S A FUCKING BULLDOZER!"
>unsheathe my than a today
>psst... nothin' personnel, kid
>shoot once
>"DOZER'S HISTORY!"
>mfw

>>34757865
You too dumb dumb, as I said your anger might be projecting onto me.
Replying back to posts only happens on /pol/? I am sorry I didn't read that in the rules.

I made a joke reply, and you replied with the whole reddit argument out of nowhere.

>>34757872
Shit *thanatos

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>>34757868

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>>34756922
neat

>>34757896
You seem upset

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>>34757926
Not really, I'm just tryina ave a giggle an you wankers come ere tryina piss in our VB cunt, you some kinna pooftah?

>>34757963
i'll fokin shank yar gob lad
knobhead

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>>34757975
nah cunt, ya fuckin Pommy piss off, but eh uh can you bum us a durrie mate, oh come on mate don't dog the boys, I just need one durrie, ya cunt.

>>34757857
7.62 Tokarev is greatest of them all

>>34757496
dog is only filthy if it's not hunting. a dog fetching prey with his mouth is halal. arabs are practical about stuff they always find suitable exceptions to all rules. like you can't fuck an other dudes wife except if he is your adopted son. or you can't fuck little girls in the vagoo because it may hurt them but up in the ass or between thighs is a okay. but if you do damage the little girl you have to pay for it by keeping her around till the end of her life. practical people those arabs. did i mention the whole non drinking thing? they can't drink spirits where allah sees them, but if you duck under the table allah can't see you there.

>>34757963
m8

>>34758011
worse' than a fokin bogan, cunt.

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Meet your death, Zeon scum!

>>34756077
One napalm Molotov would fuck his shit sideways. I don't give a shit about my cat I'll burn the whole goddamn store down.

>>34756077
Let him keep the pets he might like pets. Make a deal to let him keep them for a even amount of time and everyone goes home and drinks hot coco and sleeps. You cuddle with the heavy armored man and the doggo and catto snuggle between you both. Life continues as normal. The End

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>>34758494
Thank you anon that warms my heart... would you like some... um hot cooc?

>>34756077
Op you're not going to get a decent reply in time to save you're doggo
Just let the police handle it.
I look forward to seeing you on the news

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Shoot him in the helmet with a .45 ACP
it will not penetrate the bullet proof helmet but the impact will have enough power to literally knock him out like a child getting hit by a pro boxer. He might even suffer permanent brain damage.

After he is knocked out I walk over and loot his gear then go and retrieve my pets. I also let my dog pee on his unconscious body and draw a penis on his face. I would also steal his health insurance card to delay him from getting quick medical treatment when someone eventually finds him.

>>34756077
Shoot him in the feet from under a shelf, then hide.

>>34756077
>>34758508
http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=92884
http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=92884
Holy shit the madman was warning us!

>>34756148
now you are that guy
the cycle continues

>>34757393
what shield is that

>>34758819
It's an action figure

>>34756077
>Build murder/k/art
>Cover front end with sharpened plumbing pipes and Bear Grills machetes
>Create a harpoon cannon out of air compressors and piping
>Acquire hunting knives etc from Bear Grillz aisle
>Make lances out of sharpened steel piping
>Reinforce front end with multiple layers of wood and big bags fertilizer or whatever
>Charge him, firing off airpoon, pin him with /k/art and lances, shove pistols in weak spots and magdump, stabbing with knives if needed
>Reunite with loyal dog and cat
>Go home and give dog doggo beer and cat catnip
>Join them in twist town and smoke a bowl
>Trip out with my animals and call it a night

>>34756145
Please die.

>>34756077
Turn up the store heating and block ventilation until he dies of heat exhaustion.

>>34756077
>disable ac
>wait for summer
r>ole dead corps
>take pets.

or

pressure detonated explosives in turlet. He's gotta poop sometime.

>>34757922
>>34756922
I don't get it.

>>34761606
They make you go blind and damage your ocular nerves.

>>34761606
you have to look extra close

>>34761678
That explains why my eyes hurt.

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>Take reach truck
>Downstock a pallet of tile
>full speed ahead
>Start running him down, lower tile on his legs
>Hop off, take off helmet,

>>34756145
t ATF

>>34761764
I like this idea, but I would use a skid of concrete mix... and I'm grabbing the gun as well as the helmet.

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>>34757868

>>34756077
Grab handle on shield.... shoot him in knees

>>34756077
push his faggot foamy ass over with my real bomb suit and ballistic shield

>>34756922
i used to huff nos and walk towards a strobe light, it was like disappearing. anyone else? what a weird feeling

>>34756077
I guess walk up behind him and shoot him in the back of the leg? Looks like he's got shit visibility and you probably wouldn't be able to stand with an injured leg with that much gear on.

>>34757405
For you

>>34756077

Ask him what he wants and for him to please give my doggo back.

If he says no then wait for him to get tired then rape him.

>>34756077
1. Go into Home Depot where tango is located.
2. Locate tango.
3. Steal forklift.
4. Use forklift to topple fuck-off giant shelves on top of tango.
5. Rescue catto.
6. Set fire to Home Depot on way out, even if he survived being pinned by the shelving and/or the shit on it, he'll die from burning to death. Fuck him for taking my battle buddy hostage.

>>34756077
Ball bearings

Just spray him with that insulation foam.

I buy him a bunch of those home depot hotdogs. He'll have to take a diarrhea eventually. That's when I strike.

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>>34757872

>>34756077
OH SHIT DOZER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED A MEDIC BAG

>>34756077
If I'm close enough to take this picture then I just spartan kick him since he'll be too slow with all that gear to move his gun in position to shoot me.
Alternatively grab onto the convenient handle on his riot shield and now he can't physically aim at me with his gun because he's too bulky to maneuver his gun around the riot shield then just swing around to behind him and kick him in the back of the knees to take him down.
Or get a .50 rifle and shoot 1 bullet centre mass. .50BMG is lightly armored vehicle penetrating. excessive body armor is comparable.

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Cover his visor in sprayable foam.

>>34763411
CHAINS IS IN A PICKLE!

>>34756102
fpbp

>>34756145
ATF pls go and stay go

>have random stranger bait him into an aisle
>have parallel shelves be stocked with propane tanks and other explosives
>me and my friend shove shit into the aisle to block his escape
>shoot propane tanks
>guy dies

MOTOLOV KEKTAIL DESU

Go to the outdoor product section, get a bottle of liquid BBQ fire initiator, shove your panty to the opening. Pick up a lighter. There you go.

Burn dat stupid slow tank.

>>34757838
fact

>>34757868
Moron.

>>34758819
>>34759912
The real thing is an assault shield made by FORT.

Easy, Psychological warfare

Me and friend dress up as Waffen SS

Play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69z_IN64EG4

Start dancing

Jugger is distracted

Surprise mister law man my "dog" is actually a panzerhund!

Panzerhund destroy man

Safe another day in the mushroom kingdom

>>34756077
quicksave and run at him with a new strategy every time i load

>>34756077
ask him where he got that glorious armor from

>>34756170
or the chinks

>>34756077
go get my varmint rifle out of my truck and shoot his mg
watch as he trips on his own spaghetti as the other anon storms and rescues puppers

>Tell fellow anon to keep him busy
>Find Home Depot employee
>Point pistol at him
>Tell him to lead me to a forklift, and give me the keys
>Load the fork with a pallet of concrete sacks
>Raise it to protect me from gunfire
>Charge blindly at the guy, keeping covered behind the pallet
>Crush him against a wall and/or drop the pallet on his head

>>34756077
Well to have even got my dog I'm clearly dead, kneedeep in shell casings and the bolt is locked back on my rifle at that point.

>>34758806

>>34756077
hatch xtac kneepads. Wore them in afghanistan before replacing with home depot gell pads spray painted coyote. Bands are thin, poorly placed, and stretch out fast. Knee pads either want to sit above or below knee, sliding around. Look sharp. until they sit crooked.

irony is the knee pads work great for guys who have big beefy arms as eblow pads, and elbow pads work good as kneepads for females.

>t. aircraft maintainer

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deagle brand deagle?

>>34757606
t. Azziz Rashad

>>34756077
Do like they did in the North Hollywood shootout. Aim for the feet, then rush when he falls down.

>>34756077
Shoot him twice with my explosive judge to remove his faceplate and visor and then fire repeatedly into his face with a shotgun

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>>34756102
Seattle fag?

>>34761606
It's a sailboat

shoot them in the sides of the legs, play the waiting game while they bleed out

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>>34756145
Fuck you

Fill a pressure washer with various flammable liquids and douse him, toss blowtorch a trail left by the washer and watch him roast. Eat the roasted pet.

>>34757138
Your whole plan is thrwarted because they don't allow customers on the orange stairs

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Shoot him back, ivan
Then ram into him.

>>34756077
This is no Zaku, boy! No Zaku!

> fill balloon or glove with gasoline
> throw a flare or tenis ball on fire
> shoot

>>34756077
>he's held up in Home depot
I kindly ask the robbers holding him up to make him free my doggo.

>>34756077

Call a friend, push him over together, laugh when he can't get up, drink beer, piss in his helmet until he drowns, then leave because I have no pets.

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>>34757090
lol

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>>34756077
I dont like my cat.

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>>34757393

thr

>>34756077
Molotovs
gg burn in hell

>>34769214
>inb4 how
bottles of starter fluid

>>34756077
OH FUCK, BULLDOZER

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>>34768393
i loled

Send in a human waves of other anons. Until he runs out of ammo. Tactically mag dump into the armors weakest point and get back catto.

>>34756077
plant 6 c4 explosives and bait him in

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>>34756145

>>34756102
How does it feel to literally be a nigger?

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>>34756077
all my dogs are dead
push me to the edge

kill it with fire