Establishing a /k/ Country

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Okay

Let's say a band of people from /k/ invades some shitty african country, cripples their leadership and their defense, you're all standing in the parliament building or the mansion of the previous president.

What do you do next?

What's you're plan? How do you feed everyone, how do you get anything built, how do you maintain or create power, water, food? Who will be the leader, how do you stop the infiltration of r9/k/ ponyfuckers and beta cum brownie eating piss bottle having greasy haired wet pussy cunts.

I'm sick of all of you "hehe lets make a /k/ country guise xD" retards. You're all fucking idiots and you make me want to shove a stick of dynamite up my asshole.

>>34754390
Do it and post the vid.

>>34754390
Estalish a new rhodesia for the afrikaan people, see?, most problems are fixed by that.

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>>34754390
Most people would only want to help establish the country but wouldn't want to be a part of it. I image few would stay and those few would be very resilient living like poor hippys unless some kind of tourist attraction was made. Perhaps they could steal the kube and put on a show of having warrior culture and society that would attract people to come visit or maybe even join the country if they were seen fit to do so

>>34754562
I'd gladly let them leave, they're probably only /k/ommandos that have no real experience in important jobs and just wanted to be "le meme mercenary"

>>34754355
We'll kill each other within the first sight of a Glock. No real reason will be given except that Glockfags must die

I mean, I'd be willing to go somewhere with.. no gun laws. The problem is we'd have no money to trade, all money is based on what it's value is in valuable metals, IE gold and silver. Unless every /k/ommando bought a bunch of gold, and then just gave it to the federal repository, we're once again boned.

>>34754620
>not establishing infrastructure as you fight with mugabe's shitty foot soldiers
think of it as a reverse guerrilla warfare, that way after the war is finished, instead of all bridges and factories being destroyed, better ones are built and the locals are impressed by this and you get more morale or whatever.
Also, give the white man his farms back, that's pretty much what they want apart from not being raped and murdered every day

>>34754390
u made as fuck dood lel

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>>34754355
>>34754390
>Stop thinking about a something I don't think is interesting

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>>34754390

>>34754678
He felt compelled enough to click on the thread and post his weak ass rant.

>>34754355
Greenland is the best location.

>>34754697
Nah, the international community likes greenland.

>>34754355
Stop.

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>>34754355
The only way it could work is if we killed ALL the niggers. Not slaves, only fertilizer.

>>34754697
nah, anthing close to Europe will only get you butthurt merkel and sanctions up the ass.
Africa or maybe Latin America i the best option.
with the uprising of left wing populism in LatAm, i wouldn't be suprised if let's say Mexico got a commie dictator, it would cause a crisis even larger than Venezuela, and that's where some "unnamed group" could slip in and take over the country or preferably, part of it.

>>34754620
Most global currencies aren't back by bullion. You could show up and say your money is worth something and just kill the ones that don't conform to your system of monetization. Bam, instant fiat system.

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>>34754759
OY VEYYYY I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN THAT'S WRONG GIB US UR MUNNY

>>34754355
Literally already a thread up on this topic fucknuts op

>>34754390
>feed everyone
don't make me laugh

>>34754802
>kill everyone
Fixed

>>34754390
It's so simple, anon. I'd send all of the hungry people to Israel.

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I don't really reccomend a /K/ island or meetup. Most people will end up fucking killing each other afterwards.

>>34754726
>>34754785
Obligatory guys from pol

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>>34754785
Get outta here Jew. Glorious /k/ country won't be ruined by your cold clammy hands.

>>34754726
Yeah but then we'd be seen as terrorists and everyone would then want us dead

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>>34754738
I like this guy

>>34754355
a group of autists are somehow going to dispose of established gov and militaries

>>34755020
Never underestimate the power of autism.
if they think that changing the range on the sight gave the bullet more power, i think they'll be fine

>>34755035
Only if they can weaponize autism, that will be the day I believe them

>>34755062
It has already begun
A group of people that cuddle with guns, shove 50 BMG up their ass, go to furry conventions, start a fire hunting with napalm rounds, go to syria looking for Sturmgewehrs, go to afghanistan in a katana hunting osama bin laden down, use sex toys as silencers will take over a country

Has anyone here ever even killed a person before? Or how about been left to your own devices for more than 3 months?

>>34755235
>more than 3 months?
I lost after 3 days in the woods behind my house

Don't bother assaulting a healthy nation; it'll suck, but we should just fix an African country. Kill all the clicking language warlords, install ourselves as the legitimate government.

Take good care of the dirt farmers. Join the UN. Defend our borders with extreme prejudice.

>>34755592
>join the UN
Fuck the UN.

>>34754355
https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2017/06/23/awol-soldier-and-two-veterans-reportedly-detained-trying-to-enter-south-sudan/

>>34755773
if only these three guys had an army of disgruntled veterans, autists, gun nuts, fudds, furries, sperg lords, edge lords, CoD professionals, sex offenders, and violent felons at there disposal

>>34755792
implying this wasnt a sad sog op gone wrong

>>34754355
>We have guns and people happy to use them, why don't we just take land of a weak
Country
Even the weakest shithole African countries are still a lot stronger than /k/

>coup d'etat their leadership?
Life isn't just a videogame where you invest some political power and wait a few months for a coup to kick off
How do you intend to do this?

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>>34754390
>Unironically implying /pol/acks wouldn't be involved with this to instill Neo Feudalism

>>34755716
>Not joining the UN from the very start
Dead on arrival nation

>>34755235
I guess your going to school us then killer?

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>>34754833
Fuck off, you can pay for your pet niggers but not with our sweat and blood.
>>34754983
>Implying that the UN gives a fuck.

>>34754738
I'm thinking that Somalia could be a good choice. Here are some quick pros
>no stable government for years to oppose
>very little cohesion from factions to unite against /k/
>very little love from international community
>viable ports on the east side of africa for revenue
>disguise takeover as humanitarian reconstruction of somalia
Just a few

>>34756207
>very little love from international community
Nordics love somalians though, also Wisconsin and Minnesota, descendants of nordics.

>>34754355
Just join the CIA and the gubmint will pay you to do it.

>>34755986
Get comfy being uncomfy. Don't think just pull the trigger

What if:

We attack a small undefended body of land and wealth and they call up mercs on our autistist asses

Outer Heaven when

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>>34756020

Go back to your containment board.

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>>34757057
Go away Virgin

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OUR FEKKIN FLAG

>>34758459
so glad summer is almost over