How would you defend yourself in this situation?

exactly like that.

Detonate my recreational nukes for this blatant violation of the NAP.

>>34742868
After posting this I realized it's not clear which of the two you would be defending yourself against.

>>34742930
You still haven't explained who you would be defending against you mong. Or are you leaving the intentionally ambiguous?

>>34743004
I was mostly interested in how you would defend yourself from a guy in a chair.

God you're dumb

grab his leg and put him in the figure 4 leglock until he submits

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>>34742868
>He doesn't know about the 7 claymores strapped to my torso at all times

Heh, nothing personnel, Jackie Chan.

>>34743033
walk away? if he drew a gun while seated i'd shoot him.