Innawoods

>>34739866
>inna
>woods

>>34739866
>i n n a w o o o d s
>n
>n
>a
>w
>o
>o
>d
>s

>>34739866
>s
>d
>o
>o
>w
>a
>n
>n
>i n n a w o o d s

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>>34739866
contributing

>>34739866
I once took a potshot at a squirrel with my 357 mag on a hike. Dead-on hit. Everything between it's neck and knees were vaporized. I giggled like a little girl hearing a dirty word and kept walking.
Twas an okay time.

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>>34739866

>>34740152
And you didn't harvest the meat for dinner?

Shameful.

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>be me
>be chad
>go i n n a w o o d s
>run around with rifle
>shoot at every single noise
>gun is on full auto the whole time
>no tax stamp
>turn small animals into Swiss cheese
>eat them anyway because I'm not a beta
>skinwalkers run from my alpha screams
>now they have to worry about it
>return home to slay pussy after accomplishing all of this in 20 minutes

>weekend before 4th of July
>enter the woodlands
>hike up 3 miles near popular natural hot springs
>carry water because sulphur
>tired
>find suitable camp area next to stream
>set up tent by 23:00
>too tired to hike to the springs
>pass out
>wake up around 6
>cold as fuck but in that good mountain way
>bear through it and fall back to sleep
>wake up at 8
>coffee cookies and water
>hike to springs
>soak my aching body in earth's fart water for hours
>meet some people
>see some bitches in bikinis
>/sip/ flask of Manhattan cocktail
>call it a day
>get dressed
>hike back down to camp
>consider staying another night
>water supply is low
>pack up gear
>hike back down the mountain
>pick up trash on my way down because filthy mexicans don't respect our parks
>get to car
>tired
>a/c is amazing
>drive back to the city
>stop at in n out
>eat the best burgers I've ever had in my life
>go home
all in all 9/10 solid innawoods trip. notes: wish there was fresh water, didn't have to use my pistol, bring less food and more water next time.

/r/ing the story of the anon nearly banging a shapeshifter

>>34740152
You're a fucking cunt.

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>>34740152
Good shot anon

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>>34740845
>banging a shapeshifter

>>34740152
k

>>34740186
What fucking meat?

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>>34740845
Is this it?

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