Squad thread

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Post pics of squads and their respective members
From left to right
1. Esteban: Wanted to be a photographer. Uses some old obscure rifle because he's a hipster faggot.
2. Raul: Leader of the squad. Creator of the patented Wall Clamp™ grip position. Currently suing Chris Costa.Carries eight pistol mag pouches on his belt despite not carrying a pistol.
3. High Juan: Always smokes pot from the evidence locker. Raul stole the stock for his AK and replaced it with a bicycle seat 2 months ago, he still hasn't noticed.
4. Tony: Rarely speaks, took the only M4 in the armory for himself, and everyone else is too scared to try to take it back from him. Shifts rifle between hands when one arm gets tired.
5. Pedro: Plays way too much Max Payne 3. Keeps a water bottle in his vest because carrying two guns at once dehydrates him and it helps wash down painkillers.
6. Alberto: Was just transferred from another department. Only member who has actually received any training.Armory was out of equipment so he has to use a child's backpack to carry ammo.