Karl Thread

The reality is you can't make it past me.
~Karl

>>34736836
>new skinny puppy shirt
poser faggot

make fun of his faggy haircut. since he can't delete my comment like in youtube he will just run away.

>>34736836
Nivek Ogre!?

>>34736900
Dubs confirm
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>>34736836
We talk about our K98ks and end up having a good time

Where are you hiding the Scho-ca-cola you faggot

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>>34736836
hand him a jar of mud

Ignore him and move on with my day.

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Ask him why the WWSD rifles are chambered in 5.56

Gib free toothbrush+toothpaste+floss samples and a crash course in oral hygiene.

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Greet the führer and walk by?

>>34736836
Thank him for returning to historical weapon 2 gun matches for inrange.

I'd give a hug, he clearly needs one.

>>34736891
So if it were old and worn out it would be fine because the stopped making all band Tees 20 years ago right

>>34736836
How old are Karl and Ian?

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>>34739111
Trips demand answers.
Also Ian threads are clearly superior.

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Reminder that Karl is /ourguy/

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>>34739226
> That no step on snek patch

>>34739226
Is that a hairpiece?

>>34737198
Under-fucking-rated

>>34736836
>Say hi to him as I walk by
>He gives me the Arizona autist stare and says nothing

Anyone who been here know

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Bag on him all you want, I like the variation of subjects he and Ian brings to us.

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>>34736836
>dad?

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Unfold my bayonet and spear him as I ride by on my ten speed

>>34739111
both are early/mid-30s don't know exacly

>>34736836
I like your Hitler cut. Also I have a forward assist on my ar

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>>34736900

>>34736836
Discuss Mausers and AKs desu. He is a pretty cool guy. Total autistic but par for the course here. Fuck, I want more Ostfront 1987 stuff. That was so cool.

>>34740176
I live in Arizona and have no idea what you are talking about. Although I don't talk to people, work nights, and go shooting at the range or inadessert solo. Still have yet to get my anti-social ass up for one of the /k/ommando meet ups because the faggots always do them on Sundays and I work that night.

>>34739226
>turns out Karl is our guy after all
I dont want to hear another bad word about him.
He may be half retarded but he is ours.

>>34741970
>Half retarded
/k/ shits on him because he is a slightly higher functioning version of a /k/ommando

>>34741965
>I live in Arizona and have no idea what you are talking about.

Then you are an Arizona autist anon

>>34741738
Gotta call bullshit on this. I'm 31 and there is no way they're the same age as me. My guess is early mid 40s.

>>34743163

There's a video on Ian's old homesteading channel where he mentions how old he is. I forget the exact age but he's something like 32 now.

By the way, this happens to people as you get older. I just turned 34 and I think everyone my age is actually 45.

>>34736836
make fun of his hair

>>34737198
Ian did that, not Karl.

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>ywn go to their wedding

why even live

>>34739226
>>34741970
No. He HATES /k/ and stomps on anything resembling a joke at his expense in the YT and even Patreon comments. He's a self important cunt.

>>34741970
>half retarded

Most certainly a sign of being ours.

>>34736836
heil haircut

>>34743560
He hates edgy teens which Im fine with,it doesn't take a genius to realize that he sometimes over exasperates,twists words and believes in bullshit and I dont need some kid to point it out.

>>34743644
Hi Karl!

>>34743658
It's not him.

~Karl

>>34743560

>Hates /k/

Smart guy

>>34739226
he probably thinks it's a reddit thing

>>34743441
His linkdin states he graduated college in 04, which makes him 35/36 at the youngest.

>>34736836
ask him: Why the fagetty beard bro?

>>34743560

Sounds like a cool dude.

Do you have any screen caps? I know he seems like he takes himself incredibly seriously. Like a real thinks he knows it all kill joy.

>>34741965
In normal states when you walk by someone you greet them and they greet you back. If you walk by someone in AZ and say hi they just stare at you or don't look at all.

>>34736836
ask him where ian is because he is the superior one

>>34743990
This

>>34739226
He got it from varusteleka, probably unaware of the origin of most of the memes they use.

Which is also the origin of most of the memes.

>>34737113
because everything else is meme tier.

>>34736836
Mock his hair

>>34736836
How to grow a similar beard?

>>34745635
>take malus of "Bad Beard Genetics"
>get bonus starting points, put into traits "No Expectations" and "Shameless"

>>34741738
>early 30s
You must young as fuck to think this. Both are at least in their late 30s.

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>>34736836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nEFLKpknM4

>>34741738
Does this >>34739226 look like a dude barely out of his 20s?

>>34743006
I mean, you are not wrong.