Zombie cringe thread

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Here's a knife. Just cause who needs to stab something anyways .

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>>34733936
>Go onto Armslist
Don't tell what to do motherfucker.

>>34733936
>>34734458
>>34734485
holy fuck
why do people make this

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And another angle.

>>34734458
>dank des Flippers öffnet es blitzschnell
nigga whaat? thats a FOLDING knife?

[spoiler]what website is that?[/spoiler]

Why are neon colors for killing zombies or more effective ? Please explain I'm a no gunz Europoor

No bully.

>>34734495

Presumably the same kind of people who post minion memes on facebook

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from my LGS
>3"
>.357
>DAO
>red dot
>fucking glow-in-the-dark "poison green" grips
>various other bullshit accessories
2500€ (~$2200)

I wonder why that thing don't sell. They had it for like a year now...
Probably some custom job for someone who didn't want to pay. Fucking assholes.

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>>34734539
? green for radioactive materials that cause zombies maybe. red blood. my attempt. no fucking idea why. hi point with zombie case $300

>>34734627
it got them stendos senpai

>>34734496
>rear view mirror
What an elegant solution to a serious problem.

>>34734674
looking at that picture again, the fire selector modes are
>safe
>fire
and, as far as I can tell
>frenzy

...
like come on

>>34734735
there's also canted BUIS and a knife in front of the grip

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>>34734496
>Rail mounted mirror

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did somebody say cringe? well here is the most cringe gun of all time with the most cringe theme of all time!!

I win!!

>>34734666
Stendos indeed.

>>34734539
If I recall correctly that colour was supposed to be easy to spot if you drop it on the ground, supposedly zombies were supposed to ignore it anyways

>>34734674
>>34734735
>>34734919

>not tactically checking yourself out to see how cool you look while you gun down the zombie hordes

>>34735027
Fucking nerd one of these guns is definitely yours

>>34734485
are canted irons meme cowaduty bs or are they legit cuz i really want them to not be ass it wouldnt surprise me

>>34734929
Well that was the most cringe post in the thread

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>>34733936

I don't know why, but i expected better of my home state.

>>34734627
Hello fellow michigander
Fuck ohio

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>>34735316
its to see if any walkers are behind you, faggot

its like you want to get eaten alive

>>34734485
>>34734496
I love this because it's such a comedic piece. You have to be pretty autistic to think it wasn't made in satire.

>>34734539
I'd assume it's a belief that zombies are not distinguishing the bright colors as humans, but other humans will. Like neon orange while hunting.

>>34735316

This. Gotta make sure my hair looks good.

>>34735597
>I still have the original furniture
>Red paint all over the place, including the barrel
Yeah, that'll help out

>>34734458
To be fair, the bottle opener will probably get more use.

>>34734732
not gonna lie, chicks dig pink guns.

>>34737966
can confirm, I'd fucking love that thing

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Colt with Magpul zombie shit $820

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Remington Versa Max Zombie Pink Explosion
$1,093

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..............

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This one just looks like a nigger gat

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>>34734485
is... is that a fucking mirror mounted on the left side?
[spoiler]am I retarded for thinking this is actually genius?[/spoiler]

>>34738223
>[spoiler]am I retarded for thinking this is actually genius?[/spoiler]
you're retarded for using spoiler tags in /k/

>>34733936
All jokes aside, what kind of sights are those?

>>34735542
they're legit

>>34734601
>DAO
>Exposed hammer

for what purpose

Oh, and Armslist San Francisco has 0 results for zombie firearms.
>No anon, you are the zombies.

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I really don't get the appeal to zombie themed guns

>>34738223
So you can see your chest?

>actual weaponized autism

>>34738303
It's not DAO, that poster is just a eurocuck noguns

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>>34733936
>Zombie Guns
Don't know if this counts, but its from Resident Evil.

>>34734458
this is excellent for cleaving the greathelms of faeries and gnomes

>>34738462
eh, I think it's subtle enough to be fine.
looks good.

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I'm cheating, I had this saved on my old HDD

>>34738504
yes, subtle is good

>>34738204
That's a watermelon special.

>>34735597
>Heat shield not even remotely mounted in the right spot
>not attached to the block between the barrel and mag tube

Don't worry, the heat shield flopping around under fire will strip all that paint off the barrel post haste.
This also tells me he hasn't brought it to the range looking like this.

Serious question. Are people still unironically into the zombie thing? I see the stuff but figured it was people trying to unload it.

>>34738162
it looks like hot wheels car

>>34738558
Actual nice gun once you change out the faggoty grips.

>>34734485
>>34734496
nick nick nick nick nick nick nickelodeon

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>>34733936
Thought you guys might like this one

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>>34743382

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>it comes with zombie knives too!

>>34743473
>absolutely stunning

Um... where's the rosewood?

>>34734601
That might be cool if the barrel was 6 or 8 then just change the grips

>>34738303
Look up strung out heroin junkie

>>34743966
Don't try and haggle he knows what he has

>>34733936
Snatching every mother fucker birthday....

>>34734601
Aren't Euros worth more than dollarz

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Single listing for zombie. Disappointing.

>>34738462
>Done right

>>34735542
Legit. Very handy for big transitions in range.

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Fucking kill me

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If zombies were a reality wouldn't the ideal weapon be a bow/crossbow?

>>34734496

Flawlessly executed.

>>34735542
I've been rocking them for 5+ years, the MBUS pro offsets are some of the best I've ever used. For 3 gun they're almost a necessity, at least the courses I shoot at.

>>34738204
Hello fellow WA nigger. I'm actually surprised that's the only stupid zombie gun on WA's armslist right now.

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>>34738558
Found one that somebody slightly unfucked.

>>34742856
I see the regularly going online for $400 I'm really tempted to get one to replace my shield.

>>34734485
YOU'RE A KID NOW
YOU'RE A SQUID NOW

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$350

>>34734485
>>34734496
>bump fire stock

>>34734732
You never know when you'll have to operate in a life-sized Barbie Playset, anon.

>being this critical of green paint
God this thread is full of autism.

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>>34749516

When I first got into guns, I just assumed "zombies" was polite code for niggers.

I've never been so disappointed.

>>34734496
Why would he put paint on the mirror tho?

>>34735316
Sounds like a Virgin vs Chad meme in the making.

>>34750752
'Cause it will let ya see zombehs behind ya, bruh

>>34733936
>glock
and nothing of value was lost

Are there any splatoon themed paintjobs? I'm curious for reasons....

>>34749200
last time i actually used some shit like this was in fucking roblox

>>34743382
>Norinco
Nope. If it was a milsurp or Type 56 I would be pissed. Still ugly tho.

>>34734521
Looks like Kotte&Zeller.de to me, fellow german-anon

>>34749866
F

>>34735542
don't listen to the other retards responding to you, there's no reason to get offset irons when you can get an offset red dot.

>>34750752
to admire their beauty when shootin' dem' dang zombies

>>34734929
the resolution of the picture is more cringe than anything else

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>>34740355
Zombies out here eatin' erryone alive, but I got watermelon to help me survive.

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>>34752725
Splatoon y'say?

>>34754574
hello fellow squidkid

>>34752756
>not using solely melee weapons
>not moonwalking
Noob

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>>34754574

>>34738330
What if you shoot it left-handed?

>>34754856
what about the paint on the mirror

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>>34748882
Fucking what, no. Zombies can basically be equated to a human wave attack. You want automatic weapons, GPMGs at least, mixed with explosives for a zombie horde (assuming your intent is fighting them and not running).

>>34756049
Are we not assuming they're slow?

>>34735697
>>34735316
>>34734919
w-would that actually work? Like I mean it's kind of dumb but is it really THAT dumb? Maybe a smaller mirror but I don't feel like it's 100% retarded.

>>34734485
Is that-
Is that a bicycle bell?

>>34756126
You can still incapacitate slow zombies with gunfire, injuries to the spine/pelvis/whatever will put them on the ground. You don't need to kill them, just cripple them enough that cleanup will be low-risk (ie. dig a trench, bulldoze the whole twitching mess into it, dump a few barrels of JP8 or whatever on top and torch it all).

>>34756646
Rood. Owen gun is beautiful just as she is, baby shit paint and all.