/k/ related job interview

>>34730582
Nigga just let the interview guide you, answer the questions they ask, and know a bit about the job, ask some questions.

>>34730582
bruh why dis nigga got a cat in his pocket tho? niggas in russia stealin cats now?

>>34730687
Russian MRE

>>34730582
>should i sperg out and reveal my power level?
Never.

interview totally normal, then at the end ask the person interviewing you how much ammo EXACTLY the store holds.

>>34730582
Remember to wear as much mall ninja crap as you can, bonus points for having a camoed up face too.

>>34730582
>customer service
>/k/-related
Just because you see a gun does not make a thing /k/-related

period correct 36th grenadiers, waffen ss uniform. be oc'ing k98

>>34730582
>retail interview

I remember my last retail interview.

>hi
>hello
>so you want to work for us?
>yes sir
>well, I'm going to bring you in and see how you do, is that good?
>Yes sir
>Get with 'x' and they'll set you up
>Thank you
>*shakes hand*
>Have a nice day
>You too

Literally one minute conversation

use the word "dindu" at least twice.

>>34730582
Not knowing there from their, poor bait quality.

>>34730582
Here's how the interview's gonna go
>hi anon
HI
>do you know how to work a register
I own alot of guns and browse 4chan daily
>Ok, do you care about customers?
Funny you should ask, I'm a strong glock advocate
>are you ok making shit tier money?
As long as I get to tell people of work near guns
>you're hired

>>34731190
this is... sadly accurate