How do i get the perfect operator moustache, /k/?
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>>34724171
learn how to shave properly.
Your facial structure and how your facial hair grows determines everything. How you groom and style is important, but not as important. Some people just look better clean shaven and/or look terrible with a beard or mustache.
>>34724171
Step 1 go to iraq
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>>34724397
Step two, continue to britain collect $300 as you pass go
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>>34724171
Step 3 join UKIP
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>>34724171
step 4 join the paras
POOLICE THAT MOOSETACHE
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>>34724171
Step 5 Get deployed somewhere cold
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>>34724171
Step 6 get deployed in southern winter so its even colder and win a war
>>34724171
>Grow out your whole beard so the transition from full shaven to full facial hair doesn't look AS awkward (it always will anyway, that midpoint between stubble and beard is fucking horrendous)
>Shave the rest of your face and leave the mustache
>Buy a mustache trimmer and enjoy
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>>34724171
Final step, go full british, go eccentric, get a job at a tank museum and ramble on about tanks for days at a time
Remember that movie where Michael Biehn travelled back in time?