The Bald Menace

>>34718152
> What is the most /k/ommando thing to do?
post wasp trap fanfics

>>34718168
...this, someone start posting em

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>>34718168
>>34718181

>>34718152
semi auto shotgun loaded with the smallest size of bird shot.

>>34718152

call a professional exterminator

or buy lots of insect poison and spray them then run like hell - repeat several times

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>>34718200
oh boy

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Get some of that long-distance bug spray and turn it into a mini-flamethrower with a cigarette lighter. Be sure to film all of this and put it up on YouTube, then link it to us so we can enjoy the toxic flaming wasp-carnage.

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>>34718218

>>34718152
Amfo or tannerite.

>>34718230
But I'm too scared of wasps. Like seriously, I'm deathly afraid.

>>34718200
Of all the yellow jackets I've killed, I don't think one has ever looked like that. I'd definitely keep one and have it make sweet angry love to me.

If the nest is big enough buy some old WWII exploding ammo and shoot it with your nugget.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AXaaybiRiYY

>>34718319
Looked it up it going to be $14 a round.

http://www.garysguns.com/exotic.htm

>>34718152
1)flame thrower, you can go with a redneck flame thrower by cracking open a propane tank and lighting it off
just be sure to extinguish it before closing the valve
2) shotgun with birdshot/sand/salt at point blank
3)duct tape 3 cans of raid around some tannerite and practice your long distance work

>>34718152
some guy on here once shoved a 7.62x54r blank into his m44, shoved the muzzle into the nest, and shot it. That got rid of the nest at least.

Set up a couple W.H.Y. traps and watch the magic.

>>34718350
I vote for this but I'd be concerned that it won't explode on impact with something as low density as a wasp nest

>>34718152
>be me
>be at local range
>local range is empty except for me and buddy
>we were lamenting the fact that they have a "no targets other than paper targets" policy
>it's a huge field outdoors in the middle of the summer
>they mow once every two weeks
>clover is every where and bumble bees love that shit
>we reactive targets now
>proceed to vaporize all the bumble bees
>in case you were curious 8mm mauser doesn't leave a discernable corpse

>>34718542
>shooting innocent bumblebees
You must be a nigger

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>>34718152
>Aquire pic related.
>Wait, what am I thinking. You're a /k/ommando, you already have one.
>Take 5 rounds of 7.62.54r
>Remove bullet.
>Remove 1/2 of powder.
>Tamp a small amount of cotton into cartridge as wadding.
>Fill cartridge with #12 birdshot.
>Tamp a small circle of cardboard over the shot.
>Don ushanka.
>Put soundtrack from Enemy At the Gates on full blast.
>Magdump into invading Nazi hornet horde.
>Extend bayonet
>Charge nest.
>"FOR THE MOTHERLAND!"
>/k/ as fuck.

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>>34718152
>Purchase Anarchist Cookbook.
>See Page 113 under Explosives and Booby Traps
>Profit

>>34718542
>bumbles

You're a communist, aren't you?

>>34718638
> actually don't have nugget
> have SKS and AK though
> no desire to get nugget
> K-31 master race

>>34718152
Thank you for making this thread, I've got a nest right next to my driveway where I get out of my car and I've been wondering what the hell to do about it.

>>34718152
Dont kill them
Keep them for their sweet wasp honey

>>34719336
ok charlie

>>34718152
Turn a garden sprayer into a flamethrower.

>>34718152

.22lr shot shells

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>>34718152
Neva bin dun b4
>>34718542
>hurting bees
Faggot

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>>34718542
What kind of monster kills a bumble bee? They're the friendliest of all bees.

You murdered this cute little guy's friends and family.

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I remember when Yellow Jacket wasps were all I had to fear. Those were good times.

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>>34719608
based mr. bumble

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>>34719611
yeah, now that you live in Texas you have spics to fear

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just bc i dont get to post this image often

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>>34719622
No Mr. Dog, you misunderstand. I am the Mexican. (Well, New Mexican technically, but similar idea.)

Don't worry though. I married a nice white girl from DFW to better fit in.

>>34719662
Red paper wasps are the worst thing we have here
They are pretty peaceful until you turn your back, at which time they will dive inside the neck of your shirt and sting you fin five different places
I typically leave them alone, though, until they start to have an overwhelming presence or build a nest on/in my house

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>>34718152
>acquire the following
>heavy canvas jacket
>heavy canvas pants
>boots you can blouse over the pants
>heavy bug net
>pith helmet
>welding gloves
>shotgun

>shoot the branch the nest is on
>quickly throw on the gloves
>punch that bitch into next tuesday
>repeat last step until it works

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>>34719608
I have to because they been swarming my place of work. There's like 150 in the dumpster alone and they've been trying to invade for 3 days now, we need to find the hive and get the beekeeper back out there. I hate hurting them but I can't be devoured.

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>>34718152
this takes me back
>be 10, little bro about 6
>just got a Jack Russell puppy
>summer vacation, playing in the yard together
>chasing the puppy around, being chased
>good times
>go underneath the wrong tree, some stinger-niggers buzz down and sting us each a few times
>run into the house, tell dad
I love my dad. He joined the marines on his 17th birthday and did 5 tours in Viet-Nam. Anyway,
>we go into town and dad gets a couple cans of wasp killer
>the shit that will spray like 25 feet
>also gets me and lil bro candy bar and can of pop each
>man I love him
>when we get home he loads his auto-5 with 00 buck
>tactically engages the wasp nest, empties entire can
>then proceeds to blow the soggy mess out of the tree with the shotgun
>then we got out a can go gas and burned the fuckers

>>34718152
Dey's guud boyz.
Dey dindu nuttin wrong.
Dey's juss misunnastewd
Black bugs DO matter, you cuck cracker POS honky white bug razizts

>>34719873
Inform a beekeeper anyway, the dude might be able to find the hive himself. I see ads on craigslist for "free hive removal" constantly bee keepers really want those guys.

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>>34719662
>warrior wasp
Time to bring out the map to black out south America as a place to never set foot in.
Almost three inches long, covered in spikes, stealthy black, extremely aggressive and a sting more painful than a bullet ant.
They also beat out a rhythm just before fucking your shit up beyond belief.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1_K7Tp97PsE

>>34718152
No matter what you do save the eggs for a deep space hell omlet

>>34721264
>those war drums
>that coordinated attack
I'm split between the desire to weaponize them and the hope that I never see them in real life

Just crush them with your bare hands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKd0So_d4GA

Shotgun with thermite ammo

>>34721110
Beekeeper here, we'll get rid of a hive. But, bumblebees can't really be raised like honey bees.

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>>34719342
Some wasps actually do make honey.

>>34721264
>whum whum whum whum whum
>BRRRRRREEEEEEE

Fucking nightmare fuel, imagine if the cazadores in Fallout: New Vegas acted like this.

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>>34718152
There was a rather large wasp nest on my parents ranch once, and I toyed with the idea of buying some dragons breath rounds for my trenchgun and shooting it but imagined I'd just piss them off and burn down half the field. So we paid a man to spray them with soap and put them in a trash bag. It was bretty effective

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>>34718152
Not just making dossiers on all of them thru their social media platforms, for turning them over to Corals snakes or dog killing bipedal Australopithecus statists. Whom could possibly burn them down in their home in a Wacky style. just fucking because

>>34718152
bucket of soapy water, flamethrower, wasp spray, sks.

pick one

>>34721264
>go innawoods
>minding your own business
>suddenly drums, drums in the deep
Can you draw quick enough to end yourself before the cloud of agony beyond this world descends upon you?

>>34718152
fire is the only thing for it op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GetGfiJEaN8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_Bo2ro60ro

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Can we post more cool wasps?

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>>34723271
>Tarantula Hawk
>Stings and paralyzes a tarantula
>Lays egg on belly of spider
>Egg hatches and baby wasp eats spider from inside out
>Avoids important organs of spider until very last to keep spider alive as long as possible
>Adult wasps eat fermented fruit and get drunk
>Females have stinger 1/4 inch long
>Body can grow up to 2.5 inches long
>Second worst sting of any insect
>Relatively docile and rarely sting without provocation

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>>34718152
best way to piss off bees is to get a few boxes of pic related. Works in any .22lr, and only travels about 500 fps... so if you miss, you'll only put a small dent in your house.

Downsides are that it doesn't cycle in semi-autos, and if you have anything longer than a 16" barrel, it gets stuck in there. And you have to use a cleaning rod to get it out.

But man, it is FUN.

>Fwap....fwap.... fwap
>*bee's buzz angrily*
>fwap... fwap... fwap
>*nest falls off*
>*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
>FWAP.... FWAP.... FWAP

Hornets are god damn evil. I hate those fucking things I've had to run away from angry nests quite a few times. . If there isn't a huge hazard of it, the best way is just cover the nest in accelerant, light the mother fucker up. Nothing else works I've gotten my ass ate up like 3 other times trying other shit, if the fire won't spread to other stuff don't fuck around with other options desu. If you go with bug spray they'll start to swarm dousing nests in it never do jack shit. if you can't burn it out Try to knock it to a spot you can.

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>>34718200

>>34721264
Sounds like soldiers marching.

>>34718319
why didn't they turn the blocks length wise and see what happens with the german ammo shooting through with the two scapulas turn sideways?

>>34723556
they could of stacked it behind the big block, the scapula blocks don't even have 4 inches of gel for simulating skin let alone a flesh wound man someone needs to give these guys more money to do shit

>>34719723
>RACE MIXING

Whatever, distance them from your culture to get them away from the more degenerate of Mexicans and you're fine.

If you can do that, they'll do better in school, make good friends, and become productive members of society.

Redpill them on the military at like 13, apparently the meme that everyone in the Army is a soldier and dies even during peacetime is as strong as ever, deadass my recruiter joined just to lay telephone wire in the U.S. and only left for Germany once.

>inb4 don't tell me how to raise my kids NORMIE REEEEE

Just some advice, take it or leave it.

>>34721264
Looks like something straight out of fallout, holy shit.

>>34719611
Those guys are usually docile. I smack them out of the way with a tennis racket and they dont seem to give a fuckmThose guys eat locus, cascadas, and other wasps.

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>>34718152
Last year I had a huge wasp nest on the overhang of my sun room. I was having some friends over that afternoon to use the pool and the fuckers were flying everywhere. I grabbed my shop vac and sucked up every song one of those bastatsds and their nest. Then I sprayed about a quarter can of raid into the hose. 10 minutes later I open up the vac and there are dozens of dead or dying wasps. MFW I created Waspwitz.

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>>34724029
doing god's work anon

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>>34718542
>Shortage of bees.
>Hur Dur lets kill bees.
>Bees die off.
>No food.
>Everyone dies.

This must be you.

>>34718152
What
>>34718215
Said, but instead of bird shot, use dragon's breath incendiary shells

>>34724029
I'm nominating you for sainthood

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>>34719662
>bullet ants
>"pain"

this motherfucker would like a word with you about pain

>>34718406
>take mosin
>chop off barrel and make glorious Obrez
>remove bullet from 7.62x54r
>place cotton packing to hold powder
>load bullet
>affix bayonet
>charge up to wasp nest with Obrez
>stab with bayonett
>launch into neighbors yard
>fuck greg, asshole never gave me my hedge trimmers back.

>>34718200
>>34718218
>>34723459
Now this is /k/!

>>34718230
Wasps have their uses.

They fuck up other annoying insects, so they're good to have around, just not too close if you know what I mean.

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>>34724388
Wasps have no use around my house. They fuck with my bees. Then they sting when I'm doing lawn care. But most of all they fuck with my butterflies. I take great pride in making a butterfly sanctuary and I will not have those niggers with wings to fuck that up.
>inb4 that's a moth
I know. Only butterfly pic I have on my phone.

>>34724453
No argument here anon.

They have a purpose, but clearly the environment you're curating isnt compatible with them.

>>34721800
That trench gun looks cherry as fuck, anon. Delicious.

>>34724230
any source to back that up? Never heard that toe biter/giant water bug bites are more painful than bullet ants at all.

https://youtu.be/xn2jB_s-8VM
This guy has 20+ videos of him fucking with his wasps. I think at some point he stopped hoping to get rid of them and started to enjoy the stuff he does to them

>>34725807
Is this the rise of Waspman? That's some next level shit right there. I think I might have seen a couple of his other videos, where he plays around with massive amounts of electricity.

>>34725825
Sadly he has no wasps right now but i am certain he is using the time to come up with new shit he can do to them

Wondering what the massive fucking problem is with the following plan:

Ahem... just leave it the fuck alone.

I lived on a farm growing up and there were a fuckton of these in the woods surrounding our pastures. Dad and grandpa just said, "son, leave 'em alone. Don't hit 'em, throw stuff at 'em, or shoot 'em. Just leave 'em alone."

Me and three brothers ran all over that fucking property, even right under those nests, on a regular basis. Never any conflict. Because we left them the fuck alone. Then my crazy uncle came around and decided to "exterminate" one nest with a barrell of birdshot. He got stung dozens of times while running to the pond, and his dog actually died from the stings because it just ran around in circles as more wasps zeroed in and added to the stingfest.

So, do what you want, but my money is on leave it the fuck alone, and you'll never have a problem.

>>34725908
LEEME ALONE

>>34725908
T. Wasp

Synthesize chlorine gas or obtain some real pure shit, don your favourite gas mask, and spray that shit all up in the nest

>>34723438
Use Dielectric sprays. Literally it causes a reaction that breaks down their body and contaminates any give it is sprayed on.

Literally seconds after you spray it they die too.

>>34723367
boy do I have a story to tell
>be me
>be like 7 or something
>see a cool huge fly with a blue ass land on a grape bush in my yard
>investigate it
>oshit.wav
>fucking tarantula hawk
>tactically shit pants and run
>it follows me for a while
apparently there was some sort of insect study lab down the road, the thing escaped
I live in NJ, you can never escape this hell

>>34723544
Yes it literally sounds like marching or some ungodly beating heart.
Fuuuuu

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>>34723367

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>>34727089

>>34724466
No... They are not compatible with the environment and must be eradicated.

>>34723691
Relax, man. I already know I'm basically fresa as fuck and I'd get my ass kicked down in Irving. I'm sure the kids will be just as bad.

Blessing/curse of America, I guess. You lose your grandparents' culture in exchange for better schools and Starbucks.

>>34718152
Put your dick in it.

>>34729143
Trust me, I have a MS in entomology.

>>34728723
Meh, implying Irving isn't middle-class as fuck. I live in Las Colinas, I should know.

>>34724453
>>inb4 that's a moth
>>I know. Only butterfly pic I have on my phone.

Then you don't have any pics of butterflies in your phone. That is still a Moth.

>>34725385
Not sure if you ever heard of Brave Wilderness, but the guy went up the pain chart and got bit by a bullet ant but refuses to get bit by a toe biter.

>>34729584
Well I'd be willing to get bit by a bullet ant too, because it's the sting and not the bit e you need to worry about, dumb-ass
Sincerely
The MS in Entomology guy

>>34729163
Dude, come on. Las Colinas has shit like Andelous, The Ranch, and fucking Cool River. Meanwhile you go 5 mins south until you hit 183 and it's shit like Irving Mall and the rest of Tejano-10-in-a-Row.

>>34721264
Nature with its ungodly abominations can't be exterminated soon enough

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>>34718666
>purchase

>>34721264
>sting more painful than a bullet ant
no

>>34727108
>See a group of motherfucking Cazador.
>Or are they called swarms, fuck it, it's a murder, because that's all they do.
>Try to chill.
>Take a mentat.
>Hear something next to me, like a knife unsheathing.
>Motherfucking Boone is charging at the murder of murder bugs with a hunting knife.
>This isn't being chill at fucking all.
>Goddammit Boone.

>>34718152
Use hairspray and a lighter as makeshift flamethrower.

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>>34725924
giggled

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>>34731888
>no
Yes

www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3764171/amp/Like-chained-flow-active-volcano-Scientist-reveals-warrior-wasp-attack-worst-insect-world-stung-thousand-times-85-different-insects.html

The dude who's been running around getting stung by all kinds of nasty things rank the pain of the warrior wasps the worst.

>>34718666
>purchase
Enjoy being on a watchlist, goy.

>>34725976
>Dielectric spray

All this means is that they are insulative, and if the wasps built on an electric component, the spray won't short it out.

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>>34732098
For what purpose did nature create such an ungodly horror?
Just to cause fear and suffering?

>>34721665
Beekeeper here as well. Regardless, you can set them up at a farm.

>>34718379
>just be sure to extinguish it before closing the valve
Why can't you extinguish it by closing the valve?

>>34718152
X15 flamethrower.

>>34725908
Found the wasp

>>34718152
wet/dry vacuum cleaner with the hose next to the nest entrance and turned on for a day or so. Wasps get succ'd in and they aren't coming out.

>>34734187
it's the opposite -- don't extinguish WHILE THE VALVE IS STILL OPEN (otherwise unburnt gas accumulates and when it finds an ignition source, it'll fucking explode)

>>34722347
what

>>34718152
SEE THIS FUCKING SHIT ALWAYS BUGGED ME
WHEN I WAS 6 YEARS OLD I BOUGHT A FUCKING BIRDHOUSE AND I THOUGHT SWEET, I'LL HAVE BIRDS OUTSIDE ON THE PATIO AND IT'LL BE COOL TO COME OUT AND FEED THEM AND SHIT BUT NO, THESE FUCKING HONEY STEALING NIGGERS CAME ALONG AND TOOK UP SHELTER IN WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUCKING JOY TO MY YOUNG SELF.
DAD HAD TO DUCT TAPE THE BIRDHOUSE OVER TO MAKE SURE THE WASPS STAYED IN THERE AND DIED OFF, BUT THE DAMAGE WAS ALREADY DONE TO THE BIRDHOUSE AND I WAS TOO POOR TO BUY ANOTHER.

EVER SINCE THEN I ALWAYS WONDERED: WHEN I BUY ANOTHER BIRDHOUSE, IS THERE A SHOT SIZE SMALLER THAN DUST SHOT SPECIFICALLY FOR TAKING THESE FUCKERS OUT? I'D LOAD A SHOTGUN WITH A SHELL OF 00 BUCK WITH THERMITE MIXED IN FOLLOWED BY AS MANY OF THOSE MINI-SHOT SHELLS AS I CAN GET MY HANDS ON FOR STRAGGLERS. I'D BE A FUCKING AA GUN AGAINST THESE YELLOW CUNTS.

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>>34718168
>>34718181

>>34735149
How do wasps damage a birdhouse?

>>34735181
Some wasp chew up wood to make the paper-like substance they turn into nest. They could have just chewed the fuck out of the bird house

>>34735181
We lived in an apartment. Apartment styled patios always give the apartments upstairs a balcony right above where the ground floor apartment's patio is. When it rains, the water runs down the balcony to the balcony or patio below. This weakened the birdhouse and when the wasps got hungry enough (or when they were expanding their nest) they could've just chewed the fuck out of the birdhouse.

>>34735206
Posted whilst I was typing. Exactly what I meant, only they were also starving inside there so they maybe ate it as a last ditch food source.

>Anno Dominus MMXVII
>not having a stash of home brew napalm for shit like this or just for fun even

It's like you guys don't even like fire, Christ

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>>34718152
Brake cleaner and usually gun scrubber kills the fuckers on contact. Make sure it has carbon tetrachloride or some variation of that ie don't get the non-chlorinated kind. Nasty stuff.

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>>34725908
bzzz bzzzzzz bzzz lololololol

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>>34725908
I wonder whos behind this post.

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>>34735916

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>>34735926

>>34718152
Go to Walmart and get a can of wasp killer that you can squirt from nearly 20 feet away. It is so nasty, returning wasps will drop and die when they even come close to the sprayed nest.

>>34718152
I hate these fuckers. Do the right thing and do whatever it takes to make sure none of those winged fucks survive. Load up a shot shell with some rainbow sprinkles and blow those shits to kingdom come

or capture some of the wasps, load them in the shot shell and fire them at the nest.

>>34723367
>Be me
>Walking home from high school
>Hear loud buzzing
>Wow, that's a really big humming bird over there
>Go over and look, realize that it's a fucking shiny green wasp the size of my hand
>fuck that shit
>Go home and Google it, apparently it is one of the most painful bug bites, worse than bullet ants

Didn't know we had shit like this in socal

>>34724029
May the /k/ube bless you.

>>34734077
"The arrogance of man is thinking Nature is in our control." Ken Watanabe 2014

improvised flamethrower

>>34736974
"I like this General Custard" Ken Wantanabe 2003

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>>34721264
nope nope nope

>>34725908
>be backwoods hick and don't take care of your problems like a responsible adult
>get your brother's dog killed because you can't spell raid
sounds perfect

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OP WITH UPDATE:
Took out the main nest with 2 12 gauge slugs. But now I noticed Surviviors making mini nests fucking everywhere. I expected them to scatter but apperently the picking is good around here. Now I have at least 6 mini nests around my house. What do now?
Should I buy gif related?

>>34737872
Just keep doing what you're doing, only scale the force back appropriately and use mini shotgun shells.