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ITT: Kraut autism like pic related
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>>34718015
Yeah but that gun was tits in nightfire
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>>34718015
Kraut? that's an OICW, it's an American weapon developed in the 90's.
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>>34718243
>HK OICW
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I will one day find out how the G11 works then I can die.
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>>34718015
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>>34719107
Why is this gun so special anyways? It looks pretty standard.
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>>34719466
Fish gun
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>>34718933
these posts arent meant to be an explanation for you, just interesting photos.
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>>34719825
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>>34719831
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>>34719837
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>>34719466
the fancy plastic around what is basically an AR-18.
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>>34719849
last one i have
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>>34719466
HK trying to salvage a contract from the failed OICW program. It's an ugly g36.
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>>34719831
>>34719837
>>34719849

There's little doubt in my mind that the person who designed this was actually autistic.
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>>34719888
Probably not, it's just over engineered like basically everything else the krauts make
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>>34719925
>over engineered
Why is that bad?
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>>34719837
What in the fuck could all that shit possibly be doing?

I feel like you could get a passable caseless platform without much more complication than a Kalashnikov.

Was it some sort of west German "make work" program? I know their economy was sputtering along at that point.
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>>34719941
More parts to break down I gues
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>>34719950
Because 3 round burst with the recoil only being felt at the third round
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>>34720002
Amazing
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>>34720023
Oh, and it's at a 2100 round per minute rate too.
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>>34719950
All that complication is mostly for the 3-round hyperburst where it fires 3 rounds at like 2100 rpm. Same idea as the an-94 except with one more round and it's caseless and it doesn't use a fucking pulley.

The idea around that time period was that that soldiers weren't good shots and wasted ammo on full blast, so they really just need something like a 300 yard shotgun. Hence shit like project SALVO, burst cams, and the g11.
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>>34719941
"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."

-Antoine de Saint Exupery
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>>34720053
So "nothing" is perfect?
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>>34718015
>1918
>Paris Geschutz
>130km, yes 100 fucking 30 kilometres range
>21cm
>French thought krauts had airships over Paris because it was that ridiculous
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>>34718195
I am really happy people remember Nightfire. That game was nuts.
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>>34718195
>>34720162
Wew. Loved this game on ps2. I know most people always rave about Goldeneye being the go to Bond game but this one will always be my favorite.
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>>34718015
silly krauts trying to catch up to superiour slav tech
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>>34720180
I never played Golden Eye, but James Bond has had some pretty rad games which is unusually for a movie franchise. Another great one I remember was Everything or Nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8wOHUzHFbg
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>>34718195
ywn watch a jap bodyguard beg for her life as you incinerate her with a rocket engine
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>>34720152
Funfact: they corrected their shots by reading the press about where the shells landed and correcting accordingly.

Once the French got wind of that, they started to give misdirections so that the shots landed somewhere less populated.
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>>34721343
>somewhere less populated
So, anywhere it landed?
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>>34719825
>>34719831
I never really looked into this gun, I just assumed the whole 'Kraut Spess Majic' thing was a meme because it looks weird.
> the third shot has already left the barrel by the time the recoil is felt by the shooter shooter
>2000 rpm
> what the fuck is that mechanism
Was it reverse engineered from crashed ayyys?
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>>34719825
Over the years I've just gotten more confused about this thing
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Pic related is the mechanism the g11 was thought to have been based on, this gif demonstrates the mechanism pretty well for anybody confused
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>>34721715
It's a little known fact that orks in the 40k universe are actually based on the Krauts
Simply put; their equipment works because they believe it will.
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>>34721715
That thread was fantastic
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>>34720042
>that that soldiers weren't good shots
But they are truly not.
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>>34721756
L-link?
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>>34718015
here is the trigger for the stg44, still waiting to here how this works.
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>>34720059
"Nothing" doesn't function.
when you've taken away everything you can while the device still functions in your intended way then it's perfect.
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>>34722664
>implying that's complicated
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>>34722713
Bretty gud defishun.
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>>34721761
Yes, but we've since come to the conclusion that it doesn't actually matter that much.
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>>34722844
Am I being bullied?
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>>34719466
It was almost the replacement for the AR-15.
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>>34718015
Gook autism reporting in.
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>>34718015
>>34718887
You do realize that it's the US military that made the requirements, yes?
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>>34723261
We didn't. The interim solution simply became the permanent solution without any conclusion or even reference to the problem. It still exists.
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>>34723506
Yeah, but it wasn't developed by the US.
You're moving goalposts
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>>34723717
>You're moving goalposts
There never were any goalposts. I made an observation.
Who's the autist, the guy who says the weapon must fulfil certain requirements, without regard to physical realities and that some of them contradict each other? Or the guy who just does the job of adhering to said requirements to the best of his abilities in the hopes of making money?
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>>34723764
>hurr it was developed by US
>HK OICW
>BUT THE REQUIREMENTS

fuck off you autistic cunt
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>>34718015
I want the lower rifle part
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>>34719825>>34719831
>>34719837
>>34719849
I hate the fucking germans
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>>34723778
Alliant Techsystems (a US company) which later became Orbital ATK and L-3 were the primary developers of the airburst grenade launcher for OICW. HK was subcontractor for the project.
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>>34719825
>>34719831
>>34719837
>>34719849
>>34719859
How could East Germans even compete?
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>>34720162
Nightfire on the Gamecube is my fucking jam
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>>34723380
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>>34720162
I loved Nightfire.
I remember loving the sound of the OICW grenade launcher. And man the lasers! Both held and turreted!

Only thing about the game I didn't like were the egregious railshooter segments.
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>>34719831
>>34719837
>>34719849
looking at this, I'm convinced it was designed by a watchmaker who wanted to make an extra buck or find a new hobby and not a professional gunsmith
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>>34719466
soon to be forgotten
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Post Ians
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>>34725177
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>>34725209
*Teleports behind you.*

Frankly, is not personal.
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>>34722713
>>34723240

That is false, because perfection implies improvement cannot be made. For example, if you keep the same amount of components, yet use better material.
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>>34723778
kek, stay mad
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>>34725671
spotted the dumbass
max fucking par
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>>34725177
Blessed be the anon who turns this into an Ian thread
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>>34718933
>>34719825

Maybe buy this book?
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>>34725772

Hmm..
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>>34725780
Holy shalomy!
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>>34719941
Usually overengineering means that the extra effort put into a design doesn't add anything. It's like pouring water into a glass for so long that it starts to flood; the glass is already fill, so nothing is being added but water is being wasted. It's not as simple as that but that's the basic idea.
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>>34725789
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>>34718933
Got you senpai

https://youtu.be/puBFBY7RetI
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>>34725802

Pretty interesting desu. Although it's all in aryan and I can't read that. Couldn't really make something out of the illustrations aswell. Maybe I am supposed to understand the words?
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>>3472582

>Senpai

Won't make that mistake again
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>>34720162

TFW I had to sell my copy as well as most of my videogames because I was a brokefag and needed money.

TFW still a brokefag 6 years later but at least I'm a hasguns now.

Nightfire and Star Wars Bounty Hunter are the two I miss most. Maybe I should pick them up again.
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>>34718015

>Kraut autism

>Not Krautism
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>>34719825
>reinvent the firearm and make one of the most interesting weapons ever devised
>do nothing with it

This just makes me so goddamn sad, the future is literally right there and you all spit in its face
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>>34725772
I would if it were in english.
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>>34726009

I would fuck the teeth out of that mouth.
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>>34726716

Pepe with a bloody mouth kek
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>>34725124
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>>34723506
>US military that made the requirements

The US Army made the requirements for M777

But it dosent stop it being a British gun.
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>>34721752
>their equipment works because they believe it will
That's how a couple of cars I've had managed to keep running when they shouldn't have, because they weren't allowed to die.
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>>34719849
>>34719837
>>34719831
>>34719825
...why are there cogs in the gun
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>>34721678
>reverse engineered from crashed ayyys
If it was it probably would have worked better
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>>34719825
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>>34719466
It was a true testament to how awful the fudd culture really is. We were going to get a sick space rifle for the US military but some general that fought in Vietnam went all "muh M16 is the perfect rifle" and called in a bunch of favors to have the rifle update project buried.
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I'd fucking kill for a G11 with a couple thousand rounds of ammo, no joke.
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>>34729259
LOOK AT THIS!
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The G11 looks like a bitch to clean, and the caseless ammo makes that a necessity.
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>>34718195
>>34720162
>>34720180
>>34724577
>>34724722
Y'all are faggots nightfire was shit.
>>34718015
And I hate that fucking rifle op. Pic related.
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>>34725269
What vid is Indy-Ian from?
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how much cnc+kraut magic would be required to make a functioning replica of the G11?
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>>34729595
about 3 mg42's worth
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>>34729616
Is it worth it tho? to be one of the only 5 people who (not really) owns a g11
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>>34718195
FPBP
>>34720162
Pic related
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>>34729654
If you have to destroy the MG42s to harvest their kraut magic, then no. MG42s are best machine gun
>inb4 wehraboo
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>>34718195
>Nightfire
Probably the last good Bond FPS game made

>Dat Sig SG551
>Dat skyscraper level

Fuck that game was good
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>>34729706
I'd rather sacrifice some Sturmgewehrs for max kraut magic levels.
Speaking of wich, what happened to the crate of Stgs in Syria? and that anon that went on a bike looking for said crate?
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>>34729734
Good question, hopefully, the Stgs were recovered and he wasn't vaporized by a missile.
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>>34729711
Hell yeah it was bud
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>>34726066
there are more things to consider for a government than weapons
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>>34718015

>a grenade launcher so shitty the troops demanded they have their M203s back
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>>34730600
M320 was shitty?

Why haven't I heard about this?
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>>34730608

Because Heckler & Koch have deep pockets

>Soldiers complained about switching from the simple, more streamlined M203 to one with more sophisticated attachments. Complaints ranged from the forward grip and sighting system, the pistol grip handle catching on things, and the side loading mechanism. They even criticized its ability to act as a stand-alone launcher, a feature included in response to troops re-acquiring Vietnam-era M79 grenade launchers that supposedly gave better accuracy when fired from the shoulder than if slung under a rifle, although the collapsible stock is somewhat short for the task.
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>>34730669
beware the eternal fucking hun
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>>34719825
>>34719831
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>>34719849
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>>34718015
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>>34730600
>Yo dawg i heard you like grips
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>>34731020
that looks pretty sweet
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>>34728095
It's german.
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>>34731020
that's actually fucking rad
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>>34718015
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