Venezuela General /VZG/: Bikerboyz edition

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>>34715758
what kind of weaponry would /k/ choose?

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>>34715758
So is Spain a player in the anti gov protesters, or was that just in 2002?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Venezuelan_coup_d'%C3%A9tat_attempt

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Prior thread for folks playing catchup:
>>34707284

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NOT REAL SOCIALISM

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What's this baby killer kitted out with?

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>>34716252
Ak103??

>>34715863
>has never heard of finland, norway, or sweden

>>34715758
>US fucks over a country its citizens couldn't find on a map over their own internal issues
is anyone else tired of this fucking meme?

>>34716300
>Imlying their social programs aren't collapsing from the massive influx of non-working immigrants

>>34716302
How has the US meddled in the current Venezuelan crisis?

>>34716302
Nigga we didn't need to do shit to Venezuela. We just sat back and let them fuck themselves over.
>>34715758
We going to get any live streams?

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Would you operate alongside this man?

>>34716300
Okay, let's not conflate social democracies with socialist countries. Huge welfare systems are not the same thing as socialism. Socialistic? Yeah, sure. Socialist? No, they're market economies with huge welfare states attached.

>>34716260
When I was growing up they carried m16s and penises

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>>34716348
https://livestream.com/NTN24/NTN24ve

The Happening will be televised

Civil war when?

>>34716355
>The look in his eyes
>pure determination
>film grain makes him look like an actor from an 80's action movie
>he makes me think of Jean Claude Van Damme
>scary red and black patch
>cool blue armband
>got a crew of cool SF-looking guys in balaclavas and shades carrying original colt commandos (or it seems)

10/10 would liberate Venezuela with.

>>34716300

>finnland

not socialist

>norway
>sweden

upside down demographics, white minority paying for immigrants who won't stop growing in number and do not produce at all, imminent absolute collapse

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>>34715758
And nothing of value was lost.

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>>34716768
Based Oscar Perez. He attacked the Supreme Court via helicopter and got away with it.

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>>34717436
IS Oscar Perez the most operator Venezuelan?

>>34717665
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Caracas_helicopter_attack

This is pretty based

Why is these threads allowed? This is /pol/ tier.

>>34717824
It's not just /pol/ tier, the OP is a copy/paste of the Venezuela general on /pol/

>>34717707
>The aircraft was only located after a local farmer, Reinaldo Reyes Castillo, reported that he found the helicopter had landed on his land.[23] Reyes Castillo was later arrested and sentenced in a military court to be imprisoned in Ramo Verde Prison, a military prison where several opposition members and protesters are held prisoner.
wtf, why was the farmer arrested? suspicions of being a collaborator?

>>34717824
are you retarded? Venezuela is on the very brink of civil war. People are literally operating in the streets right now and somehow this isn't /k/ related? Get the fuck out of this forum and never return.

>>34717842
It's almost like civil war is a subject that overlaps both /pol/ and /k/. As if war has both a political and military aspect to it. Really activates the almonds.

>>34717893
Maduro has been arresting people left and right for the slightest perceived transgression. Political prisoners left and right. My uncle was arrested and held for nearly a week because he was caught bringing my grandfather his blood pressure medications. A week. For carrying blood pressure medications. This is how shit this place is.

>>34717436
>>34717665
now he needs a nic/k/name or something approaching.
>CAN'T CHAVEZ THE PEREZ
>Oscar "helicopter rider" Perez
>Oscar "watch the ricochets, or you'll end like Pinochet" Perez
>Oscar "I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill them all" Perez
>Oscar "don't try to hunt the animal brandishing a FAL" Perez
>Oscar "shooting bandidos in the burritos" Perez
>Oscar "8 millions became 2, guess what did he do" Perez

I'm out of inspiration, help me /k/, let's make this man famous.

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>>34718338
Is he /ourguy/?

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>>34718338
Oscar "if that commie is breathing I'm seething" Perez

>>34718338
Oscar" shoot that commie and his mommy" Perez

Check out the Caracas Chronicles for analysis of some of the fucked-up financial dealings that occur during the collapse of an authoritarian state.

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>>34715781
Spain made a deal, they said if SHTF they will house the Maduro government people, it`s literally a puppet State from Cuba at the moment, the new Castro has control over everything.
Maduro was a fucking bus driver.

>>34719435
>NVA man doesn't say "GI go home"
very unrealistic 1/10

Awesome. More excuses to import "refuges" so they can vote for more welfare and socialism at the cost of the american people.


When will it be our turn to hang the politicians?

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>>34716300

>>34719481
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Their refugees are all coming to my fucking country and the surrounding ones.
There won`t be any to move to the United States of America that weren`t already sent when Maduro/Chavez started purging the military of dissent at the start of the mess, high ranking people mostly went to FL, not in huge numbers anyway.
The others were arrested/killed or put on a dungeon-like Prison that is used for torture and solitaire confinement, it`s an underground facility with the appearance of a square building with shaded glass.

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Remember what happened prior to this:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-18288430

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>>34715758
>If this was the middle east, niggers wouldve been shooting each other like silly by this point.
>Venezuelans still do protests and stuff, albeit deadly.

>>34719481
Venezuela has more Miss Universes than any other country. Women in the ghetto scrounge money to take runway walking classes. You won't complain.

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>>34719481
The refugees would be god-tier though.

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WHEN?????

>>34719567
It's because they don't have anything to rally behind except to remove maduro. It's funny the moment they have him bloodied and beaten to death live on Facebook they will resume doing exactly what lead them to be so poor to begin with.

Socialism is a memetic disease that is terminal, it will sometimes go into remission but it's destined to collapse anyway when the next government comes to power

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Alright /k/, let's play armchair general for a moment. You're now a Venezuelan firmly rooted to the opposition of Maduro's government. What's your battle plan to win the inevitable civil war? Keep in mind that your currency has collapsed, the country borders on starvation, and Maduro's government firmly controls the military and paramilitary forces thanks to the stranglehold it has over food imports. Be realistic.

>>34719621
since i have some power it means i have money so i flee the country and live happily thereafter in a 1st world country

>>34719585
I bet her asshole smells like carmel corn.

>>34719621
Get in contact with the United States of America through Brazil for logistics and ask the hues for support, but they already sent a huge number of military to the Southeast to control the drug dealers and police militias so it would be tough, they can`t trust nobody around the country.
Should be a good one asking for help in Colombia if they had Uribe, but they are stuck with a guy that play both sides with FARC and the people that want to get rid of them, so, it`s tough.
Maduro has 20% support tops, but they have all the guns and equipment.

>>34719621
Other than guerrilla war and assasinations there isn't much you can do, there is no solid opposition with defined goals beyond replace maudruo, the people are disorganized and ultimately want the same shit that lead to their situation and they have all the money.

Can't win and even if you do and manage to hockey for the top position there's nothing you can do to stop the idiots from voting in the same shit that ran their co8ntry to the ground.

So >>34719658

>>34718238
>/k/ is for the discussion of weapons
>/pol/ is for the discussion of politics & current events
know how i know you're a newfag?

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>>34719713
>nothing you can do
Venezuela has enough oil to keep the helicopters running 24/7

>>34719752
You've rebutted absolutely nothing I said. Neck yourself, retard.

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>>34719585
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>>34719866
Venezuelan women value femininity above all else. It's incredible really.

>>34719876

it's like they are trying to be actual women

>>34720264
Venezuelan culture embraces gender dimorphism. Men are supposed to be manly and women feminine. It's an incredibly offensive slight to call a Venezuelan man a faggot.

>>34720337
if their men tried to be more feminine just like their women their country probably wouldn't have these non-stop clashes :^)

>>34720366

feminine men in south america just go to brazil to be top tier tranny prostitutes.

>>34720384
In the 90s at least, being a tranny in Venezuela meant you'd have a bad time. My cousin and his friends enjoyed chasing them up trees.

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I hope this turns out like the clankening. Man I miss those threads they were so good.

>>34720405
>My cousin and his friends enjoyed chasing them up trees.
like dogs chase cats?

>>34720417
Exactly my idea friend.

>>34720427
Yeah except they had baseball bats

May I remind the commies that there are 3 Dutch islands close to your shore (first within 25km) and they are filled, filled to the brim with hard-working, earnest, tax-paying civilians. It'd be such a loss for us and a nice distraction from internal affairs for you. Plus, you get to utilize them billion dollar Russian gear to full extent.

Also, the NATO pact does not apply to these lands.

>>34719585
I live in Houston and I think we got the largest Venezuelan population in the US. They'll be a welcome changed from the low tier mexicans and other central americans we typically get.

>>34722731
Dutch? Curacao chain of islands?

What are people operating with? Is there a right to bear arms in Venezuela? Do they have like guerrilla weapons like ak's? Or are they going molotov and rocks against riot police? Does the police do shit like israel with suppressed 22's as less than lethal crowd control?

>>34716355
>CIA cuck puppet

No.

>>34716016
Its like horse cops but cooler and louder

>>34716300
Except that's wrong you retard
>https://fee.org/articles/the-myth-of-scandinavian-socialism/

>>34722731
>Nato Pact
Ackshually, it's the Rio Pact,

>>34723434
I'm pretty sure their crowd control is just firing into the crowd.

>>34716328
>I fail at reading comprehension

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>>34716328
>>34716348
>implying there is any country on the face of the earth the US hasn't fucked with for its own selfish interests

>>34725042
Feels good to be on top.

>>34725042
>save the world from commies
>people we saved whine

I suppose it's the price of greatness.

>>34719621
>Say you want to establish a democratic state with a free market, capitalist economy
>Enjoy sweet, sweet funding, training and equipment from uncle sam

After that it's just a matter of recruitment

>>34725042
It's nice being at the top of the food chain.

>>34725105
>>34725134
good little goyims
two more blue pills have been deposited into your happy meals

>>34719621
Establish camps across the border in Colombia and Guyana and start by attacking toilet paper factories.

>>34717387
>white minority
Still ~90% natives, it is the USA that has a white minority.
That being said, all Scandinavian countries has a huge private sector which the social programs leech on, they are not socialists.

>>34725158
America is the real red pill.

>>34725158
>wanting communism

>>34725158
Found the communist.

>>34716016
Soooo... roving government death squads?

>>34723434
I last visited in 2000. Roughly around that time soldiers tended to carry m16s but it looks like the ak family has taken over. Guns were banned a few years ago but no one gives a fuck. My uncle has a beretta and a shotty. Street niggers get whatever. The chavista gangs are literally armed by the government to serve as "red shirts" (in the Mussolini sense not Star Trek).

>>34725042
You should be prepping our red white and blue cocks to fuck your wife, cuck. We saved you from communism, after all.

>>34725168
>it is the USA that has a white minority
Still 63-72% white, it is South Africa that has a white minority