I'm confused, which one is Karl?

>>34714684
Karl is the blue fish in the background

OP is karl

>>34714684
we are all karl

>>34714684
The one with the Nazi haircut.

>>34714733
/k/arl

>...I met him in college in the early ‘90s. He was the captain of the football team. From early on, he was very controlling and verbally and emotionally abusive. “You’re stupid,” he’d say. “No one else is going to want to hear your thoughts on K98s.” It was my first adult relationship, and I didn’t realize love wasn’t meant to feel like that...
>...In the summer of 2009, it all went downhill. The verbal assaults turned physical. It started off with yelling and pushing, something thrown in my direction to assert his dominance. Then the pushing got harder — I got pushed on the ground. The thing he threw at me would actually hit me...
>(Extracts from story, as told to Melissa Jeltsen, are part of "Why Didn't You Just Leave?", a HuffPost series on domestic violence in which Ian McCollum shares his reasons for staying in an abusive relationship.)

Is that doggo broken?

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>>34714812
I can totally see karl as the abusive bf in a greasy wifebeater.

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>>34714812
>>34715342

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The guy on the right is what's left of Karls latest victim. The only reason Ian is still alive is because Karl likes toying with his prey.
>inb4 phone poster

>>34715342
Those fucking teeth.

>>34714733

I, am Karl Brain.

>>34714684
Its nice to see Ian and his older Brother reconnecting after all these years.

>>34714733
remove his brain!

>>34715342
Is he carressing you gently in this day dream too?

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>>34714812
>Ian I swear to god, if I have to hear you talking about one of your Jap rifles again you're gonna need the handy trauma kit I have strapped to my ankle at all times

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Karls the big guy

>>34714812
>K98
Karl would not make that mistake

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>>34717257
4 ian