ITT: we come up with creative ways to kill someone inside his

>>34712750
So you just have no idea how air conditioning works or what?

1. Wait a really long time.
2. Target person dies of old age.

>>34712750
You are aware that the compressor for the gas is there, and the fan just cools the compresser, nowhere does it actually absorb anything from the atmosphere. The most Clever way to kill you, op, is just to leave you to die from idiocy

>>34712750
>stalk the target for several days
>put a fuckton of apple seeds in every single piece of food and drink that they consume
>wait for him to die from cyanide poisoning

>>34712750
>be OP
>suck dick, get aids
>sneak into victim's house
>slice open my wrists, hope arterial spray infects victim

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>>34712762
What countermeasures could I use against this technique, hypothetically, if I have reason to suspect someone is using it on me?

>>34712750
>go to shooting range where target shoots
>replace firearm with a Glock
>he does from an explosion

Chloroform him and let the hamsters have him

>>34712750
>put a babbykiller ar15 in his house
>guns kill people
>target walks in
>gun goes off, killing him
Ezpz

>>34712796
It is an unblockable attack. If you are unfortunate enough to have it used against you, I can only suggest trying to live out the rest of your days surrounded by those you love.

>>34712796
Tell the gop to stop standing in the way of scientific research and to let muds abort the fuel for that research

>>34712813
The GOP is standing in the way of immortality research?

>>34712750
>Blocks targets path
“Heh, nothing personnel kid”
>unsheaths katana
>teleports behind target
>cuts him in half
>heh

>>34712750
lol the fan is only there to remove heat from the system. You would be pumping nerve gas into a fan that sprays it back at you.

>victim has ceiling fan
>tie boxcutter blades to strings and rest them on the top of the fan
>make the strings long enough to go down to head/neck level
>even if he knew there was a break in nobody would suspect surprise fan-based lacerations
>bonus points of after he's dead you hang up a bunch of MCR and hot topic shit to make it look like suicide

>>34712750
Op knows nothing about ac units.

>>34712750

FUCK YOU

MODS

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>>34712821
Yes. Also Antarctic alien research and the truth about bigfoot.

>"""spray nerve gas"""

you probably have more subtle ways of killing people in their sleep, like a carbon monoxide leak.
also where the fuck do you even GET nerve gas

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>>34712834
>>bonus points of after he's dead you hang up a bunch of MCR and hot topic shit to make it look like suicide

This got me

>>34713788
Chinese escalators.

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>>34713788
>also where the fuck do you even GET nerve gas
I bought mine from Donald Rumsfeld.

what a fucking mong

>>34712750
Go in while they're asleep.
Take that heavy lid on the top of the toilet and bash his fucking skull in. Wear gloves, a hairnet, and plastic shoe covers with shoes that are far too large for you to avoid leaving evidence

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>Bucket sitting on a blocks with a mouse trap and a barrel on the bottom
>Green is tannerite
>Upper layer is a bunch of pennies covered by $100 dollar bills
>When the perp sees the bucket full of cash he goes to pick it up
>Mouse trap flicks closed and the striker hits the bullet
>Buttet sets off tannerite

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>>34712750
holy shit you are a retard, just smart enough to press the "I'm over 18" button on websites apparently

>>34712750
Okay, buckle up chuckle fuckers. This one's a doozey.

>while victim is asleep, break in
>murder his kids and pet cat
>paint the walls outside his bedroom in blood and guts
>put kids heads safely under his sheets
>load underside of the bed with claymores
>wait outside with binoculars until morning
>see man stir
>he sits up, lifts covers off
>he screams
>smile and detonate the Claymores
>no more man
>no more bed
>no more room

Do I go to my local pharmacy or home depot for nerve gas?

>>34712750
>Sneak in when they're asleep
>Glue dog ears and nose on them
>Leave
>Anonymous tip to ATF
>ATF raids house
>ATF shoots "dog"

>>34713957
Ammonia and bleach

>>34712750
>knock on front door
>shoot him in the face when he opens it
Is that creative?

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