Security Guard General

>>34711352
>good stories
i mean,you guys are protecting buildings,malls,anything past midnight.
what stories can you guys tell besides ghost moments,drunk people and silent hill?

>>34711404
well, i wasn't armed, but back when i was a security guard i both stopped a robbery and witnessed a sports car get stolen (after my shift was over). everyone has a story, goodness is in the telling.

>>34711415
why did you decide to become a security guard?
do you like to work at night or something?

>>34711352
I was a security guard for about 2 years. It was the most boring job I've ever had. It was nice because I had unlimited free time (on the clock), and I read so many fucking books. The pay was shit, but I was doing a job that a dog or a camera would have been better at than I was.

>>34711404
I found a dead hobo who was murdered with a kitchen knife at a construction site in San Diego

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Diplomatic guard here. I carry a P226. Nothing ever happens because I live in a country that's boring as shit.
And I'm glad of it, easy big bucks.

>>34711352
Why would you do that instead of becoming an LEO?

>>34711471
Better money if you do it right, the private sector is leagues ahead of public, and you don't have to deal with the retarded shit that police officers do.
I'm not talking about being-paid-to-breath jobs though.

>>34711471
Well I feel like I'm not yet ready to be an LEO just yet.

>>34711352
>slow night, as per usual on sunday/monday
>glock 23
>yeah, yeah, I know, .40 memes
>it's the only handgun I have a holster for right now
>a myriad choice of knives
>benchmade contigo atm

Not too many cool stories. Only been in this job around 2.5 years. I work mainly as a front desk/employee relations person more than a "security" capacity most of the time, but if the need arises...

If there's one thing I've learned, it's that semi truck drivers (especially forgeiners) are absolutely retarded, save for a few.
I understand they do an important job, but the pure lack of common sense and blatant disregard for clear directions (given by myself) makes me cringe.

Arab truck drivers man... worst offenders.

>>34711519
What hotel do you work at that lets you carry as front desk?

>>34711531
Not a hotel... Obviously I work for a 3rd party security firm, but the location is a well known food production facility.

Don't really want to say where, but honestly if they hired a secretary who could also be in charge of opening gates and watching cameras, that would be just as good.

Pays my bills.

>>34711495
I can definitely underatand the private sector attraction if you're actually doing something productive. To my knowledge most security guards even if armed don't make much. I was under the impression the good money is in personal security for wealthy clients and private events?
>>34711500
Very understandable.

>night going
Boring same as always
>carrying
Mnp 9mm full size
>good stories
Last month a guy got caught jacking off in our squad car

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>>34711596
From what I've gathered talking to Americans, the idea of "Security" work means being a mallcop. In other countries it can pay very well, especially when you understand that Nuke, Maritime, Diplomatic, and VIP security are considered Security jobs, and are generally armed.

>>34711620
they look like non descript bad guys that work for an evil corporation. awesome

>>34711620
The US has similar jobs. They're just few and far between. A good friend of mine's father in law is an armed guard at PANTEX, another friend made good money as a VIP guard, but for every one of those there's 20 guys who work for a courier/money service, construction site or parking lot investigator, and venue security.

How would you get into personal security for VIPS in Australia? Anyone have any ideas?

Seriously depends on where you are security at. I worked at the following:

General contracting security company
>spent most of my time at a compute serve building on night shift
>twice a night walked around the whole building and scanned doors
>monitored cameras
>signed in and out the occassional vendor
>spent time at an event center signing in and out staff

College Campus
>vehicle/foot patrol
>do lots or reports on various damages
>gave students rides after dark if they asked
>respond to alarms (fire panel typically)
>issued IDs
>preliminary response to disturbances and call cops if need be
>parking enforcement (ugh)

Hospital
>several different posts, mainly worked ER
>signed in visitors after hours
>deal with OD patients, combative patients, drunks, homeless
>4-point restrained them per doc's orders/immediate safety issues
>lots of reports for use of force
>escort people out if need be
>foot patrol
>lock/unlock doors etc
>good overnight/weekend differential pay

Now I am a cop. Security is very laid back in some ares, very busy in others. All mine were unarmed though.

>>34711620
>Nuke, Maritime, Diplomatic, and VIP security
In america most of that is handled by government agencies, and the rest by pmcs.

>>34711455
I love when those parasites die. I hate the homeless so much. Anyone who becomes homeless is a giant loser.

>>34711471
because

1) dont have to be blue canary
2) dont have to go to ghetto
3) wont get fleas, bedbugs, roaches, or lice from ghetto people.
4) dont have to spend nights in a dipspit smelling, sunflower seed floor convered, nothing works in it ford...and days in a dull as fuck, unaircondition, thousand year old courthouse waiting for a probably drunk judge that doesnt give a fuck to dismiss your case against Johnny the local meth dealer because a witness didnt show up after the 5th time you subpeona'd them due to postponements
5) dont have to deal with asshole liberal mayors demanding shit because "mayor"
6) a billion other great reasons

>>34711352
>what can I expect?

lots of boredom

maybe something will happen

hopefully you will be paying attention & avoid getting fucked up

When I was a student at college I worked for the security team. It was unarmed, and all I did was patrol several buildings once an hour to get a headcount for that section of campus. The rest of the time I did homework or browsed the internet.

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>>34711352
>kind of spooky actually, but also its kind of fun
>M&P .40, mace, baton, folding knife, neck pillow
>a few, most recently (last week) I chased away some edge lord goth teenagers that said they would kill me but they GTFO when I broke out the mace

>>34712492
thats not the rule though. most of the major security firm have their own security teams for psd and higher priority sites. hell even securitas has their own personal security details

>>34711500
Security will not prepare you for LEO work, I assure you. You will develop bad habits, get very bitter, and probably gain a lot of weight from being so sedentary.

If you want to be a police officer, go be a police officer. Don't get sucked into security work.
>>34711471
It's easy money that supplements my GI Bill stipend while I'm in school. I even get to do homework at some of the sites since there's no one around, and at the others all I have to do is not fall asleep.

That'll teach me to get a combat MOS with no transferable skills.

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>>34711352
>hot and balmy
>M&P
I have a few good stories, most involve drunks and drug dealers. My most interesting by far are
>hooker fight
>personally assist in getting a CP distributor arrested
>firefight at the Shoe Show
>man stabs dog at hotel, dog owner gets arrested
I also got constantly hit up by drunk frat guys for cigarettes and rides in my golf cart. It was because I taught them that they couldn't drink bottles outside, but if it was in a cup no one could technically know what they were drinking. It blew their fucking minds for some reason.

If there's any interest in any of these stories just let me know, I don't want to type them all if no one wants to hear them.

>>34715937
Hooker fight sounds like a fun read

>>34716108
Alright
>working at shitty extended stay motel
>guy comes in, immediately peg him for being in the wrong place, as his suit costs more than a room for a month
>heavy German accent
>Is dis (name of place)
>Yessir
>Schize, looks like I, uh, "fucked up"?
>Yep
>give him the security desk number, tell him I'll be here all night
>about 2 hours go by
>black Lexus pulls in
>11/10 blonde gets out, tight black dress, fit as fuck
>comes in the office and asks where (German guy's room number) is
>point to it, me and front desk guy share a look and awkwardly laugh away our boners
>another hour passes and I do my round
>local crack head hooker is roaming around, spots 11/10 exiting German guy's room
>she goes ballistic, starts screaming and waving her arms around like a chimpanzee
>11/10 gets real hood, real quick, immediately takes off her heels
>even barefoot, she's got a good 5 inches on chickenhead
>yell at them because I'm across the lot start to head over
>chickenhead makes her move with a big swing that 11/10 sees coming
>she ducks under it and comes back with a hook that would make a professional boxing coach proud
>grabs chickenheads braids while she's stunned and yanks her to the ground
>straddles her and starts smashing head into the pavement
At this point German guy is on the phone with the cops and standing outside in his underwear and I get to wrestle the blonde because I saw a tooth fly out of the other girl's mouth. She doesn't fight me, but jumps in her car and peels out while I'm making sure chickenhead isn't choking on her own blood. Ambulance takes chickenhead to the hospital, cops are highly amused by my account.

As a 23y/o 5'9" 150lb DYEL with only a high school education is it possible to get a security job?

What kind of job would it be? Would I be allowed to carry?

>>34716586
Just go to a company and apply. They'll usually put you through your unarmed licensure, and stick you at a relatively easy, low traffic area to start out. Get your armed, and they'll put you elsewhere.

In the 3 years I've been doing security I've worked at
>banks
>hotels
>strip malls
>medical lab
>chemical depots
>office buildings
>gas stations
>parking decks
>parking lots
>cell phone tower
>construction sites
>grocery stores
All of these have ranged from easy, boring places to nerve wracking shit holes.

I'm about your size and have never had problems, because if you're getting hands on as security guard you did something wrong. You're a deterrent, and are only to observe and report. Depending on your state of course, some guards have powers of arrest in some states. Mine does not.

>>34711352
It seems like you just want to carry a gun around with you wherever you go. I'd suggest conceal carrying in the safety of your probably-less-shit neighborhood and holding down a better job, rather than being paid shit money to carry a gun around a shit ghetto

>>34711352
Is the job really just sitting around all day? I could get into it if that's true

>>34718277
Pretty much. Or standing. I shitpost on 4chan through most of my shifts.

>>34711352

armed guard for 10 plus years now at a hospital. switched from sig p226 to glock 17 because it's lighter and all that duty gear is killing my back. don't forget you get a blue label discount on glocks. i locally also get a discount on sigs and am thinking about picking up a p320. anybody out there have a p320 and like it?

>>34716681

which ones were the nerve wracking shitholes?

>>34718664
Strip malls and hotels don't normally have guards unless they're in really shitty areas. Construction sites suck too because people are always trying to steal shit, and not just copper.

>>34712660
Razor edge right here folks

>>34711429
not all guards work nights

Working on the Injun res carrying a model 64 .38
Should slow down soon and I can be on my phone more

>>34712457
>College Campus
>Hospital

In metro Detroit all college campuses and Hospitals have actual police forces. Deputized, powers of arrest and juisdiction well into the surrounding communities. Good luck getting a comfy University or community college officer position without several years on a municipal police force, or some seriously good connections.

>>34711352
For all armed security guards:

What did your drug test consist of? Is it a multiple panel test or a swab or what exactly?

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

>>34718969
Do yourself a favor and just quit entirely. Your life will be so much better.
t. former junkie

>>34711404
>t. someone from a white city

>>34719038
Looking to have the question addressed.

>>34711633
It's because they're white.

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>>34711352
>tfw security officer at hospital
>tfw not allowed to carry firearm on duty
I'm basically mall cop 2.0

>>34711352
I did armed security for a year. Worst fucking job I've ever had. I gained weight, my sleep schedule was fucked, and was generally more miserable than I've ever been in my life.

Welp.. have fun OP

>>34711429
>why did you decide to become a security guard?
Because it was available and it pays the bills. What kind of retarded fucking question is that? Do you ask the cashier at the local McDonalds why they decided to do that?

>>34718277
See, that's what I thought too. "I just sit around and carry a gun? Sign me up!". Then the absolute soul-shattering boredom and intense disatisfaction with your life sets in....

>>34716586
I already replied to your fucking thread. You got your answer, reality isn't going to change. The job sucks, get a better one.

>>34711620
Bruce County represent!

>>34719254
>Then the absolute soul-shattering boredom and intense disatisfaction with your life sets in....
14 hours in the back of a metal box with no A/C during the summer and nothing to do but slowly cook really makes you question your life choices.

>>34715937
Gimme that firefight in a shoe show

AL bundy snaps?

23yo bar/club 'security' here. Generally carry an m&p9c concealed.
Most recent cool story
>pretty slow night, sporadically chatting with couple of 22yo qt's at the bar
>Edwin about 30 sits next to them, awkwardly hits on them but not too vulgar
>Girls fuck with him for a little while then come to me and say he grabbed their vagina.
>know they're likely lying for attention, but I bite anyway
>"hey bud do me a favor and find a new part of the bar"
>Edwin rees, goes on a rant how he's not going to move and how he's "combat trained"
>He try's to fight, I hit him once, then choke him against the wall.
>He gave up about the time he got put on the wall but I choke him unconscious anyway.
>Me and a couple bros drag him outside, wake him up, he try's to play the victim
>Tell him to shut up and leave
>go back to the bar have a couple shots, leave early to fuck one of the qt's on a park bench
>...twice
>Meanwhile edwin came back, said he was terrorize the bar
>Leaves nasty voice mail and bad yelp review

>>34719147
>tfw I know this feel
A-at least a baton is cool. R-right?

>>34719717
You sound like a real winner there, champ

>>34720134
I don't even have a baton believe it or not. Radio and keys. The officer in command gets a taser and pepper spray. Its always tempting to put my .380 in my laptop bag in case someone pulls a columbine.

>>34719063
Drugs unfortunately are illegal, so it really is best to quit. I have to for my job and it sucks, but that's life. Kratom, phenibut, etizolam, cbd are all things I used or use to take the edge off of being sober.

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Had an interview with Dunbar Armored today and I've got the road test on Wednesday. Job is pretty much in the bag once they push paperwork.

What can I expect working on an armored car?

>>34720693
no AC, a sore ass from the shitty seat

>>34716586
Don't be so fucking complacent. Start an exercise regime and enlist in the military.

Air Force has security jobs that are the butt end of jokes in military circles but will gain you infinitely more respect in normie and LEO circles.

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I'm 6'6" with an average build

Does that give me an edge in the security job market or is size irrelevant mostly

>>34718987
i had a white trash lady shake my hand and say this to me at a waffle house one time

>>34712667
This
I've thought about giving policing a go but then I watch COPS or something and it's all dealing with fucked up losers all day. Something I'd rather watch at my comfy helpdesk job than have to do on a daily basis.

t. also worked security

>>34720862

Just makes you a bigger target.

You'd make a good bouncer, though

>>34720862
Similar question. 5'6 turbo /fit/ manlet here would i be less likely to be hired due to manlet status considering security is more about deterrence and greater height obviously looks more imposing?

>>34720862
It's super useful, I hire big men as a preference because most people won't fuck with a goddamn giant. Put someone like you in a XL plate carrier with "SECURITY" on it and stand you outside and I swear I've seen people in a beat to shit hoopty cruse past to case the place and never come back.

You might want to do personal security rather then site. Bodyguard work pays well and there's an endless thirst of big men for it, but it's fucking annoying work because you work for a client that has no idea what your job entails and can fire you in a moment if you bother them by trying to do your job.

Note that you will get used as the staking goat, with the idea that idiots will spot the big guy and go for you first. Just make sure the rest of the team has your back and you aren't being hung out to attract idiots without support.

>>34721438

It's more like you don't have a special gift. I'd hire a big man with a room temperature IQ and shitty reflexes if he can be a good scarecrow as long as he's basically professional and reliable. You'd have to be professional, reliable and smart enough to handle yourself without supervision after your probation period.

>>34721438
You're overestimating the caliber of people that typically flock to and are hired to do security jobs 2bh

>>34721483

That's the truth. I've pretty much fucking strip-mined a family of home schooled Mormons and keep hoping they will turn up another cousin or something. I turn down jobs because I can't get enough reliable people able to pass a piss test (city contract insist on that, I don't care as long as you are never drunk or tweaking on the job) and smart enough to be unsupervised.

>>34721483
What about for this type of security>>34721450

>>34711620
So aesthetic

>>34712667
Hello former LEO.

>>34721520
Depends on where you're working I suppose but in the company I worked for typically didn't do VIP/bodyguard stuff. I'm in Canada so the company that gets most of the contracts for gov buildings/airports is made up about 50% of ex-military retirees aging 50-75 and is one of the biggest security employers. Depends on where you live/work senpai but I I'll say in my experience in my city it's mostly just people that need jobs, rarely checked out or tactically minded

>>34721520
Personal security, at the higher end? It's competitive. Ex-military at a preference and it's not a fun job. The client dominates the job and being a bodyguard is boring as fuck with the added spice that if you do have to try and stop an attack it's going to be very difficult because of the nature of the game.


If you are willing to do armored truck and site security work it's more of a mixed bag. If you work for a good company then it's reliable, steady work and you get the safety of security setting the agenda rather then the client. It's still boring.

For a bad company, you are treated like an asshole and they make your job hard as fuck. They will do the absolute minimum, insist you never, ever do anything that might involve liability on their part and pressure you to work with people that are not reliable or professional.

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>armed security
Basically someone who wants to role play as Billy badass and carry a gun around to impress girls but doesn't have the intelligence or balls to actual officer work.

>>34721557
LOL. Armed security officers make more than most cops who put their life on the line only tone be killed by Tyrone on their way to dunkin donuts.

>>34721589
How often do you sit at your rent-a-cop booth and jerk off to the thought of being the hero and saving some qt?
Has that soul crushing realization hit yet that all you do in life is occasionally get up and yell at a homeless guy to go away?

>>34721603
>triggered cop detected
Nah, I'm cool sitting in an office for 8 hrs doing absolutely nothing. I like making more money than cops and doing less work.

>>34721589
Can confirm, make over $4000 a year more than what local PD and Sheriff deputies make. Not THAT much more, but enough to avoid the academy.

>>34721603
Life isn't defined by occupation. A job is a job, my life outside is what counts. Take a doctor for example, you think you hate most people right? Imagine how he feels knowing that the vast majority of people he saves are trash. Doctors, especially ER doctors, are some of the biggest misanthropes I've ever met. Some jobs seem great on the outside, but they jade the fuck out of people. Being a cop is no different. Dealing with the worst society has to offer day in and out is tiring. Warps your view of everyone you come across. Best to just get through it and focus on what matters.

>>34721617
So instead of making your job part of your purpose in life rather than a waste of time for money you choose to sit on your ass?

>>34721691
Nah I'm using the job to keep me busy while I get my masters degree! But thanks for you concern, officer piggy.

>>34721691
Jobs do not give your life purpose, only a complete tool would think like that. You do realize that the "purposeless jobs" outnumber "purposeful jobs" by 1000 to 1 right? By your logic, nearly no one has a definitive purpose. The irony is that you're right, only you believe certain occupations have a superficial meaning. Sigh, happiness is a choice. If you need to feel that other people think you're important to have a sense of purpose, you have bigger issues than a stranger on a South African shark skirt knitting forum can help you with.

>>34721726
Now now, don't sling shit at the pigs. They spend their days rolling in it.

>>34721732
I'm only giving what I get.

>>34711352
Not a security gaurd but my friend was an unarmed one that worked at an apartment complex in LA. He had a few interesting stories, ill tell them how he did

Story of Bitch Pool Lady
>Pool closes at 10pm
>Security tells everyone to screw off at 10pm usually
>Go to pool at around 1am
>Black woman in pool
>Get her attention
>Tell her she has to leave because the pool is closed
>She looks visually upset and stands up
>completely see through top on
>Starts yelling
>im a nurse and youre some low life poor ass who has nothing better to do than worry about the bitch ass pool
>Get out phone and tell her im recording her
>Says "record me then bitch"
>Tell her I dont give a shit and to get out of the pool because its closed
>continues to bitch and talk shit
>Finally leaves after talking shit for a few minutes
>Tell liberal boss about it (3 different bosses)
>She gets mad and says I shouldnt have recorded her because she was naked and thats rude
>Tell her it was for evidence incase i needed it
>Actually did it to show friends on snapchat but definately not saying that

Cont

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>>34711352
Got off my shift a few hours ago and might head to bed here soon, but it went pretty well despite a couple issues with aggressive types.

Not too many stories yet, only been doing it a year or so.

Definitely considering military work after all this but I'm a fucking manlet (about 5'5") so I wonder what more I can really do down the more martial field. Any tips, or advice of how I can move-on from here? I'd really appreciate it.

>>34711519

Bit late, but it's good to see I'm not alone in having to deal with those mongoloid pajeets and nig nogs who can't understand rudimentary English.
Honestly, I think of all the foreign drivers the ruskies are the best of them - generally okay with directions and I've not had much issues with them.

Won't say where I'm posted, should be a G site. Bank in the building as well as lawyers and financial advisers, and the client gave my shit over my rescue knife. Transients, druggies and drinks are a massive problem here, seen two shootings, three stabbing and a DUI hit and run, cameras caught that and help send the fucker to jail.

>>34721830
I was working and shitpicked up so fast I couldnt continue, so anyways

Story of woman getting beat in van
>Patrolling around complex
>Walk by outside fence
>Hear woman screaming for help
>Run outside gate to parking area
>See van thay is the origin of the cries for help
>Bang on the door
>What the fuck is going on in there
>Screaming doesnt stop
>Run across street to a Denny's
>Open door and announce that there is a woman screaming for help across the street and i need some people to come help
>People look at me like im crazy
>Tell them i need some people to come with me to help again
>A couple guys and 5 girls come with me
>Run over to van and the girl got the door open and guy is trying to close it back
>Guy sees us all running over and pushes the girl out and shuts the door
>Bang on the door to open it up
>Guy gets in drivers seat and floors it out of there
>Almost hits me
>Call police
>Woman says he was beating her up in the van
>Says she was friends with him and they just went on a date
>Most likely wanted to rape her and was trying to beat her into submission
My friend acts like he saved the womans life but i think thats a bit too much, said the guy was some weak white dude and i doubt he wouldve killed her.

Cont

>>34714927
>Security will not prepare you for LEO work, I assure you. You will develop bad habits, get very bitter, and probably gain a lot of weight from being so sedentary.
The bitterness and weight gain is true. Depends on where you work as far as prep for LE. Obviously if you sit in a room solo all night for years you won't gain much. If you have to deal with the public constantly you will hopefully gain some communication skills as an authority figure.

Armed security at a pharma plant
>good my shift just ended
>cz 75 compact pcr
>not really my job is mostly checklists and scaring off homeless people having sex on the wooded part of our property

Private security, chase bank.
Sig sp2022 9mm.
Boring as fuck, I just browse /k/ and watch videos all night.

>>34722422

how much does it pay? i expect banks are cheap bastards

>>34712457
>parking enforcement (ugh)

>riding along with a campus cop
>he slowly rolls through the parking lot
>says he doesn't give a shit about anything other than blatant violations such as misuse of handicapped spaces, or douche parking
>stops at a row of cars
>gets out and tells me I can stay in the car or come along
>I get out of course
>he ambles down the line, checking parking permits
>he's taking forever
>casually ask if he has to check all the cars like this on each day
>I'm informed that he doesn't, and in fact, he considers this his break
>a nice walk, some sun, female students wearing summer dresses, and he can drag permit checking out to an hour and a half if he wants
>he actually finds a car with an expired permit
>slaps a non-official warning on it and keeps walking

Cool guy. Very close to retirement so he took up a lower pressure job on a campus police force. Then he found he hated dealing with students, so he did his best to avoid most of them.

>>34711404
I once caught two employees fucking behind a dumpster on camera. Went out back, grabbed a hose the maintenance had hooked up because they had been hosing down grass seed during the day, and hosed both dumbasses down with freezing water screaming "DOWN BOY, GET OFF OF HER."

They ended up filing a complaint with the company itself, but it skated when our Contract holder got the footage and thoroughly lost it.

>>34722871
13$ I can't complain it's easy work

If you're going to do armed consider dispensary for weed although higher risk they pay anywhere from 14-20+

Armed Security Operator (Not joking, actual meme tier job title)

Major Energy Conglomerate in the Northouse Western US
$70k/yr before overtime (10hrs built in because minimum manning) plus annual incentive

M&P 15 primary/ 40 secondary

Minimum experience for interview was 10yrso LE/Milike (7/12 hired are all SF or SWAT)

Nifty detail but we have all DoD branches represented.

SMG/SBRsand Bolt Actions are being floated to leadership.

99.9% of the time the reality is they hired WAYYYYY above what's necessary. But the facility we protect has so much national signifigance that I'm constantly shocked it's in private hands.

Sometimes we joke that the facility is just an elaborate ruse to hide aliens or a living breathing JFK hidden in the basement.

>>34726680

Also I just finished a 12hr day shift that was mostly rooftop and perimeters so I'm not even spell checking and mostly likely will be in bed soon. I'm typing like a drunken stroke patient if that's not obvious already.

Idk how to feel about security work. I seriously don't mind but at my current post I think I should be salaried because I have to come in whenever they need me and I'm far exceeding the amount of desk work that most of the people above me are doing. Not only that, I'm contract security, AND I'm taking over the tasks that the actual company's security was supposed to be handling. Yet I'm still making less than 15/hr. I was about to get a supervisor position but it was filled by someone from my old company and the key reason why I'm in this situation is the root cause of everything before. no goddamned post-high edu because my single parent has a spending problem.

tldr I get to pretend like I'm doing something worthwhile and sustainable when talking to my peers. But in reality I'm barely making it and I want to find work that's at least exciting while I'm still young.

tldr still? better than most retail or manual labor positions. worse than everything outside of that.

>>34726680
>>34726703
Boring job or has shit ever happened?

>>34726836

Different company initiatives cause protesters to show up occasionally but Obama era policies pretty much guarantee us readily available support from local PD ( Which let us join in on the fun if they're actually on our property).

We've shot down drones and gotten away with it due to the same Obama infrastructure acts.

Wildlife have email zero respect for our fencing. After a coyote attacked an employee we've been authorized to pop coyotes from the roof when employees are away due to holidays.

>>34726931
>calling the cops on annoying protestors
>shooting down drones
>causally sniping coyotes

Man I want that job.

Is that guy that guards a weed farm still around?

>>34719207
actually yes,so many things in life and he becomes a mcdonalds cashier.