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/k/ humor thread
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>>34704222
This is humor, this is just being a dickhead and vandalizing someone's presumably expensive drone.
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>>34704257
>t. dronefag
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>>34704257
At least the spear thrower paid compensation for the owner.

Nonetheless, damn good throw.
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>>34704257
You have obviously never been at a medieval fair or other such event.

These pieces of shit are annoying, break your immersion, are fucking everywhere and are probably illegally used in the first place, what with lacking permission for filming random people. Fuck drones at medieval fairs.
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>>34704257

>not thinking it's awesome once you get that footage and also get your drone replaced
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>>34704216
>chad owning a suppressor

Yeah right, Chad only owns the loudest guns known to man, he wants everyone to hear his shots
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>>34704303
Public filming is legal in most western countries.

>>34704282
Damn right I'm a drone owner, people need to keep their hands off someone's property.
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>>34704257
All drones deserve to get shot. Fuck off lolbertarian retard.
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A classic
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>>34704316
>getting your shit vandalized by some larping nerd is funny
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>>34704319
Not when your property is an annoyance to the public.

You cant play "muh property" card when you force people to listen to your buzzing drone on their own event.
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>>34704319
It's illegal to fly over private property, which is what most of these fairs and events are put up on.
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>>34704222
This is why you don't mess with sea raiders
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>>34704319
This. The triggering over four-rotor model helicopters is literally California-tier scary salt gun triggering

>>>34704322
My hobby is okay no matter how disruptive, but if I so much as notice anybody else's, it should be destroyed

Sorry, Hillary lost.
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>>34704319
>>34704384
My rounds will be private property too when they'll be propelled at supersonic speeds through your brain.
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>>34704341
Your property would not be vandalized if you had some common sense and left people alone.
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>>34704257
>This is humor
So I guess we're on equal terms then :^)
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>>34704216
These will never not be hilarious to me
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>>34704384
>My hobby is okay no matter how disruptive,

Go ahead. Be an annoying piece of shit and risk having your head smashed in return.
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>My hobby is okay no matter how disruptive, but if I so much as notice anybody else's, it should be destroyed

If you want to set up a drone flying course feel fucking free, but stop trying to "muh property" when you're annoying people on public or even THEIR PRIVATE land
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>>34704390
Please return to PR, Mr. Lulz. Your people need you.
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>>34704319
You're one of those faggots who would wave their hand in front of someone's face and say "I'm not touching you!" in elementary school, weren't you?
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someone post muhreen comics so i can save them when i get home pls
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>>34704222
If it were a scifi festive the guy would have been in the wrong for spear a drone. But it wasn't, it was a renaissance fair.

Spearman perfectly in his right to spear the flying sky devil.
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Drones are fucking annoying. Literally every time you see somebody with one, they're flying it right over people's heads and laughing when they look up at it or get angry. It's basically a "safer" way for nu-males to pick on people, since they're not physically capable of fucking with someone in person.
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>>34704222
Norse Warrior ------> Normie Dron
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>>34704257
Yup, if I saw shit like this in person I would walk up to him and suckerpunch him.
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>>34704452
sauce?
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>>34704257
>Waaahhh, what do you mean I should mind my own business?!
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>>34704441
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>>34704427
>>34704391
At least the drone community isn't as retarded as the gun community.
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>>34704563
Just fuck off already, you butt hurt narcissist.
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>>34704563
You've proven otherwise.
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>>34704535
Savior (1998)
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>>34704520
>and suckerpunch him.

Drone fags confirmed for cowardly betas.

Tell me beta, what will you do when your sucker punch will fail? Go on your knees and beg?
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>>34704520
> You try to suckerpunch the spearman.
> He pulls a dagger.
> You're now surrounded by a bunch of angry medieval people.
> rip samefag droneboy, too retarded for his own good
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>>34704563
>>>reddit
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>>34704563
The fact that you've stayed this long to defend your fucking idiotic "hobby" shows that it really isn't. Walk away, be a big boy :^)
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>>34704520
>sucker punch a guy in a crown filled with people with swords
youll just pull out your obrez and get high fives and blowjobs from the atf after you blast them right?
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>>34704563
>Nyah nyah nyah, I'm flying right over your head and there's nothing you can do about it
>Hey don't hit my drone that's my private property
>You're on your private property, so what
>HEY YOU CAN'T KNOCK MY DRONE OUT OF THE AIR THAT'S MY PROPERTY WAAAAAAAHHH
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>>34704216
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these posts all suck
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>>34704216
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>>34704647
I like to imagine that what happened in reality after that transmission was
>some dude with the callsign "Dustcropper 22" asks for his speed readout in a ridiculous southern accent
>the controller goes "Reading... two knots? What? Are you a helicopter?"
>"Naw this is Jim Billy Bob in mah Bensen, I'm going full blast but I seem to be getting some headwind!"
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>>34704563
But that's where you're wrong, kiddo.
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>>34704319
I filmed a couple making love with my drone, doesn't make it legal tho.
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>>34704303
>break your immersion

there is a line of like 20 cars in the back and being immersed is for fucking plebs, that's like going to an anime convention and getting mad at someone for not cosplaying.
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>>34705361
>Margarita and pepperoni
God i fucking hate this country, people here are so afraid of any other pizza than Capriciossa or Pepperoni. Everytime you go to a party it's
>I DON'T LIKE MEAT
>I DON'T WANT THAT
and in the end you are left with 5 boxes of Capriciossa or Pepperoni.
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>>34705406
They don't do Capriciossa in pizza hut Afghanistan.
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I don't know what it is about the bongs on here but they do the best stories and greentexts
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>>34704647
as told from the man himself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg73GKm7GgI

there's also a story about them doing a flyby in england where they went the slowest they've ever been:

http://www.planeandpilotmag.com/article/speed-is-life/#.WX4-A7Lyu00
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>search thread
>no koko the loco
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>>34704317
Chad owns a 16 inch barrel .308 Saiga with an improperly mounted bipod and tapco mags. Probably never seen a drop of oil and jams every 4 rounds.
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>>34705438
>>34705422
>>34705361
>>34705357
>I don't know what it is about the bongs on here but they do the best stories and greentexts
Agreed, i think these four are from that one british guy.
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>>34705486
He also uses promags and shoots overpriced rebranded steel case ammo from academy>>34705486
9
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>>34704216
Someone posted one of these in another thread that was virgin the elder scrolls and chad skyrim does anyone have it
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>>34705499
I gotchu b.
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>>34704282
Idk, that's could either be a $400 or $1000+ drone, would you like if I dropped your sig from 50 feet up onto the concrete? No? Okay.
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>>34704319
What've you get? I've got a Mavic but I don't get to fly it all too much. What post processing software do you use?
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>>34704257
The spear thrower immediately regretted his impulsive decision and paid back the owner. The owner wasn't even mad cause he thought it was kickass. The fair itself erected a little monument to commemorate the event.
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>>34705391
Probably didn't need the last two panels desu
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>all the anti drone samefagging in this thread
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>>34704647
Its got some dry humor in it. It isn't funny though, just awesome. Saved.
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>>34705648
There's a right to bear arms, not a right to have a drone.
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>>34705548
thanks fa m
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>>34704222
In America this is the same crime as shooting down a 747.

The FAA is retarded.
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>>34705601

Eh, the facial expression in the last panel is worth it

It's not Buckley tier
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>>34705726
It's almost like every federal agency is a corrupt hive of incest and favors that look for any reason to expand their power and income.
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hi twitter
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>>34704367
>Not when your property is an annoyance to the public.
>You can't play "muh property" card when you force people to listen to your barking dog on their own event.
I hope nobody ever spears your dog, but you deserve the grief.
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>>34705525
What is the context of this thread?
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>>34704390
In Capitalist Russia, bourgeoisie SWATs you.
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>>34705779
I belive it was someone talking about secret US Military war games about a american civil war scenario.
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>>34704222
I got the impression that this was an accident.
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>>34704257
What >>34705582 said. Here is the runestone they erected.
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>>34704554
great, but the medic with his arms free kinda ruins it
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>>34704668
Lösch das would be correct

Lösch dies works as well but sound like you're from the 18th century
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>>34704464
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>>34704257
iirc, the axe thrower and the drone owner are now bros becasue of this. Owner apologized for ruining immersion, and the axe thrower paid for the repair/replacement. The owner now dresses his drone up as a dragon at these fairs.
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>>34704554
Tactical pink thong, i love it
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>>34704375
It actually isn't. You can legally be hovering outside your neighbors window, 6 feet above his back yard, and it's perfectly legal. Found that out when I caught my neighbors drone with a fishing net.
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>>34705913
Kill yourself, samefag. You're not getting me with your gook drone tricks.
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>>34705954
kek
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>>34704216
>>34705548
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>>34705873
awesome
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>>34705481
MR Slobodan, remove this kebab!
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>>34706022
I'm working on it, so fuck off
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>>34704533
>after the shooting some of the victims saw christian bale in the hospital
>some of them even got to see heath ledger
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>>34704533
> hans zimmer writes aurora
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oTbyENpX58
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>>34705900
>dresses the drone up as a dragon
Based drone bro
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>>34704390
That's one hell of a security system.
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classic
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>>34705357
>Blood and body parts everywere
>Everybody ok
I just want to enjoy some reading, dammit.
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>>34704216
>no "safety, always off" for the chad
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>>34704397
How is that funny in this case ? It doesn't relate to Stalker much...
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>>34706297
OF THE GOATS
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>>34706300
He's Chad not god damn Cyrus
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>>34706319
Cyrus was a total chad you you know it.
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>>34706332
Cyrus is worse than Chad, he's fucking dickhead Cyrus.
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>>34706216
What are those shiny pellets? They look like zippo flints.
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>>34704448
C'mon anon we all did that
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>>34706297
it was the goat you retard
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>>34705873
MY SIDES HAVE SEEN MY ANCESTORS
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>>34704257
I bet you were crying for the death of the father who shot down a drone spying on his daughter
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>>34704382
they will drink from your skull
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>>34704390
Holy fuck. How did he not accidentally shoot the original guy
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>>34704367
Not when your property is an annoyance to the public.

You cant play "muh property" card when you force people to listen to your banging gun within a miles radius
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>>34704303
> lacking permission for filming random people
In most countries it is perfectly legal to film people and you can't do shit about it. Publishing said recordings is another matter.
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>>34706370
gunpowder
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>>34705481
Mr. Slobodan, remove this kebab!
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>>34706547
Wouldn't it make more sense to hold the skull upside down, or does that ruin the joke?
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>>34705913
Not everywhere; in (((New York))), there are special property rights for airspace.
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>>34705873
Fukin noice
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>>34706509
What are blanks.
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>>34705971
So not even that other kike, I got fined by the cops for destroying my neighbors drone because he called the cops on me. So neck yourself faggot and don't assume anyone imparting a first hand experience is the same faggot as a drone loving shill.
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>>34706370
Candy
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>>34707524
Belka Stronk!
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>>34706370
Kitten larva. People don't really realize how small they start out.
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could someone post the screencap of Anon deer hunting with his fists?
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>>34708628
2/2
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>>34705873
nice!
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>>34705548
>advances at a perfect 0 degree bearing to the quest marker at all times
i do this
FUCK mountains
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>>34707524
>>34707562

What exactly is Belka? I've never heard of it before.
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>>34708630
>Chinese neighbors
>Flashbacks to Vietnam
>Not waves of Chinks at the Chosin

It's like you're not even trying
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>>34705848
>lol hey, check this out
>anon's skinny arms struggled to hoist the Cold Steel spear onto his shoulder
>he attempts to take a step and throw, but the lack of exercise and the already enormous burden of tin foil armor and a spear he bought ith his mom's credit card throw him off balance.
>he stumbles, managing to catch himself. in his moment of discombobulation he lunged out with his hands, ready to make impact with the ground
>the spear is nowhere to be seen, and what appears to be a white toy helicopter is smoking and sparking on the ground
>as anon turns to face his LARPing compatriots and attempt to endure stares of pity, shame, and ridicule, the sound of sirens materializes in the distance
>several vans pull up to the Renaissance Fair marked FAA,
>in this moment, anon knew he had fucked up
>before he know it he was being handcuffed on the ground with a boot on his back and a knee on his neck
>the officer leans down and whispers into anon's ear
>"This is the same crime as shooting down a 747."
>>34705726
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>>34708690
Fictional country in the Ace Combat series. Built up its millitary and designed a huge AA laser array before it invaded its neighbors. When a couple of mercenaries flew in and blew up its death ray then turned its army to scrap, Belka BTFO and nuked itself to prevent the allies from invading.

They spent the next decade infiltrating the government of the US and USSR analogues so they could manipulate them into fighting a war leaving them both vulnerable in order for Belka to reclaim its rightful place of power. When that got discovered Belka tried to nuke them from orbit, but it turns out when their space station's control center was designed they didn't envision pilots stupid enough to fly through miles of giant tunnels in order to blow it up. Which is kind of silly because the history of the Ace Combat universe is full of pilots dumb enough to fly through small spaces in order to blow up superweapons.
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>>34704511
Your life is sad.
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>>34708830
Is it really dumb if it's worked multiple different times throughout history?
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>>34708618
to be fair, witches could easily BTFO the entire US fleet in the pacific with little trouble...
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>>34708949
did they have any power more than an ordinary airplane (with a single cannon)

they also didn't even bear bombs
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>>34705873

That's fucking badass
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>>34704441
Kek, didnt realise someone capped it, I was the 'room in here for two' poster
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>>34708973
They have a huge variety of weapons to choose from, but they mostly use machine guns in the anime due to the nature of the enemy they're fighting. There's no reason to assume they couldn't be given bombs or missiles if they were facing human foes.

They also have a variety of different powers; healing, magic attacks, short insight into the future, long distance vision, etc. Plenty of these would give them an excellent advantage in combat against human enemies.

However, the squads are made up of multiple nationalities, so the aces in the 501st and 502nd wouldn't all be present in a scenario where the US and Japan are at war.
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>>34709038
>Let's Make The Player Jesus

Agnus Dei confirmed as greatest track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZBoiW460nU
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>>34704441
I'm 99.9 percent sure that's been around longer than those post times say it has.
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>>34706547
I personally would have just plugged the eyes with some clay or something.
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>>34705453
>>34705521
I don't believe you
This guy can't be real
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>>34705005
Fuck you guys I had to teach myself land nav they didn't do dick to prep us for it.
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>>34706107
>authentic Russian AK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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>>34705481
MR. SLOBODAN, REMOVE THIS KEBAB!
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>>34704482
>Three hits close to the vitals
>Bear is still up
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR FALLING FOR THE "10mm is packing for bears" MEME
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>>34706107
>Authentic Russian AK

>some bastardized micro gun in 7.62 tokarev.
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>>34708593
Damn I had no idea they were so huge and disgusting.
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>>34709604
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>>34709604
>disgusting
baka
would hug one in an instant
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>>34704391
Quit trying to act tough faggot
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>>34709559
>Beretta 92FS frame on the bottom left 5 panel
>10mm
Pick one 9mm fag
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>>34704216
>The Chad Stalker
Gets ambushed by bandits. Has to watch his friends die painfully and slowly. The ones that run from the gunfight find anomalies. Gets captured, all his fancy guns are taken. Becomes Sultan's fucboi.
>The Virgin Innawoods
Watches the ambush and ensuing gunfight from safety. Takes ammo and supplies from Chad's fallen bros. Lives to inna-zone another day.
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>>34704222
>can't beat dem dr-
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>>34709143
Patrician taste, buddy.
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>>34705481
Mister Slobodan, Remove this, kebab
>>
testing, is this post sill considered spam you fucking faggot mods.
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>>34710013
reddit
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>>34705873
Would deface desu
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>>34709142
*blocks your path*
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>>34710056
I would unironically buy that
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>>34704222
>>34704257
i'll play devils advocate and say i think it's a dick move it could of been a decent video that could help promote the event and maybe get some people interested in going to it.

regardless of how you feel about drones they are great for getting a good view of events.
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>>34707505
Next time, destroy your neighbour.
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>>34710861
Same desu
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>>34705481
Mr. Slobodan, remove this kebab
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>>34709504
Is that the guy who reviews ancient military rations?
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>>34709352
Yeah, plug it with more skulls, baby skulls
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>>34705913
Minimum 83 feet is airspace (United States v. Causby)
You got jewed.
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>>34706216
>One hit from this and it's all over
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>>34704647
Its way funnier to have the pilot himself tell the story here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg73GKm7GgI
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>>34711224
Whoah, apparently I did, but that states 365 feet in your supreme court ruling. Causby was compensated for all use of his airspace between 83 and 365 feet because anything above 365 feet is considered public highways and falls in the public domain. Meh, I only got a citation for $35 and that neighbor got his house repossessed last November.
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>>34706589
FUCK YOU
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>>34711288
Serves the fucker right.
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>>34706589
Which is why I don't have neighbors for 4 and a half miles.
Rural Midwest best Midwest. Must suck being an urbanite.
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>>34711312
Shoot all the guns and fly all the drones you want then senpai, i was just pointing him out as a hypocrite for a hobby making annoying noises, when our joint hobby makes even worse noises
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>>34711328
You forget to factor in the fact that shooting a gun without good reason (self- or home-defense, hunting on public land, or shooting at a range designated as such) can be construed as reckless discharge, especially in urban or densely populated suburban areas.
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>>34711360
Flying a drone over other people propriety can be interpreted in the same manner
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>>34709143
MOBIUS 1, FOX 2
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>>34705486
>>34705498
>still gets groupings beyond mechanical accuracy of the firearm
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>>34704492
Sauce? I dig the police tank.
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>>34705486
>>34705498
What's the matter, pussies? Chad bang some coworker that doesn't even realize you exist that you've been lusting after?
Chad can afford guns that make women hot, not shitty milsurp. He'll shoot and bang the stuff of your dreams and while he may not know as much about guns as you autists, he knows pussy like you can't even imagine.
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>>34711418
>on /k/
>doesn't know Chad
Lurk moar kid
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>>34711367
Yes, but that is a form of trespass and only on other people's property. The gun situation would be "Disturbing the peace" or "Unlawful use of a firearm" depending on the prosecution's feelings about the case, even on your property.
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>>34704543
I feel cheated. Nothing batshit hilarious ever happened to me in bootcamp.
>we had one guy who was forced to drink gatorade using a fork, but thats about it
>>
Is this humor?
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>>34711533
I found it funny.
Maybe because I read the subs in a British accent, but funny nonetheless.
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>>34704257
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>>34705391
He fired multiple shots.
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Is humor yes?
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>>34711533
Bwahaha this is beyond crazy. What's the source for this?
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>>34705873
Just imagine future archeologists face.
>We have found a runestone that is at least a thousand years younger than the youngest of its kind
>In it a saxon warrior is depicted slaying a flying monstrosity
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>>34708531
What weapon should that be though?
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>>34711533

Gerber knives are complete fucking trash.

Same with their multi-tools.

Fell for that meme awhile ago, got a few products. Would have rather ran a drill through my kneecaps instead of do that again.

Been a fan of TOPS for awhile now, worth. (pls no shill accusations)
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>>34705954
"I love my mataver"
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>>34705481
Mr. Slobodan, remove this kebab
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>>34704222
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>>34711679
>"i have lifted for this all my life"
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>>34711142
Its not the guy, its THE Steve!
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>>34708639
>Not turning your dead into diamonds
Faggots
>>
>>
>>34705481
MR Slobodan, remove this kebab!
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>>34710056
>it's also a gun
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>>34706318
>>34706427
How did they fit a goat in an ammo box?
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>>160538686
Sofiel is already Gabriels fucktoy.
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>>34712049
?
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>>34711533
sub aside, i don't get why he tried to baton when he used a fucking hatchet on the blade
>>
>>34705548
Do you have the "chad rampage" one where he is punching people to death with his bare hands the mayor gives him the key to the city and he gets a standing ovation at his trial.
>>
>>34712040
FUCK YOU I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DEAL YOU FUCKING NIGGERS ON /k/ OR /pol/ IT'S BAD ENOUGH I ACTUALLY HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH YOU FAGGATROCIOUS NIGGERS ON /trash/
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>>34705553
My sig wouldn't be hovering above your private property.
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>>34709583
>micro ak in 7.62 tok
Shut up and take my money
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>>34711242
HAH! Well done.
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>>34705553
Least my Sig would still work if dropped from 50ft :^)
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>>34704319
You should keep your property out of people's faces then fag. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
>>
>>34706509
not rubber bullets?
>>
>>34705481
mr slobodan, remove this kebab
>>
>>34708639
I cry everytime.
>>
>>34711242
>One hit from brain cancer
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>>34704303
Flying drone over people other than those operating the drone or part of the flying team is illegal under FAA regulations. The medieval drone hunter did well by stopping the drone from mowing down this entire crowd of good lads.
>>
>>34711199
>Wine begins to leak out of four baby eye holes
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>>34704319
>The drone shouldn't have crashed into the privately owned spear!

I didn't have a problem with them until some creeper started filming kids in our neighborhood pools and playground.

Now I'm inclined suspect anyone with a drone of suspicious behavior!
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>>34706297

Of the goats.

>>34709448

He is. I've seen him.
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>>34712574
>The guy who pulls the trigger starts running!

Priceless
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>>34711405
Its dominion tank police
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>>34704533
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>>34704303
He was hired by the event to film and get the shots.
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>>34704375
Unless you're, say, getting paid by the event organizers to do that aerial photography.
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>>34711679
I count 26 muzzle flashes.
Thats not including the three krauts getting noscoped one-handed.
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>>34712497
>Wasn't over the crowd, was filming it from an oblique angle
>Was hired by the event to film
Drone reactionaries are such shits.
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>>34711679
I didn't like how no one ever reloaded in that movie
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>>34704216
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>>34711959

Honestly, after enough time in service, I really don't think military culture/inside joke memes are all that funny.

It's mostly written by 18-25 y/o tryhards with mediocre intelligence who honestly find "lol so army" to be funny or want to show everyone on FB their dank military memes.
>>
does anyone have that one screencap about that one anon talking about wearing her wife's or gfs I dun remmbur tight jeans,talking about tight pants tighter groupings accidentally reveal he was also wearing panties and post the whole ass when he was callled out?
>>
>>34712975
you mean
>does anyone else wear the gf's jeans while operating around the house
?
which then turned very gay, very quickly?
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>>34712975
This?
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>>34705481
Mr. Slobodan, remove this kebab
>>
>>34713365
what a gross comic
>>
>>34713365
Why do I get the vibe that comic was made by a furry.
>>
>>34712999
EXCELLENT! GODSPEED YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
>>
>>34711259
Oh man what a story teller. Thanks for the link anon
>>
>>34709604
What? Russians aren't that bad
>>
>>34706370
Modern extruded smokeless gunpowder. It also has water-repellent treatment.
>>
>>34713365
>>34713395
Oldschool Hustler magazine had it right.
>>
>>34704257
>hey let me film you guys without permission it's ok lol I have a drone lol stop complaining your just jealous you cant afford one lol
>>
>>34713757
>Implying you need to get every individual's permission when you are hired by the event
>>
>Implying every single one of you would not weaponise a drone to use against other drones in some kind of aerial robot wars
>>
>>34713757
>>34713812

even if they didn't get permission i highly doubt you'd be able to press charges on someone for using a drone to get footage of a renfest. now if you were using it and just following a person around without their consent, sure that'd be pushing it.

but if what people are saying is true the spearchucker paid the guy back and they're range buddies now or whatever so no harm done i guess, it was just super impulsive and dumb of the guy.
>>
>>34713921
Now, it is a problem if you're using it to invade someone's privacy on their own private property, but expecting not to be filmed or photographed at a public event is ludicrous.
>>
The spearchucker case is one thing. Drones as such is another. I see no difference between a drone with a camera, and a guy with a camera, when they enter private or closed property..Cameras are all around us and increasingly we cannot protect ourselves from them. Your small kids are bathing in the pool in the backyard? The distance between the picture being taken and being posted to a mass distribution webside is merely seconds. But where you could in theory run after the guy with the camera taking your kids' pictures over your fence, there is no way to chase the drone. Shooting it down is illegal even if it is clearly legally trespassing.

A few month ago we had a NATO exercise here. There were literally dozens of drones hovering around, mocking the fact that photographing was illegal.

Perhaps we will see the day when drones become illegal. Probably after some high level politicians have been filmed partying with hookers and coke, but even so. I won't be mourning.
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>>34712909
Story?
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>>34711533
shit-tier BG knives
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>>34708932
Underrated
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>>34705481
Mr. Slobodan. Remove Kebabs plz.
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>>34704699
Holy shit this is old
>>
>>
>>34705715
Boom.
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>>34705481
Mr. Slobodan, remove this kebab
>>
Mr slobodan, remove this kebab.
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>>34705481
Mr Slobodan, remove this kebab
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>>34714460
I want
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>>34712574
"Ivan you fucking idiot"
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>>34711679
What movie is this?
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>>34712857
>Krauts
They're Japs, dummy
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>>34705481
Mr. Slobodan, remove this kebab
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>>34712511
Why are baby skulls so disgustingly porous, senpai?
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>>34714783
So they can squeeze a little on the way through the vagina.
Provide room for the brain to grow to full size.
>>
>>34704563
You are an idiot. I don't see the gun community forcing manned aircraft to stop their firefighting efforts because they want to be featured on the nightly news.

You drone morons ruined it for the fixed-wing/rotary wing community who actually liked learning about small aircraft and how to actually fly them.

You don't even fly your stupid drone. You drive it. The software keeps it stabilized.
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Blow out soon stalker
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>>34715027
>Implying the gun community didn't have tons of stupid, irresponsible people early on
>Or today
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>>34711839
I quite liked my Gerber's that my dad gave me, but they were all super old so it might be a case of getting worse over time.

I liked my Kershaw's as well, until the tip broke off one and the other was left in the sun so its pink... And also was used to dullness.
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>>34712764
If only they had full-fledged snouts.
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>>34711530
Greentext it.
It's not about the quality, it's about the delivery.
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>>34710193
Witches are incredibly agile, and small. Literally the size of teenage girls, so even detecting them with 1940s era RADAR would be nigh impossible. Experimental striker units have also been shown to reach supersonic/near supersonic speeds, although that was a single German unit, most are much more limited.

With enough flak and shit going up you might slow them down, but powerful witches will be able to block everything that might hit them with ease. Even weaker witches will be able to hold their own. They can fly lower and remain undetected far longer than conventional aircraft of the time. While they are limited in the arms they can carry, they'd definitely fuck up your day if they were sent against humans.
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>>34715427
>Witches are incredibly agile, and small. Literally the size of teenage girls, so even detecting them with 1940s era RADAR would be nigh impossible.

even the most archaic radars can detect birds if you tune them to do so
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>>34715427
ah yes anti-missile missiles and the like can only hit things the size of ICBM's, how could I forget
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>>34715473
At that level you're going to pick up a ton of meaningless signal clutter, too.
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>>34715473
Sure, but then you're picking up all sorts of erroneous shit too.

In some fictional world war 2 scenario where witches exist, the alien things didn't invade, and multiple countries developed striker units all at the same time, I don't think that witches would be used in large scale battles at all. There just isn't enough of them able to fly at the same time to make it worthwhile, and they're too lightly armed to really do serious damage. Maybe you could send a few up with a bomber detachment to help protect bombers, or with a group of fighters going to intercept some bombers, but there wouldn't really be enough to make it all that useful.

I think they'd excel as saboteurs though. They're fast, can reach distant targets easily, and are small enough to remain undetected for a lot longer than an airplane. Send 2 or 3 into enemy territory with TNT or something and have them destroy roads, bridges, tunnels, etc. They can get in and get out quickly, and it will be difficult for the enemy to pick them up.
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>>34711642
Well yeah he didn't get the squirrel on the first one
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>>34704222
What an asshole.
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>>34715645
Read the thread. The spearthrower immediately regretted and paid for a new drone, and the drone owner wasn't even mad, he thought it was badass. In the end, they even made a runestone remembering it.
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>>34714576
Hacksaw Ridge
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>>34707524
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>>34714460
D E U S V U L T
E
U
S

V
U
L
T
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>>34712574
>"I shoot cannon now dimitry?"

>"No Ivan wait!"

>"Dammit Ivan, now you've killed vasily!"

>"Ivan?"
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>>34704216
There is absolutely nothing wrong with flecktarn
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>>34715072
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>>34705481
mr slobodan please remove kebabs from greece
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