How do I show off my muscles and carry at the same time?

Lube up that pistol and shove it up ur butt.

>>34703872
Stop being a faggot.

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>>34703872
If you're going to look that much like a douche you might as well go all the way.

>>34703872
is that ben affleck's head photoshopped onto The Rock's body?

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>>34703918
>faux leather strapes wieghed down around the warmest part of the body.

yes OP, the intensity of your douchiness will only be matched by the intensity of your swamp ass.

>>34703950
lol i think you're right.

>>34703954
I just quick googled fanny pack carrying. That does look it would be a swampy nightmare here in florida.

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>>34703872
Yes OP. Go Alpha Omega. Take that shirt off and sling an AR15 across that sun tanned lotion glistening back of yours. Patrol the beaches and boardwalks and remind these betas what a real man looks like.

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>>34703989
or anywhere that gets over 80 degrees, and god forbid youre wearing jeans or any material unfriendly to moisture

>>34704127
Are those fucking zip ties on the left?

>"special" forces

>>34704235
Zip ties were used to secure POWs. Lightweight and strong enough if locked at the wrist.

t. Put zip ties on POWs

>tfw I've CCd a full size 1911 in a bro tank and frat shorts before

Just get a tank top made out of thick T shirt material and a good holster. Those super thin, soft bro tanks print like a motherfucker

>>34703881
/thread

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Your muscles are your open carry weapons.

>>34703872

With a fucking holster, like you do in any attire. 0/10 bad bait.

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>>34703872
pull out your minuscule cock and everyone will be laughing to hard to notice your cc

>>34703872
??? Wear a tank top that isn't skin tight you fucking metro faggot. I'm 5'11 200lb and I wear my appropriate sized tank top and I have zero issues carrying

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Open carry two Deagle brand Deagle in custom made arm holsters.

>>34706348

>fat Manlet
>faggot

Literally the same thing.

>>34704281

I believe he's talking about the zip ties on the optic.

>>34707188
>5'11
>manlet
what has the world come to

>>34703872
Have you heard of urban carry holster?

>>34707536
>replying to retard shitposters

>>34707568
Kill yourself
>>34703872
Glock 17, I got a good deal on one earlier

>>34703872
Open carry and get a "Obama can't ban these guns" shirt that has arrows pointing to your biceps and also to your actual gun