What do you stash in here

A condom obviously

Movie tickets.

Tactical skittles obviously

Egg vibrators for deer hunting.

cr2032, pair of earplugs, that's about it.

>>34701882
Single extra bullet in case of capture

>>34701882
A tiny AR-15

>>34701882
Oiled boresnake for now

>>34701882
A glock

>>34701910
top kek

>>34701882
One last bullet.

>>34701892
>>34701913

In all seriousness, combine these (subbing your battery of choice) and you have the objectively correct answer.

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>>34702022
I like that feeling that I'm ready...

>>34702033
God dammit, wrong lube.

>>34701882

weed

Tax stamp and a small nuclear fission reactor to power my optic and light.

>>34701882
Ear plugs in case of break in, or forgetting hearing protection before going out shooting.

>>34702057
>Ear plugs
Good.
>in case of break in
I'm not sure that would work out so good.

>>34702110
Takes very little time to keep your ears from blowing out. Plus, when I was younger I worked with them 8 hours a day. Can still hear a fucker just fine with them, and if I need to fire the rifle inside, then the next day won't be EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34702122
They take time to expand, they're going to occupy your hands as you put them in, and most importantly they're stuck up in the grip of your fucking rifle. Keep some Peltors on the door handle, fuck.

>>34702146
I'm drunk, so I'll take it as a suitable analog for sleep grogginess. From hand off position to hand back in position to control the rifle took about 4 seconds and some change. Ears in, no problem (get the corded variety) They take practically no time to expand, and less than it takes me to get downstairs to see what's up. It's a basic bitch backup that is better to have than not. So be honest, there's really no argument NOT to have them just in case, and you're just digging your heels into the ground to argue. It really seems that way. Won't hold it against you though, I know I've done it plenty.

>>34701919
Yeah because they'll totally let you keep your gun.

>>34702220
They won't get the chance dumb dumb

>>34702244
dayyyum double double smack down. Doubters BTFO

A swarm of bees.

>>34702209
Still quicker to slap the Peltors on, because they're not stuck up in your grip. Backup is fine, but actually planning to use them is full retard.

A zip tie and a piece of flannel

>>34702289
>planning to make use of a backup is retarded. There's no chance the primary won't be available in any way ever.

Take a minute, step back, consider what you've said. Plus, clearly not 'stuck' in the grip, they come right out, just tested that. Sharing a home with a wife means shit gets moved, but the ear plugs are always with the rifle. You're arguing a nonsense point for no reason, and I'm the one that's too deep in a bottle of knob creek, take a break son.

>>34702306
If the niggers have managed to steal your earmuffs your plan is already fucked.

>>34702312
Wives move shit. Especially the nearer you get to the bedroom. Calm down friend, it's going to be ok.

Telescopic dildo
One suicide bullet

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>>34701921
I don't know. It's gotta be a huge pistol grip then.

>>34702036
Kek

>>34702057
Just keep a pair of head phones hung on a wall. Not that hard m8

>>34701882
Pair of ear plugs in case I forget mine on range day and some allen wrenches for my optic.

>>34702393
>Literally arguing against the back ups, when I already have electronic hearing protection in the bedroom, but prefer back up hearing protection that is always with the rifle just in case.

How am I drunk but the only one making sense?

>>34702376
You don't need a single bullet for suicide when you have a hoard of enemies shooting at you and don't know you're dry. Besides, on the off chance that heaven is real, suicide bans you from entry.

>>34702421
M8, if there is a hoard of unarmed niggers slamming down my door you bet I'm suiciding. I'm not getting ass raped or tortured by them.

>>34702418
Presumably the other guy is just being contrarian for the fun, or because he can't admit you're objectively correct.
I've used rifle slings with a small pocket for earplugs for precisely the same reason.

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>>34701882
Cherry and lemon Starbursts.

>>34702269
i think he means to kill himself with m8

>>34702475
Damn he's good...

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>>34702425
Unarmed nigs are not as stupid as you think. They do actually run from gunshots.

>>34702523
Kek

>>34701882
Spare battery for light, spare battery for sight, sight adjustment tool. Allen wrench. Pair of ear plugs.

>>34702523
So many Hi-Points in that video

>>34702289
Nobody actively plans on using a backup. That's what they're for.
When shit hits the fan and every plan you had falls apart you still have your backup.
It may not be the best solution but it's better than nothing.

>>34702523
Now I have to wonder what are in all those boxes

>>34702621
Just random convenience store products.

>>34701882
SBR paperwork.

Ounce of weed

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>>34701882
Earpro and lunch money.

>>34702283
bee related back up best back up

>>34702676
I'm no guns and no brains, but if I owned a rifle that I wanted to make into an SBR, I wouldn't give a shit about giving my tax money to the man. I'd just grab a hacksaw and shorten that barrel the old fashioned way.

>>34702486
Not that anon but it's painfully obvious he knew that.

The whole issue is the false belief that in the event of capture, you'll be able to drop your position, open your grip, throw the round in the chamber, and shoot yourself.
Usually you are just shot in the back or side.

If running out of ammo is what happens and you're down to that one last round; you're a retard with no logistical thought or support and should be ended anyway.

>>34702818
Ok ATF.

>>34702818
And end up a felon. A key-holing felon.

>>34701882
pr0n

>>34702832
Oh come on. The AFT isn't omnipotent. Anyone who saw my gun would probably assume it's legit, anyway.

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>>34702893
>I'm no guns and no brains
You proved it.

>>34702818
>No brains
You said it.

>>34702915
Really, it's not like I would actually be caught. You sound like a gun owner. Has an ATF lacky EVER stopped you at the range to ask for paper work on your SBR?

Anti-itch cream so I can survive the aftermath of cheap Chinese hookers.

>>34702951
Yes, on two different occasions.

>>34702951
Almost every time I go to the range with a folding ak I'm asked at least twice if it's legally an sbr because of said folding stock. And get the stink eye constantly for it.

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>>34701905

So underrated it hurts

>>34701882
Twinkie.

Whiskey for dutch courage

Batteries for red dot

>>34702418
Drunk at ~9 AM on a Sunday. The madman.

>>34702818
What is a crown? Also enjoy getting butt raped by Jamal.

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>>34701882
more ammo

>>34702033

I really really like this picture.

Grip Sand

>>34701910
/r/ing the screencap from that thread

>>34702818
>hacksaw straight through a 20" ar at the fsp base
>now you have a single-shot AR that spits flame out of the gas tube's exposed orifice and lobs an unstabilized 55gr slug out the barrel right below it
pretty metal tbf

>>34704716
shshshaah~