How would you stop godzilla /k/?

moab

I wouldnt. Godzilla is King.

>>34700755
moab [2]

>>34700763
>moab

Ok thats how he was created jackass you just made him stronger

>>34700755
.22lr to the skull.

>>34700755
I will strip naked, dump a bottle of canola oil on myself and run at him while flailing my arms and shouting in Russian

>>34700755
Volley fire with milsurps. He'll die eventually.

>>34700755
Id dick him down till a mothra erupted from my loins.

Massive tomahawk missile strike.

>>34700755
infest him with semites

>>34700789
>Shoot gozilla with .22lr
>Bounces around inside him and causes a nuclear blast
You just killed yourself too.

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>>34700811

build mecha godzilla but give him a revolver

>>34700755

Why the fuck would I kill him? Let him do his thing so the population can drop. If any thing, I'd fuck with him and lure him to Cali or Newyork, let him fuck those places up

>>34700890
Heavy redpill:
Godzilla is the good guy, mankind was always the antagonist.

>>34700907
/thread

.22 ratshot

>>34700780
MOAB is non-nuclear, you fuckhead.

1" DIA x 12" LG tungsten rods fired with a sabot from the largest artillery pieces I can get.

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I don't. I instead call down other Kaiju for some sick fights. However I like it away from Asia so it doesn't hurt any qt girls.

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Lots of masers.

>>34700755
Designated Monster free zone

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>>34701233

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>>34700755

>no Super X

It's like you aren't even trying to stop him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vSLJbBZwEQ

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>>34701288
https://youtu.be/s5LJrqYeuV4

>>34700755

shoot him with a Davey Crockett

>>34701323

>just making him stronger

onlypretendingtoberetarded.jpg

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>>34700755
Prtend to befriend him then get him to commit suicide through years of subtle emotional abuse.

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>>34701482
u ok buddy

>>34701488
I'm okay now, thankfully it was a long time ago.

>>34700755

I would never stop him. I am on his side. I hope he destroys humanity.

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>>34701482
He's already got friends

change the channel....

Oxygen Destroyer

t. /m/

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>>34700755
destroy godzilla with this bad boy

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>>34700755
This but 10000 times larger and deeper. Even if the spikes don't kill her, her small arms won't allow her to climb out of the hole. Then let it starve to death.

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>>34700755

>>34702287
thanks for the hearty unexpected kek m80

>>34700755
I'd chairforce the fuck out of him.

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>>34700755
Big hipoint shooting this

>>34700755
GIve him welfare, food stamps, EBT cards. He'll just lay around shiposting all day on his free tablet using his free wi-if.

>>34702287
Best post

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>>34702287
Holy shit

Lure him onto a Tokyo size catapult and launch him into space in the direction of Mars.
Now he either dies of lack of oxygen or becomes a problem for the Mars settlers in the future

>>34702696
So...
Make him a /b/ poster?

>>34702679
>slide would weigh ~two million pounds
fund it

>>34700986
Yeah you tell that down-syndromed autist, bro.

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>>34700755
Nuke the fucker

>>34703027

see

>>34700780

>>34701288
I was actually really surprised how effective the Super X was against Goji in the '84 film. It basically killed him for a short bit before he got hit by lightning and absorbed radiation at the same time.

Got chills when King G just dropped a fucking building on it.

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gotta be someway to turn him into a cute tsun girl

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>>34700763
>>34700775
FOAB

>>34703584
why do russians love "vacuum bombs" so much? apparently they were fascinated with them since they saw them being used in vietnam

afaik moab isn't thermobaric unlike this "foab"

>>34701976
Don't forget the freeze paste they used in shin godzillagelion

>>34703620
I love thermobaric bombs too. It's just much more amazing principle from scientific and technical viewpoint.

>>34703413
Muh dick.

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>>34703743

>>34700790
Now you're making this too easy, comrade.

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>>34702640
>him
>implying

>>34701233
I read that as "lots of mausers"

>>34703620
>why do russians love "vacuum bombs" so much?
cause they are fuggin awsome

>>34703769
More.

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>>34704196
dont think i have any more godzilla but heres some more girls that will make any insane admiral break out the orbital nuclear bombardment

>>34700755
With my $310.49 Glockzilla 17 Gen 4 that I recently bought online. God, it's good to be me.

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>>34704196

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>>34704196

>>34700755
Oxygen bomb

>>34703584
>Slavshit

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>>34704196

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Eat him

>>34700755
QUICK! GODZILLA HAS AWAKENED!

ONLY QUINTS OR HIGHER CAN STOP HIM!

>>34705708
>ONLY QUINTS OR HIGHER CAN STOP HIM
Wrong, my penis can

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>>34704196

>>34702640
Never worked before
>>34702120
Creators confirmed he's more powerful than all of them

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>>34704196

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>>34700755
Giant robot car.

>>34706132
Chicks dig giant robots.

>>34706132
Nice.

>>34706091
>That thigh gap
Godzilla could atomic blast me anytime.

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>>34707658

>>34702287
Only a good guy with atomic breath can stop a bad guy with atomic breath.

>>34700755
I wouldn't.


I would however feed the big bastard some LSD and teach him english. Then I would tell him about all those REALLY bad people who stash away all our...... Well you get the picture.


GOzilla

Are you wanting to kill it? Call Master Ken.


-fbfounder.Native

Knock him on his ass then spray coagulant down his throat while he's down.

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>>34700755
Invite him to Rabbit House.

>>34700755
Hi point

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>>34700755
Napalm. Lots and lots of napalm

>>34700755
Why would I try to stop the good guy?

>>34705998
Watchya thinking about?

>>34702840
>half mile slide racks back
>destroys local elementary school
>slide racks forward
>shockwave destroys entire suburban neighborhood in front of it
>fires
>bullet flight shockwave decimates half of Tokyo
>impact shockwave blasts a mile of ocean towards Hawaii
neat

>>34703790
me too

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>>34700755
call USA and ask if they wanna nuke japan again

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Calls Charles Barkley to dunk his ass

>>34713176
Boy that sure is CRAZY

>>34700755
USN railgun
Massive kenetic nrg
Pure penetration
100 mile range

Yeah. Itll die.

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>>34708656
>>34706091
>>34704615
>>34704480
>>34704301
I JUST WANT A MUSCULAR BIG LADY TO LOVE AND DRESS UP LIKE A MONSTER TO FUCK

>>34713211
>never ever

>>34713425
What did you mean by this.

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>Lure away from tokyo
>swim all the way to cali
>unleash on cali
>cali BTFO
>after destroying cali bait into mexico
>destroy mexico
>bait into texas
>every texan mag dumps into godzilla with every bullet they have for stepping on their property
>texas actually gets to use their state airforce
>godzilla dies eventually along the border
>Ted Cruz introduces a bill to texas to use the corpse of Godzilla for the wall
>passes in senate and house

>>34713609
>not baiting him to jew york, maryland, conneticut and massachucets then letting him devour canada
ya missed a lot of opportunities

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With the pride of the EDF of course!

>>34713641
That would take way to long as he would have to go around south america or blow his cover by going through the gudal canal or he would have to stomp through the good states to get there and not the liberal no guns states

>>34713724
>detour through canada

chally 2 with hesh

>>34713737
>implying the USA and all of NATO wont be on its ass immediatly if it goes through canada
>wouldnt even get to the really really faggy zones like toronto
The only way that godzilla can destroy a city is by surprise and then the military contains it in that city
If we assume that godzilla starts in tokyo, there is almost no way he can go on land and stomp through the US to the east cost

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>>34700755
with battleships

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*lasers your chairforce*

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>>34714972

>>34700755
Say very mean words to it then lure it into a really big fucking hole it couldn't get out of.

Then I'll drop some recorders down the hole that say very mean things about it.

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>>34700755

>>34714972
she would be arrested for walking in public without panties

>>34716358
She's a giant monster. Where is she going to get pants from?

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>>34716416

>>34716453
>4x
You're a big guy.

>>34716453
if you want to be "a fucking pixie" you better lose some weight, lol

>>34716853
UUUU

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>>34716071

>>34716071
enko idol

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>>34721026
tfw no dragon gf

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>>34721714
yeah, i like shrek too :^)

>>34700755
I make another Godzilla

>>34722900
By getting the original pregnant?

>>34723673
No. The other way around.

>>34702274

Thought it was hope solo (another possible kill btw).

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>>34723694
Y-yes! It's the only way to destroy him! We must be fucked by Godzilla! He's so dreamy...

>>34700755

I remind him of the square-cube law and he instantly collapses under his own weight and dies.

>>34723771
They tried that in the newest one. He didn't care. In fact, he only got bigger. That's the kind of savage Godzilla is.

atheistzilla

>>34723930
your joke is bad and you should feel bad

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Tungsten javelins shot from space, i believe it's called kinetic bombardment. Basicly a massive version of a weapon/tool from dead space.

Obrez

>>34724377
Jesus Christ. This is the face of summer, everyone.

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>>34721714

>>34721714
>>34724594

Donkey? Is that you?

>>34700795
Try as you might, there is just no substituting cleverness for sexual innuendo.