How would I become Green Beret?

..join the army as 18x mos?

>>34691920
You don't.

Use your superpowers.

Tell them what kind of penguin you are.

>>34691920
gender reassignment
and a lobby group

>>34691920
Fighting soldiers from the sky
Fearless men who jump and die
Men who mean just what they say
The brave men of the Green Beret

Silver wings upon their chest
These are men, America's best
One hundred men will test today
But only three win the Green Beret

Trained to live off nature's land
Trained in combat, hand-to-hand
Men who fight by night and day
Courage peak from the Green Berets

Silver wings upon their chest
These are men, America's best
One hundred men will test today
But only three win the Green Beret

Back at home a young wife waits
Her Green Beret has met his fate
He has died for those oppressed
Leaving her his last request

Put silver wings on my son's chest
Make him one of America's best
He'll be a man they'll test one day
Have him win the Green beret.

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>>34691959
Who gives a shit about china

Stop being the kind of guy who goes on shitty forums instead of the kind of guy who spends his free time rock-climbing, dry-firing practice, and reading phonetics books so you can perfect your Pashto accent.

>>34691958
>Fighting soldiers from the sky
>Fearless men who jump and die

sounds as north korean paratroopers desu

>>34691920
How would I physically prepare myself to become a Green Beret?

>>34691981
This, and googling
>>34691976

>>34691981
Tape ice cubes to your nips while doing push-ups on your knuckles on gravel.

>>34691920
Why would anyone ever want to be a hat?

>>34692008
It works pretty well for Canada.

>>34691920
effort

>>34691927
I came here to post this

>>34691920
real answer
Run and be good at.
Anaerobic exercises.
Make sure you can beat Army basic PT standards
Make sure you can beat Ranger PT standards
Make sure you can beat any known standards for Army SF PT
Pullups, situps, pushups, run.
Be smart enough to learn at least 2 new languages.

>>34691920
KILLIN HOW HE EARN HIS PAY

>>34691920
buy a green hat
take selfie
make sure you duckface