>me
>literlly 5 min ago
>rural northern Nevada
>raise award winning sheep
>chilling with grandma after a long day of pulling progesterone inserts out of lamb vag
>RFD-TVs on
>Some honkeys playing an instrumental chicken themed song.
>next song is a lazy ass cover of Tennessee Waltz
> " I lost my little darlin' the night they where playing"
> "the beautiful Tennessee waltz"
>grandma looks up from her tablet and says "what a cuck"
>I look over at her and she follows up with "more like cluck"
>I laugh so hard I drop my fried roast beef sandwich.
> dog runs over and snarfs a whole beef covered in hot sauce.
MFW: my dog starts hacking up all over the floor
That sounds like a nightmare.
>me
>just arrived from the local pub
>2nd world country (anti gun state)
>chilling alone cause all my friends left to the US
>come home from loser drinking
>wonder why my parents where so stupid as to retire here from the US
>can't move to USA because I am literally dying from cancer
>it can't kill me fast enough.
>>34689944
Your g
>>34690017
This guy gets it.
>>34689944
not sure if you are on the right board but I have one.
>Sitting on my toilet with a view of the mountains.
>got a cold brewski on hand while I squeeze out some chocolate cheese whizz
>Suddenly goose slams into window
>Have a hearty chuckle and sip my brewski
>>34689944
What place in Northern Nevada?
CC/Gardnerville and Minden here.
>>34689944
>/k/: personal blog
>>34690065
Definitely in the right place
>>34690088
Owyhee
>>34690101
This guys not living the /k/ dream
>>34689944
You live in a good place and you have a good family, OP.