What are you allowed to gift a recruiter? All Jokes aside My

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>>34683124
Do 100,000,000 pushups.

Get him a kickass knife or something.

>>34683137
I don't think you can bring weapons into a recruiters office.

>>34683124
Take him out to a bar, drink him and then sodomise him. He'll feel real appreciated

a heart felt thanks and an earnest handshake.

buy him a steak dinner

>>34683124
Send him my way
My recruiter literally fucking gave up after I told him I was diagnosed with depression when I was a kid
Motherfucker also never picked up his phone anyways

If you want to repay your recruiter, roofie him and fuck him, then wait a while to tell him. That way you're even since chances are your recruiter fucked you but you just don't know it yet.

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>>34683124
>I want to show my appreciation
>To someone who sees me as a number/dollar sign
>To someone who is honest with me less than 50% of the time


Pictured: You

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>>34683571
Someones mad they got DQ'd for weight

>>34683722
Nope, I chose to make my own money instead of having the state provide for me after 4 years. Enjoy your career at McD's after the bullshit that is peacetime military.

>>34683124
Why was his job so hard? Are you a gimp or something?

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>>34683743
Wow what a faggot
>>34683773
I had to get a difficult wavier

>>34683802
>difficult wavier
explain?

>>34683124

YOU take HIM out to red lobster

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>>34683893
It was difficult that's all im going to reveal.

>>34683979
So you're trying to get a bunch of (you)s by making up a fake story?

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>>34683999
No Im asking what kind of gift to give my recruiter. For all the paperwork and bullshit he had to do to give me a shot at enlistment.

>>34683802
>Wow what a Faggot
No, I said Quarter Pounder no ketchup.

>>34683132
This honestly isn't a bad idea.

Hear me out: recruiting is a numbers game. If he isn't "making mission", he's gonna get fucked. He's probably put in a lot of shitheads that he'd rather not have, but had to to make mission.

Don't be one of his shithead mistakes. Be that stud at basic and rock your first pt test. Know your knots ahead of time. Know basic d&c. Be one of the good ones.

Don't be a faggot, suck his dick.

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>>34683893
OP is the last trans inna basic, his recruiter obviously fudged the paperwork dates to get him grandfathered in.

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>>34683124

>he didn't already tip his recruiter

And you call yourself American?