Well, how /k/ are ya?
bingo top left to bottom right diagonal
Im so bad that I cant even get a fucking bingo.
>>34678223
Goddamn, that's what, 6 Bingo's you're 1 away from?
I'm white, so I got Bingo, and am very close to another
>>34678167
Meh.
Hey I got a bingo.
Aw man.
>>34678167
Nothing for me.
Wot is Lbe?
>live with parents on family acreage
>20 y/o
>got a little chub to me, but not enough to be a fatass. Somewhere between skinnyfat and bearmode but not quite either.
>collection currently consisting of: GSG StG, Henry 22 repeater (first gun), Costa Mesa AR-180, MAK 90 type-56 / metro kalash lookalike, Mosin 91/30, Iver Johnson Safety Hammerless mk2, and S&W M&P Pro
>am actually a blatant racist
>wear surp (especially slav and recently Nazi surp) in public all the time
I'm pretty /k/. I also browse /pol/ and our 8ch counterparts p heavily.
>>34678299
>overweight
>can't run
>Not beta
you got bingo nigger.
San sumpel
>>34678167
I actually don't get any bingos, and I'm only one away from a single bingo.
I'm
>single
>live with my parents (not abnormal though, because 15-24)
>white
>probably slightly racist though that's highly debatable
>spend 10+ hours a week here
Can't run 1/4 mile in full gear, though only because I'm flat footed. I can walk more than five miles in one go with full gear though, and regularly do so because of my dogs.
>never been shot at
I'm not actually that bad.
Fuck.
No dice
>>34678306
Load bearing equipment. Plate carriers and the like.
>>34678306
>doesn't know what LBE is
Leave this board now and never come back
i think i'm in trouble
>>34678333
Destroyed knee, unfit because it limits mobility and makes it to where I can't run.
>>34678412
Thats what they all say
I don't see how you don't have a few cheap guns in the mix when you've been collecting as long as I have.
Also, live with parents on a family farm, not the parasitic type. Spend months of the year working 12hr+ days etc because of it. Own a Main Street business/building, so wouldn't be homeless either way.
>>34678399
>gate keeping
>in the internet's toilet
>>34678425
>being a newfag or defending newfags
>>34678306
Lesbian
Bisexual
Eccentrics
>>34678423
Shit, never have been shot at, missed that one.
Although I've had a close call with an idiot cousin during childhood, he's a doctor now.
What do I win?
Moving out of the apartment into a smol house with land.
Even though I only pay half for rent, it's still $800/month for a small apartment.
>>34678167
>>34678512
>fuck I have a GF
>>34678436
>not being a mall ninja faggot = newfag
Ok bud.
>>34678223
Are you me anon?
>>34678167
No bingo
>>34678531
>only mall ninjas know what LBE means
>not anyone who served in the military or is into military history/militaria
I would call you a fag but you keep replying and bumping so it's pretty obvious. First day here?
>>34678167
I wouldn't really call myself Beta, but I wouldn't call myself Alpha either.
You decide if that should be filled in or not.
Apparently I need to pick up some hi-points and nuggets for that bingo.
>>34678270
>Physically unfit or overweight
>But can run a quarter mile in full gear
I'm reasonably confident you have not filled this out correctly.
can't be that bad
>>34678615
fuck I am retarded though. forgot the image
>>34678324
>thinks themselves to be a nazi
>fat
>didn't check the beta box
You're more /k/ than you think comrade
>>34678613
A quarter mile is not very far at all. Plenty of people who are overweight (e.g., over 185lbs for your average adult male), can still run that with some pretty heavy gear.
>>34678580
Where did the fucking ball go?
>>34678632
>Run
>Not Jog
>While already out of shape
>With ~50+ lbs tacked on (minimum)
That's called delusion buddy.
>>34678632
Not in full gear with armor, ammo, and weapon(s). I can run 7 miles without gear and can barely do 1 mile in full gear. No way an unfit person can run a full mile without gear or even 1/4 in full gear
>>34678580
>Not mall ninja, not military= newfag
Is that how your brain works?
>I'd call you a fat but you keep bumping.
Lol wut? Dude you're being an elitist in a place where men dress up as anime maids and tuck their dicks behind sks's. How sad do I have to let my life get to be as cool as you?
>>34678645
Behind the blonde kid and off screen?
Or straight up magic. You choose.
>>34678660
You can be "in shape" and still be overweight. It says either or.
>>34678167
>>34678645
Quantum tunneling
>>34678672
>I don't know how to read: the post
>I am a huge newfag and am totally not being baited: the post
>>34678167
>tfw normie
>>34678682
How about just go throw an 80lb backpack on and go run a quarter mile in less than 3 minutes and then get back to me?
>>34678167
>>34678745
There are any number of endurance numbers with BMIs over 25. They're technically overweight. Most weightlifters are overweight,simply because they have so much muscle.
>>34678839
BMI is a terrible measure precisely for that reason.
>>34678167
can't get bingo because I'm not slightly racist
I'm very racist
>>34678839
This
>>34678839
>BMI
>Semantics
>I'm overweight with muscle
How about fuck off.
>>34678167
Bingo, horizontal center line
>>34678167
I got a bingo what do I win?
>>34678167
>no odd obsession with ants
Kill yourself
>>34678943
get fucked in the ass
>>34678167
Damn, I cant get a Bingo...
but Im doing okay. Got to tick something off my bucketlist and own an ak now which is cool. The sarcoma nodules in my lungs are still growing though so thats much less fun. Start a new treatment in August...kinda hope it doesnt make me lose my hair but almost all of em do...On the plus side, work gave me a whole month off to just fuck around cause I didnt get one last year cause of the treatments so Ive driven to NH, TN, and im going to a lakehouse this weekend.
>>34678566
Are you a betafag spic with 8 guns?
>>34678167
>tfw get bingo
fuck
>>34678167
>only includes slightly racist
>no square for full on 14/88 gas the jews race war now
>>34679109
/k/ is a progressive board
Get your racist ass back to /pol/
You have to go back
I'm only half-white. Is that bingo or double bingo? I haven't played this game in over a decade.
Either way, just fuck my shit up, senpai.
>wearing camo in public
Please stop doing this.
did i won?
>>34678167
>>34678167
Would've gotten it if I was an underachiever, but I'm not.
Also not fat, I'm 126 lbs but sit in a chair all day and get winded going upstairs.
What is my prize?
>>34679429
Depression
>>34678167
Started browsing /fit/ and went down from 310 to 186
>>34679442
Already got some, can I exchange my prize for something else?
>>34678324
What do you think of your GSG StG? I'm having fun with mine.
>>34678167
>no "browses /pol/" square
>OP doesn't want his fears confirmed
>>34678167
;_;
Yay?
>>34678167
Damn, I didn't win anything.
>26 years old fucking white male
>Own a bolt-action .22 and an NPAP
>Student living with parents
>DYEL skellington
>>34678167
bingo is an old white womans game.
how 'bout we shoot some baskets instead?
>>34679791
basketball is a niggers game.
how 'bout we play some Go instead?
>>34678167
yay i got bingo
>>34679894
Go is an old chink woman's game.
how 'bout we play some soggy waffle instead?
>>34679975
how?
So close
>>34680039
/fit/ and a raging nicotine addiction.
>>34679922
dam i got the same except for the "spends 10+ hours a week on 4chan"
bingo
>>34680214
forgot muh freespace
>>34680224
>furfag
>not suicidal
A shame.
>>34678324
post pic of metro ak
>get a bingo
>don't own a single firearm
huh
>tfw double bingo
Am I winning or losing?
>>34678167
>19
>home for a bit due to depression and anxiety in college
>178 lbs fairly fit and lift regularly, not bad looking
>got a 1928 mosin, marlin camp 9 carbine, remington nylon 66, marlin model 81
>casually racist, maybe not slightly
>wear ushanka as a meme and some army underlayers
>no gf because I have no self esteem
>would never give liberals the chance to use me against gun rights as a statistic
>the war on drugs was created to destroy the US and the DNC is trying to make us join an EU type organisation
>white
>An Cap, so the apocalypse is my dream
>if something is militarily cool enough my morals go out the window
>once again, fit so I can hump gear
>if I'm not beating it, hiking, or lifting, I'm here
>>34678412
My nigga you Luis boi
>>34678167
hmm i totally thought there would be a whole lot more red for me.
>>34678167
What if I'm more than "slightly" racist?
>>34680649
>home for a bit due to depression and anxiety in college
Did the other kids laugh at you?
>>34680904
naw, really supportive actually. mostly because I was real tight with some frat scene guys and they are ride or die for their buds
Just barely nailed a bingo if "into furshit" counts as "occasionally reads through s/fur"
>>34681937
Fuck, forgot pic
>>34678341
Furshit
No gf
Really makes you think faggot
>>34679134
>>>>>>>>>Implying
>>34679060
I laugh every time I see no gf and furshit marked at the same time
Save humanity, don't breed
well that was rough
Feels weird, my friends say that i've changed...
f-fucking normies, a-am i rite guise?
Seems like these are the most common bingos
>>34678167
>>34678167
I would have gotten amoralist 2 months ago. Thank you Jordan Peterson
>>34678399
>Not being a big enough fag for your taste.
Ha
>>34679484
I use it as a training gun. I have a specific chest rig for it and I've bought enough mags to fill the three pouches. I love shooting my AK but I'm in college so I don't make a ton of cash, even though I work full time. 1000rnds of .22lr is much cheaper than 1000rnds of x39.
>>34678627
>projecting this hard
Suck my balls, loser.
>>34680435
Pic related.
>>34678167
what do I win?
>>34678167
>bingo
>>34678223
>>34678270
>>34678306
>>34678574
>>34678858
>>34679469
>>34679569
>NIGGERS REEE111!!!!!!!!
/k/kk is a white board.
>>34678167
I got an obongo
Now post furshit
Better bingo, go.
>>34685058
Y no furshit/trap bingo square?
I especially like cute lion boys
>>34685058
>>34678167
I want to die / 10
>>34678480
Lonliness
too easy anon
>tfw land of the free space
>>34679052
>Sarcoma Nodules in your lungs
You have AIDS or are you a smoker, which one?
>>34678480
A place on a no-fly list
>>34680671
No habla Espanol. Inglés por favor. Seriously though, I have no idea what you are saying.
>>34678167
Not bad, could do better.
hahaha
fucking kill me please
>>34678167
Poor slavfag reporting in
>>34678425
You're not shitty enough to be here.
>>34685753
Also there should be a weaboo box and one mentioning sexual activities with guns
>all the "slightly racist" ones with "into furshit" marked as well
How can you be /pol/ if you're a degenerate?
>>34678167
second column isnt even /k/, but got there
>>34685814
I agree
>>34678167
JFK and Sandy Hook
>>34685742
I did >>34684204
and have no idea wtf "amoralist" means either. Sounds made up desu.
>>34685816
>le based civic nationalism
>some blacks are ok
>Jews aren't even bad, arabs btfo by Israel!!
shitters everywhere in /pol/ now.
>>34678167
>>34685753
>>34685058
Done.
I think that one thing that makes me even more of a /k/ommando is that im basically noguns since i can't even keep my only fun in the house atm. (airshit USP doesn't count I guess)
>>34678167
Close but no cigar
>>34678167
>>34682471
>>34686075
Amoralist is a made up word.
What fag OP meant was moral relativist.
>>34686344 (You)
>>34685058
Didn't get this one though.
But I did make a musi/k/ playlist.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoE4IYBxWCoRZ3rKQkZepTQjBYlYyk6Br
>>34678167
>more than half of these don't have 'into furshit' marked
what the fuck
>>34685058
Condition red, I've gone too far. I repeat, too far
>>34686433
Slightly better.
>meme machine begins to play
>>34685058
>Does and likes Slav things
Am I excused for it for actually being 1/4th Russian/Ukrainian?
>>34685816
>hating niggers means you're /pol/
Nah. It means I hate niggers, because niggers are untrustworthy scum that rape, steal, and kill.
>>34678167
Do monstergirls count as furshit?
>>34678167
so close
Im a fucking faggot so do bf's count?
>>34678341
hello orbifold
>>34678882
>most honest post here
>>34678580
There's no shadow for the ball
Not very. But I'm a liberal just here for the discussions of military equipment, tactics and strategy. I'm a Jethead.
>>34679052
Have fun anon. We all have to leave this world sometime. Make the memories worth it. Tell someone you care about how much you do.
>newfags upset about furries on /k/
>>34685058
Holy fuck I'm a /k/ stereotype.
>>34678167
Bingo! Also proud phone-posting cancer.
>>34678167
Lets see how bad it is compared to the rest of you mouth breathers..
>>34678688
1/10 for the response
>>34685058
>>34689912
All in one for your viewing pleasure...
>>34685058
Also whats /k/ radio?
for the the love of god please tell me its not that Alex Jones Shit show!
>>34678167
I don't even get free space because I don't even own a gun.
Not even close Bay Bee
>>34685058
Almost a three-way.
What is lbe? And does ammo count as an accessory?
>>34690905
Use Ctrl+F my man
>>34690914
Im on a phone
>>34690931
Binged it. Shit looks like chest rigs and whatnot. None of that here.
>>34685058
What is the do/k/ument?
shit-tier
>>34690955
>Binged it
Why is in to furshit on there? I'm in to it but i dont get what its got to do with /k/
Well, I'd have had one bingo, but fortunately I'm not "slightly" racist...
Thugs are a huge reason to own guns. The fact that they are also disproportionately of non-white ancestry is society's problem, not mine, and I'm not about to ignore truth to save someone's PC fee-fees.
>tfw tied for least /k/
BINGO!
>>34678167
>>34690846
>not worshiping Nex Alea
Ya'll aint one'a them kek fagboys, are ya?
>>34678167
not very.
( and only reason I live with parents is I moved back in because my father's dying and my mother needs help with him. )
>>34678341
>furshit
>no gf
>lives w parents
>18-24
>not beta
ye ok
>>34678167
Fuck....
>>34678223
Buy some accessories anon
>>34678355
I bet you're an underachiever
>>34678167
>>34685058
>>34678167
>>34678167
nothing ...
well should start getting into furshit ...
>>34678167
Rate me m8
heck
>>34678167
>>34678270
Who shot at u brah
>>34678270
>>34678297
>>34678299
>>34678306
>>34678324
>>34678341
>>34678400
>>34678423
>>34678480
>>34678512
>>34678574
>>34678589
>>34678602
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>>34678733
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>>34679330
>>34679334
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>>34680527
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>>34697317
>Beta
>Blank
I'm still new on /k/, give me a few months and I'll be complaining about overhearing wogs running their mouths about the pink fluffy buttplug tail sticking out of my cammies while on my way to the unemployment centre
>>34699316
Forgot picture because I'm a dumb newfag
Hm
>>34678167
Not too bad for a roof Vietnamese, least i got a AR-10
>>34699112
>mom look i quoted everyone in the thread
I DID IT REDDIT!!