dubya dubya too
>>34675091
Shut up Nip
>>34675027
WW1
>>34675027
OP here, I have no idea why this map is called The Great Northern War when that war actually took place in 1700-1721.
I'm referring specifically to the war of 1700-1721
i've only recently discovered that swedes are still mad at us for this one. there's truly not a single power on european continent that didn't get assraped, curbstomped and condemned to utter cuckdom by us at some point in the last 500 years. the final boss of nations.
>>34675027
American Civil War
Russian Civil War
Irish Rebellion of 1798
Second Boer War
>>34675098
Arguable
>>34675091
Edgy
>>34675346
It appears to be from some alternate history devart account.
WW2. Literally. All of todays bullshit wouldn't have happened.
WAR
OF
NORTHERN
AGGRESSION
>>34675413
I only feel really bad for a few of these.
But yes, WWII was the last nail in the coffin for Europe. I think WWI was more ruinous though.
>>34675548
well, ww1 gave us the soviet union, nazi germany, many smaller and therefore weaker states in europe, a stronger imperial japan , the usa became a much more internationally important nation, poland and the danzig corridor, yugoslavia, it killed the ottoman empire which britain and france parted up. all this made the ingredients that would make ww2 happen and at such a massive scale.
Why did you even make this thread OP? Did you just want to see the wehraboos and confederates circlejerk again?
>>34675383
>>34675420
The South won though...
>>34675383
>American Civil War
>calls others edgy
Okay champ
>>34675027
But Russians won
>>34675748
>Get burned down completely
>north pays for reconstruction
>massive brain drain that lasts through the 20th century
>"still have muh country roads tho!"
Yep, the south won alright
ww2
>>34675091
Wrong. WW1.
>>34675091
Yeah, i feel bad for the Eastern Europeans that now have to get fucked over by Soviet Communism
>>34675726
In the hopes there would be some anons here that might have a knowledge of history that's better than nigger tier knowledge of the different wars. But it appears that I'm mostly wrong to have hoped for that.
>>34675027
Thirty years war
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_Years%27_War
It could have led to a resolution of the schism, but noooo, france and sweden had to shit all over central europe to prove that they were king shit.
>>34675680
I'd say WWII in a lot of ways just left us sort of where we left off after WWI, but even worse. That's why I consider WWI to have been a lot worse, in spite of the smaller death toll.
Also the Balkans and the Middle East especially are still hot spots that'll probably never be resolved because of how the victors of WWI handled the drawing of borders.
>>34675757
How in the hell were a coalition of nations ganging up on a small empire with a new young king, the good guys?
>>34675906
Any war won by the swedes means the good guys lost.
>>34675027
Seven Years' War. Just imagine, if Elizabeth of Russia didn't die we wouldn't have had a unified Germany and two subsequent devastating world wars.
The Civil War and the Winter War.
>>34675346
>It is strange that both my cousins wishes to wage war against me. Very well, may it be so. However, King August have betrayed his word. As such, our side is just, and God shall stand with us. I intend first to destroy one of my enemy, and then talk to the other.
>>34676000
And pretty much every war started by Japan.
>>34676021
>Getting #rekt so hard your king runs away to the t*rks
The humanitarian superpower never recovered.
>>34676064
That was unfortunate for sure. Poltava was a disaster, and it was a mistake to not decisively finish Peter off after Narva.
the cold war
>>34675918
i agree.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Brest-Litovsk
WW1
WW2 (in Europe)
Second Boer war
American civil war
Yugoslav break up civil war
About all the wars in the Middle East of the last 20 years
Wars of roach expansion into Eastern Europe
The Islamic invasion of India
>>34675413
>Petain and Franco
>Axis
Triggered
>>34675027
Second Punic War
Russian civil war
Vietnam War
Libyan civil war
Rhodesian bush war
Chinese civil war
Byzantine-ottoman wars
>>34675346
hah, yeah that fucked me up for a minute
sweden got wrecked and we never heard from them
till they started pimping their daughters to achmed
>>34675362
sorry bud, most swedes dont even know that war happened.
nobody alive today is angry that russia wasn't conquered, and nobody is afraid of you either.
But hey, atleast you have something to be glad for, seeing as your vatnik shilling probably makes it hard to afford that 20 kopek bottle of vodka a day.
Rhodesian bush war
>>34676624
yeah right. sweden was on the verge of becoming the a parrellel power with france until the tsar just utterly destroyed the kalmar and polish forces with the help of denmark
it is what set the worlds map up for the overbloated russian borders in ww1. sweden was so cucked that they turned to bolshevism and literally worked hand in glove with the russian communists to destroy russia (and eventually european world dominance) just because they lost in the second/third northern war
>>34675027
WW1.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MQW3VefRozc
>>34676660
This x100.
Surprised no one said it earlier.
>>34676660
>>34677025
Imagine that you get billions of dollars from an unknown donor. You secretly buy up as many weapons of various types as possible. You get in contact with prominent White South African farmers and arrange an exodus out of that anti-white hell-hole. You begin an exodus to the north, gradually training and preparing yourselves. You make it to the Zimbabwe borders. You cross in the night and begin taking control of various small towns. You hand out food and medicine to the locals, gradually winning their support. You promise them that, in return for their support, you will oust Mugabe and remake Zimbabwe into Rhodesia, a place of freedom and food.
Meanwhile Mugabe begins counter-attacking. Big mistake. You've promoted and assigned your men based on merits and quality. Mugabe's officer corps is a mess of cronyism, nepotism, and other typical Commie/Third-word shit. In the first encounters your men prove their worth and new arms are taken off the Zimbabweans. It's only the beginning. Rhodesia reborn.
>>34676481
>>34676578
Good ones
>>34676762
>Use poisoned gas againist enemy personnel
>Cry for warcrimes when americans shoot you with trench guns
Uhm... try again swetie ;)
>>34675383
>>34675420
>>34675748
>>34676000
>>34676481
>muh states rights!!!!!
Sorry you can't own niggers because you're too fucking lazy to do your own work you fucking kikes
>>34675413
>Hirohito
>not Tojo
That's like saying King George VI was the leader of the UK instead of Churchill
>>34675098
fuck off roach
>>34676762
this is the most dumb shit ever, never mind that alternative history gets more and more implausible the further you step away from actual events.
he predicates german success on the brits not joining right until later/ the americans not joining eventually and acknowleges that the victory would only be on the continent and that the german navy wouldnt succeed against the british. then suddenly starts talking about how the british will give up large parts of their colonial holdings to the germans???????
guy is just wanking to his hearts of iron kaiserreich fantasies
>>34678552
>comparing the jap monarchy to the British monarchy
>>34675091
fuck off cuck
>>34679273
ones cooler than the other and its the one that didnt send soldiers to drown in afgani piss
>>34679384
>Nigger gorilla and his Jewish rat friend guffaw at a brave aryan warrior.
Is not like invading, killing and raping our civilians was ok by the side of Paraguay.
But the Brazilians went ape mode on their civilians, way too much blood.
>>34675091
I think you mean World War One.
>>34675091
>>34675096
>>34675383
>>34675413
>>34675548
>>34675680
>>34675806
>>34675918
>>34675918
>>34676481
>>34679248
I think a lot of people get confused with World War Two. The fact is that the Germans should have won on the Eastern front, the complete obliteration of the Soviet Union and the Soviet system would have been the best thing to ever happen in recent human history. However, there is nothing wrong with the US and co. forcing them to submit in Europe, the Nazis were way too full retard and needed to be put down.
>>34677226
>You hand out food and medicine to the locals, gradually winning their support.
>They betray you, because they're niggers after all.
>>34675413
>PuYi as Emperor of Manchuguo
>Motherfucking Pétain
>doesn't have Vidkun Quisling
Seems legit.
>>34679779
>complete obliteration of the Soviet Union and the Soviet system
>Nazis were way too full retard and needed to be put down
Would have been amazing but that is just asking for too much.
>>34680012
One can dream of a Europe, not cucked by Leninist politics but at the same time not begging for hideous authoritarianism. I'm not even asking for total "denazification" I just want the Germans to have their power checked. Ideally American style nationalistic democracies would have been the best compromise. Fucking tragic how that war ended.
>>34676624
Russia. Eternal BTFO
The only reason they won the eastern front during dubya dubya too was due to the zerg rushing meat bags they threw at the germans. Had the meth-head corporal listened to his generals, they would have occupied Moscow with ease.
But hitler had to hitler...
>>34676660
This x10000
Faggot commie leaders in the west and europe (i.e. UN)... i hope they get buttfucked nightly by a three pronged devil dick for the rest of eternity.
>>34675091
>>34675413
>>34675548
>>34675806
>>34679657
Germany deserved to win or at lwast deserved to fuck France up.
>>34675027
>>34676481
t.wehraboo
Second Balkan War
WW1
>>34676660
The Msasas are turning, to gold and to red
In the light of the sun they look like fire
When the winter has gone, and time has moved on
The memory will never grow tired
>>34675027
WW2
>>34675091
FPBP
Napoleonic war
>>34675989
This x1000
>>34676578
>Rhodesian bush war
Mah nigga
>>34675027
Chinese civil war
>>34678516
Then shooting the man who was gonna deport them which would have prevented so much misery in our time.
>>34681329
Why France? If Germany was able to just go to war on the eastern front and remove bolsheviks I can't even begin to imagine how the modern world would be