wut sword?

>>34672013
You would be invaded by the entire American military. You would get assfucked so hard by President Pence.

>>34672020
>assfucked so hard by President Pence.
I'm sure he'd be happy

>>34672013
Probably a fencing sword.

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>>34672013
likely a saber of some kind. If she was trying to stay particularly british, she could opt for one of these

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>>34672013
Let's say she fucking does it. What do you think will happen?

>Queen murders trump
>US demands extradition of Elizabeth and monetary restitution
>Parliament has to decide between queen and country

mfw

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>>34672013
Just try it

>>34672168
>672168▶
>>34672013

I Love Trump but that would be metal as fuck

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>>34672013
>delusional britfags

I would love nothing more than to invade and bomb the ever loving shit out of "great" Britain and turn that piece of shit island into a nigger breeding and containment zone.

Bunch of limp wristed faggots.

Unfortunately, we have problems enough with shitskins here on our own soil as it is to waste our time with those inbred fucks.

>>34672013
>royalty acting like they're above the law
You lose one of the few allies you have that's actually worth a shit and make quite possibly the worst enemy possible in one action.
Why is everybody so bent on shitting on the guy so hard?
If they were actually dedicated they'd come with harder bantz.

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>>34672177
DO IT FAGGOT

>>34672013
>Ignore that your own country is being flooded by shitskin savages who hate your people and way of life
>Have the gall to mock other, more successful countrys presidents

This is clickbait right?

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Excalibur. And stop that's 'what after' yankee bullshit.. Here be /k not /pol after all..

>>34672236
What magical powers does excaliber imbue or channel?

>>34672242
The sword itself is nothing special. The scabbard is the real prize, as it prevents it's holder from succumbing to their wounds.

>>34672013
This is fake. You've been trolled hard.

>>34672197
it is, actually. it's from a british equivalent to the onion.

>>34672020
>>34672177
>>34672184
>>34672197
How stupid do you have to be to fall for such a fake article? Getting angry before even bothering to look it up?

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>trumplings getting triggered as fuck by clickbait

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>>34672013
>There are people in this thread right now who are actually taking this seriously.
>Implying the queen said this or even thinks this.
>Implying this isn't some shitty american MSM I'm-still-butthurt-over-the-fact-trump-won tier yellow journalism.

>>34672284
>Getting angry before even bothering to look it up?
That's exactly how people in this day and age approach news. Real news is "fake", and satire is taken seriously.

>Americans getting the living shit triggered out of them by a satirical article

Jesus Wept

>>34672284
Welcome to /k/

>>34672242
It allows one to kill Donalf Drumpf free of legal reprocussion

>>34672306
DESU, I thought it was a real article, written by some shit like Huffpo. I just assumed they would have made some giant leaps in reasoning to get there, and used a headline like that as clickbait.

>>34672013
>Queen pulls ceremonial bong-sword on Trump
>Trump pulls twin presidential tiger-stripe deagles in .50 African Eliminator

She never had a chance.

>his country dosen't have a immortal vampire spider as its leader

>>34672013
she looks so badass on this pic

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>>34672315
CNN pls go

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>>34672242
The power of song.

>>34672098
Is the queen even allowed to silverware much less one of those?

>>34672013
Don't be fucking stupid, she'd use a teaspoon, not a sword.

>>34672236
>>34672242
>>34672253
>assuming the Brits won't immediately run it through a compactor upon finding it
>"Carry a knife, lose your life!"

>ywn see the world leaders in a battle royale swordfight

She probably doesn't like Trump any more or less than she likes other commoners, but I can absolutely guarantee she prefers him to the nigger who made up shit about her Army torturing his spear chucking father.

>>34672711
>Save a life, bin that knife!
It'll be a boring one if Britain hosts it

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while she LARPed as a queen, Donald studied THE BLADE

>Legally I can kil lhim
Legally she could, but it would be an act of war

>>34672177
Mate your stupid ass political opinions belong on /pol/ now back to your containment board.

>>34672242
all of them

>>34673491
>implying that the /pol/acks can be contained
they've already started spilling into real life man

>>34672168
parliament would always go for country
they're cowards

>>34672711
I'd rather see a cage match. Whoever wins gets the presidency/MP-dry or whatever you fucking yurocucks call your presidents.
At this point it'd be a better way of choosing leaders and politicians than "Pick Dipshit A who is part of the incumbent party, or pick Dipshit B, part of the not-incumbent party, or go vote for a third party and hope the rest of the country's realized that two parties is a really shitty idea".
Whoever's the strongest wins, anyone who tries teaming up gets removed from the match for being a jew.

>>34672177
>>34672020
>>34672168
>>34672174
>delusional amerilads
What you don't know is that the Queen's sword carries with it the power to compel her enemies to get a life and bin that knife, thus disarming America completely and making them send a tribute of 80,000 men every year to work in our Poundlands and Greggs'

>>34672013
America would take over. Fuck the royal family. I'd rather bow down to The Emperor than that piece of shit.

>>34674240
>being a statist cuck
>bowing down in front of anyone
Why do you even have guns?

>>34674240
>Against royalty
>"I'd rather bow down to The Emperor"

Wish a Paki Nigga would

>>34674269
I never said I was against royalty. I was talking about the British royal family. I'm a Polish Canadian, so why should I accept the queen as my queen? I talked about The Emperor because as a kid, I've always had fondness for China and Japan.

>>34674318
>bowing down to anyone
I'll reiterate; Why the fuck do you even want to own guns if you're just going to be a statist cuck?

>>34674318
>why should I accept the queen as my queen
If you live in Canada she's your head of state

>>34672013
Just imagine the bullshit that would happen if she killed the President of the United States.

There would not only be war, but chances are, the entire county of Essex would go batshit at the chance to finally subjugate the Bongistan lands with how many fucking illegal firearms are there - and better yet, the liberation of Ireland and Scotland.

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>britain does america a favour by killing the retard
>amerilards actually get upset they might have to elect someone competent

>>34674631
You dumb faggot. The vp becomes president in that case. Then the speaker of the house. Pence would make a great president. We'd kill all the muzzies in your country, fag

>>34674653
>Pence would make a great president. We'd kill all the muzzies in your country

Sounds like a win win situation to me m8

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>>34674653
>couldn't even handle viet fucking nam
>thinks he can handle a superior country

lol pedro

>>34672013
>Queen Elizabeth can legally kill President Trump in England
>VP Pence can legally ask Congress to declare war on England and bomb it back to the stone age

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>>34672013
I'd like to see you try you fucking tea sucking faggots

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>>34674195
>thus disarming America
Don't need knoifs when we've got guns. Checkm8, m8

>>34674721
this isn't real, is it?
>please dear god be fake

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>>34674721

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>>34672013
drop it scumbag

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>>34672013
Executioner's sword of course.

Cast in the name of God, Ye not Guilty

>>34674686
We we really stomping those gooks. People back home were being fags so we left.

>>34674195
>Poundland
Savages. I'm switching to iced tea from here on out.

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>>34674965
>Cast in the name of God

>>34672013

>Lizzie teleports behind Donald
>Unsheathes her katana
>"Nuffin personal M8"

Oh, and some of you need to calm the fuck down. One mediocre clickbait title and you're frothing at the mouth. Really? This is why people can propagate stuff like "Trump voters are stupid and prone to violence"

>>34672482
>using an jewish gun
True american spirit right there

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>>34672013
>thinks that the queen of england talks publicly about personally killing the president of the united states

jesus

>>34674965
a butter knife?

>>34673726
and it's been the cringiest shit I've seen in a long while

>>34672464
>I thought it was a real article
>I just assumed
The average Trump voter

>>34674975
Yeah dude
Just like that war in the middle east
We were totally winning that

>>34672168
>>US demands extradition of Elizabeth and monetary restitution
I think you have mistaken demands for invasion and JDAMing the ever living shit out of them.

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>>34672650

>>34672013
I'll bite. I'd like to see this old bitch piss without help, let alone lift a sword. We should preemptively nuke londonistan just to be safe.

>>34672020
>You would get assfucked so hard by President Pence
Nah, Pence is totally a bottom.

>>34674951
I remember working at a summer camp a few years ago in Maine, a couple of brits were there and I'd tell them to not trespass on people's land or they'd be shot.

They went the whole nine yards of "why would they even need guns lmao" etc. Suddenly pulls out a fairly large knife, "All you need this this baby".
Now every time I see these it makes me laugh because I know these fucking brits lost even those.

>>34674318
>I'm a Polish Canadian, so why should I accept the queen as my queen?
what kind of tribal mind is it? "muh queen can only be pani marusya poniatowsky" i dunno why they even allow poles in canada is they think like that. if you took a residency/citizenship there you accepted the queen as your queen

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>>34672013
>people taking what is basically The Onion seriously and getting all defensive "n-nuh uh, my dad could totally kick your dad's ass!" over it
Next you'll tell me people take political cartoons seriously.

>>34674195
Kek

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>>34672013
nato (basically america at this point if an ally kills our president) demands the full dissolution of whatever archaic system lets there be a queen or royalty in 2017, regardless of their political significance

parliament sucks some mad american dick for however long the right is in office, and hopefully we use that time to uncuck some of england or at least install some form of influence there

sovereignty within an trade alliance or whatever you want to call NATO starts to mean alot less if you're assassinating eachother's leadership

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>>34677238
>nu-/k/ is dumb
what a surprise

>>34672020
She'll teach you to respect the English crown.

>>34672168

may would let foster become cromwell II

then ireland would be reunited underneath the british republic

>>34677744
>HURRR DURRR IT WAS BETTER BACK THEN

Take off the rose tinted glasses sweetie

/k/ has never changed and will never be what you claim it to be

>>34676934
>L85A2
>Skookum fucking benchrest

Old bat can't even into 5.56 recoil

When are the bongs finally going to smarten up and ice the royals? Some of the worst welfare cases in the country, and with that many shitstain Jihadis that's saying something

>>34677983
I hope you're just shitposting and not actually retarded. The only kind of person who claims that boards have never changed are historical revisionist immigrants from Nu-/pol/ and ergo Reddit. /k/ has changed a lot since it's birth and as of late it's changed for the worse with the influx of idiotic foaming at the mouth Redditards who can't stand someone making a joke about their Glorious Leader Emperor or whatever their pet name for it is.

>>34678134
I think they just provided it already mounted, and she just didn't tell them to remove it from the mount.
She was like a full century old when that photo was taken, anyway.

According to Snopes, this was posted on a satirical website. The Queen has not actually claimed to be able to kill Trump with a sword. Moreover, while it may be questionable whether the Queen can be prosecuted in her own country, there is a matter of international law to be considered. She's not dumb enough to kill a sitting US president.

Also, she's like... 90 some odd years old. Surely, she would be a bit too... feeble for this kind of a task, yes?

>>34678312
>being a retard
not an argument kiddo

Get off my board

>>34672013
>Obvious bait thread
>People turn it into lol USA would roflstomp GB in a war

>But the shitposters don't give up
>Hurr Durr obviously you're taking the article seriously

Can we just talk about how the USA is the greatest military power today and exactly how it would crush the British in any kind of direct military conflict instead of arguing over whether or not it's a stupid conversation to have?

>>34672168
The queen has the power to disband parliament. Probably what she'd do.

>>34672013
Is it bad that I kinda wanna see the fight unfold regardless?

>>34678134
>implying the didn't mount the rifle, because they were affraid of the shitty rifle exploding in the queens face

>>34678499
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_weapons_and_the_United_Kingdom

>>34678606
>Bongistan's missile defense is America
>America probably has more missile defense in Maine than the Bongs have mosques.

>>34678606
Gotta break some eggs to make an omelette.

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The phrase "wish a nigga would" comes to mind.

>>34677188
My grandparents did, after the war.

>>34678804
and you tacitly did it too since your birth

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>>34672013

>>34674729
this is satire, bit there really are a lot of obscure old laws from medieval times that are still technically part of Britain's legal system so she probably can, but only if some wacky conditions are met like it being an odd-numbered Tuesday and Trump wearing a specific hat or something.

>>34678894
he has clearly meant that "hybrid vigor" pic

>>34672013
*teleports behind you* pip pip cheerio

>>34678916
Oh, my bad. I was really just looking for an excuse to bring up the fact that due to an unrepealed law, it is still legal to kill Welshmen in Britain but only if you use a longbow and the Welshman is in York at the time.

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Bringing a sword to a gun fight.

honestly, if she was on her death bed and she decided to fucking kill someone Trump or not, that would be metal as fuck.

>>34678312
>replying to Hunter 3-1 Actual
>ever
he's a shitposter, pay no attention to him.

>>34679285
fag

>>34672098
>round tip
into the trash it goes

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>>34672295
Isn't that what the left has been doing at the same exact time for like 6 months over that Russia bullshit, except to the nth degree more annoying and stupid, like Bush Republican level stupid bringing up "muh traitors"?

>>34672039
>the queen is really a king
lol screwed again my england.

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>>34676362
>He thinks his biases against a certain voting bloc forms a coherent argument because one person in the group is an idiot
BAKA SENPAI

>>34675810
>This is why people can propagate stuff like "Trump voters are stupid and prone to violence"
Except the exact opposite happened right after the election. I don't think no one noticed the people that rioted over a fair election then proceeded to make a birther-tier conspiracy theory started by the DNC about Trump colluding with Russia to win the election when that didn't work and then these same people want him to be impeached over said conspiracy theory.

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>>34672013
I'd love to see this fight.

YAAAAAS

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>>34674195
Brother, you had me at Pound Land.

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>>34679784
>birther-tier
nigga you do realize who was king birther right?

>>34672013
>>34672098
Doesn't the Queen (or any ruling British monarch) use Curtana

>>34678804
So your grandparents were the only self respecting members of your family.
>>34674318
Kill yourself or get out of Canada
>Also weeb

>>34680703
That doesn't mean both conspiracy theories aren't stupid and believed by the most partisan (and hence, most idiotic) elements of both sides of the isle. I have my own thought on the issue independent of what Trump thinks because I'm not stupid and I'd rather not have someone tell me what to think about an issue but do my own investigation on it.

>>34672013
This is the stupidest bait title I have ever seen. Holy fuck.

>>34680703
an attention whore?

>>34680830
A conspiracy theory is when a fat, orange faggot makes some shit up to bolster a foundering reality show. When the FBI, CIA, NSA, DHS, Pentagon, and various foreign intelligence agencies agree that Russia fucked around in our election, and then later discover a bunch of weird ties between Trump's staff and Russia, that's something else altogether. Personally, I think Trump's just a fuckup with no sense of propriety and a politically retarded staff, but it still needs to be investigated.

>>34680929
but it has been investigated already, anon

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>>34672168

>>34679696
>Russia bullshit
>"There's absolutely no fire here. On an unrelated topic, where the fuck did all this smoke come from?"

>>34680929
>>34681047

It's also when the DNC won't even let the FBI investigate the server that was allegedly hacked and goes to a third party to do the investigation of said server, who latter turn out to have done very questionable things along with using questionable methods to look into the server, along with not answering a request for the Senate to ask the CEO of said company about the issue. Not to mention how the DNC has been stirring up "Muh Russia" since the the Democratic National Convention, when they had Wikileaks basically expose them for the corrupt assholes they are just like they did with the Bush Republicans. And they responded in the same manor that the Bushite Republicans did when Wikileaks leaked that footage too: anyone that looks at this is a traitor to America and so on and so forth.

Also even experts in the field of cybersecurity disagree with the assessment that it's Russia because it's well-known in cyber-security that ou can spoof another country by using a VPN from said country and conducting an attack through there. In fact, that's how most countries that conduct cyberattacks operate, because why would you have someone trace what country the attack came from so easily and then be able to pinpoint what IP your using from that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OKNOdojHBw

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>>34679494
It could be a blunt sparring sword.

>>34679798
Donald trump avoided the draft like a little bitch. He's a fat pussy who would pay people to fight for him.

>>34678134
>Some of the worst welfare cases in the country,

I was under the impression that they give more back to the country than they take, from their investments and such

>>34674195
>t. dumbass britbong
Americans are born without the gene that codes for crown compliancy, it's how we won the revolutionary war.

>>34682987
So did John Kerry (you don't complain about him being a massive pussy that wants to send people to their deaths do you?) and every other politician under the sun,except maybe Jim Webb and John McCain (of which only Jim is someone worth listening to seeing that John McCain is perfectly fine with sending people to fight illegitimate wars in the Middle East and dying for his paycheck).

>>34683355
I'm strictly comparing Trump and the Queen.

But...John Kerry avoided the draft? Didn't he serve though?

>>34676391
we were then we sent Big Boss home because he was drinking and had a lady on the side

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>>34672020

Unlikely an invasion would take place, the USA would take too many loses to justify it. if it where to happen we'd have to assume it would be a deceleration of war, Every US troop in the UK would be taken prisoner or killed all Aircraft and Equipment captured. the British forces would then attack US forces in Europe taking them by complete surprise, dealing heavy damage or even fully destroying all Equipment in join ops bases.

any RN ships near a US carrier would open fire, dont get me wrong the US carrier fleets are extremely strong but they would be sunk by a ship or sub that's already in their formation.

Its Quite possible that the US would be forced to negotiate or either risk an incredibly costly war with what could be millions of losses and a vast amount of Equipment destroyed just to annex the UK for a year or two before rebels kick them out again. If nukes where used then it would just be MAD, but even though the US could destroy most of the uk with their bombs, at what cost, most major US cities would be destroyed.

I could see the British being kicked out of NATO, banned from trade by every US Ally and locked out of everything.

Even if there was an invasion and US victory you could just end up with the UK being as Germany was in the 30's and it would lead to another massive war.

>>34683399
I meant Bill Clinton

Listen you dirty good for nothin redcoats...

Don't make us kick your asses a third time.

>>34683489
Oh yeah. Bill Clinton is a piece of shit too.

>>34683533
You're consistent, so no harm no foul.

>>34672020
i'd enlist up for that.
>>34672039
i'd enlist up for that too.
>>34674195
if the queen's word doesn't compel the niggers and muds who rule your streets why would it compel the white trash, spics, and niggers that make up our ground forces?

>>34674686
>thinking modern Brits would handle what Americans dished out in Vietnam
Linebacker 2 made The Blitz look like the Germans were sending 5 O'Clock Charlie over there to throw a grenade out of his Biplane.

>>34672168
>US demands
Who exactly would be in command in that case and trough what legal work he should go to make that demand? I mean in Senat or Congress and stuff like that.

>>34672020
>You would be invaded by the entire American military. You would get assfucked so hard by President Pence.
It's interesting how the people who defend Trump when he says something retarded and crazy, are the first ones to flip their shit when someone else does the same thing while talking about him.

>>34681080
>dat youtube video
>not being totally full of shit
Though I'm sure they researched things just as thoroughly as EVERY INTELLIGENCE AGENCY in the country.

>>34685025
You mean the same intelligence agencies that have a habit of saying states like Afghanistan,Syria, Libya and Iraq have WMDs and after we invade it and train """rebels"" ala the Mujaheddin, it turns out that's bullshit and we destabilized a semi-stable country for nothing? Yeah, that's a killer job their doing being wrong 4 times now.

>>34685063
>everyone agrees
>this means they must all be incompetant

>>34683469
>implying the EU would let bongland invade them to attack US bases
>implying there are RN ships in every american carrier group
Had a good kek there m8

>>34685089
You forgot the part where the claim they made turns out to be bullshit years down the road, like the WMDs in Iraq, Gaddafi and the claims that he was butchering his people and similar claims about Assad (along with him having WMDs).

>>34685111
well, he does have chemical agents. at least one of the attacks appears to have been performed by non-syrian state personnel though.

>>34684816
One good bombing deserves another!

>>34672013
Perhaps the queen should consider getting a life and binning her knife?

Look at all the little trumplings all flustered over a joke. What's the matter guys, can't take a little locker room talk?

>>34685214
Except he's been winning the war since about late September last year. There would be no fucking reason to use sarin at al. also, why are the people assisting the supposed sarin victims not wearing any of the appropriate gear like those used by the Tokyo police for the Om Shinrikyo sarin attacks in the mid 90s?
It is so deadly that in it's pure form, a drop is enough to kill a man yet they are just wearing gas masks, not actual hazard suits needed in such a situation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMWSGwtZslo

>>34685291
*at all. Also

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>>34685291
>ME muds in charge of making sense
but yeah that supposed state chemical attack well after the war had shifted in his favor was poorly timed. not that it is shocking for muds to make bad decisions.

>>34685590
It still doesn't answer why we didn't give any sort of preparatory aid in the form of hazard suits seeing that we've been saying this about Assad for years now, yet the first responders are basically as unprepared as ever to respond to a sarin attack. in addition, Assad is a religious minority (an Alawite) in Syria, so acting haphazardly and "acting like a mud" like you say pretty much isn't in his MO. If it were, he would have been ousted out of office in the majority Sunni Syria, not to mention there would be escalated violence against Alawites for Assad's actions. Assad has actually tried to keep a lid on religious extremism in the country for this reason and has worked to make Syria a functioning, secular state, much like Gaddafi did to Libya (to the point where Libya during Gaddafi's reign was almost a 1st-world country by most measures and he was relatively popular in Libya at the time, same with Assad really).

You don't need a sword when you are immortal

>>34685861
>why we didn't give any sort of preparatory aid in the form of hazard suits
fucking money for one.
and give them to an entire country (or at least all those not under assad control) in case their lead nigger decides to gas them?
suits that are borderline useless props handed out to the military for morale purposes?
wat?

MO be damned, it's a civil fucking war. ethno/political infighting has consistently been the ugliest form of conflict humanity has seen in the last few centuries. sherman would have gassed the south, winning or not, if he could have. assad and saddam both lived in the same boat. get out of here vlad, you're buying way too much into the russian agitprop if you honestly think assad's regime couldn't have been responsible for any of the gassings.

>>34673258
I came here looking for this, now I can go in peace. Thanks Anon.

>>34686067
>suits that are borderline useless props handed out to the military for morale purposes?
Except we're talking about some supposed madman that has WMDs so wouldn't it make some fucking sense to give them the means not to get doused by biological weapons if we were positive if the claim is true? It only makes sense when we're talking about forces that we're working with because we don't want themdie or to be fucked up by biological/chemical weapons beyond repair. That and the fact they are in the Middle East so there aren't exactly a lot of states with hazmat suits that are in support of their goals other than us.

>get out of here vlad, you're buying way too much into the russian agitprop if you honestly think assad's regime couldn't have been responsible for any of the gassings.
So are you just going to the Cold War-esqe insults instead of actually addressing the fact that it's highly suspicious that none of the people that were seen working on the victims of the gas attack are horrendously ill-prepared for such an attack, because dressed as they are they should they would have spread the sarin to half of their friends at the rebel base. Yet, for some reason they aren't dropping dead from a sarin gas attack even though as we've seen in Japan circa 1995 that wouldn't be the case.

>>34686130
>so wouldn't it make some fucking sense to give them the means not to get doused by biological weapons if we were positive if the claim is true?
no, it wouldn't.
>A. we don't really care about syrians
>B. money
>C. money
>D. this is all about fucking with russia
did you see foreign powers giving united state's citizens CRBN gear because russia might use them during the cold war? even domestic handouts by the us government were extremely limited and mostly included teaching people how to fend for themselves in the event of attack.

you don't need hilarious amounts of gear, and the syrians don't have it anyway, to work on victims of a C attack that has very low environmental persistence (as most common chemical weapons have). an open street is not a goddamn subway.

>>34674686
Comparing guerilla fighters to faggots
You really activated my almonds

>>34686183
> an open street is not a goddamn subway.
But contact with sarin is still pretty deadly, even at low concentrations and even non-deadly doses can damage your neurological system permanently.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarin
> It can be lethal even at very low concentrations, where death can occur within one to ten minutes after direct inhalation of a lethal dose[, due to suffocation from lung muscle paralysis, unless antidotes are quickly administered. People who absorb a non-lethal dose, but do not receive immediate medical treatment, may suffer permanent neurological damage.
>Sarin has a high volatility (ease with which a liquid can turn into a gas) relative to similar nerve agents, therefore inhalation can be very dangerous and even vapor concentrations may immediately penetrate the skin. A person’s clothing can release sarin for about 30 minutes after it has come in contact with sarin gas, which can lead to exposure of other people
So why the fuck are these faggots in the street handling sarin-laced bodies and victims without the proper fucking gear and not breaking out into the usual symptoms of sarin poisonig.

Looks like the old bat's starting to lose her marbles. What does saying shit like that accomplish besides giving everyone a chuckle, it just stoops to the level of Trumps baby tantrums.

Anti trumper laugh and say "haha the queens so cool for saying that!"

Pro trumpers laugh saying "haha like the old cunt could even raise a sword to do it, then survive the ass fucking from US military!"

People in the middle are left saying "wtf is wrong with these people? this equates to 8 years old talking shit to each other on the play ground."

>>34686232
without a response time, details concerning the agent itself, the specifics of dispersion, and PPE used by said responders such conjecture is fairly meaningless. suffice to say by the time response crews arrived, factor in (probable) old stock, outdated dispersal methods, etc used by a desperate regime trying to shock hostile townships back into line, it's not a shock that the only dangerous places left would probably be basements and the like.
i haven't seen any papers regarding responder casualties one way or the other though.

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>>34686232
I remember reading newspaper reports of the aftermath of the attack. Repeatedly they claimed rescuers would blacked out in the middle of doing their rescuing and then woke up in hospital feeling OK. This is apparently what people think being contaminated with Sarin does. MFW.

>>34672284
>How stupid do you have to be to fall for such a fake article? Getting angry before even bothering to look it up?

At least on /k/ people usually have the decency to be embarrassed when they discover they've been memed, but there are entire camps of people all over the world so set in their opinions and worldviews that their reactions to the revelation a story they fell for was fake range from "well there's a bit of truth in every lie" all the way to "I bet it happened and they're just covering it up" and eventually "it doesn't matter whether it happened or not, it's the idea that counts!"

Welcome to the post-truth society, where truth is 100% negotiable.

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>>34686329
It was spread by a rocket or an airstrike and the response teams arrived within an hour of the initial spread of the agent. The whole thing about it being old stock is just your conjecture to lessen the significance of the situation . In addition, sarin stays in clothes for 30 minutes after the initial contact, and since the first responders were in a rebel held province no less, it's very likely they were within a reasonable distance of the attack so arriving in 30 minutes is very probable on the part of the EMTs, which really makes me question photos like these where they're seen without any precautionary measures except for s facemask, which might cover them for the airborne molecules but sarin is volatile. It doesn't stay in the air for long but it proliferates in clothing and skin tissue for awhile.

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>>34672013
The Queen's sword is Curtana, the Sword of Mercy.

>>34686440
Welcome to Propaganda 101: if people don't know how something works don't tell them and exploit their ignorance

>>34684849
The fucking President you dumbass. Vice President swears in as President the second the President dies.

And if a sitting US President was assassinated in this ridiculous scenario that's not even worth considering congress would be so fucking furious they would explicitly authorize (which they don't need to, the Executive has control of foreign affairs and War in all but name), retroactively if need be, up to and including glassing England. Even their gay subs couldn't save them, America has mainland missile defence and England can't pump enough missiles to spam it into failure

>>34685025
Don't you read the news nigger? The "17" intelligence agencies was only 4 (AKA NOT "EVERY FUCKING INTELLIGENCE AGENCY") and every one of those 4 had political Obama appointees in charge who were all extremely loyal to the DNC and their fake Russian story.

>>34672284
>How stupid do you have to be to fall for such a fake article?

As stupid as the average American. They ain't a bright people.

>>34684926
Vassals need to know their place.