I need to defend myself from extraterrestial and/or possible

Okay, okay, it's simple
You already have everything you need

Nonexistant threats require nonexistant weapons. Do you have any guns that you do not have? I'm sure you do. Good, all set then.

>>34669084
>what is the best way to do so?

Using a condom.

>>34669084
Disrupt their communications

The Holy Bible, King James Version

>>34669130
Get out Protestant filth

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Such beings are usually immortal or unkillable in some manner, so you're going to want a weapon that forces the concept of a limited lifespan on them. A couple dozen of these things should do the trick.

Any non meme answers?

>>34669084
A copy of the Necronomicon in Latin and hard cast bullets with the elder sign on the front.

>>34669084
9mm to roof of mouth. lock and load.

.45

>>34669205
Any non-meme questions?

>>34669084
The usual stuff.

Wolfsbane, Silver, Plenty of Salt, etc.

Also, drums. In many cultures around the world, the sound of drums were said to drive away evil.

>>34669465
underrated

>>34669205
this >>34669130

read psalm 23:4

Your dick. Teach the aliens that humans are far better at fucking than aliens are.

>>34669084
I heard .22LR can literally bounce between dimensions.

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>>34669084
>extraterrestial
utilize benis

>>34669585
True, but .45 can simply inertia through the planes. Rumor is the Truly Immovable Rod is .45 inches wi-*CLANG*

Necronomicon

Bluff. Claim our species has the ability to trigger vacuum collapse and will do so if an alien race harms even one of our species.

[spoiler]this is seriously probably our best bet.[/spoiler]

>>34669205
See
>>34669698

Someone get this shit to the U.N. so they can use it if aliens want to go to war

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>>34669698
>tfw no vacuum imploder missles

>>34669698
>mfw the Jews were right all along with the Samson doctrine

>>34669084
>> 10mm

>>34669729
Is there a video game or science fiction work that have those...?
The problem is it destroys the entire universe.

>>34669749
It's the only bluff they might buy.

>>34669084
If I was an advanced race from outer space, I would be afraid and paranoid of alien creatures sneezing on me.

So OP, I suggest you prepare to sneeze or spit at extraterrestrials trying to harm you.

I would say you are powerless to stop them unless you have entities of your own to repel them or a particle beam that has a faster draw than the target

>>34669783
The thing with gambits like that isn't that they have to buy it, it's that they have to see the payoff isn't worth the risk. No one is sure, but we're willing to believe there are Jews out there crazy enough to kill everyone if Jews are existentially threatened ever again. Similarly, our extra-dimensional rudebois don't have to believe we -- humanity -- are capable of collapsing space in retaliation for one death. They simply have to believe it's possible SOME species could be that crazy and that probing-and-killing one organism isn't worth that risk. If they don't buy it, you're exactly where you were before.

Use a P90, it is a weapon of war, made to kill your enemy. Worked well for Stargate Command.

>>34669912
Huh. So interestingly other species may either actually have this capability or have threatened it which then prevents US from being invaded because they might blanket leave all developed species (let's say capable of making particle accelerators,) alone.

>>34669135
Rapist papist detected

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>>34669932
now use a reasoning similar like here http://www.simulation-argument.com/simulation.html to flesh this idea and create a new philosophic conception :^)

>>34669932
Exactly, which is why intergalactic war is silly. Assuming cultural baggage doesn't ruin things and the ones who find us are sufficiently advanced as to appear magic, aliens that find us will either infiltrate the shit out of us to the point they could shut down our society if they don't like us, nuke us from across the galaxy, or give us a no-pressure offer to join intergalactic civilization. They'll probably consider all three and do two.
>>34670004
Joke's on you, kid *leap of faiths you*

>>34670058
there is barely any leap of faith there though otherwise it wouldn't even have got known

>>34670004
I'm familiar with the general concept, though not this detailed variant.

My personal theory is that we are one of many simulations run to help solve a problem

My guess is the problem is entropy (heat death) since it is the final problem of any civilization.

(Check out the final question by asimov if you haven't)

>>34670004
Who is this anime girl by the way anon

>>34670091
it's literally in the file name, it's poland from hetalia and it's no woman

>>34669084
>I need to defend myself from extraterrestial
If any ayys show up just jack off onto their big gay heads.

>>34669620
if .45acp can do that, I should be good with a .45-70 carbine for home defense, right? It's an older Marlin with a 16 inch barrel.

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>>34670091
>Its a girl (male)

ive been had

>>34670069
No, leap of faith like Kierkegaard

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>ayys come to town
>some retarded weeb shows then anime
>they fall for girl (male)
>someone tells them it's (male)
>they get embarrassed and mad
>wipe out our species
trolled hard

>>34669084

.357 mag wheel gat with silver full metal jacket ammunition.

And a Walmart machete

>>34670091
>Girl
That's Poland, Anon. He's a cutie, but also fucking stupid.

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>>34669084

>>34669084
Be simple.
Shotgun.

>>34670309
Silver FMJ? Silver cast would be feasible, but to make silver jackets just no.

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>>34669115
It could mean only one thing.

Bamp

>>34670080
>le reddit question
Entropic heat death is so far off its pointless to make conjecture about it. It's a slightly interesting thought experiment, nothing more.
In addition, it requires a closed system, which is not proven yet. Besides, if we're a simulation, who gives a shit about entropy anyways?

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>>34672700
>Besides, if we're a simulation, who gives a shit about entropy anyways?

if we are in a simulation it means we should care of the entropy of the host universe

>>34671052
There are commercially available silver cast loads

>>34669084
Kill your body, your soul will go to a higher dimension than the ayyys can get to.
>not automatically trying to get the interdimensional high ground

>>34669084
Bacteria, just sneeze on those niggas.

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Fukkin ayyy lmao faggots are treading on my shit. I tried givin them $3.50 but they keep coming back. What is the best weapon to use against them?

>>34672811
If they're stepping on you, get a snake. Or punji stakes.

>>34672710
>muh brain in a vat
Just live your life, leave philosophy 101 in community college where it belongs

>>34672724
i recall coonan made em

>>34669084
Some verified anti-spirit weapons are nukes. The japanese emperor had his deity status removed when the bombs disrupted the home island leylines. Without them, the empire's spirit was broken.

>>34669620
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>34672811
Nice pic brah

>>34669084
prayer, mostly

salt, silver, holy water all work. You can probably apply those things to bullets in some way.