How do we take him down?

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Exactly like the video except flamethrow the remains and use earthmovers to bury the entrails

>>34668736
place in rocket and shoot into sun, solves everything and generates NASA jobs

>>34668765
>when the atf sees your dog

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>>34668774
How do you plan to get him into the rocket? Also realize this isn't the first time Jason has been in space...

>>34669161
ah, Friday the 13th: Part 24: Space-son

Anti material rifles, bait him into open ground and bisect him with a few 20mm rounds. cut up corpse and leave in acid for a day or two.

use anti RPG net to beat him up/subdue

lift with crane
place in sealed, vented hamster wheel made of metal
solve energy crisis

>>34669290
I want this to be dlc in the game so bad

>>34668736
A bolter and faith in the Emperor anon.

>>34668765
COnsideirng that was the cold open of the movie it clearly didn't work

>>34668736
Use a soccer mom to yelling to him about his traumatic childhood.

>>34669161
>How do you plan to get him into the rocket?
magnets, then shoot into sun

>>34669746
Is he made of metal?

>>34669812
>Is he made of metal?
No, but his machete is.
When's the last time he ever let go of it for anything besides throwing it at people?

With PSYOPS

>Get PSYOPS to start blasting repeating voices that sounds like his mom
>Get a sacrificial female pvt/cpl to dress like his mom
>Have a few deuces turn him into cheese and a A-10's on station to make sure
>Send parts to a one way trip to the sun

>>34668736

Well, you're going to find his Mother's Sweatshirt first.

>>34670431

Sweater I mean.

>>34669825

What if he uses the machete to throw the magnetic space rocket at people though?

Congrats. now jason has a magentic space rocket machete. Thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SlWegS2sS0

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>>34669356
Fuck the bolter, make it personal anon.

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blow his limbs off with .45ACP and throw him in here

>>34668736
ksvk(asvk) and a kord and I do like that acid idea

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>>34671018

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>>34671063

>>34669746
>Magnets
How the fuck do those work?

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3 Lewis Guns
2 WW1 Era anti-tank rifles
1 Tank from Pic Related
1 Lee Enfield

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>>34668736
In Part 6 he took 3 shotgun blasts and a .357 round to the dome.
I would know as that happens to be my favorite scenes in my favorite movie in the series.

Also in Part 7 he gets lit on fire and doesn't die, so flamethrowers wouldn't work.

>>34668765
That film has completely different Jason mechanics than the rest of the franchise. Fucking teleporting between bodies and shit?

>>34668736
1.Introduce him to 4Chan.
2.Wait for his soul to die.

>>34668736
pick up 6 Mexicans in front of home depot, give them a .50 cal rifle a piece, and have them put Jason in a 10'x10' block of concrete by the end of the day.

all the while I sit back and stuff my face in their thicc Latina daughters/wive's milkshakes.

Bear slugs, lots

>>34673343
Considering that Freddy is driven by pure hatred, wouldn't 4chan make him stronger?

>>34671108
What the fuck is the guy on the right doing?

>>34673527
Don't show him /d/. Just /pol/.

>>34673572
watching out for tanks

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Borrow his guns

>>34669410
It would be problem of a different guy with a different team.

>>34668774
Actually, shooting things into sun is a hell of a tech. problem.

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>>34673572
>if I don't look at it, it doesn't exist

>>34668736
Simply call the police and await their assistance.

Sneak up behind him and clip a dog tail to his shirt and some dog ear headband on his head. Then call the ATF and tell them I accidentally sawed my shotgun's barrel below the legal limit by 1 mm.

>>34668736
Don't be a slutty, beer-gulping chad piece of human garbage and you should be alright.

Alternatively, Saiga 12ga with them 12 round mags. I've never in my life seen a problem that one of those couldn't fix.

>>34668736
Send to Africa and let him kill niggers.

>>34668736
dont they show him getting captured in jason x?

>>34673633
Well, if shown /pol/ he may at least do something useful.

>>34671096
Underrated post

>Drop a big net on him.
>Dress him up like a muṭawwiʿ
>Ship him to Saudi Arabia.

Now he still gets to kill stupid, immoral teenagers and the people will appreciate him for doing it.

>>34674948
No, it starts with him chained up, then he escapes and kills a few people, and is eventually frozen (to the point of suspended animation) when Jason accidentally pierces the crychamber with his machete.

If you could lure him into a place like that, you could maybe capture him, but the odds of him coming to you are low, since he stays at Crystal Lake almost exclusively.

In Jason Goes to Hell it takes an entire special forces team to take him down. It's like 20+ guys armed with everything from shotguns to legit machine guns, and he is eventually blown up by a mortar strike, basically. (Google: Jason Voorhees blown up)

It really all depends on which Jason we're dealing with. Jason from I-IV is basically just a tough fucking redneck, he is originally 'killed' by getting his head split open by a machete. But after that he becomes an unstoppable undead force. You can never kill him after that, just slow him down.

>>34668736
>be in high school
>like guns, read Guns and Ammo, Soldier of Fortune
>try to talk to a girl
>Chad shows up
>fuck Chad
>Chad starts talking shit
>I try to ignore him
>Chad shoves me in locker
>after school
>hear that a party is at Crystal Lake
>Cue Matrix in Commando montage
>Mini-14, Remington 870, and my Dads Bren-10.
>hike to lake
>hear screams
>run to the Camp
>Some huge burned fucker has them cornered
>There's Chad, along with the girl I wanted to talk to
>look at her, she's hiding behind Chad
>I can tell, she's fucked him
>look at the burned guy
>look into his eyes
>I see pain, and a rage
>I realize that he's not the monster
>THEY ARE!
>Chad, and the sluts beg me
>BEG ME!?
>THEY DIDN'T GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY AND THEY BEG ME!?!?
>We turn together, and butcher them
>afterword, I talk about my life
>Jason just nods
10/10 friend

>>34675033
Yeah, like>>34674910

>>34675153
damn.
anyway i think explosives would be useful
a cal.50 to blow of limbs and shit, then pic up the pieces and concrete them inside steel barrels.

>>34675153
This is why you drop his ass in a vat of concrete. Then drop that concrete cylinder into a larger vat of concrete. Then you drop the whole shebang off the side of a ship in the middle of the ocean.

Now it's future people's problem.

>>34673572
>>34673673
>>34674312
He is crying I believe.

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>Jason his sworn enemy
>obsessed and prepares to destroy him
> shows up with a map and one shotgun shell when called

Why did he do this?

>>34673527

[hate machine intensifies]

>>34675418
also
>Shows up with single shot shotgun
y tho
Big guns were a thing back then

buckshot to the face

>>34673572
He's throwing a grenade zoom in and look slightly up and left

>>34675213
>Sociopath/10
ftfy

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>>34668736
1 on 1 with John Wick, armed with a pencil.

>>34668736
Since the 2 threads I have open are this and the innawoods one... why not lure Jason to a skinwalker or vice versa? Would they team up? Or would they just have a brutal fight?
>Inb4 movie titles
>Jason vs the skinwalkers
>/k/ vs skinwalkers vs Jason
>Friday the 13th part /x/
>masked machete murderer massacres mystery monsters

>>34676062
Do skinwalkers have pacts with the devil? If so, they'd likely team up

>>34668736
Shoot the Writers

What body armor is ideal for fighting Jason?

>>34668736
Honestly never seen it. Guns? Liberal application of guns?

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>>34678794
Are you foreign? How do you not see one of these even unintentionally?

>>34678865
Nope, born in Oklahoma grew up in Missouri.

I guess shit happens.

>>34668736

Seeing as he never runs, just keep
distance and use a flesh eating acid.

>>34668736

a 12 gauge w/buckshot. shoot head. done.

jason is a fucking pussy and I wouldn't be scared IRL unless I was unarmed.

>>34678741
Plot armour or you're fucked.

>>34678938
https://youtu.be/E6QDN_JKBmQ

I can't believe people paid money to watch this

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>>34668736
Piece of cake

>>34673527
Send him to /r9k/ amd he'll die of depression

>>34678986
>Someone got paid to turn two blank firing machine pistols into sci fi guns.

>that person wasnt me

Life is suffering

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>>34679015

>>34668736
Step 1: A Female Counselor retrieves the sweater from Jason's mother's shrine.
Step 2: Remove Jason's Mask via face pummeling.
Step 3: Have Tommy Jarvis pick up the Mask.
Step 4: Female Counselor presses Q in Proximity of Jason.
Step 5: Female Counselor hits Jason (Ideally a Headshot).
Step 6: Jason falls to knees and Tommy presses E.

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>>34671368
yeah but he didn't get lit on fire after being blown into literal pieces. Sustained flamethrower fire on his chunks until they turn to ash would do the trick

>>34676003
With a fucking, pencil?

>>34668736
AA12 with drum mag 12g Dragons breath.

Field of plants that spit high velocity peas and explode on contact. Snow peas and mushrooms stall him until my walnuts can roll him into the kryptonite pit and turn the intergalactic teleporters on. If Jason ever escapes molecular transference, show him movie of camp counselors plowing his mom.

>>34679423
whats the actual context to this image? i get the forum thread, but, whats the scene from that show, always bright in whatever? is the same situation happening?

>>34682169
Always sunny in Philadelphia, he's dated or is interested in a tranny but maintains it isn't gay, he's also kind of a musclehead or sees himself as such, so similar situation I guess

>>34673376
That's how Operation Fast and Furious got started.

>>34675946
And?

>>34675213
/r9k/ please leave

>>34675252
Drop that concrete slab into the deepest part of the ocean. He'll never get out due to the massive pressure. And then, eventually, he'll be melted in a tectonic plate joint. Still, keep a 16 digit grid on that fucker for future reference.

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>4-6 of us kitted out like pic related
>Keep campers concentrated in an open area where we can have eyes on all them the whole time. Like a soccer field or an amphitheater, whatever.
>Set up claymores in defensive perimeter
>Stress to campers that They Are On Their Own if they leave to protective area
>Shoot the shit out of him any time he tries to breach the perimeter
>7.62 real fucking NATO and .45 stronk to break his body.
>Drop a willie pete or two on him before he can regenerate
>Distribute H&K business cards afterwards because SURPRISE, we double as salesmen
>Make twice the profit

>>34673572
He found a way out of the war :D

>>34668736
>tell Mr. Bean that Crystal Lake has buried pirate treasure
>wait

>>34668736
We do it yes we do it with .45 stoppan powah!

>>34673633
Nothing wrong with /d/, as long as you stay away from the faggot trap threads

>>34675213
two nukes were pretty effective at nipping nippon but there is not enough holy hell fire in the world to rid us of /rk9/

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>>34679757
you've clearly never heard the lore of the teacup and the key, have you....

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>>34675213
Based

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>>34684747
Lol I triggered some whiteknights.

>>34676681
/k/ vs the Forces of Hell.


...Humanity is Fucked

>>34668736
The small squad and i keep Jason isolated at camp crystal by keeping the camp populated with feminists and numales that were kidnapped or taken hostage with basic small arms.

the locals don't pay us, but the world slowly becomes a better place to live.

>>34668736
I use the blessing ritual to turn Crystal Lake into holy water.I then fuck a slutty cheerleader in boat anchored at the middle of the lake.

>>34682169
Mac is explaining how dating a pre-op male to female tranny isn't gay.

>>34673949

Its ridiculously easy dude, the gravitational pull does the job.

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>>34673572

>>34673572
He's under the middle of the tank because he knows he won't get crushed by the tracks like the two guys on the edge of the trench when it goes over the trench due to the gap.