Mall ninja thread

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>>34661943
IT'S "FREEDOM FRIES" !

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>>34661857
This is now a cringe thread

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Is this cringe or badass? I cant tell.

>>34662187
imagine having to be next to this guy at the range bouncing shots off the fucking ceiling

>>34662187
drop the knife and 150 pounds and its much less cringe
also less shooting the roof

>>34662187
It's absolute cringe.

He's the sort of fat pudding that will end up shooting himself in the hand.

>>34662935
And I pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Cringe!

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http://boingboing.net/2016/10/06/mall-cop-pulls-gun-on-driver-w.html

>>34662935

This isn't mall ninja-- none of them are even wearing tactical vests or knee pads.

They're just ugly people holding guns and swords.

>>34661857
Funny story, me and some buddies were 17 looking for some kind of under-21 "club" to find bitchs. End up at the "club" at like midnight in Saint Paul, surrounded by all Asians. Look at the bouncer an he's got full black BDU, vest, boots, gloves, mask and helmet. Asians lol.

>>34663220
What is that long bar in the middle?

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>>34663223
Katana aka Waifu Defender Blade

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>>34661857
Look at his eyes. This is a man without hope, who is ready to die.

>>34662187

>shoots floor
>shoots ceiling
>puts hand in front of muzzle with finger on trigger

Definite genuine operator

>>34663248
Oh. I thought it was a rake.

>>34662187
>shooting the ceiling
fucking retard, this shit is what gets the range shut down for maintenance days

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>>34661857
There can be only one

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>>34663276
Thats PTSD in his eyes

He's seen shit you couldnt even imagine

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>>34662115

>>34664182
i fucking WISH i could be this cool

>>34662115

Wouldn't call that cringe.
That guy looks like he'd be fun to hang with after a few beers.

>>34662935
>that one guy in the bushes
spooky

>>34664182
I feel like this guy could star in a cult classic grindhouse action B movie

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>>34664182
this guy is actualy cool should not be in this thread

>>34661862
WTF is this? Oprahs diet club for retards?

>>34663380
What is going on in pic related

>>34662935
the amish are here, and they are pissed

>>34662187
FAT NIGGER

i thought he was going to shoot his hand.
disappoint t.b.h

>>34664182
that Mustang II looks pretty sweet

>>34664926
>african in jail

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>>34662935
>this neckbeard faggot has got laid and you haven't

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>>34665353
Females are seriously overrated

Who needs smelly women when you have guns and toys

>>34662187
accident waiting to happen

>>34662187
I know Jack shit about knife fighting but...
>that triple bobbled draw

Cringe as fuck

>>34665085
just a typical Chloe fanboy. After some of the other hilariously autistic shit I've seen on here, /fit/, and /tv/, this is nothing unusual.

>>34661862
Reno 711

>>34665353
Remember: if it came easy theres a chance it wasn't too high quality for one reason or another.

>>34661857

>Unconverted Saiga

I will never not be triggered by this

>>34664182
That's fucking cool

>>34662187
look up voda consulting dudes a fucking joke claims former SF but "can't remember his team number/name" and no records

>>34666705
Ghetto Tacital

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX6GKntzJbs

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>>34662115
That's just funny not cringe

Anyone have the Detroit Threat Management Center videos?

>>34667016
This one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnPZ1yuoFIc

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>>34662935
Dude in the bushes cracks me the fuck up every time. Idk why you guys get so upset about ugly/weird people having hobbies though,barring safety concerns.

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>>34665626
There's nothing you can shove into your ass that will make the loneliness go away buddy. Plus girls smell nice most of the time.

>>34662935
>you will never have a wedding this cheesy and awkward

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>>34662935
*blocks your path*

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>>34667442
That tactical spork bayonet makes me happy

>>34662935
all the guys look like nu-males

>>34667502
wait
why don't we actually have that?
>protection for crotch shots
>protection from gut/liver shots
genious

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>>34662187
>>34666961
holy jesus

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>>34668053
If you're not joking, because shit is heavy and hot.

Inb4 some 300lb lardo says go to the gym lel

>People using words that they do not understand.

>>34667623
That's because they are. Look at the baldy on the right. That stance... Nu-male to rule all nu-males.

>>34664182
Oper8or

>>34662960
>insufficient evidence

Did they not bother watching the video?

>>34663380
Well he has at least 3 good movies and 1 good rifle.

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>>34662187
Why doesn't he just shoot 3 or 4 extra times? Realistically you would get the person off you if you just shot them, then shoot the guy behind him. I've seen this so many times on here and I dont understand what scenario he's training for.

>>34671198
The classic 2 midgets in a trenchcoat situation

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>>34662935
Is the bride holding kenpachi's zanpaktou? What the hell, why would you want that in your wedding picture.

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>*psssh nothing personell kiddo*

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>>34672069

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>>34661857

>>34672218
>badge attached to his leg holster

>>34662122
This guy lives the /k/ dream.

>>34668053
http://battlerattle.marinecorpstimes.com/2012/04/11/journalist-wear-tests-combat-diaper-with-marines/
They are in widespread use for mounted troops.

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>>34668460
What if I want to go full armored armadillo mode though?

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>>34672205

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>>34661862
The new Matrix is looking pretty badass

>>34663220
Any reason why someone would own multiple shotguns?

>>34672717
duck gun, deer gun.

>>34672717
any reason anyone should own multiple anything?

you question is retarded. people collect shit.

>>34664182
You can tell that this guy just tears up the pussy all the time.

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>>34665626
>>34667502

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>>34672581
That guy is the IRL version of Neo, Max Payne and John Wick.

>>34672863
>your average /k/ommando

>>34664182
>badass Mustang
>badass MAC-11 with a can
I'm jelly

>>34673968

>Sniper
>Is holding an M4

What did he mean by this?

>>34661862
How did they get captured by islamic state in the second pic?

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>>34674623
he knows how to operate

>>34672717
Any reason why someone would own multiple AR's? you're an idiot.

You can have a short one, you can have a retro one, you can have a future one, etc.
you can have a serbu shorty style, you can have a pump, you can have a semi auto magazine fed shotty, you can have a pgo, god. You're a fucking idiot.

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>>34661862
They're not alone.

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>>34672863
mentally ill men are so deluded they think they look attractive doing nonsense like that.

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>>34662935
HE'S GONNA GET YOU

>>34662187
Try and argue how none of that can be applicable. I dare you all faggots.

>>34672717
desu if I had all the shootguns I wanted I'd have three
>one for HD and hunting
>double barrel for cowboy action shooting
>old one from the 1800's for a wallhanger

>>34672717
I own four

>>34676342
Well for starters he got the gun out at the same time as the knife so he just wasted time that could have been spent shooting the target on swinging the blade.

>>34661857
ITT: Fat poor kids make fun of people that actually dress for tactical situations

I bet you dumb kids make fun of airsoft too
2/10 made me reply

>>34672863
You look ugly bro. Fix your life.