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What's a good gun for killing a Great White Shark?

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Asking for a relative.
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m1 garand
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12 gauge slug.
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>>34659854
Couple o these
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A well placed Big Bertha shell should do the trick
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An Anti-Shark gun of course
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>>34659882
>using WW1 heavy arty to kill sharks

Not even the best artillerymen of the day could land such a shot
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>>34659865
THIS
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You may need to bring in a bigger relative.
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one of these
>>34657802
a seaway bangstick would be best but they're hard to come by
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> killing it
> not making it your pet
> not arming it with lasers
what would /an/ say about this?
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>>34659854
APS underwater rifle
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W. W. Greener light harpoon gun, of course.
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>>34660175
Actually all we could get was mutated sea bass...ill-tempered sea bass...
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>>34659973

this. any rifle will kill a great white when shot from a boat. rifle bullets go several feet deep into water.
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>>34659854
just use a boar spear
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>>34659894
Not the point. They would just calculate the 100% zone and saturate the area with 1000 rounds of HE to compensate.
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>>34660264
well then, equip them with some bad dragon products and report back to see if it is a viable option.
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>>34660235
t-thanks ian
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>>34659854
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>>34660286
>rifle bullets go several feet deep into water.
Which means they have lost all of their energy after traveling several feet. So unless the shark is right at the surface, you might not have a kill shot.

This is why bang sticks are used. Fires at point blank range.
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>>34659854
Probably one of these with a powerhead. Still need a decent shot but could easily kill one from 30-40ft underwater.

Also, shark week is retarded. I heard shit on the news this morning about "GW's tagged off VA swimming closer to the beach to cool off in shallow water". No retards, thats not how it works. Great Whites can survive in warm 80 degree water (ask me how I know) and deeper water offshore IS COOLER than the 65-70 degree water right beside the beach. The SURFACE temperature might be 85 offshore but under the thermocline it will be in the 50's (ideal GW temperatures). Who the hell feeds this hysteria to people like your relative? I'd like to smack them in the mouth.
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>>34660403
>Which means they have lost all of their energy after traveling several feet. So unless the shark is right at the surface, you might not have a kill shot.

if you ever have the chance to shoot into water from a pier or platform, do. 3006 will shatter football sized rocks after 4 feet of water still. yes, the shark will be around the surface. where the fuck do expect yourself to be? it's gonna be either a boat or a pier.
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>>34660462
Actually, I'd expect to be in the water. Pic related is one I took this year.
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Some aussy cunts came up with this thing that was basically a black garbage bag filled with used motor oil that you towed behind boats, it is supposed to resemble a seal if you do it right. the shark would bite it and the oil would spill over the gills and the shark would suffocate in a few minutes.
Apparently it's quite the sight as the shark would go apeshit trying to get water over its gills
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>>34660782
that's what you get when you found a country with prison inmates....
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>>34659854
Something like a earsplittin loudenboomer but .375 cal necked down from a 20mm, also make the bullet a tungsten or DP sabot
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Ernest Hemingway used a Thompson to kill or scare off sharks while he was fishing, so I'm going with that.
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>>34659854
Hemmingway used a thompson to shoot sharks while fishing.
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>>34659865
fpbp
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>>34659888
Heavily underrated.
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>TFW no shark GF to shoot at.
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>>34659854

You don't need a gun to kill a great white. Just body slam it and you'll be good.
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>>34660436
>le powerhead
Stop.
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>>34659854
Anti-ship missile.
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>>34660782
Urban legend. Never happened. Not once. Aussie fishermen talk about shit like that all the time, literally NO ONE has ever done it and documented it.
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>>34661654
It's a hard knock life
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>>34659854
Its a "dangerous" game animal.

So, .375 H&H Mag of course.
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>>34663992
>not going full Jamal and hosing the "dangerous game animal" in question with a rusty full auto AKM that was made in the Soviet Union circa 1960 and passed from Somalian dust farmer to farmer by way of inheritance
It's like you don't even Africa
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>>34660214
Only correct answer.
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>>34659865
Posts like these restore my faith, even in summer /k/
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>>34659854
>>34659854
Pic related
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>>34660436
How do you know?
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>>34659854
Don't kill the shark :(
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>>34659854
Sharks are just like sea bears spray is more effective than bullets. /k/ just hate's to admit it.
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>>34671783
why would you need to repel manta rays? unless you're a crocodile hunter of course
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>>34671783
>0.0001% chance it doesnt work
>get lucky
>fucking die horribly underwater missing half your torso

pass
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>>34659854
>sharks migration takes a turn because of weather conditions
>they are still hovering above the endangered species list because of the asian fin trade(they lose 2% of their total population cap every year because of japs alone because thats all that is reported) let alone the chinese is estimated another 4-5% unrecorded

>some nut fuck wants to hunt a creature you have a higher chance of being struck TWICE by lightning to be bit by
>the other sharks are the majority of the human attack%, its likely GW sharks kill them for us

>the massive crime is that jellyfish have sprung a 14 million times their number since the 1980's because of shark hunts, the deadly kind of jellyfish that eat everything

you shitfucks are so hung up over jaws you romantically play out in your head that one shark is ok.... one shark is 20-30 years of killing stuff we hate having at our beaches you shitcuck not to mention how much they rarely breed (we still cannot find their mating zones WITH FUCKING TRACKING TAGS ON ALL SHARKS IN A 40 MILE RADIUS)
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>>34659854
golf gun.

...Whatever puts a hole in one.
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>>34671783
>even batman used shark repellent
kek
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>>34659854

Gyrojet pistol
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According to Archer, a 1911.
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>>34660436
Alot of great whites are hanging around Alaska now perfect water plenty of food.
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>>34659865
"SMILE YOU SON OF A..!"
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>>34671783
They actually have this shit in real life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG4qupwPYqY&feature=youtu.be
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