Things your first gun said the day you bought it.

wait whats a nugget?

i WILL explode in your hand

Is somebody compensating

good thing that loophole exsists

Op is a faggot

Is this even legal?
>the answer was yes, fuck off atf

Why?

>>34658294
c-cuddle with me senpai
it's so cold in the warehouses....

>>34658294
This boy ain't no deer hunter. What the hell's he buying me for?

>>34658528
why was your gun redneck?

>>34658294
You're just buying me because you played New Vegas.

I hope this kid can shoot, he doesn't look it.

You want to turn me into a grenade launcher?
...
...
Fuck yeah!

>>34658536
Was a Winchester 94 and I live in the South. Was definitely an ex deer rifle.

Please don't bubba me

>>34658559
Was it a M1911?

>>34658294

Please be gentle it's my first time

>>34658559
Gonna guess either a Browning Hi Power or a Marlin 1895 in .45-70

im a single stack 9, ill fit under anyone's waistband.

anon you should really think about loosing a few.

>>34658294
PING!

>>34658294
>Im not gunna lie to you sonny, I've seen better days since the great war

>>34658294
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG CLICK
...
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG CLICK

>>34658294
please dont sell me to a liberal shit lord. FUCK. at least I dont have a hillary hole.

>>34658294
ENJOY THIS, /K/OMRAD *works bolt*

SKADOOSH

Everyone at the range looks over

> You're looking for an M16?
> It ain't me.
[spoiler]Mini14.[/spoiler]

you got fucking con'd pal

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>>34658824
>10 shots

Califag?

>>34658294
>blyat

>>34658294
You're a fucking idiot.

>>34658294

60+ years in the hands of good englishmen, now I'm going home with some chubby fookin burger

>>34659721
Yes

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>>34658294
It's not rape if I like it. Now, get your dick out. We're going to have some fun.

S-Someone actually bought me?

>>34658294
You overpaid, but we'll bust some clays anyway.

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N--nobody's ever touched me there before!

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Tы нe Ивaн

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You think you can handle me, little boy?~

Don't worry, we'll get stronger together~

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>>34658294
"Lasă-mă să fiu curva ta țigătă murdară, Anon" - My WASR

>>34658294
You just bought me cause I am your service rifle, Hans!
Wir werden machen keine Kompromisse!

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>>34662312
Forgot pic

My mossberg 590a1 didn't say anything when I bought it, but I can hear it whispering in my ear, demanding souls, when I get too far away from it.

Psssttt! Make sure you check NO on the mental health question.

MINE WHISPERED


KILL THEM ALL JOHN

KILL THEM ALLLLLL

oh boy, i just got bought!
i sure do look forward to sitting in this dingy room for the next month while all the paperwork is being pushed!!

pls direct me to kabab tovarish )))

"Underage b&"

"We're going to have a lot of fun together. But you know what would make it more fun? If you bought some new friends for me, too."

Cykka blyat

>>34662305
Can confirm for Romanian guns

>>34662312
Shouldn't machen go to the end of the sentence

>>34658294

Lol faggot you have no idea what you've gotten yourself into

>>34658294
I can't fit horizontally through the hallway in your house, now go buy a shorter barrel.

>>34665286
>>34666155
Some variation of these or a long ride of endless fun

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>>34662318

Здpaвcтвyйтe

>>34662276
you little shit i will eat your dick for that

You're gonna love the sound I make.

Pfff, bet you're broke now, asshole.

>>34658592
Did you?

You dont know what ill tell you cause you dont own me yet

"The internet told you I'm the greatest Concealed Carry/Self Defense/Home Defense/ War pistol in the world. How can you go wrong?"

-T. Glock 19

>>34658294

Sell me and you'll regret it

I still do.

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>>34658294
It gave me cute anime eyes right there on the guys table at the Dixie gun and knife show in beautiful Raleigh NC

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>>34670354

Iktfb

>>34658294
I'm going to shit the bed every time you shoot me and make you hate Bill Ruger.... w..wait what are you doing with that sandpaper and file?!

>>34666121
Yes.

just take me outside and shoot me twice in the air. you dont need an ar-15. its harder to aim, harder to use, and you dont need 30 rounds!

>>34658294
>I was used in ethnic cleansing in the Balkans

>>34658294
>*garbled Indian in a British accent*

>>34658294
Boom shakalaka boom!

>>34658294

I came with this 1000 dollar anchor!

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Ahh! Anon!! Not there! Dont touch me there! I-if you do ill...!!

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O-oy vey onii chan

>>34658294
God, I'm so lonely. At least I've got my extra barrels for company!

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You'll hate me and call me a piece of shit beater.
I'll get scratches maybe a gouge or two.
You'll change my eyes when they break, giving me metal framed glasses.
When you take me out we'll do things from sun up til sundown.
You'll feed me garbage at first then the finer things later.
I'll never leave you side and you'll never let me go.

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>>34658294

She'll be here today. After I put her together I'll see what she says.

>picrelated

What? I am being bought finally? You will take me shooting and clean me properly yes? Da, let's go home.
Muh 91/30 mosin

Stop dry firing me

Лyчшe кopмить мeня дaжe пocлe caнкций, cyкa.

Or

Пo-дoбpe мe зaхpaни дopи cлeд caнкциитe, кyчкa

"B-but nobody wants 5-shots anymore! G-go look at a Glock or something, you don't want me!"

a few minutes later

"Wait...You're actually doing this?! Why would you want an Iver Johnson?"

Still love this little 5-shot bundle of joy. Would like to find a 4 inch barrel for her.

>G-gee, I hope you didn't just get me because 9mm is too hard to find right now... surely you won't trade your new pal .40 for a 9 later, right?

Wrong.

>>34658294
LET'S GO TO SCHOOL

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>>34677252
Kek.

>>34658294
Umm... but that's 8x57JS, it's too big for me, but i'm glad that someone finally claned me, so i'll let you fire those four rounds without exploding

>>34677281
>it ain't me starts playing

Clean me

>"I'm not shit, you're feeding me the wrong ammo!"
That was that day I discovered not all. 22lr is created equal.

Oh god, you mean to tell me you're the fat fuck that put me on layaway. What ever, I just hope you can actually shoot and don't cram the wrong ammo in me.

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>>34670145

Удaчи нaйти мeня пeдик

Moй викинг

>>34658294
>"Kurva mě za to, že jsi mě ukradl ze života konkurence, abych se v nějakém případě zubil" - SP-01

I think he liked me!

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>>34658294
Aniki, I'll let you Blitzkreig my Rhineland and give you a sneak peek of my diary if you just show me your big uncircumcised non-kosher goy cock and see if it fits.