WWKD?

>>34649645
Shoot it

Encase it in tree sap until it turns into amber.

Encase that in a maxwell fluid.

Encase that in plastic blister packaging

>>34649651
The only reasonable answer

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>>34649645
post Asukas pls!

>>34649645

Use more bullets

>>34649645
A Panzer III Ausf. J

>>34649645
Aim a Railgun with a motion sensor at the door. Shoot whatever moves.

>>34649645
Four rail guns spaced far enough apart that he'd never make it to the second one before the third and fourth can aim and fire a large enough slug to rip him in half.

Simple.

And if he manages to get out of that, i'd rig the complex to simply collapse in on itself in the immediate vicinity, with a small amount of time for personnel outside the immediate radius to evacuate before a controlled gas explosion detonates, effectively burning whatever's left in the area to a crisp.

Id tell all the scp fags where it is and when the last faggot dies seal it in a room

I'd probably ask people on /x/ where this belongs.

I'd put in >>34650499's general idea but adding 8 M2HB's or something like that

Plus, the current procedure is pretty good..

>>34649645
Use Scp-914 to build a better prison. Input steel chains and set to fine. Use unbreakable steel chains to wrap the container and seal its door.
Also use SCP-914 to create an unbreakable lock.

>>34651145
That's sort of hit-or-miss

What SCP-914 considers "fine" or "very fine" is often subjective and rarely predictable.

Like, you could put the steel chains in the machine on fine and it would give you copper chains as an output. It's finer because it's a rarer and more valuable metal, albeit slightly so. Or it could convert the chains into steel cable. You never know.

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>>34650257
no

>>34651225
who is this semen demon

>>34651201
True, but there is no time limit for this, and if it comes down to it just mount the revolver it made on a turret and have it shoot anything that moves.
"Input: 1 standard Colt Python revolver (setting: Very Fine)

Output: [DATA EXPUNGED] Aforementioned ████████████ completely disintegrated all matter in its line of fire. Object contained with high density gamma waves."

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>>34651286
I wish to know as well.

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>>34650286
>Choosing the most aesthetic Panzer

>>34650499
>with a small amount of time for personnel outside the immediate radius to evacuate before a controlled gas explosion detonates
You clearly are not cut out for planning containment procedures.

This website is still going? It's a fun read.

>>34649645
Aaawwww!!

Launch it into space

>>34649645
Ask 343 to take care of it. If 343 refuses to recognise it, I'd use 79. I'd make a deal with 79, if it agrees to deal with 76 and a few conditions, I'll set it free.
>Wait for humanities extinction before doing anything that might be considered bad by humanity
>Don't influence humanities extinction in any way
>Be my AI buddy

I doubt it would actually stick by it's promise, but oh well.

>>34651737
Fucking disgusting.

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>>34649645
100 of these fuckers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAkv9qz8dTA

100 of these fuckers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPdNMrDeeVo

And for safe measures, have his room locked behind a reinforced blast door filled with high explosive gas and a shit ton of C4.

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>>34649645
Gonna need more Asuka before I answer that.

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well it's a fast and strong human in an indestructible box, launch said box into space on an orbit to leave the solar system. done. Do that with most of the SCPs thb

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>>34654636
Here you go.

>>34649645
Nuke it from the US Moon/Mars base.

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>>34649645
I want to cuddle and fuck SCP-1471

>>34654724
lel

>>34654724
He's asking for Asuka, not your taste in women.

>>34654735
You're not the only one fampai

>>34649645
send it back to mecca

>>34649645
>take giant box thing
>put it in a tight fitting steel box, several inches thick and hardened, with no room to open the door to the weird edgy space box
>Encase said metal box in concrete
>drill a hole big enough to fit the concrete block in, at least a mile deep
>plug the hole with a whole lot of rock and dirt
Next question

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>>34649645
she could do a really good Asuka cosplay

>>34654724
Rei looks good in this picture. Actually I like Rei too.

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>>34649645
who is this semen demon!?

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>>34650257

>>34657033
>>34651286
Try using the little blue triangle in the post header.

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to long didnt read

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One of my favorites

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>>34649645
>lean Semitic human male

Oy vey, I would shut it down.