Snuggle

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>>34648352
prove me wrong
>protip: you cant

>>34648368
doesn't have homey feel.
too smooth and alien

>>34648352
IMO the perfect cuddling rifle is the M1918 BAR

>>34648352
Sig 55x handguards feel soft like boobies

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>>34648368
>mfw when not sure if rifle or dragon dildo

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>>34648352
SKS are good for snuggles

>>34648352

I like the doggo.

>>34648352
An actual girl.

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>>34650116
>>normie-vill

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>>34650289
>ywn be as badass as that cop

For centuries, the art of the gun was practiced and refined... we went from stuffing things down the front of the barrel to load but one shot to functionally superior cartridges, then to better cartridges, then to guns with ever-higher rates of fire. Guns of all shapes and sizes fought in battles of all types and scales for many years, raining hot lead on whoever the user saw as something that needed to be purged with great force. The evolution of guns has been driven forward mercilessly ever since the day of the first gunshot, as to increase the deadliness of war, and the result is a bunch of introverted, autistic gun enthusiasts on an Atlantean beetle-tasting forum talking about which guns possess the most smoothed and rounded components as to better snuggle them as surrogate romantic partners or something.

Never change, /k/

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>>34648352
something with no protruding parts like bolt handles,exposed hammers,sights, pistol grips or magazines.

>>34648352
I've slept with almost all of my Guns at one point or another.
However the AK seemed to snuggle the best.
I slept with an AK for over three years.

I have not tried sleeping with my Hakim, but it seems like it'll be even comfort because lolnopokeybits

>>34650381
Do you sleep with one in the chamber tho?

>>34650357
This man knows how to snuggle

>>34650308
underpated roast

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M1 carbine

K31
Nice and smooth

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>>34651113
Why would a grown man sleep with three stuffed animals on his bed? You better choose your words wisely.

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>>34651125
why would he have to choose his words wisely?
the furries never left anon...

>>34651125
C o m f y

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The ones you love, obviously.

>>34648352
c7

>>34651864
if a succubus was holding it, i would gladly accept

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Sako TRG 42 would be awesome to snuggle with, but that bitch doesn't snuggle with broke niggas

>>34651125
99% of /k/ sleeps with teddies, do you? faggot

>>34653452
>c7
not a rifle

>>34650116
Let's be realistic here

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>>34648438
I don't know how either feel

Let's look at it this way. Would you rather snuggle with a horse or a unicorn? A horse obviously.
>soft ears for scratching
>muzzle for nuzzle
>body for maximum warmth
The unicorn does this as well, but also opens you up to the possibility of being gored in the middle of the night when it shifts around to get comfy. Less protrusions best protrusions.

>>34653407
>Not sleeping with stuffed animals AND riafus
You faggots don't know the meaning of comfy

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>>34648352
My russian waifu