What gun would Jesus use?

>>34643532
Nailgun powered by 30-06 rather than 22

Every time someone asks me "What would Jesus do?" I remind them that knocking over the furniture and chasing motherfuckers around with a whip *is* an option that's on the table.

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>>34643571
Because they were turned holy ground into a market

Quiet with these faggot memes

Mk 19 with belt-fed holy hand grenades

Ian uses an AR-15.

>>34643571
>*is* an option that's on the table.
You mean on the floor?

Taking a cue from raiders of the lost ark, jesus would be a humble common man. 870 wingmaster from his carpenter dad

>>34643532
Depends if you consider Israel to be legit, but probably a Galil or a Jericho.

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Quite obviously an M14.

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>>34643532

BFG in God Mode.

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>>34643532
The best guns

No guns because he isn't real.

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ICBM's of course

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I knew a Mexican guy named Jesus and he carried a hi point

Something developed around his time, like a Hi-Power or 1911.