I'm either going to jail or not

>>34636964
Don't be a fucking spaz and threaten your neighbors?

when they show up, do not admit to owning guns. they will leave.

>>34636964
You probably won't but you're a spaz and should seriously consider selling off all of your guns.

>>34636964

If your neighbor only knocked on the door how could she you holding a gun?

Also call a lawyer instead of asking some Burmese stencil fandom forum. (A consultation is usually free) Laws vary so much on this kinda stuff by state no one can give you a good answer here.

Why was she on your property?

>>34636964
use the pistol to shoot yourself.

You shouldn't own guns if dropped food makes you get violent

>muh ptsd

Oh yeah, your spaghetti really triggered you huh?

>>34637013
to violate the NAP of course

>>34636964
Next time don't drop your spaghetti.

>>34636964
Bro that's brandishing a weapon. You bet your ass your going to jail. Just unholstering or reach for it can get you in trouble.(in that situation). CHL course will tell you never to do that.

Why in the fuck are you having kids if you are this much of a fucking spaz?

And why is your neighbor immediately at your goddamned door? Are you one of those dumbfucks who has a kid while you are so broke you have to live in an apartment?

>>34637033
in his own home? really?

>>34636997
She literally caught me spergin. I'm a nice dude, but a former combat vet with diagnosed PTSD. I didn't just say it for a buzzword. It was just my way of saying "fuck off lady" but I realize I probably came off as threatening.

>>34637011
>>34637013
Apartment building. The door was cracked still and she was walking by and heard the commotion.

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>>34637062
>but a former combat vet with diagnosed PTSD
Here we go again. Try to keep your shit together, Ronnie Kovic. Goddam all you guys walking cliches.

>>34636964
Blame GamerGate

>>34637062
seriously that's a fucked up country. people sticking their nose into other peoples business like that. it's unimaginable here. if a woman screams people assume she is fucked just right.

>>34636964
You had time to log on your computer, go to /k/ and type up this elaborate story about you losing your spaghetti all over the ground like a sperg?

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>>34636964
>My fucking PTSD caught up to me
Way to make us all look fucking bad.
Jesus christ I hated fucks like you that couldn't keep a level head. Almost as if you enlisted just so you could become a living breathing stereotype of what not to be.

Reminds me of this cunt I knew that never fired his rifle, served his time without any hangups, and became the biggest POS back at home, blaming his faults on "muh PTSD."

>>34637100
Cool story bro. But not my situation.

Holy fuck the day when we cant even recognize the bait of a guy *literally* spilling his spagetti and sperging out.

>>34636964
Bro that's brandishing a weapon. You bet your ass your going to jail. Just unholstering or reach for it can get you in trouble.(in that situation). CHL course will tell you never to do that.

>>34637047
Just realized he was not seen. So my bad for jumping the gun.

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>>34636964
>muh PTSD
From what? Dropping your Subway while you waddled back to your hooch? That didn't fucking trigger you, you're just being an unstable dickhead. Fuck you, and fuck people like you for blaming your "PTSD", you fucking faggot, you give the rest of us a bad name.

Sell your fucking guns if you can't handle a little annoyance without waving them around like a mental fucking pygmie.

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>>34637128
Then why don't you enlighten us a bit with your "situation," huh?
Go on, embellish every little detail and insert redundant adjectives to validate your shitty life choices. Just remember to ask yourself, who are you trying to convince? Us or yourself?
I've known men who've been put through the wringer 10x over during their service, no friends, no families, and they turned out alright, so why can't people like you? You have all the time in the world to reflect and take action, so fucking do it.

>>34637156
I'm allowed to weild a weapon within my own household you cuckitron 5000 fagmaster.

Also, so far no police. Looks like I Smooth Criminal.

>>34636964
go and apologize.

>>34637190
you may want to apologize, or have your daughter go and smooth things over if you can't keep your shit together.

>I am combat vet with PTSD
>triggered by fallen spaghetti
>screeching echoes as neighbors peek
>what shall I do I ask thee?
Anon returns from meal team six

>>34636964
> Greentext involves spilling spaghetti
> All these newfags thinking the story is true
/k/ really is the easiest board to troll

>>34637184
It's funny you say that. I actually argued with the doctor who diagnosed me at the VA. It didn't matter.

And here we both are. On /k/. I also don't take medication for anything.

>>34637233
I'm OP this one's for real. It is Ironic it was spaghetti but it was on the kids menu.

>>34637233
But mother why so quiet fathers room?
Has he not heard his son returning?
Or has he gone to gather food?
Or is he stomping in the forest?
Or has he wandered into town?
"Son, I think it's best that you sit down-"

>>34637233
you've never literally spilled spaghetti?

>>34636964
>im either going to jail or not

everyone is you dumbass

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>>34637062
> muh ptsd

>>34636964
You should've shot him and yourself.
Sage for this shit thread.

>>34636964
Dropping spaghetti and not a copy pasta

Ok.

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>>34637030
>>34637025
>>34637062
>>34636997
Fucking OP Samefagging

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>>34637300
Busted

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>>34636964
What kind of fucking example are you for your daughter? Go and apologize.

>>34636964
I can babysit your daughter

>>34637062
>a former combat vet with diagnosed PTSD
KYS you fucking lying sack of shit.

>>34637334

Shut up fag

It's threads like this why i have no respect, NO RESPECT for any douchebag that says he's a Vet in a modern war.

>>34636964
you should apologize to him, he was just trying to help you dude

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>>34637190
Whatever you fucking inbred, keep owning guns until you kill yourself and your daughter because you burnt your lasagna.
>anon has first confirmed case of tomato sauce based PTSD

>>34636964
get cleaned up, put on your nicest shirt, go over and apologize to him. he heard screaming and he was worried about your safety, you shouldn't have threatened him but you did. One day, you might need his help or you might need his. It's going to be awkward until you say you are sorry.

He still might not want to talk to you but it's the mature responsible thing to do and this would be a good time to start trying that. In fact, it wouldn't be a bad idea to write a short note that doesn't include anything what you did in writing but just says "I apologize for my behavior, I recognize how I acted was wrong, and I hope I can make it up to you.

A good apology has three parts:

1. I am sorry
2. acknowledgement of specifically what you did (don't put this in the letter because it could become evidence, but do say it to his face)
3. Offer restoration or some way you can make it up.

Go over there and tell him

I want to apologize to you for my threatening behavior. I have told my daughter that what I did was wrong. I have no excuse, I can't take it back, but I can try to make it up to you. It won't ever happen again.

>>34636964
You leave a fucking pistol on the coffee table nonchalantly. This speaks volumes.

>>34636964
kill them all
no witnesses

perfect crime

stopped reading at spagetti

>>34636964
> He checks no on question 11.

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>>34637517
This trip isnt b&?

>>34636964
>biscuits and gravy

Do amerifats really put gravy on their biscuits? Even on chocolate hobnobs?

>>34637156

>pretends to have the peetee essdee
>talks shit on someone else for it

Eat shit.

>>34637209

Don't do this. Just ignore your neighbor like I do.

>>34637542

>war is the only place to get PTSD

Kek. Also, how about you do something that requires you to sacrifice a little of yourself for others and get back to me.

Not even that guy, but fuck you.

>hurdur PTSD is for pussies
>hur I am a real man
>you can tell by me being a noguns faggot with a burger flipping job

>>34636964
If you have ptsd and a chit to prove it, you'll get by the lawyers suing you for intentional harm since you can claim mental illness . But you will probably need to apologize and maybe hire a mediator. Just makes sure you can prove it's ptsd.

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>>34639781
different biscuits

>>34636964
Time for some anger management issues anon.

I thought people who return from combat are usually pretty chill - nothing seems so bad compared to getting shot at. R&R for the rest of your life and all that.

Sounds like you're just an angry guy.

>>34639909

PTSD fronts in a lot of different ways in different people.

For me I just go catatonic for 3-5 minutes at a time every few weeks. Don't remember a lick of it. I guess that could be TBI too but idk.

>>34636964
It's fun to pretend

>>34639979

I agree, sometimes I pretend to be homosexual for extra fun.

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>>34639979
It's is fun to pretend. I'm not. There's the biscuits and gravy I didn't drop. And the spaghetti I picked off top of garbage. Literally spilled spaghetti.

>>34636964
>Trying this feebly to make new copypasta
Shit, you could have at least put the container of sketti in a pocket

>>34640103
Nigga dis real life.

>>34640048
Shit I time stamped it a month ago. Ha whatever.

>>34640048
>fake tile linoleum floor. Poorfag.

>>34639869
>do something that requires you to sacrifice a little of yourself for others
Suck my dick.

You joined the military because you were a worthless degenerate who did it for the Gov welfare. If you think you are better than niggers, you're wrong, you're worse.

>>34640137
That the best you got? You want another shot?

Yes, I rent currently. You know nothing of my bank account or my future. Show me mom's basement.

>>34640048
>Getting this into a story for (you)s on a Turkish rug weaving forum
I kind of feel bad for you.

>>34640171
>Yes, I rent currently.
>>You know nothing of
>>>my bank account
>>>>>>>>or my future.

>>34640172
>>34640196
K.

>>34640137
>having a young daughter while living in an apartment with a cracked front door
>linoleum floor is what screams "poorfag"

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>>34636964
>This just happened
>PTSD

>>34637624
Holy shit an actual adult response

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>muh ptsd

You only feel guilty because you deserve to die.

Was getting caught part of your plan?

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>>34640160
>thinking being in the military means you're on welfare
Kid, go get a job and move out of your mom's basement.

>>34636997
get a job

>>34636964
get a job

>>34637009
get a job

>>34641319
yeah, a response by the OP itself. We need tiny cyber-assassin electric beings to fry the motherboards of people like this nyuck nyuck.

>>34642770
What the fuck is that gif? Is that soccer pussy faggery?

>>34636964
Sounds like you have some anger/mental issues besides the ptsd, definitely shouldn't brandish a firearm over spilt spaghetti.