Anyone ever try and fuck ballistic gel

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>>34631193

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>>34631193
No, but I kind of want to now.

If you have not please do and then report back to me

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>over two hundred dollars for a block of gel on brownells

>>34631262
>hard time getting onto the treadmill
How do you get this bad

But good for them for trying to change, gonna have nasty stretchmarks even if they get small tho

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>>34631193
are you the same guy who has an aloe fucking thread on /v/ right now?

>>34631579
>good for them
If there wasn't the overarching sense of judgement in the gym, people might be tempted to go more often. It's always a feeling of people being judged that I hear is a reason they don't go.

>>34631671
You don't get that big by simply not going to a gym...

>>34631696
That's not what I said.

>>34631671
honestly i go out of my way to avoid other gym goers, many there do the same

>>34631671
>pushups and situps in your own living room
>run any distance you want on a public sidewalk
Never understood the gym meme, I'm moderately /fit/ and never had a gym membership in my life.

>>34632067
And your reply wasn't answering his semi rehtorical question

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How tf did having sex with jelly become a chad party?

>>34632173
I've had intercourse with over 30 women ama

>>34631193
This thread again...

>>34632199
Did you ever fuck a ballistic gel girl?

Ballistic gel is a poor medium for testing weapons other than firearms : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aBfJkrCUTk

>>34631193
There was a greentext I saw once (or maybe it was just someone in a thread) who said he used different calibers to simulate different ages, from .22lr to 7.62

>>34632274
I remember that post

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>>34632159
>I'm moderately /fit/ and never had a gym membership in my life

>>34631579
If they lose the weight slowly enough, the stretch marks might not be too bad

>>34632213
nope

>>34631671
We have a community gym where middle age women come there often. There's some basic equipments (treadmill, spinbike, step machines, and that's just about it) and they usually have some aerobic and yoga classes

I think the gym management is pretty smart at omitting things like weightplates and weight machines (there's only some light dumbbells around). Originally, it's because they don't want to compete with commercial gym nearby but I think it did found its niches because those roid monsters and gym rats won't gonna go there. Regular people (me included) like to go there because of cheaper membership fee and more family oriented atmosphere

>>34632296
Not him but that's better than being a bag of living ballistics gel

>>34632159
This. I do like 50 situps, 25 press ups and sometimes a couple of burpees, walk/run the dog daily, and I stay in shape pretty good.

>>34632337
Then you clearly arent qualified.

>>34631671
If I go on my own I always notice other people staring at me. It's very uncomfortable, and I do my best to avoid shit etiquette.

>>34631579
>How do you get this bad
Usually there's a guy with a fat fetish feeding them.

>>34631671
Lol no, planet fitness has built their entire business model around this bullshit concept and fatties still buy a membership then never show up.

anybody have a screencap where anon would shoot it and insert benis? he was talking about the tightness of the different calibers and how each caliber compared to a womens

>>34632199
Oh wow 30, that's such a high number bro

>>34632296
>can run a 5:30 mile
>65 pushups in a minute
>65 situps in a minute
Gyms are a waste of money

>>34631579
You do realize thats fetish porn right?

>>34631193


see >>32512944

>>34631193

https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/32512944/#32512998

the last time we had this thread it went downhill real quick

>>34635396
> Being able to lift more and improve all aspects of your fitness is a waste of money

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>>34632199
>sexual promiscuity

pic related

me and my wife are eachothers first and only sexual partners

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>>34631193
Don't bother if a homemade fleshlight is what you're after OP, lemme help you out here;

1 tube of Pringles
A pair of thicc sponges or an assortment of smaller sponges that when stacked measure up to about 3 or 4 inches tall
1 latex glove
A pair of rubber bands

Now follow my lead!

1. Take a sponge and place the latex glove on it, leaving the opening a few inches past the sponge so it hangs over (make sure you've washed the inside of the glove as it more than likely has a powder coating on it)
2. Place the other sponge over the latex glove on the other sponge
3. Take the Pringles can and poke a hole towards the bottom of it (be sure to clean out the pringles can WITH A DAMP CLOTH, DO NOT FILL WITH WATER)
4. cram the latex glove and sponge sandwich into the pringles can to the sponges sit at the rim of the can and the excess glove hands out
5. fold the latex glove excess backwards over the can and wrap the rubber bands around it to secure it to the can.

Your homemade flesh light (when lubed) is ready to go!

Note; I just use liquid hand soap for lube but by all means use actual lube or whatever you have on hand.
If you don't want to use a pringles can you can use a hard soda bottle which I did for a while, or even a water bottle although these are noisy and distracting, especially if you don't want mommy to hear you at 11pm

Cleaning couldn't be simpler, just take the glove out and fill&empty with water until clean

Happy Fappy anon!

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>>34631193

>>34632405
Literally kill yourself mate.

>>34631579
>But good for them for trying to change
Sadly they are going about it the wrong way.

People this fat absolutely shouldn't run or do anything similiar, all this weight with little muscle to support it is going to absolutely destroy their joints. Rucking with a pack is already disencouraged because of this, imagine what a 100 pounds of fat is going to do your knees.

It's all about diet- people like this could lose dozens of pounds in a matter of weeks just by stopping drinking soda and whatever junk they are eating. I gurantee you there is literally no way whatsoever to maintain this sort of weight without eating like a pig.

>>34632159
Gyms are for lifting. Bodyweight exercises are nice but they are not a replacement for weights. It's much easier and cheaper to get a gym membership than to buy weight yourself and find enough space for them.

>>34631671
>If there wasn't the overarching sense of judgement in the gym
Why the fuck do you care what strangers think of you?

>>34636245
yeah they need intense diet before this exercise. Watching the one on the left attempt to jog made me feel sorry for her. In a weeks time she will be in pain and stop exercising, and rebound. Even after the diet they should be doing calesthetics in the water.

>>34636262
>not a replacement for weights
Why would anyone need a replacement for weights? Weights are for roided-up douchebags and preening faggots.

>>34636316
If you can't see the benefits of resistance training and increasing your muscle strength/mass then I suggest you educate yourself.

You probably can't even hold a rifle for extended periods of time without shaking.

>>34632274
Do you have a screencap ?

>>34631579
This is from porn

They're going to stay fat and die

>>34636262
>It's much easier and cheaper to get a gym membership than to buy weight yourself and find enough space for them.
What if i'm autistic and rich though

>>34631193
Not gonna lie I have thought of doing his before

>>34636245
>>34636293
>>34631579
>>34631671
This restores a portion of hope for /k/ that hasn't been completely infiltrated by /pol/ and real people still come here.
But shhh, don't anyone say I said that.

>>34631671
No one gives a fuck. They're judging you outdie the gym too, probably more so because they aren't
busy working out. Shit excuse, you go because you really dont want to. You don't want to be thin,
you don't want to be healthy, those are just your personal fantasies that make you feel good.

You honestly just want to sit around and be a fat shit, otherwise you wouldn't be in the first place.

>>34631193
Just buy an onahole.

>>34637623
random skinnyfat here, your last two sentences honestly inspired me

>>34636262
You'd be surprised
A rack of weights from 5 to 30 can cost 200 or even less

>>34632159
>>34632436
Post bodies so /fit/izens can see, I'm genuinely curious.

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>>34631193
yes, we had one guy try to do a guro loli fleshlite/ballistic gel fuckdoll

he made a mold of a child, shot it, and according to him fucked the entrance hole.

I only remember that thread because it was so strange and had so many fucked up hentai links and images that it wound up being deleted.

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>>34638350
Oh... dear...

>>34636094
Fukken respect bro.

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>>34636094
I was like you, 8.5 years latter I regret the whole thing after my relationship fell completely the fuck apart, it was a mistake from the beginning all because I was afraid to be alone as my own person. I used to have respect for this idea but now I feel the inverse is true, people who have themselves have the love within that people who stay inside relationships can't give themselves and seek from others.

Anyway, whatever works.

>>34636316
are you stupid?

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>>34636139

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>>34638350
>tfw my doppleganger is out there somewhere

>>34631671
since everyone is almost dancing around it, youre a fucking pussy, and you dont deserve hapiness.

>>34637555
Go fuck yourself for defending fatties doing porn and bitchbois crying about how intimidating it is being around strangers

>>34640334

see
>>34635562
for the link to the thread

https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/32512944/#32512998

>>34636094
She may be your first but I highly doubt you're her's. It's just pretty hard in general to believe that you just happened upon a <7% chance girl.

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>>34636316

>>34637485
Then you'd afford a workout room and a personal trainer

>>34640322
Pro tip: get one of those Lay's Stackers plastic containers. These are great.

Guys im so confused on how we got to this point. I just wanted to know if fucking gel felt good and now we are talkin about being fat and working out.

>>34635950
>implying you can't create an exercise routine with a pull up bar and a milk jug of sand which wouldn't stimulate and improve every useful muscle group at home

>>34642582
Welcome to /k/

>>34636284
probably because he doesn't have autism, since most normal human beings care about how they appear to others

>>34636245
I agree. But I'm tempted to believe people that fat probably do have some sort of gland or hormone problem and probably need some shots or pills.

I'm not saying they didn't also contribute to it. They probably did. People don't get that fat out of nowhere. But people also don't get that fat eating pizza.

>>34643465

>But I'm tempted to believe people that fat probably do have some sort of gland or hormone problem and probably need some shots or pills.

Some people do, namely a condition called Hypothyroidism where the thyroid gland does not produce enough of the hormones required to properly regulate the body's metabolism, leading to weight gain. However the condition is no where near common enough for it to account for more than one percent of overweight people as it has a prevalence of 1 in 1000 for men and 15 in 1000 women, as well as being fairly easy to treat via a program of daily hormone replacement pills.

An anecdotal example is my own mother who has the condition and yet by simply taking her pills and controlling her calorie intake has lost about 140 lbs. "Muh glands" is not a valid excuse in most peoples cases and even when it is it's still only a small bump in the road on the weight loss journey.

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>>34636152

>>34640322
>>34641991
And poke a hole near the bottom on the side to avoid the glove being succtioned all the time.

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>>34643696
That's gross.

Just either find someone to have sex with or use your hands.
Before you know it you'll be attracted to brillo pads or M3 brand sponges. You'll be having wet dreams about 'scrub-daddy' brand sponges and that is very awkward to murmur in your sleep.

>>34643719
Scrub daddy is abrasive as fuck though

Not........ that I would know of course

>>34642615
this is how i know youre a pleb

i used to suck the calisthenics + run dick for a looooong time, then started lifting when i joined the army

im in much better shape now, and more well rounded

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>>34631193
my fucking girlfriend broke up with me and this is something I genuinely laughed at
thanks /k/
lets all cornhole the ballistics gel

>>34642582
You need to look good if you wanna pick up gel blocks at the bar

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>>34643870
Not that anon but some people just dont have access or the ingenuity to make their own work out equipment.

Sidenote, if anything, you are the pleb for needing to be spoonfed and pay for machines that are so straight forward you'd have to be retarded to use them improperly.

>i used to only do cardio and run
>then when i started to lift I got bigger
.... no shit.

>>34643909
>paying for machines
>using machines to lift
Wanna know how I know you don't know shit about weightlifting?

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>>34643719
>find someone to have sex with
I have no idea how that works.