Which branch are women most impressed by and why is it the Air Force?

Because Air Force represents Physical fitness + Intellectual fitness. Remember, seduction is Muscles & Status.

>>34627511
This. Air Force is top status + fitness = GOAT!

>>34627511

You dont need either one of those. Nothing wins a person over more, than asking them if this rag smells like chlorafoam.

>>34627491
>implying those two chuckle-fucks are are in any branch

I'll admit they're hot as fuck, like dude on the right has a 10 (TEN) pack for fuck's sake, but that's because they're clearly professional models.

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>>34627491
I have to say, even as a soldier, that bitches love Marines. I don't know why, I've never asked, but they do.

Course they generally just like any uniform. Bitches at the college used to cream when I came by to hand out cards for the recruiters office. I ended up writing my number on the back of half of the ones I handed out, and got more handed back to me with numbers on them. Did recruit 2 guys though, that was cool.

>>34627491
Marines because they have the best uniform.

I hate my ASUs...only look decent if honor gaurd

>>34627824
I myself am Army but I do agree the U.S. Marines get puss more easily. Your MOS doesn't even matter, you just need that uniform.

The least attractive branch might be Navy though, unless you're an officer or a SEAL.

>>34627824
>bitches
that's because that's all they are. Smart chicks with the looks don't waste their time with people earning 40k a year. This is coming form someone who makes around 500k a year.

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>>34627662
rape jokes are literally unfunny

>>34627973
>form

>>34627973
>that's because that's all they are. Smart chicks with the looks don't waste their time with people earning 40k a year. This is coming form someone who makes around 500k a year.
maybe, but they will still fuck and get impregnated by fit people

>>34627491
Because Air Force have it cushy enough to actually have enough spare time to maintain that physique. The other branches are busy actually working.

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>>34627973

>>34628029
then they aren't smart. Once an abortion is required, a tryst turns into a poor life decision.

And if banging a hot chick is one of your great life achievements, you really haven't achieved much.

>>34628151
>then they aren't smart
Lol hahaha. They get impregnated by a 10/10 body and get the kid raised by a retarded idiot with nothing else to offer but money.

Also, banging hot chicks is an essential experience of life. I banged all the chicks i wanted by age 22 and then moved on, but i understand that ugly unfit people envy us and have to make up sophisticated excuses

>>34627491
Good pay ?

>>34627491
Damn how do i get dem chisseled abs

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>>34627511
fpbp

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>>34628340
You get paid the same
https://www.dfas.mil/militarymembers/payentitlements/military-pay-charts.html

Actually you get paid less because you can't become warrant officers. If someone wants flight pay, they can simply be a Navy, Army, or Marine pilot and do more than just ride a glorified schoolbus.

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>>34627491
First for ARMY

>>34628433
Is this a boy band?

>>34628444
never understood this insult. Its on par with calling someone "rich kid".

>>34628363

A lot of semen in the diet.

>>34628292
>10/10 body
and a 2/10 mind. And let's not e-stat here. Most enlisted are trash, in mind and body.
>a retarded idiot with nothing else to offer but money
you'll seldom find a truly rich man with "nothing else to offer but money", saying nothing of being an idiot.

> I banged all the chicks i wanted by age 22
so you turned gay at 22

> ugly unfit people envy us and have to make up sophisticated excuses
how many Ford models have you dated? Actually how many girls have you dated that have done legitimate print work? The numbers are 2 and 6 for me.

Tell me, how does it feel to live in abject poverty?

>>34628459
no honey, it's the same as calling someone a faggot.

>>34629663
If you're so rich why waste your time here?

>>34629702
Not the guy you're replying to, but that's a stupid question. Rich people have time to waste retard.

>>34628003
Is that cuz you were raped?

>>34629702
because I want to be remind of how retarded poor (redundant, I know, but allow me this one transgression) people like you think, so I can more effectively facilitate the wealth transfer from the poor (you) to the rich (me).

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>>34628459
> has nothing better to do than sit in a gym getting swole with other bros
> enjoys nothing more than strolling shirtless down a backcountry road with other dudes
> wear matching capris

> doesnt understand the insult

>>34630066
>>34629702
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>34630104
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I've dropped my W2 here before. If you think everyone here is in your income bracket, you've got another thing coming.

>>34630121
If you think, that I think that everyone here is in the same income bracket you're ignorant as fuck. I'm not the dude you were having an e-dick contest with. If what you're saying is true about being well off (which it more than likely is not) I'm sorry that you need too seek attention on an anonymous image board. I relish in the fact that I've never met someone with an attitude such as yours who has any sort of wealth because an interaction like yours would likely result in someone smashing your face in. 3/10 overall

>>34630099
Where's the insult?

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>>34630172

>>34630266
>I can only reply with pictures
I figured you were retarded, but I wanted to give you a chance.

>>34630159
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>>34630331
Usually I prefer to see chicks get reamed, but that was enjoyable too

>>34630159
>would likely result in someone smashing your face in
lol poorfag getting mad. Trust me, if the scenario you described truly took place, it ends with you dying.

>>34630660
#R E K T
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>>34630660
Intriguing tales my fine chap.

>>34630699
Pew pew pew, u ded nao.

>>34627491
I wanna get Eiffel towered by those two guys

>>34630785
Fag.

>>34629778
Managing a business is pretty demanding

>>34627824
Yeah. This.
| have friends / relatives in every branch. Marines by far seem to pull the most ass.

>>34630823
not that person but it's a pretty natural urge

>>34630874
Not all rich people are business owners, and not all business owners are rich people.

>>34630894
Nothing natural about homo.

>>34628003
Except when they are funny?
Idiot.

>>34628423
The chicks love you sense of humor, right?

>>34627491
>posting men that force themselves into mere single digit %'s of body fat and ML of water away from serious health issues for the sake of a photo

>>34627511
is that what you faggots are telling yourselves over ther?

>>34628003

I need source and I need to pick this with my finger nails

>>34630660
You were almost believable until you pulled this shit. Haha whatever turd furgesson.