/k/ if your dick was a cartridge what would it be? >pic related

2mm Kolibri

25mm Airburst munition.

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.22 short :(

.45 ACP

>>34626000
7.62x25
looks like not much but will penetrate everything

. 300 BLACKEDout

6mm caseless

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How can white bois even compete

>>34626111
Kek

>>34626000
50 bmg

>>34626000
10 gauge

a little more girth than average

8mm mauser.

It's been in a lot of slavs and jews.

.308 blank, slightly longer than average though not very girthy and hasn't penetrated a thing.

.2240 TNT

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>>34626000

>>34626000
.303 brittish, it's been used to slay many strange and indigenous races.

>>34626239
Well played anon

>>34626162
>>34626239
Noice.

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Pic related
>Mine. Unreliable in wet conditions

>>34626000
4.73x33

A lot of time and development went into making it work, but never made it past the testing phases, and in all likelihood, never will. Regardless, there are still fantasies and questions surrounding "what if"

.600 nitro express. A large, powerful caliber with a great reputation that doesn't get used anymore.

50bmg black tip

>>34626000
.45 GAP

Nobody wants it, its underpowered, and nobody ever uses it.

.50 action express

My girlfriend keeps fucking whinging that her wrist is sore

>>34626000
>Big and messy
>Mostly for show
>Likes toys
>different than the other girls.

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>>34626523
Fug

5.56
pretty average, gets the job done

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>>34626000
Probably .280 British

It's not horrible. It's got good power, and it's a reasonably solid round without excelling at anything. That said, it'll never get used, and Americans generally don't give a flying fuck about it. It'll get used briefly by the British before they hop on the 5.56 train and completely forget about me- It. I mean it.

.300 winchester short magnum
My dick is only average length, but it's pretty wide and powerful
No homo

7.62×51mm NATO.

There are bigger rounds out there. There are smaller rounds. Still does it's job.

>>34626162
Kek

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8mm blanks

phimosis
virgin
vasectomy

8x68S
Fuckin nobody uses it and the only really viable alternative is handloading.

>>34626000

6.5x55 Swedish

Awsome ballistics but pretty much never used anymore

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It's small, It's fast, and slips right through kevlar panties.

>>34626955
>kevlar panties

I dont know what you do with your life, but I like it

>>34626000
.243 Winchester
Nothing to brag about but it gets the job done the right way every time.

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Kids love to play with it.

>>34626000
I mostly hand load.

>>34626000
.45 GAP because I'm a huge faggot

7mm Mauser.
7.28mm by 57mm.
Just about the dimensions of my own member.
"A ballistician's (woman's) dream.

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I'm Jewish

9mm
ubiquitous and adequate

>>34627612
And when it penetrates you can't even feel it

>>34627439
jews are circumcised, retard

.308 Winchester

Some people will argue it's too big, some will say it's pretty average, but nobody will say it's inadequate for most purposes.

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>>34626000
7.62x39

A cartridge notorious for its taper

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>>34626000
5.56
Adequate but not preferable ;_;

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>>34626000
7.62x38R
because I don't have a jewed dick

>>34626690
Y..you too Anon

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>>34626000
6.5×55

>nothing TOO special
>always works, even on bigger game than you'd think
>completely reasonable in all regards, if not leaning towards a bit better than average
>I'm also Swedish

>>34626887
You're a virgin with a vasectomy? Clean your cock

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>>34627034

.50 AE

it's not long but its sure fat and powerful

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>>34626000
It looks just like it, thin, not very long, phimosis...

7.5x55 swiss. On the larger end of perfect size, but only its developer uses it.

>>34626332
Underrated

.40 short'n'weak

blank .22 short

.44-40

Old, straight and powerful, but getting real expensive to shoot these days.

I swear in the 90's you could pick up a slutty goth girl with daddy issues from Friday night to Sunday morning and drop $200. I have a nice weekend these days and it's a fucking thousand.

.32 acp. Old and inexplicably popular with Europeans.

>>34626000
6.5x55 swede.

w-what if i don't have one?

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>>34630124

6.5 jap, flat shooting and easy to handle, but not used in "conflict" in recent times

>>34627850
Lmao no we arent

>>34626000
.30-06 springfield

>>34630211
You're supposed to be
Ever read Genesis and Exodus?

>>34627034
My fucking sides, I spat out my semen, wasn't expecting that

.45-70

>loud and proud, girthy but not too long compared to some rounds
>mostly used on buffalo
>owner too cheap to buy rounds, so has to hand-load only

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6.5 JAP

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>>34627034
Now that is AA material

7.62, I'm 2 6y, at least a 7

>>34626000
20mm Vulcan
>Anything I can stick it in is gonna cost a lot of money

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>>34626440
Wake up 8 hours later and no one still finds me funny

>>34626000
.40 S&W.
Not quite long enough to be a 10mm, but has the diameter.

I'm a virgin but black chicks seems to flirt with me more often than white chicks.
Take that for what you will.

>>34631274
Yeah in this case it takes more than just "big cartridge because I have a big benis XD" to be considered funny.

>>34631330
That's not the joke at all tho

It was a joke on my gf not putting out, and complaining about a sore wrist halfway through a hj

.50 ae is a handgun round notorious for being hell on the wrist

I know it wasn't a joke funny enough to warrant explanation, but there ya go

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i have HPV

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>>34627034

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>>34627917
its ok it's also common

.243 super short magnum

>>34626000
.556x54NATO
not too big
not too smoll
packs a punch

.357 magnum
They think it is a .38 special until it penetrates them.

8x22 nambu
underpowered and goes off after being touched the wrong way

.500 magnum.

Afterwards, they feel really week and unsure of themselves. A little ashamed.

120mm HEAT.
Big
Long
Strong
Makes everything hot real fast

>>34626000
10mm

strong and girthy, packs a punch and can can actually go pretty far accurately before stopping or losing it's power. large upward curving wound cavity.

it's unknown to most and generally will never see any use that isnt for personal recreation despite it being such a nice round, but is liked by the select few who shoot it

.950 jdj

9x17mm

Outdated underpowered 9mm, pretty much nobody uses it but weird girls think it's cute.

>>34632445
And the only people that buy it are 50 year old men.

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.22lr

Too small for any real use, but everybody seems to like it.

>>34626440
I lold

>303

Did it's duty but there's really no demand for it these days.

>>34626000
I'm Irish so a 12 gauge mini mag.

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>>34626000
BIGGER, LONGER, UNCUT

>>34626887
Keep pulling it back until it goes over head or get circumcised faggot

>>34631725
IT made me laugh anon

>>34626000

a malfunctioning piston primer

What is the quickest one to go off?

>>34629838
Slutty goth girls are the best

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>>34627034
ayyyy

5.56 NATO, average as fuck.

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>>34631741
rip

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>>34626000
.45LC

it's big and thick but thats not necessarily a great thing, sometimes its hard to get in

(im a homo tho so it could be worse)

>>34627034
Parasides Lost

.177 BB

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>>34632223

>>34626766
Was she cute anon?

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5.56, average, but being an SBR-sized manlet makes it seem more impressive.

.45 gap

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700NE.
Only really used in Africa, and I'm pretty sure its classified as a destructive device.

>>34626111
>trips of truth
Big dick melanon confirmed

>>34626887
>virgin
>vasectomy
But why

>>34626000
7.62x39 because its been all over Europe