how bad did i fuck up

You definitely overpaid. Cold Steel machetes can be had for ~$22 on Walmart.com.

>>34621733
Smelt some spare metal down, make your own, better one.

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>>34621748
fug

>>34621733
I got one for 19.99 at walmart.
it has poor balance, it's full tang and feels nice. you over paid big time. I keep it in my car.

You certainly overpaid but the sword-machetes are stupid fun and damned hard to break.

Cutlass > Gladius

>>34621733
You could have paid way less

Didn't that autistic Swedish sword guy on Youtube give this a good review? I think his name was Skallasgirm or something.

>>34621806
Skallagrim, his wife is a butch academic furry

>>34621786

I just looked and the Gladius is $30 so you didn't do that badly. Probably better to give your money to KoA than to them anyway.

Also, I've had the CS Smatchet for a couple years now and I'm quite satisfied with it.

>>34621801
yeah the price was 35 dollars but the shipping was what made it a bit more than i wanted to pay.
i cant believe i didn't check walmart of all places.

>>34621733
This is the exact same sword James Harris Jackson used. Worked ok for him

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>>34621827
Holy shit

>>34621827
ok well at least im getting a working product

>>34621854
Right? One of the only swords on the market with some real world testing behind it

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>>34621814
What is it with autistic weapons enthusiast marrying complete cows? Even Ian has an ugly wife.

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>>34621827
>>34621854
>>34621872
>>34621838
I only buy the greatest battle-tested hardware.

>>34621814
w8 how do we know shes a furry
>>34621887
probably because their the ones who share some sort of interest

>>34621916
They're both furries

>>34621920
sauce
i can only imagine them yiffing now

>>34621899
Honestly I'm kinda surprised they still sell that model. I wonder if Kult of Athena even knows their sword was used to murder that guy

>>34621733
48 is definitely too much, but it's by no means a bad product.
a "sword" that looks somewhat passable and actually works

>>34621838
army strong.

>>34621930
https://www.reddit.com/r/furry/comments/3bxr35/an_old_video_from_skallagrim_talking_about_his/

never realized he was a libcuck. wow

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Bought mine ages ago, forgot the price.

Strip the black paint off the blade, spray the handle brown and white/tan so it looks a little more like the real thing.

Watch the tip as its super pointy but can break off easily.

Its kinda shitty but it scratches my sword itch enough that im not buying more expensive swords and shit.

>>34621887
>>34621916

Meh. It really depends. I know some furries who are alright. The really autistic ones can be... difficult to deal with, though. Best to just avoid those, lest you get dragged into their bullshit.

>>34622803
blow dart on the left
how far does it shoot ?

>>34622902
Dont know max range but i can hit stuff at the end of my hallway and thats like 20ft or so

>>34621748
I've heard the tip is bad on those.

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>>34621887
> needing a wife when you've got a buttstock that won't quit

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>>34622780
Dude he's a furry in Canada, what did you expect?

>>34621887
>Implying shes ugly
Ians wife looks like a real catch when you consider hes an gangling awkward reclusive weapon hoarder who lives in a concrete dome in the middle of the desert and whose only source of income is donations from similarly "alternative" people on the internet. Even if you disregard all that, shes an easy 4-5/10.

>>34621814
Why would I give a fuck if I only care how accurate or helpful his reviews or retrospectives are? Go fuck your hand if you are so jealous of his dyke wife you have to bring it up for no reason.

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>>34621733
Its good, unless you fight a bigger blade
or
a projectile.

>>34623577
Ian is married? Pics?

>>34624086
Shes the blonde in the FS2000 range video