ITT: Cute guns Bonus points for obscure ones

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Daawwwww

>>34620369
I want one of these so fucking bad.

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Short battle rifles were always cute to me

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Don't care if this fits the criteria or not. This image has always gotten me fucking hard

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>>34620448
If it gets you hard it doesn't belong in this thread anon. Feel free to make a thread on that topic if you'd like.

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Doesn't get cuter than a gun with baby in the name.

>>34620396
Buy one. JDI has some Swiss made 55x's and has a couple more on the way

>>34620432
HK53, awww yeah

>>34620396
Dude I smeel ya.
>>34620396
Hi

>>34620369
That must be the most obnoxiously loud gun in existe... >>34620415 >>34620448

Dear god.

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>>34620323
>>34620369
>>34620415
>>34620517
>>34620561
Top cute in this thread
They belong on /c/
Cuuute!!

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me on the left

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Hoover had a pretty cute carry revolver

>>34621281
always thought i had a small (low average at best) dick, last two girls i've been with kept talking about how big it was without prompting.

are they dumb/trying to manipulate me or am I just stricken blind by the massive porn cocks I've been inundated with here?

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>>34620261
Famae SAF a qt

Post more latino MP5s

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>>34621557
Hard to say, my dude. Could be the unrealistic porn standard, could be they've been with really small dicked guys.

Maybe they're just trying to stroke your ego ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>34621758
last girl was pretty slutty so i'm tempted to go with the ego stoking one

would be nice to think otherwise tho

>>34621781
Have you measured your length/girth? If so pls share no homo, and a larger than average girth with average length is always found by women to be larger than a larger than average length with average girth. Also helps that women have no perception of size when they say 8/9 inches is their favorite,

>>34621871
>>34621781
Fucking K

>>34621871
fuck i'm late, went to make another drink and microwave some delicious bison chili.

um, length is like... probably a bit under 6" if i'm measuring super honestly. Girth idk desu, lemme see if i can find a tape measure downstairs. It's faptime anyway. brb

>>34622012
What I do for girth is just get the diameter and multiply it by 3.14, and American average is 5.5" iirc so you should be good there.

>>34622012
>>34622044
found a soft tape measure, so i got to measure it directly.

I'm like 5" girth (maybe a bit over, depends on which part of the shaft i guess).

the thing is i'm hella tall, so it looks tiny in my huge hands

>>34620369
What is this ill buy it right now

>>34622071
Nice, that's slightly above average in both regards. While it isn't small, if your gf says something like "It's so big" she's most likely just saying it for you, unless she is tiny. Even though I'm a bit above average myself, it still feels small to me so I learned to eat pussy like a mad man to make up for it

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>>34620261
Only the cutest

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>>34622071
Sound pretty average. Nothing to be ashamed of if you know how to use it.

Remember, shot placement>caliber/capacity

>>34620369
>retweet

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>>34622132
>>34622071
Almost forgot, no homo btw

>>34622132
dude my first ever gf had some stanky pussy so i thought eating a girl out was so gross.

Now that i've learned the ways, I eat out like a pro. Doing that plus trying not to immediately cum (even if it means awkward pullouts or pauses) has usually gotten me date #2

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>>34621590

Thereminator from OPchan threw CETME wood on his MP5 and modified his FAMAE SAF to SG553 specs.

Neato.

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>>34622169
Oh pleases, anon. We're all gay here.

>>34622097
Sig 552, and good fucking luck unless you're a billionaire.

>>34622287
hey fuck you i'm not gay. I'd suck cock in a heartbeat tho if there were no repercussions and it was bigger than mine

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>>34622241
>my first ever gf had some stanky pussy
I've had nightmares where I can vividly remember the smell from my first gf. It was akin to sun-baked roadkill with hints of yeast infection.

>>34622305
>tfw tongue clit like its a dick

>>34622307
yo i'm convinced some mothers (or fathers, lets be real someone has to say it after a certain point) just don't talk to their daughters about genital hygiene and then these girls just think that shit is natural

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>>34622302
>Sig 552, and good fucking luck unless you're a billionaire.

LOL, noob.

The SG552 is discontinued due to errors in the original design causing it to beat itself to death during full auto use. The bolt to oprod section will crack.
Anyways, the SG553 looks identical and is imported as pistols & converted to SBRs nowadays.

JDI Firearms: https://www.sanswissarms.com/
>553 in 5.56, unlimited, $3250, 10.7″, ATF Approved, special order 4-8 weeks

You don't need to be a billionaire to buy a $3250 gun.
But quite frankly, I'm not sure why you'd get this over a SCAR or something. (and I'm a SG55X owner)

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>>34622321
Agreed. Shitty diets don't help either.

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Look at this chubby lil fella

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>>34623038

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Ain't that a cute lil gun.

>>34623179
well, that'll do

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The Snubly

>>34621781
>>34621557
either way . who cares what women think? once you figure this out, you'll figure the streets out.

>>34620396
Go buy one. If you do, they'll bring even more in.

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>>34620261

>>34622071
My girl has been with guys bigger than me. Don't be ashamed dude. Just show bitches some actual attention and they go crazy. I'm lucky my girls going spot is really fucking low so apparently other guys missed it, my dick is a good size to hit it on the in and out. Otherwise, foreplay foreplay foreplay, you'll be fine

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>>34620415
Same

>>34620734
Came here to post this

>>34622241
Due to how much porn I've watched it actually takes me an awkward length of time to cum
Well only if she was jerking me off

>>34623847
>Due to how much porn I've watched it actually takes me an awkward length of time to cum
not how it works

>>34623854
Are you saying I just naturally take a long time?

>>34623920
much more likely than "desensitizing thru porn".

>>34623925
But it's true tho

>>34623953
not in the way you think

>>34623957
You clearly underestimate how much porn I've watched

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>>34623966
It's not the porn, it's the fapping. Both the physical desensitization from masturbating and the mental association your mind makes with it. Stop touching your pee pee for a week or so and you'll notice a difference, trust me.

what the fuck is thread devolving into

>>34622353
Didn't know that. Here in Canada it's next to impossible though.

>>34624226
Genuine advice between dudes hahaha

>>34622154
That's pretty gay.

>>34620905
this and the picture of the yamato in the Japanese newspaper (the one where she's a cute girl) only prove that we have been imagining guns a qt3.14 grills looooong before /k/

>>34625160
It's like looking at an aborted fetus

>>34620937
Trench sight

>>34621557
Women lie to men , they think dick flattery makes me happy. You s

>>34621871
6.75" X5.1"

>>34625397
Second kind of cool

>>34623712

anyone know where to get that thumb stop on the front?

>>34625721
I want one of these an unreasonable amount.

>>34620448
Korea?

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SAW K
pinnacle of kawaii

>>34625801
>wanting a Khyber Pass gun that will blow up in your face and ensure that the kebab who made it will get his 72 virgins for killing an infidel
Wew lad

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Nobody post this yet, really?

>>34622353
I may actually buy one of the .300 Memeout versions or a 7.62x39 version to SBR.

>>34626038
Fleshlight grip

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>>34623908
>>34623916