Motards IRL

Give him time. You were an asshat once too!

Apparently not that long ago.

Best to never let anyone know you were a veteran, otherwise they latch on to you.

>>34618637
this is why you never hire vets they are always trouble employe that dont fit in. you will half to fire them

>>34618637
We've got one that during meetings or presentations, refuses to ever apologize or acquiesce on anything. said they learned that in the marines. makes zero fucking sense.

>>34618637
Who the fuck keeps starting all these false flag veteran threads? MODS get the fuck in here and ban the IP for fuck sakes

>>34618739
Found the welfare queen.

>>34618760
I'm gonna suck all your tax dollars you limp dick washout. MMMMMMMM gimme the funs

>>34618760
Thank You For Your Taxes Sir

>>34618739
> hurr durr theyre insulting muh muhreen core!!11

lmao you salty fucks

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>>34618787

>>34618800
>>34618795
We're gonna spend your tax money on the dumbest shit ever. Hell this last weekend we ordered 30K+ ammo, had to spendex it, just so we could order more at your expense. Thank You Tax Whores

thats your brother in arms, stop being a pussy bitch

>>34618760
I'm a straight up rape your parents tax money (because let's be honest, you don't pay taxes).

>>34618739
or you coulud just use the power of ignore.

>nah my coffees to hot to enjoy right now I'm just letting it cool

>not as hot as the coffee in kuwait in '09 but you wouldn't know nothing about that

>>34618967
This shit always gets me

Like dude, we get it, you got flown overseas to fuck around in the sandbox for a little bit. If that made you a better person, then I'd sure fucking hate to have met you before you joined.

>>34618983
>us marines can sleep anywhere, I learned it in the marines

meanwhile I use my steel toe as a pillow and he bitches about how his trucks front seat won't recline back far enough when im literally sleeping on kalichi

You know, I've heard vets are like vegans, and I have to agree.
>New hire
>Bartender
>Asks me, "Hey, are you from Texas?"
>Say yeah, I've got a bit of an accent
>"Oh cool. A lot of guys in my unit were from Texas."
They'll find a way to tell you as soon as they can wedge it into a conversation. Some don't, but the young ones do

>>34618686

Vet here. Never been fired. Always done well and got bonuses. Never fired another vet, either.

Retards like you, though, I have fired.

>>34619021
sure you have.
>cool story bro
>top kek
>lol you troll me
>rustled jimmies
>shut up zed

>>34619033

Just one. Just like you, he was an illiterate, backwards little troglodyte with dumb little pig eyes and a face full of pubic hair.

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>>34619071

>>34619092

Put your name back on, Callum.

>>34619112
You're a retard. I was laughing at what you said. You're a dumb fuck. Put your trip on Calum and keep same fagging.

>>34619144

Oh. Damn. Sorry, bro. I get revved up over Callum posting.

>>34619161
It's all good. That's what you get for responding to him.

>>34619071
sounds nothign like me.

>>34618800
>I haven't realized that I pay taxes out of my paycheck too

Man, people shit their pants when they realize that even soldiers have to pay taxes.

I was just signing at meps and the I swear there were like five or six former Marines joining other branches because they couldn't reenlist because of their gay tattoos. Most obnoxious douche bags I've ever seen

>>34619200
i get paid under the table so i aint paying no taxes on nothing.

>>34619191
oh look it's this noguns callum faggot again.nice

>>34618637
Some people just think that was the best time of their lives. Kinda like Al Bundy scoring his 4 touchdowns in one high school football game.

You see them around all the time. They just can't move on with their lives and have to let everyone know what they did.
>VIETNAM VET hat, bumper sticker, T-shirt
>Iraqvetern8888

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>>34619161
>>34619191

After watching him for a long time I am fully convinced that the various incarnations of callum are rusemasters of the highest tier. May you meme forever

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>>34618637
>>34618967
>>34618983
>>34619018
It's a hard transition for alot of people. Like coming out of a warm bath into a frozen lake. How about not trying to be a judgemental terd like Liberals, and trying to empathize(not sympathize) what they're up against. Pretend for 2 seconds that someone is transitioning through something that you'll never understand, have their back. It makes you a great American and an even better person

Callum dindu nuffin wrong

>>34619311
Some of us do need the harshtransition to reality to get over it and unfuck our mindset but yeah bit different for everyone and not anyone's job to help us(well VA but fuck that generally). I will say if we can see our own bullshit for what it is it does help

>>34619301
>arious incarnations of callum are rusemasters of the highest tier.
i dont even no what that means. try english collage boy.

>>34619421
Nah man social support is extremely important. Why do you think the Nam era vets were so fucked up? They were lacking social support. Especially for guys who were in an OP for a year plus, never being able to tell friend from foe. Knowing people have your back helps alot. Knowing people are shitting on you, or have hate in their hearts towards you, plot on you, spread slander about you...that shit drives me fucking nuts man. Fucking wretched being home and trying to figure out friend from foe

>>34619233
>>34618964
stop saying smart things and shit up the thread properly

>>34619311
Going from admin POG to a private sector admin clerk isn't a huge hurdle.

>>34618964
An actually sensible post from CallumZed

>>34618686
Shut the fuck up fagllum apparently you can't spell beyond a 4th grade level no wonder vets shat on your retarded ass

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>Eventually I have to leave the Army and join the civilian work force

I need to start mining Bitcoins NOW.

>>34619220
Prior service Marines are a hit or a miss. They're usually never average soldiers. Either super squared away or dirt bags.

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>>34618839
>When you got 10k rounds left and no one has time to deal with the ammo return circus and everyone wants to go home so big sarge tells us to start laying down scunion at cyclic.

>>34620078
>start mining Bitcoins

we all know that ship has sailed, you better fucking know it.... 20seconds of google will explain why.

well memed btw +1 nets.

>>34620157
I'd rather be a gut truck driver on an Army post than get an office job.

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>>34619747
>Everyone that deployed worked in S1

>>34618964
Get back to shitposting, Zed, you forgot to change your trip.

>>34622413
I AINT ZED

>>34620084
One of my coworkers in low level retail management is a medically discharged marine. Dude's 5'9" pushing 300lbs and has fucked up knees, trying desperately to get on with the local PD but can't because he can't meet the physical requirements. Is a single dad of an elementary school girl. I feel bad for the guy when he starts telling stories about his time in the marine corps.

>>34618676
>Anon you were deployed to Afghanistan and Syria do you know how to fix my broken blender?

>>34618637

itt: welfare queens crying

>>34619492
Easy, everyone who you don't know is a foe.

Voila!