Entry team is outside YOUR house

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>>34616414

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>>34616414
yell "THE OTHER SIDE IS OPEN" behind the door, go to the other one and repeat until they're too tired to go on
alternatively fill the ceiling with dragon dildos and wait for them while naked and jacking off in the living room with a pipe bomb up my rectum

>>34616414
Open the door and talk to them. Help them figure out that they have the wrong house. Let them in to look around if they want.

>>34616414
murder holes and buckets of dragon lube
>your move mister law-man

>>34616473
>implying they'd knock

Pour concrete in front of all the doors and windows.

Enter and leave through a fake septic tank in the backyard.

>>34616414
nothing

police are just doing their job and once they realise they're in the wrong flat they'll leave peacefully.

As long as they're outside, I don't mind.

>>34616525
OP implied that I'd know they were there before they "entered"

>>34616582
After they flash bang you, take you down, handcuff you, tear your doors off the hinges, leave burn marks on the floor and destroy half your stuff.

It happened to a friend of mine.

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Set house of fire

>>34616875
They're still going to cuff you and ransack your place while you try to explain to some detective why he's a fucking retard that's got the wrong place.

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>>34616414
Cool thread, \k\ool freind

>>34616422
Fpbp

Anyone have the sauce on this?

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>>34616414
Full auto ak

>>34616582
>Flat

Of course you do nothing but submit. You have no choice.

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>>34616414
fire

>>34616414
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>Two story home, front and back entrance, attic, basement on an acre of land.

but i only have a single story ranch on a quarter acre. either way, punji sticks and ANFO in the floorboards