I dont know what this meme is called but this. More of this >Gun

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>FB_IMG

This shouldn't be arousing

>>34610290
>Global Rule #2
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

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Facebook is the only place ive seen them. Is it still summer?

>>34610519
You tell me, kiddo

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gonna post some from the last thread of this I was in (might have been one in between not sure)

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>>34610565

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>>34610574

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>>34610556
I dunno, havent been to college in a couple years and my time cucking the chads behind their backs was even longer back
Besides, im in nevada, its almost always hot

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>>34610574
annd that's it

Mauser C96
>Achtung! Easy, Anon, I'm not quite as resilient as I was...
>I'm sorry for being so bulky, but at least you have plenty to hold on to.
>I may not be as slim as that Luger slut, but she wouldn't have lasted one second in Peking.
>I- oh, mein gött, more, please..!
>I've been everywhere from Madrid to Moscow, and riding -you- is more fun than any train.
>Hmm? I'm too slow? Ara ara, okay Anon~

/k/ no
my dick can't take this

tsundere mosin gf
>a-anon do you really think I'll look better with all those Tapco accessories on me?
>i-it's not like I want you to fire me or anything!
>I don't want you to field clean me! I don't!
>c-could you please... c-c-clean the cosmoline out of my chamber?
>Well fine, if you want to shoot tacticooled guns all day and not touch me, go ahead! I don't care!
>anon, could you hold me tonight? I had a bad dream about the eastern front again.
>zzzzz... anon, I love you so much...

/K/omfy SKS wife
>No, I don't need new clothes. What's wrong with my old dress?
>Anon, you know that's my favorite knife.
>S-so maybe I can't hold as much as Kalash can. I'm more fun, though!
>Would you like to go camping, Anon?
>Glasses? I don't need glasses.
>Anon, it's been a while. Can't we go out like we used to? You, me, a bottle of vodka, a gentle campfire...

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>>34611223

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>>34610588
>WE USED TO STCK FUCKS LIKE YOU FIVE HIGH IN KOREA

flat slightly dom chuuni makarov gf
>Anon, listen to me. All those stacked girls are worthless. The extra weight just messes up your grip.
>I know my ammo is a little more pricey than the normal 9mm, but you should be glad to treat your queen to something special!
>Anon, only look at me, okay?
>Federal gold point? Well done, I commend you, faithful servant.
>The entire world will bow down to me once they realize the true power of 7N25!
>I-It's not like I get lonely when everyone else fires 9mm NATO. I'm just waiting for a worthy competitor.
>Anon, you'll carry me even if that HK girl has better QC, r-right?
>*sniff* I just don't want to be obsolete yet...

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>>34611850
I'll carry you, but only if you wear this

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>These memes

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Australian OC

>>34613119
damn thats an ugly bitch. Good OC tho

Got a particular template for this?

AK-47 GF
>Yeah I'm milled, the extra rigidity helps accuracy!
>So I'm a little heavier than my younger sister AKM, you know you love it!
>Optics? Nyet! I'm fine!
>I'm an AK anon, use me like one!
>I don't need to be cleaned regularly like those other prissy rifles.
>You know you love it when I'm a dirty girl anyway.
>Yeah! Shove it down my bore! Scrub it hard! Rough me up I can take it!
>Da comrade, that was a good range trip.

>>34610290
no
>pull my belt, bend my feed tray anon
>ugu~
0/10, wouldn't be your bf tonite

>>34610588
>*PING*
lost

>>34610591
(you)

>>34611223

Abusive/drunkard Mosin gf
>"I killed pitiful little shits like you in the 1930s"
>"Let's kill that old bastard down the road."
>"A gulag would do you good."
>"Why don't you have a picture of comrade Stalin? Are you stupid?"
>"Get on your back and get your clothes off or I'll hit you again."
>Get me another bottle of vodka, the good shit you dumbass, it's the only way I can stand looking at you."

I don't know why but I like the idea of this.

>>34614284
Doesn't sound like a girl, sounds like an old man.

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>>34610290
/k/ meme general thread?

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>>34614314

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>>34614321

>>34614038
AKM GF
>I'm the best AK anon! Really!
>I'm lighter than my slutty older sister, but I'm still curvy!
>I'm a harder hitter than my little sister AK-74 too.
>I know you like my "recoil impulse"
>My optics rail? So you have a thing for girls with glasses huh?
>Putting the wood furniture back on me? Like the bigger curves than the polymer huh?
>Yeah! Rock that mag in me hard anon!
>S-seventy five round drum?! It's so big!
>You were so rough with me today at the range anon...
>N-no, I liked it, it was just a little awkward with the people watching...
>Steel case bi-metal jacket is what I was designed to shoot, it'll be okay.
>Brass case full copper jacket! Anon you shouldn't have!
>Pass the vodka anon, don't be stingy.
>Are you going to "strip and clean me" today anon?
>A cleaning kit...in my buttstock?
>I've not tried it before anon, be gentle
>It's ok anon, I like when you use a lot of oil, just be sure to rub it in really good.
>Ready to "fix bayonet" anon?

>>34614038
>>34614361
AK-74 GF
>My two older sisters are such sluts!
>You know I'm better than either of them right?
>I'm more accurate than they are!
>You can carry more of my ammo too!
> My bore is smaller than theirs, I know you'll enjoy that. *wink*
>My ammo availability is fine, buy it now and you won't have to worry later anon.
>Don't I feel so light and good in your hands anon?
>It's ok anon my corrosive ammo is fine, just clean me after.
>Be sure to lube me up really good, hehe
>Do you wanna play "operator" tonight anon?
>Sure, I'll be your raifu
>I am not a bee sting round!
>Ask those guys in the middle East why I'm called the poison bullet.
>How about you give me your "poison bullet" anon, hehe.

>>34614361
this is good

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The Scarred RC K98
>None of my parts match but you still wanted me!
>The Russians threw parts of my sisters on me so its like you are shooting more than one of us
>Anon I had another nightmare coddle me!
>Please tell me you won't drill into me and mount a amerikanisch scope I would be laughed at!
>Don't think anyless of me anon for my pitted rifling I was left in a box uncleaned and alone for 70 years
>Please anon I need your handloads inside of me no more turkish food please!

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>>34614427
>Play operator tonight
HNNNGGGGGG

>>34614435
>>34614462
Glad you guys like it. Bored at work so I thought I'd give it a go. Got a good chuckle my self.

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OC

>>34614427
RPK GF
>Haha, it's ok anon I'm not that much taller than you.
>I know you like big girls anyway
>Don't play dumb, I've seen your 4chan history
>You're okay with being the little spoon right?
>No, giving me a bipod does not give me being
>What is that anyway?
>Wanna go shooting today anon?
>You bought a whole case of 7.62x39 just for me?
>You're the best anon!
> Yeah my buttstock is bigger than my other sisters, but you know you love how much it fills your hands.
>With a bore as long as mine, it's gonna take a long cleaning rod, if you know what I mean *giggle*
>A drum mag?! Awesome! Can we try it out today anon?
>Uh...it's so big and heavy! I love it!
>I'm I light machine gun anon, I can take a lot of roughing up hehe.
>I am not chubby! My receiver is thicker to handle my role in combat!
>Sure anon, I'm up for another round, pass me that bottle!
>Your so rough when you clean me anon, it feels so good.
>Aren't I a better rifle than my sisters?
>You don't mind my size and weight do you? There's just more of me to love anon.
>Do you like it when I call you comrade?

>>34614459
>The Russians threw parts of my sisters on me so its like you are shooting more than one of us

Ermac raifu?

>>34614659
Benis*

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>>34614659
hnnng m-more gentle femdom / /ss/ guns please anon

>>34610290
no
>runs away

/r/ing AUG A3 gf
I just bought her an acog, and she has a 16 and a 20

CETME Rebuild
>I'm not -that- heavy, Anon. You can do better than this.
>You-you didn't want to keep your brass, did you Anon? You can always buy more...
>So what if I eject too far? It's not my fault they didn't give us enough room.
>Mmmf, Anon, these .308 loads are so much hotter than what I was designed for.
>Just go easy, okay?
>You weren't looking at G3 again, were you?
(I know I'm a little heavier, but that helps with the recoil, doesn't it Anon?)
>Wood furniture! Oh, thank you Anon!

/r/ing one for Russian SKS

>>34614932

There's already been two.

>>34611352
>>34614077

>>34614659
>>34614714
(Anon delivers)

PKP Pecheneg GF
>Hey anon, I heard you like big girls? Why don't you try me on for size?
>Or maybe it's me trying you on? *Giggle*
>I don't get flustered or hot headed thanks to my forced air cooled barrel
>Take me shooting today anon, or no little spoon cuddling for you tonight.
>Haha, people think your my little brother, my height to blame I guess.
>But me some more ammo anon, the good stuff this time! I deserve to be treated like a queen.
>If you can hit that target 200m away, I'll let you watch me shower tonight.
>Haha no, these ropes aren't for me, mow strip and lie down on the bed.
>Be rougher with me anon, I'm not going to break!
>My little sister RPK wishes she had curves like these.
>My thong? Well that's because of my buttstock design, it's not my fault.
>Don't state at my butt anyway, i didn't give you permission!
>Here anon, I took your debit card to buy some more vodka, not that you mind right?
>Right?
>Belt feds are more fun the mag fed guns, you know it's true
>Wanna arm wrestle? Not that you can beat me, but it's fun to see you try haha.
>Anon! Go get some popcorn ready, I'm about to put in Red Dawn.
>Did you remember extra butter on mine this time? Good, I guess you've earned some cuddling time during the movie.
>I can't believe the lack of gpmgs in this movie, it needs more of me.
>I am the best gpmg anyway, right anon?
>I'm far superior to PKM, that's for sure.
>Do you think someone your size can handle a woman like me?
>I don't kick hard, suck it up kid.
>You know I love you anon, now quit with the must crap and get me some more cleaning solvent!

Requesting longbranch no4

>>34615007
Don't stare*

>>34614297
I've never been with a woman... I just sleep with my Mosin by my bedside with the bayonet attached just in the slight chance I may need it.

>>34615143
You're supposed to let it sleep in your bed with you anon

>>34615143
>>34615161
Anon, that gun sat in a cold warehouse for decades. The least you could do is warm it up and make it feel loved.

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>>34615007
t-thank you anon

>>34615007
PKM GF
>PKP thinks she's superior to me, but she can't swap out barrels like I can.
>I'm a better gpmg because of that. She simply can't compete.
>We are not the same! Don't compare me to that loud mouthed hussy.
>Anon let's go to the gym again! I need to keep up my womanly figure.
>Hold my towel while I do some bench presses.
> What do you mean manly? I barely have any muscle tone, it's just good to stay in shape
>Maybe you're afraid you can't handle a woman like me?
>Go get me some groceries for dinner tonight. You're making my favorite dish.
>You can cook right? Any man of mine has to know how to cook.
>If your a good shot at the range today and make me look good, I'll hold hands with you later when we go to the mall.
>I suppose we can cuddle, but put in a movie first
>Of course you're going to be the little spoon.
>You didn't think I was going to be, did you?
>Tell me again how wonderful I am anon.
>*Hic* I can handle my liquor anon, can you?
>Anon, WHY AM I TIED UP ON THE BED!
>What do you me strip and clean me? I can clean myself!
>I didn't say you could do tha-
>Anon! Don't stick your finger in my chamber! How dare you!
>When I get out of here, there'll be hell to pay!
>Ugh...scrub harder anon.
>...okay maybe I could get use to this "tying up thing"
>If you tell the other rifles I'll use you for a bipod the rest of the week!
>Don't tell PKP! She'll never let me live it down.
>I'll do anything, I promise! Just don't tell her!
>You want me to say what?
>Okay, okay just don't tell anyone.
>Y-yes comrade...treat me roughly, scrub me hard, I like it rough.
>There are you happy anon?
>Oof, like that anon, it feels good.
>M-more please
>Da, that was rather nice, and if you tell anyone, I'll grind you to dust, okay sweetie?

>>34615191
No probs anon

>>34615224
Doing God's work

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>this thread

>>34615224
AN-94 GF
>I am not an AK! Don't compare me to them.
>I am far superior in every way!
>My two round burst function is the sweet spot between full auto and semi auto.
>My reciprocating barrel? You like it that much?
>What do you mean how would it feel to reciprocate on your cleaning rod?
>What's with that smirk?
>So I didn't get put into mass production and service, neither did AK-12.
>I'm still the best Russian rifle.
>Aren't my lines and curves alluring anon?
>I might be complicated, but that just means I'm also sophisticated.
>I know I'm not well received, but you'll still treasure me right anon?

>>34615161
>>34615181
I've done that a couple times but it's felt somewhat strange... Especially with the bayonet on.

>>34615278
>not mentioning her crooked mag

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>>34612086
>jewgrips
*barf*

This thread is why I love /k/.

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>>34615340

Yes, I get pretty dress for Makarov waifu.

>>34615309
Yeah, my bad. Didn't know how to insert that. No pun intended.
>>34615278

SVD GF
>I am a great marksman's rifle! My designer made rifles for Olympic precision shooting so you know I'm accurate.
>Okay so I'm not as accurate as these new age guns, but I can still hold my own!
>All those assault rifles think they are superior because of their gadgets and large capacity mags.
>They can't hit the broad side of a barn.
>Doesn't the way my dragunov style stock fits in your hand feel dreamy anon?
>Give my handguards a squeeze, AK rifles have nothing on me!
>10 rounds is plenty if you do your job anon.
>PSO scope is all you need anon.
>You're not going to, how do they say it, bubba me are you?
>Nyet! I am fine as is, I do not need an American scope!
>Anon, will you please take me shooting again today? You know all your friends envy us right?
>Anon can we watch enemy at the gate again tonight? It's my favorite, even though it only has Mosin in it.
>I demand you clean me thoroughly after each range trip, I am the jewel of your collection aren't I?
>Anon, please hold me tonight, I've been dreaming of the wars again...
>I'll love you forever anon.

>>34614038
>>34614361
>>34614427
>>34614659
>>34615007
>>34615224
>>34615278
>>34615646
That's all for now, I need a break, keep the thread alive guys!

>>34610290
It's a meme from iFunny called IdealGF

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>>34615679
You magnificent bastard

>>34610290
>>34610519
This is legitimately the most autistic shit I've ever seen in my life. I'm kind of ashamed to be a member of this board right now.

>>34610290
This meme is fucking horrible.

>>34615750
>>34615735
>>>/reddit/
>>>/out/

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>>34610847

Papa Anon is here to deliver

>>34615536
Why is every gun Guard draws, even the tiny, slim guns, a stupid "thicc" abomination? Why can't he draw more than one type of face?

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>>34611223

>>34615876
Aww, thanks anon-kun.

>>34615853
>stupid "thicc" abomination? Why can't he draw more than one type of face?
Obviously its because that's what he likes. You want something else go ahead and draw it.

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>>34611352
Pumping these out as fast as I can

>>34615917
>Obviously its because that's what he likes.
trash taste desu

>>34615955
>trash taste desu
>>34615917
>You want something else go ahead and draw it.
What part was unclear?

/k/ is dead
we twitter now

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>>34611850
This one honestly hit closest to home :(

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>oi bruv
>like real talk m8 i aint fuckin around yeah
>jed up mate you look like uve just been through 8 days of sleep dep in otterburn
>fuckin joke mate
>they dont call me a runaway gun for nuffink
>once i get going i keep going babes haha
>ive ad more cocks than a scots guards machine gun section full of fijians
>haha ive ad more cocks than the 3 para mortar platoon
>sawlright babes tho innit lol

>>34616018
>>34615944
>>34615876
Pro tip: you're cutting off text. Make the text boxes taller or reduce the font size. Also the font is a little hard to read.

r/ing browning hi power
mention her hammer bite

>>34616034
The minimi is used by pretty much everyone. I don't think you can just make it British.

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>>34614038

>>34616110
use a different font mate

>>34615703
Glad you like it anon. It helped my boredom while at work.

>>34616052
I see what you mean, I'm just ocd about available white space so I try to cut text off to create stacks to fill up more space. Also, I apologize about the font, not much I can do. I just feel like the Russian guns deserve a Russian based text.

>>34616122
Don't worry, I'll cut it off after the last Russian gun, I can also see about getting a more readable Russian based font.

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>>34614284
>>34616122
>>34616052

Hope this works a little better

This is good shit.
Take my bumps anons.

Mannlicher-Carcano:
- you like my moustache, big boy?
- Ladies carry stilettos, not butcher blade
- Amore, come fiddle with my ejection
- (quiet) I'm name is part Austrian but I am really a Mauser, honest
- come have some macaroni before you go to Caporetto?
- Which side are we fighting on this week, again?
- I have met Presidents, you know. Once.

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>>34614361

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>>34614427
I absolutely love the sister rivalry between the Aks, It's so cute!

>>34615679
Also, sorry for the typos in the posts, had to type them up fast during work. Hope you can understand what I meant.
>>34616110
>>34616384
Thanks anon!

>no c7
>no c8
I wish I could write smut-lite

>>34614314
I have those same sheets, weird.

Bump 2.

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>>34614885
Real Quicky before I continue the Russian Girls

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>>34614459
Sorry the picture is shit, I couldn't find any good pictures of K98's, or even RC's

>>34616603
>>34615944
>>34615828
Doing the lord's work, my dude. Do you have a gun you'd particularly like to see?

>>34616645
write one for rpg7 please

>>34616645
do one for a bubba'd nugget

>>34616645
dreyse needle gun

>>34616384
>>34616470
Oh god, that font choice is just terrible.

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tfw 1903 gf

>>34616645
Honestly, any gun you write about is fantastic and I'll be right behind you to shoop it

>>34616687
Do you have any recommendations for font's then friendo???

>>34616724
kek

>>34616645
For a challenge how about some thoroughly generic modern plastic fantastic.

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>>34610290
>Make me your filthy sow
lost it

>>34616645

Luger P08.
- I know I am a handful. But a real man can handle me
- Like the way I throb when you make me go boom?
- I wasn't invented for 9mm, baby. 9mm was invented for me.
- Long and slender where it matters, dude.
- I'm experienced for a reason, boy.
- I've been in more tall boots than Mae West.
- That's right, handsome. Now you got wood in your hand.

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>>34614659
Back to the Russo Girls!

Fine, here's a worthy Russian.

Tokarev TT-30
- I have killed more commies than the US Army.
- Safeties are for wimps. Make every bullet count.
- Run out of bullets? No problem. I make a great club.
- Go on. Feel the weight. You know you want me, you stronk soldier.

>>34616739
how about a fucking normal readable one?

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>>34615007
Sorry for the clustered text, I might have to Increase the size of the picture next time

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>>34616923
>Asks for a recommendation for a better font
>Responds with an insult and no useable info

Sorry anon, but useless shit's like you have to eventually face the reality of being sad little men. Opinion discarded.

>>34617013
i did give useable info, i told you to use a font that people can actually read.

>>34616739
calibri

Your bullshit russian is taxing to read and I could only read one lol

>>34610565
Real good shit

>>34616724
>dzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzhdzh

>>34617028
Refer to >>34617032, He provided actual info by giving me a font to use instead of my shitty Russian text. Also, I apologize to everyone for how taxing it is to read, after I finish PKM I'll switch to Calibri or Times New Roman >>34617041
>>34617041

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>>34615224
Alright, I'm finished with the eye sore of a font, even I hate it now, I'll finish the last rifles off with standard times new roman, unless anyone else has a recommendation for font use.

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>>34615278
>I know I'm not well received, but you'll still treasure me right anon?

Treasure you?? Imma keep that bitch locked up tighter than fort knox!

>>34617112
Sounds just about right

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>>34615876
Faux cyrillic and those who use it deserve to die. sorry bro.

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>>34616642
Das perfect anon danke!

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>>34616034
Good Show

>>34617449
Thanks for all the photoshop material m8, I promise to fix my act and get better for you guys

>>34617596
Glad I could accommodate <3

>>34614297
That's the appeal, too many 'cougers' are just young girls playing schoolmarm I want the nun who dead lifted 50 pound sacks of flour all day and kneaded hundreds of rolls a day while still having the strength to box your ears when passing by in the halls because she k re you were sinning somewhere or at least thinking of it

>>34617668

Which begs the question: What gun would Mother Teresa be? And would you really want to fire her? Because I'm thinking Chauchat.

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>>34616840

I made this a while ago, not what you wanted but still

>>34615224
I already jerked off today. Guess its time for round 2.

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>>34615646
And finished with the Russo girls

>>34617721

It's bretty good - and a good deal more readable. Good work mighty anon.

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>>34616840

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>>34617789

Thank you anon

The Luger is my favourite handgun and I plan to acquire one once I get a semi auto permit, that's probably my inner naziboo expressing himself but stil

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>>34617754
>that mag

>>34617754
I love you anons. This is great shit.

>>34617754
>"svd"
>it's a psl

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>>34617864
>>34617902
Thank you for noticing! I was just fucking with you guys. Hope you enjoy!

>>34617816

Much appreciated, Freund. And the perfect font for any German gun.

>>34617854

Nazi and nazi. The Luger was invented decades before the word was invented and was considered at one point by the purchase committee of the US Army. It was used by the 3rd Reich only because they had lots of it on their shelves. If you want a Nazi gun, get a Walther P38.

>>34617884
Glad you enjoy it!

>>34617976
>Being austistic

>>34617854
Semi-auto permit?? Where do you live??

>>34617992

Not ameriland, that will be all.

Everything up to bolt actions is fair game for every citizen at a certain age, anything higher needs a permit.

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Here's another fun one I made

>Short stack girls = Best Girls

>>34618031
Dang, sorry to hear that, hopefully you guys get better fun laws. But with bolt actions open you do have quite the selection of funs.

>>34618116

Fucking lost it

>>34617988

Excuse me? The entire /k/ consists of gun nuts. Where's the autistic part coming in?

>>34618203

I know the Luger isn't a nazi pistol, it's just that this is where it gets the most depictions and its iconic status from.

There's no need to sperg about "IT'S NOT NAZI"

>>34618251

If it makes you happy, then sure. Just like the Colt M1911, the Garand and the Thompson are also all nazi weapons since the 3rd Reich issued them all to their troops when available, gave them new names and produced ammo for them. But none of this matters so I'll let it rest. Nothing will ever say nazi like a slender japanese underage girl in a SS-Oberstgruppenfuhrer uniform wielding a Luger. What an age we are living in.

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>>34618314
Obligatory Nazi Post

M14
>Which range do I want to go to? I don't know, which one do want to go to?
>Uhhh is that, like, mud over there? Could we just, like, you know, not?
>This is why I hate it when you bring me to BLM land. Why do we always come here?
>Did you know FAL tried out to be a U.S. battle rifle once? (Giggle) With that awful black furniture? Have you ever even seen her wearing a scope? I bet she couldn't even find one that fits.
>Look at the stock and sling set in this catalog that came today. How do you think I'd look in it? It's not that expensive.
>Do you notice anything different about me? No, I didn't change my flash hider! I got brand new sling swivels today! I was just trying to look nice for you! Why don't you ever pay attention to me?!

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>>34618435
>no vietnam references besides the mud one

5/10 -needs more gook killin

also /r/ing a M16A1 one

>>34618116
Kek, give me moar

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>>34618435
Here you go friendo

>>34618506
If anyone can get me a few lines for the M16, I can have a photo whipped up in seconds.

>>34618703
I know it's a meme and was fixed rather quickly, but maybe something about jamming?

(I'm the anon who requested it who you're replying to btw, thanks friend)

>>34618790
No problem, I'll also have some other Vietnam references!

>>34618339
>tfw author is ded and the series will never continue
I'm of sad that this will be an unfinished guilty pleasure

>>34618824
Such sad. Much sad.
>>34618698
Help

>>34618900
Much thank

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>>34618506
>>34618790

Hope you enjoy!

>>34618925
What do you help with???

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>>34618997
I like it, thanks man!

Anyone got ideas for G98 lines? (the WWI one, no nazishit)?

>>34617754
That's a PSL

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I think I'll do another family set like the russo girls

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>>34610588
>fix my bayonet, anon

>>34619205
Noice

Browning Hi-Power
>I can last a full five rounds longer than my bitch sister, 1911
>do you like how thin my grip is? I know it's comfier than that hussy Beretta
>I-I didn't mean to bite you anon
>there we go, nice and easy
>I use protection. that's why I have a magazine disconnect
>I know it's not the best trigger but you have to try a little harder than that!

>>34619205
A3 and A4 should be mad about being replaced with M4.

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Not gonna lie, I love me some asians

>>34616848
>>34616988
>>34617274
>>34617355
>>34617754
Thanks friend! Never had such positive feedback on anything I posted, other than my /wfg/ story. Glad you like it!

>>34617738
Lol glad you found it "stimulating".

>>34619511
No problem, it's fun to play in photoshop! Also thank you for making the great stories!

>>34619563
No problem. Might do more in another thread for fun. We'll wait and see.

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>>34619445
>I can't wait to go home to our little home in Nagasaki

o-oh... um... about that...

>>34610574
Oh fug, thats the maymay I made; yay!

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>>34619350

>>34619577
Please do! I'm excited to make more guns!!!

>>34619743
Very nice.

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>>34619799
>touch the mag release with another mag!

Is this the equivalent of when girls use a shoe to remove another shoe???

>>34619856
bretty much

>>34619580
thats_the_joke.jpg

>>34619865
I knew that, I was just continuing it anon ;_;

UMP 45
>no need for MP5Sama anymore, now that you have me!.. r-right?
>no! really! i was designed to be better! i-i'm an upgrade guys!
>i-if my .45's too big I come in 9mm too you know
>sometimes i think you don't love me as much as MP5Sama
>i know im bulkier but I actually weigh less!
>please..? i come with rails too.. y-you can put that pretty foregrip on me..
>a red dot sight?! thank you so much!
>m-my stock folds too.. i c-can be just as compact as mp5sama if I wanted to...

>>34620013
Do one for Hi Point please

>>34620013
>w-what do you mean comic sans aren't a cool font? i-i like them!

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>>34619995
This one was cute, but sad

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>>34620043
He was a good boi!!!

>>34620208
>Hi-Point jamming

Ummm, no sweetie

somebody should do a INSAS/designated shitting rifle gf

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>>34620229
What??? Hi-Point are notorious for jamming. Granted it's due to the difficulty in cleaning the damn thing, so it's still an overly mechanical issue.

>>34610290
Someone archive this thread

>>34620286
Gotta use hot ammo, run that bitch like hell

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>>34619445
>Nagasaki

>>34620208
Do a G11 next!

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>>34620272
It shall be done

>>34620299
Aren't threads automatically archived? If not I'd love to do it, if I knew how.

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>>34620339

>>34620508
>g11 has a bayonet
N-Nani?

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>>34620543
A cute one as well <3

>>34620398
glorious anon, glorious (desu some Indian and Pakistani women are pretty hot)

>>34620411
they are, but I think anon means like a screen cap sorta a thing

>>34620602
I see, I wish we could make one giant pic that could capture the fullness of this thread

>>34620672
not sure why we couldn't
just get someone to do it

>>34620508
can you do the UMP some anon greentexted?

>>34620712
I'll try to do my best

Might be a while though to completion

>>34620739
>>34620104
Already done friendo

m240/mag 58 chan next ?

>>34620887
If you can write me a few lines I can work something out. I unfortunately don't know much about m240's

>>34620933
>you should get me one of those belt linking machines anon
>anon im hungry
>do you think this receiver makes me look fat anon
something like that i guess

>>34610519
They're on Twitter, too.

>>34620933
>anon shoot me more i love it when you get my barrel hot!
>anon im hungryyyyyyyyy
>anon you better not be looking at that M249 slut
>and don't even get me started on that anorexic whore M27
>w-what do you mean .308 hits so hard..?
>it wouldn't bruise if you werent such a pussy anon!

Requesting Thompson gf (m1927 or m1a1, both if you want)
Also m3 grease gun gf

Sako RK95 gf
>anon lets go and rape this innocent FNC

>>34613119
>no aussie accent

g'day m8 what kind of aussie gun doesn't make use of aussie slang? that ain't fair dinkum

>>34614646
is Generation Kill a good show? i've always wanted to watch it

>>34621670
it's good. but don't go in expecting action. it's mostly just grunts sitting around and bullshitting. if you've ever been a grunt you basically know every line already

>>34615536
I like this, where can I find more of this?

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>>34610290
>b-baka~~!!!

>>34622646
excellent excellent

We're gonna need ones for flintlocks, double barrel anything, Ma Deuce, Single Action Army, any .44, .500 magnums, the lever action family, fuck we got a lot of work to do

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Requesting an STG44 gf. I don't really have any lines other than
>Look at all these copycats, I started the assault rifle lineage!

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>>34614646
Ichiroku is best raifu

>>34622789
>look at all these copycats, i started the assault rifle lineage!
>i'd rather the furher.. but you're okay too <3
>w-what do you mean my ammo is too expensive?
>isn't my wood pretty?
>ugh, i can't stand that AK bitch... she totally ripped off my outfit.
>i r-recoil lighter than those other rifles.. b-but that doesn't mean im not effective!
>mein gott, you got me a krummlauf?!
>don't worry anon, i'll keep the big bad commies away!

>>34620286
Hi points are definitely not notorious for jamming; there's a SINGLE issue that can cause repeated jamming, which is rounds nosediving in the mag. This is caused by badly made or damaged mags. Recommended fix is to get the 10 round mags instead of the 8 round ones since they have better springs and build.
The rest of the gun is perfectly fine. It's a striker fired straight blowback, what the fuck could go wrong?

>>34610290
Tihar GF
>S...so what if i leak a little anon, that Helsing slut does too.
>Why am I full auto? What do you mean my fire-rate is bad. I..its not like i care what you think b..baka.
>I know you like how my pump fills your hand anon, your face says everything.
>S...so what if you got me an airtight valve, i dont care.
>Anon... Hold me i had a dream about nosalises again.
>What do you mean how do i work, why do you care?
>I hope we can save VDNKh.
>Go to the surface? A..alright i guess its ok if its with you. Just clean me well like you always do.
>P...please handle me more roughly anon.

>>34610290
Good bread OP

>>34623680
Helsing gf
>yeah my bolts are expensive komrade anon, but you can reuse them not like those balls that Tikhar-san uses
>i-i can kill most mutants in one shot, if you aim me right ;)
>oh yeah anon, come on and pump me up till im full
>anon, if you buy me that airtight valve, then i'll stop leaking and you can fill me up without any problems :)

>>34622646
Bitch I have shot you so hard that it caught your feed tray on fire, hush up.

Someone do a Jericho!

>>34625549
>oy vey anon

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>>34614361
This shouldn't make me moist.

>>34610519
>That dialogue
Bet you can replace the gun with Applejack.

Also why didn't cow boys just carry the SAA in half cock? Won't that prevent the whole resting on primers thing?

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>>34625574

>>34626674
No because when you drop one on half cock, it'll still go off. Half cock isn't a safety on an SA revolver.

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>>34626847
holy shit those hips and those legs

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>>34626847
Cardio bunnies are the best prove me wrong thicc fags thinn is in!

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>>34610565
>ufufu
>not ara

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anyone?

>>34626885
But the firing pin isn't intersecting with the cylinders, and the trigger doesn't work because the depth of the half cock notch is deeper right?

I don't own any SAA yes, so i could be entirely mistaken.

>>34610875
This is who you are now.

Accept it

>>34627107
Not on these. The firing pin is built into the hammer.

>>34627107
True, but the internals can break if you're on half cock and you drop it, thereby dropping the hammer

>>34627359
?
If the firing pin is intersecting with the chambers, then you can't turn the cylinder, meaning you can't load.

>>34627379
Yea that's a valid problem.
I'm just saying a lot of say lever guns have that as their sole safety.

>>34611223
This makes me sad that I sold my poor Elizabeth....

>>34618997
That's more of the pre-A1 M16. By the time the A1s rolled around she got a lot better.

>>34627455
>If the firing pin is intersecting with the chambers, then you can't turn the cylinder, meaning you can't load.
the firing pin doesnt protrude far enough to impede cylinder movement.
if it went as far as you think it does it would be punching straight through primers.

What gun would have a yandere personality?

>>34627786
A glock. Looks nice on the outside, everyone wants her, give her the wrong thing and she'll take your hand off.

>>34627763
Oh ok i see what you're saying.

Jericho 941 when? Or Scar 17s

>>34625819
Lol glad you like it. Might do more later on.

Someone please do an FG42.

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>>34616470
>>34616384
>>34616249
>>34616110
All im seeing is
>fschd csefph schkgd ad dhaj chpgtchz
Fucking stop it.

>>34626847
Post feet

>>34629279
you know that was a day ago, right?

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>>34623680
Alright, i gave it a go.

>>34617602
> english
> using fraktur

wat

>>34630375
Try a different font colour. Can't read some of the text, it blends into the background

Has anyone done the dragunov SVU?

>>34618116
Holy shit I lost

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>>34615853
But he does?

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>>34633879

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This thread is garbage and you should all kill yourselves with the guns pictured

>>34633952
>>>/plebbit/

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Bubbah'd Rifle GF

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>KILL ME

>WHY MUST I LIVE

>I AM COVERED IN SHIT

>LET ME DIE

That should cover it.

>>34634333
There needs to be a visual novel like Katawa Shoujo about saving bubba'd gun girls.

>>34634423
That's a fantastic idea anon! We must have this come to fruition.

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Requesting a Gun GF of my Isreali 7.62 NATO Mauser 98K. 1942 german manufacture, all parts matching except for the Isreali Barrel from 1964.

>>34634745
>literally a self loathing jew

>>34620208
HiPoint carbine when

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>>34614314

>>34620508

>I'll defend the reic- I-I mean deutschland from those big mean commies!

kek

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>>34620887
>>34621496
>>34621562

Ah! I'm back from the dead everyone! I'll be making everyone's requests, so keep the ideas coming!

>>34637880
anon, I'm hungry

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>>34621595
Here's #1

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>>34637893
Here you go little one, eat up and grow strong!

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>>34621626
:DDDDDD

>>34615828
Would a lewis gun or vickers be fat chicks?

>>34616492
Canadian girl calling you a goofball for sliding ger adjustible stock back and forth despite her not being a carbine?

>>34638161
Can you do an M134 as a hyper genki girl who begs and mooches for food?

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>>34622789
>>34622858
>inb4 back to /pol/

>>34638265
Sure! I'll add it to the list!

>>34630375
Try reducing the opacity of the background image, that's how I add images to the back, with out blurring the text or the gun

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>>34621595
And #2

Requesting PTR91 trying to console you about being poor, living off ramen noodles and living in a trailer park.

>>34637880
Again with this.

Look, I've got you 1400 rounds of the new stuff, M80A1? I also got your spare barrels refinished and your tripod fixed, so we'll take you out tomorrow, that sound okay?

And where is that collapsible stock I got you? It's a good fit!

How about a Swedish M/96 Mauser? One of my first rifles.

>>34621650
Kinda forgot the slang on this one. Included 'seppo' on another more obscure one I made

I wanna see M2, maybe AN/M3, KPVT, and DShK.

Maybe a GAU? Like the 12 or 8?

AUG is a must, as are the SCARs.

Oh, and the Abzats from Metro.

I'm shit at writing these kinds of things, but I imagine the M2 as a "country girl" with her lighter, faster, and flying cousin, AN/M3. KPVT is big ol' Russian girl, who really wants you to buy a T-72 for her. DShK want's you to come to Russia and visit her old friends M-10T and D-25T from her childhood.

GAU is obviously BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT.

AUG is a stylish girl, who demands a lavish lifestyle, and is smug about being bullpup.

Abzats is DShKs strange cousin who want's to raid the shotguns for as much ammo as she can carry. And she's proud of her "5 round rapid burst feature"

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someone need to do a VSS

>>34638161

>Anon ..... let me see your benis

LOST IT.

No SVT-40?

>>34638367
>>34638271
can you do this one please?>>34634745

>>34639412
>Anon, I'm way better than that Mosin slut.
>If you don't buy me more ammo I'll make you lick my feet again.
>Huh? What are you buying more mags for? Ten rounds is as long as you'll last, anyway.
>The safeword is "Tokarev" tonight anon, and if you can't say it with my stockings in your mouth I'll keep going.
>If you even think about buying that Archangel stock for me I'll take your fingers off.
>W-w-what do you mean I can be unreliable sometimes?! That's it, time for punishment!
>(whispers) sometimes I wish Anon would take charge instead of me...
>N-n-nothing! I said nothing!

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>this one meme that I made for those shitty r9k threads (which probably predates this abomination) could be the driving influence behind this phenomenon

How should I feel