Alabama man kills 820-pound wild hog in front yard with gun

>>34605697
arent hogs pests and can run straight through you like a looney tunes cartoon

>>34605748
Kinda

>>34605697
Great bagging; not too impressive though, hogs are easy kills

>>34605757
Not if you're using a rock.

>>34605798
But what if you put rock of stick?

:^o

>>34605697
Might have been good, but it was apparently a neighbor's corn-fed farm hog that dug out while the owners were on vacation. Shot from 5 yards in the front yard because it didn't run.

Looking forward to the headline where someone "bags" a 2-ton SUV, rendering it inoperable with a few random shots from a random firearm, because it was parked on their street and they didn't know why.

Also left it hanging for 24 hours without refrigeration for photo ops so the meat spoiled. Yeah, it was a boar, but that's still a few hundred pounds of wasted sausage.

>>34605871
boar taste like shit famo

wow man good job. tough hunt there.

>>34605871
>Looking forward to the headline where someone "bags" a 2-ton SUV, rendering it inoperable with a few random shots from a random firearm, because it was parked on their street and they didn't know why.

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/hialeah/article162574858.html

You didnt have to wait very long

>>34605959
>Police seized the handfun

>>34605907
soak the meat overnight in vinegar and lots of powdered ginger. gets rid if that gamey farty taste of wild boar

>>34605959
based FLORIDA MAN

>>34605697
Fake.

>>34605871
>corn-fed farm hog
>tusks
I have doubts

>>34605871
>Also left it hanging for 24 hours without refrigeration for photo ops so the meat spoiled.

>>34606111
>gets rid if that gamey farty taste of wild boar
My dad always taught me to mix in beef fat after cutting all the wild fat away to get rid of gamey taste.
your way seems easier for certain cuts.

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>>34606043
>handfun
you beat me to it

>>34606111
That doesn't give it a vinegary taste? Also is the powdered ginger supposed to help take out the gameyness too?

>>34606192
it works best on the loin and leaner cuts.

fattier parts are salt that shit, and use curry powder. and lots of ginger.

>>34606213
the ginger will cut that taste down a lot, i learned to use it from a chinaman. the vinegar works like ammonia does in cleaning. it breaks certain chemicals down, and it doesnt make it taste vinegary unless you cook it in the vinegar you soaked it in. which you shouldnt. I consider it bathwater.

>>34606172
This.
>>34605871
Retard.

>>34606111
Florida Man every time.

>>34605871
>was apparently a neighbor's corn-fed farm hog
I require proofs

>>34606299
I gotta move back there. its so dreadfully boring living elsewhere. the entire state is a mix of Ronnie Dobbs, and Joe Dirt on strange homemade recreational drugs made from cleaning products, stuff found at illegal chemical dumping sites, and BAD DECISIONS.

>>34606257
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/6f4a76c4-646d-43df-afd3-b0b28bb2e0ef

>>34606382
DEEPEST LORE

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>>34605959
>>34606043
>>34606194

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>>34606172
>>34606172
domestic hogs will start growing tusks after being wild for one day

You can tell it is a domestic hog because of the dish shaped skull that it has, Eurasian boars have a flat head.

Also, Eurasian hogs don't get to be over 400 lb usually, this was probably a "domestic" hog at some point but escaped and went wild.

This is a general overview of hog populations, the history of their introduction, and what not:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DadiycrLNP4

This is a video showing a taxidermist removing meat from the skull of a domestic hog vs the skull of a eurasian hog, the difference is clear, they don't look like the same animal. It's got different genetics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOLU3IlsnN8

>>34606431
Very good info.
what makes it so you can't hang a pig for 24 hours?
Is it just the heat? Here in MI we hang deer for days at a time before we actually butcher them.

>>34606431
It can be said that convergent evolution makes both of them tasty.

>>34606474
WORMS. I've seen some of them that are parasite infested as hell, it looked like a bad horror movie once they got shot and stayed warm.

>>34606566
Neato.
disgusting, but neat.

>>34606566
... pics?
I'm morbidly curious

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>>34606043

>>34606581
i screamed like a little bitch the first time I saw the worms flooding out of one. I thought i was going to get raped by some alien spaghetti thing.

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>>34606595

>>34605907
Get a pig 50 lbs or less. Best pork you will ever have.

>>34606474
The hotter that it is the faster that putrefaction will set in, I don't know about the OP's hog.

There are five stages of death decay, pallor mortis, algor mortis, rigor mortis, livor mortis, and finally putrefaction.

>pallor mortis
go pale
>algor mortis
go to ambient temp
> rigor mortis
go stiff
>livor mortis
blood goes to the bottom of the body

>putrefaction
actual decomposition where body starts to have it's proteins broken down by bacteria or fungal digestion

a general timeline is within a day or two putrefaction will set in, but in a hot climate like the south in the summer will make it happen faster. I bet in MI during deer season it's cool enough that the meat is basically chilled.

Also, you've probably field dressed the deer at least which will remove a large portion of the bacterial load from the gut and fecal matter.

I don't know the whole story, but I wouldn't want meat that had been out for 24 hours in the July Alabama heat. I would personally want to have it on ice within 4-6 hours before rigor mortis sets in.

>>34606615
>That pic
>that filename
My sides are in orbit

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>>34606602

why the fuck would he kill the animal for no reason. I hope he goes to jail for this.

a fat american killed his spirit animal

>>34607878
>800 lb tusked boar in your front yard
>Killed for no reason

Bruh...

>>34605697

/k/ is a progressive board now. Pls keep animal cruelty threads away or take them to /pol/

>>34608087
Bait and gay

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>>34605803
just put rock in gun, simple as that

>>34606619
Cullman, AL Anon, here. It averages around 90 degrees in July, with humidity generally in the 70% range on a good day. Would have spoiled in a very short amount of time

>>34605697
i am more impressed he got it up of the ground

>>34605871
did you miss the AT&T thread last night?

>>34606431
6 inch tusks in one day? Fuck outta here

>>34606431
Of course it's a loose domestic hog retard. But it has likely lived it's entire life feral not just happened to pop out last week, grow giant tusks and then return to fuck with his neighbors dog.

There is zero proof of this claim other than you saying "but it's not a European boar" it's a feral hog fuckwad. They are all over the South.

>>34614271
>hey spot
>remember when you made that beggin strips joke?

>>34605697
Jesus christ that thing is huge

My dad shot a hog through the back of the head with a 1911 once. Its eyes bulged out pretty far because of the force of the bullet's entry.

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>>34616877

Kind of like the deer that turns into a muppet when it gets a round through the dome.

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>>34605803
Not without a 200 shell taxtablet

>>34617333
Ung hate the tribe of firewater smoke leaf and throwing rock. Ung think taxtablet is theft.