Favorite /k/ related quotes

>>34603159
>"I've never taken two cocks at the same time before, but if I spread my legs wide and you guys keep shoving, I'm sure they'll fit"
-OP

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>>34603159
Shame that's not the Derringer that was used to assassinate Lincoln. Here is it.

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>>34604273

>The Irish getting anything right
>Ever

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>He was one of the best commanders of light cavalry, as well as being intelligent, well-educated, and witty; yet, according to Jean Antoine Marbot, he posed as a libertine and ruffian who "might always be seen drinking, swearing, and smashing everything", carefully maintaining the hussar image and reputation. He also founded the "Society of Alcoholics", which shocked the high society of Paris (except for Napoleon). One evening Lasalle made Paul Thiébault count all the empty wine bottles. Thiébault asked "Do you want to kill yourself?” which prompted the famous reply from Lasalle: "My friend, any hussar who does not die by thirty is a blackguard..."

Lasalle died at the age of thirty-four. He rode into battle with a pistol in one hand, his curved saber in the other and the reins in his teeth.

>>34604057
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You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>>34604273
The line makes it clear he's not saying its the same model, but the same general type of firearm

>>34604316
That is good.

>>34604389
You're just mad that OP stole your quote

>>34604373
>reins in his teeth
Did not think this was a real thing.
Thank you.