Meanwhile, in 3017 /k/...

>>34600305
Arthur Harris still did nothing wrong

>>34600305
>killing terminators
>playing your killing song
https://youtu.be/aQUlA8Hcv4s?t=23s

>>34600305
twenty-foot-tall walking machines are dumb

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>>34600468

>>34600305
>they will use bullets 1000 years from now

>>34600305
that's like a 2117 picture at best

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>>34600305
People should stop bitching about the M4

the Russian still using AK-74

pic related, Russian Colony on Mars

10mm stoppin powah

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>>34600305
>3017
>Still using chemically propelled projectile weapons
>Mecha
Supremacy is Mankind's future.

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>>34600382

>>34600613
>mars
you mean the krokodil factory located in the shadow of olympus mons

im so glad the space corps finally adopted the Hipoint CL as their main service rifle

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>>34600305

>>34600468
this
go 50 feet or go home

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>born too early to colonize other galaxies
>born too late to witness the unification of Terra under the God Emprah
>born just in time to subjugate the nonhuman scum

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>>34600305
Meanwhile, in 40k /k/...

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>>34600305
Meanwhile in Skyrim /k/

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>>34600305

Meanwhile, in New Pyongyang...

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Man these PSA kits are cheap right now, they're only like 2500 yuan

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So I'm shipping out on the USS President Ivanka in a few weeks. We'll be hitting the third moon of Alpha Centauri Prime by Christmas. Or maybe last summer? Fucking time dilation.

Anything I should know before heading out there?

>>34601246
dont get Space AIDS

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>>34600942
Indeed

>>34601246
You Navy? Or Marines?

>>34601246
Don't get space VD from the space gooks.

>>34600468
These aren't the dumbest though. Bipedal machines = dumbest. Giant walkers like AT-ATs = dumb.

Spider leg machines seem least dumb. Probably lose speed but gain agility for tough terrain.

>>34601145
>wearing a necklace of human heads
nice

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Do you think mechanical augmentation is the way of the future, or maybe just robots in general?
Don't know how I'd feel if I was asked to have my legs/arms removed for better combat skills.

>>34601160
I still need that mod. Suace? :(

>>34601246
>Anything I should know before heading out there?

Stay frosty. Biggest mistake that rookies make is they don't stay frosty.

>>34601913
The squishy human parts in a augmented human are a giant fucking weakness in more ways than one.

Robots it will be. Quite possibly with fleshy infantry support, if humans remain cheap enough.

>>34600305
sure do love our Jewish overlords

>>34600305
>all we've achieved in a millennium is spider drones and full faced towelheads

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>>34602005
>He can't recognize Neo-ISIS
>implying they wouldn't use 2100 tech if it still worked

You live under a rock or something?

I fucking hate living in the Canadian Caliphate, Not allowed to own anything sharper than a spoon unless I sign up for Jihad Militia. At least HL3 was pretty good.

>>34602131
>Living in the Great Macronian Empire
>No gun laws whatsoever
>All these milsurp FAMAS Mk IV and FN-Manhurin MR 2973

Feels bretty gud 2bh

Why are you all pretending to be humans using a language that has been dead for over a 1000 years? You all need reboots...

>>34602921
>What are universal translators

If you're seeing this in some dead language, maybe you're the one who needs to be deleted.

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>>34600310
damn straight
>2065
>group of scientists working for the Neo-Anglican Resistance create a 99.7% accurate AI representation of Sir Arthur T. Harris
>HarrisBot promptly hijacks a Mitsubishi-Goldberg Zaibatsu heavy machinery manufacturing plant outside of Neu Manchester and reprograms it to produce thousands of pilotless Lancaster bombers
>said bombers proceed to fly over the European mainland and bomb the fuck out of the Huns one more time
>Berlin Confederacy cyberexperts attempt to isolate and contain HarrisBot so they can punish him for doing it again, but he eludes them, slipping away into the infinite Net
>some say he roams the Solar Holonet to this day, almost 1000 years later
I've heard that operatives of Japanese Public Security managed to make contact with him, I dunno whether I believe that tho

>>34600305
We will live in computer simulations where you can do pretty much whatever the fuck you want.

>>34600305
Fucking euro caliphate needs to die off. Fucking gerrouches.

>>34603093
The worst was when Harrisbot and LeMaybot AIs merged. It was the brightest time in NeoTurkeys history.

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>>34600613
Time to get rid of those commie shits

>Be Of Age Of Responsibility
>True Dad says I may take one item from my grandfather's Eternal Property vault as he opted not to get ascended because that's for space hippie scum and he didn't want an AI transfer because fuck cyber hippies.
>Go in, find a jukebox, auto-doc, piles of bitmus.
>Pull back a tarp.
>There's a bio-frame breeder, still sealed.
>Rip that shit open, get in and have it imprint me. Upload some rodayo camo as well.
>Dig up some scrap metal and throw some space bison fat into the pile.
>3 days later a new bio frame is born. I suit up myself and jump over to the Novayan Russia claim.
>Sic 'em in binary.
>Hour later it crawls back to me stuck with 20 long wooden slug throwers with bayonets, bleeding mass all over the place.
>It dies.
>But now I have 20 javelins.
>Breed more frames, try again.

And that's how I became Krycodil Lord of all of southern Mars.

>>34601160
If that was /k/ that would have a penis

>>34600305
>in 3017 /k/...

At least Brexit gets finalized next week, may the tea sipping commence!

>join peacekeeping forces because friend told me you just have to sit on a planet and do nothing but patrol and get loads of pussy
>pray I get deployed to Urish IV since I heard all girls there have white hair+red eyes and are banging hot
>get deployed to some shitty backwater planet
>rebellion in the air, they fucking hate our guts
>almost done my time, glad to get away from this hellhole
>fresh meat has arrived
>have to patrol with them to learn them the ropes
>tell him to set his gun on autoaim and safety off
>he is shaking in his boots while patrolling
>some guy steps in front of us to intimidate
>rookie freaks out and pulls the trigger
>headshots everyone in front of us in 0.12 seconds because he didnt put on the limiters
>have to stay on this rock for another 2 years since they need more men to keep the populace calm
Fuck the new human right charter man, they should just bomb every planet with happiness gas

>>34603268
>Forgetting the limiter

For fuck sakes anon you're an idiot and you have only yourself to blame. People and bots ask me why I went belter, and I tell em lead brains can't escape gravity wells. That and recreational nukes+space Mormon waifus.

>>34603338
Fuck you, how the fuck am I supposed to know they dont teach people to always put the limiter on 5.
>recreational nukes
make sure you wear gamma polarized glasses, I dont know what they use as fission element in the new ones, but I heard some people lost most of their sight watching them. And they dont get compensation

>>34603350
You get a rookie you treat him like a rookie I.e. you retrain the little snowflake. I did my time on a intra system Laz-boat and we even had that as a rule.

>Eyesight
>He dosen't broadcast a dangertone interlaced with rough sex noises to warn others to get out of the dazzle zone

Also, y'all get any wet wear? Heard the PK just throws you an armor slip, an auto-gun and tells you to make the galaxy a better place.

>>34601246
If you're shooting women and children, remember not to lead them as much. All ayys must die.

>>34601933
This. And buddyfucking is a sure-fire way to get locked into the spidertanks before an airdrop. Then we gotta listen to the fucking POGs bitch about the smell when they hose the inside down.

>>34603160
Building the wall and closing the border to Germany off was the best thing Denmark ever did. Kalmar Union 2.0 worked like a charm after Stockholm got dirty-bombed by neo-ISIS and the Swedes needed a "provisional government".

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>>34603160
>mfw the British caliphate still wont join the Euro kaffir caliphate.

>>34603721
>joining up with dirty sunni kuffir
>joining up with the euro caliphate
If you pick any of these options, you should be stoned.

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>>34600305
Great news! Desert Tech issued a press release indicating that MDR preorders will begin shipping next month!

>>34600305
Salam Aleikum guys, greetings from Greater Caliphate of europe. I just got my government license for a spoon. Which one should i get? My Greatparents told me about some stainless steel east german spoons, but i only ever seen plastic spoons.

So what'd be the standard ammunition in the future for infantry?
Programmable, hypervelocity (beefed up propellent), magnetic, electro chemical, laser, plasma?

>>34604778
electromagnetically-accelerated 7.62x54R

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>>34601926
it was made in bodyslide and outfit friend, just use your imagination and create your own

>>34604275
Why do you need a steel spoon are you planning to go on a scooping spree or something? How many children have to get diabetes before you give up your steel implements of death?
I know I'll get stoned for talking up to a man but this is a worthy cause.

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>>34604081

>>34601246
I don't wanna rain on your parade, but you're not gonna last seventeen hours.

>>34601913
fuck off hanzer

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>>34600305
Get in faggot,we are going purging

>>34600305
I've heard rumours that the USNA military is finally going to be switching over to the M16A5, you think they'll sell the old A4's as surplus?

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>>34604081

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>>34601913
>Do you think mechanical augmentation is the way of the future, or maybe just robots in general?

Robots in general, human beings are irrelevant. The only true stable social order is one led by the offspring of the current kings of industry, with robots that will do everything else required to sustain them at a high living standard. Most of humanity will need to be purged.

>>34601246
>he actually went into Marine Space Aviation
Should've joined the Space Force, dude. Prepare for a month surrounded by OOHRAH. If you're lucky the molecular assembler will mess up and you'll get free jalapeño cheese.

>>34605376
Silence you whore, i bet you show your ankle to your brother!

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>Be USNA infantryman
>InnaMars during the War of Martian Aggression
>Stationed at a small colony near Valles Marineris that's been suspected of house a redhead drug trading operation
>Least that's what the brass says, in reality we're just a glorified security detail because the local sheriff is a fucking retard
>Fucker thinks he's John Wayne or something, wears a leather vest over his envirosuit and modified his Glock 92 Laser tube to look like a fucking Mares Leg
>One day while on patrol with a few other guys the sheriff just runs up to us absolutely freaking out, tells us we have to come with him right now
>We follow him to some run down storage crate on the edge of the colony
>Fucker tells us "there's some no good varmint in there, they got guns" (I shit you not, even used the fakest southern accent I've ever heard)
>We figure we should at least take a look, shoulder our A5's and start cautiously approaching
>A few seconds later lasers start to his the storage unit, we all swing around to see the sheriff just fucking firing shots at it
>Before we can tell him to hold his fucking fire he screams "Alright you varmint! Come on out with yer hands up!"
>Starts fucking spinning his 92, the cable connected to his energy pack gets wrapped around his wrist
>When trying to unfuck it the unit opens and a redhead insurgent with a fucking gatling laser steps out
>We all hit the ground as he starts to hose down everything, sheriff just panics and starts shooting lasers at the ground with his left hand instead
>One of our boys shoots a wrist rocket into the unit, whole fucking thing explodes as the redhead flies like 20 feet
>Starts to get up, we all unload into him
>Goes down for good
>Sheriff finally unfucks him cable and starts hosing down the dead body
>Scream at him to hold his fucking fire, but am quickly cut off when the redheads battery pack explodes because of this retard
The fuck is wrong with redheads? I swear either they're all inbred or their filters don't do shit

>>34606788
>expecting any better from Martians

At least your not on Titan. The cults are starting to get riled up again. How many times does that storm on Saturn have to act up for them to realize it's not a sign of the end times?

>>34601472
>Spider leg machines seem least dumb. Probably lose speed but gain agility for tough terrain.
They wouldn't be much better than tanks in rough terrain. The main advantage of (quite small) spider tanks would be in cramped urban environments, where they'd be able to move in any direction, climb buildings, use cover akin to an infantryman etc.

>get deployed on some metal rich planet due to terrorists hiding there
>insane magnetic fields wreck everything more complex than a digital watch
>terrorists hide in the mines they dug out, lose men left and right in skirmishes
>request backup
>denied
>loads of people die, seen the most stoic men cry when they saw their squad picked off one by one
>finally start to bleed the terrorists dry
>get called back, they will start employing orbital strikes because the causalities are too high
>get minimal compensation and now stuck smoking some weird drugs living on a trade platform

>>34600305

>3017
>still using slugthrowers

I bet you plebs don't have the 4chan chip implanted in your cortex so you can think your post and it'll transform it to text

>>34606890
>be on patrol
>be in your mind browsing and posting /k/
>while busy writing a post suddenly your squad leader gets his head blown off
>after you panic you uck for cover quickly post the reply and get your bearings
>seconds later you get vaporised
>the post is a half formulated comment that then goes into allcaps full of swearing and begging for mercy
>these pop up on /k/ once in a while, like silent gravestones

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>>34607359

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Isis starts its third wave against the holy Israeli Mars Colony.

>>34610186
that melting pot of japanese and russian technologies...

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>>34610207
Breath it in, white boy. Be ready to be fucked liked goats.

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Have you pledged your undying fealty to Emperor Barron today?

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>>34606856
Oh fuck that shit. Suit up and make it the end times.

>>34604081
I'm never going to get my rifle

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>>34600684
Goddamn that game could've been great. How do you make sci-fi boring?

Hey guys, I'm a time traveler from the year 2017 and I wanted to see how much has changed on /k/ after a thousand years, what's all this talk about mechs and stuff? Can you advanced 3017 /k/ommandos fill me in?

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>>34601913
It depends on how vulnerable the robotics are to hacking, jamming, emp, breaking down, etc.

I'm sure as heck not getting robotic replacements.

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>>34611852
>People back in the day didn't have nanite-laced skin back then

What a crazy time it must have been.

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>>34611874
The human body may be weak and imprecise compared to our artificial replacements, but at least it works 100% of the times (assuming no injury). Those fellers with the fancy cybernetics and artificial limbs act all tough until their brain interface goes haywire and puts them into a coma, or their artificial arms and legs just stop working, and they're sitting there, begging for mercy as you end the life that they thought would be immortal.

>>34600567
thats not bullet they are shooting supersonic fire

>>34601955
>if humans remain cheap enough.
Among other reasons, why do you think the powers that be push for mass immigration from the third world so much? Here's a hint: keep the "first world" full of cheap disposable people since white people decided to stop having kids in the 1960's.

>>34601098

Glory to the state!

>>34612128
>White people

What white people?

>>34615111
All of them? There isn't a single white country with an above replacement rate birthrate.

>>34615124
Exactly. They're extinct. Why are you even bringing them up.

>>>/futurepol/

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>>34607359

>>34615159
In that case, civilization is also extinct. Goodbye.

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>>34600305
So there was a thread a little bit ago about robot infantry, which got me thinking, how would a rebelling population (like say an American revolution) utilize robots as part of their insurgency? I'm thinking they would likely take civilian robots and rig them to fire weaponry, or even use them as suicide bombers.

>>34600305
>>34600684
>>34610186
I think that if we can make a large walker with such success to be mass produced. It should come with a large shield to protect infantry from small arms.

Like its set up under the main gun that deploys to protect when it is stationary.

>>34616556
They would remove the moral constraints, then after the military is wiped out the robots turn on their makers and eliminate all humans, leaving desolate lands with hibernating killer robots.

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>>34616727
>remove the moral constraints
I don't think that's how the robots work, I'm pretty sure it's just a matter of programming them to visually identify a uniform or machine and then programming the response of pointing and firing at that object, the robots wouldn't even associate the act with killing, hell, the robots wouldn't be "thinking" in any human sense at all.

>>34601472
>spider legs are least dumb
Still dumb though

Tiger II could defeat America's best Laser Hovertank prove me wrong faggots

>>34618140
One Tiger III=10 sherman M2s

>>34606862
Rubble wouldn't be a problem. Deep waters wouldn't be a problem. Mud could be a problem, but I'm sure large-surface attachable 'hooves' would fix that easily.

>>34603268
we stopped happy bombing. turns out it causes some next level lyssa virus that doesn't kill the host like classic rabies.

Its been over 1000 years, when will we stop seeing T55s popping up in every dirty little war?

>>34619167
When we see moist nuggets in museums and not wars

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>>34600684
>Replacing your humanity for soulless synthetic components
>Not retaining your humanity while improving your physique in every way possible

>>34619167
>>34607359

When the worlds run out of T55 tan-FUCKSHITCUNT REDHEADS AMMO YES LOADED FIRE FIRE FIRE FIREFIRE BEHIND ME? SHITTERFUCKCUN------


>*101X4.2 THOUGHTBOX CONNECTION LOST

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G-guys?

>>34618913
>>34618140
WWI was 1000 years ago guys. Let's talk about the Sineao:NATO war for once

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meanwhile on 3018 /k/...

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>>34619303
This, combat drugs, myostatin suppressants, genetic enhancements, and lightweight optionally powered exoskeletons are the future. 100% reliable, can't be hacked, jammed, or EMP'd, and can deal with enemies and situations that it's never seen before.

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>>34600305

>Muh ground forces
>Forgetting about the people who get you there

>>34601130
unification of Terra was sometime around 28th millenium or so

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>>34601472
we have this discussion every week. I'm a mechfag and think they're fucking cool as shit but they just won't ever be practical. ground pressure and cubed-square law and whatnot.
>pic related, reality represented by a mecha vs mechas

>>34606344
its 3017 not 30017

>>34620293
What game is this?

>>34620568
EVE: Valkyrie

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>>34619491
I wouldn't worry about it.

>>34619364
I swear the colonists on Eradani IV are manufacturing the damn things with home fabbers and garage auto-mechanics. They have cold fusion engines and whatnot, but still clearly T55 derivatives.

Good enough to remove those miserable little native villages for more space I guess.

>>34619532
Cant sleep, how long is it going to take again before the light from all the planet busters goes away?

>>34600305
>Meanwhile, in 3017 /k/...

Justin Allard meets Candace Liao for the first time.

Redjack Ryan sets up shop on Butte Hold.

>>34601246
UNITED STATES OF SPACE, NIGGA

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>>34620293
>manned space fighters
el ehm ayy oh
When are those dumb Jovian shits gonna ditch those fucking meme deathtraps.

>>34600305
>9GW laserfags
Do you enjoy not having any stopping power and letting jaa'mall rape you and your family? .45TW is objectively better.