HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GASTON GLOCK!

>>34598841
>In July 1999, Charles Ewert, a business associate of Glock, hired a French mercenary to murder Glock with a mallet in a garage in Luxembourg in an apparent attempt to cover up embezzlement of millions from the Glock company.[2]

>Although Glock's injuries included seven head wounds and the loss of about a litre of blood, Glock was able to fend off the attack by striking the hitman twice. The hired killer, 67-year-old Jacques Pêcheur, was sentenced to 17 years in prison for the attack. Charles Ewert was sentenced to 20 years as a result of Pêcheur's testimony.[7]

ALL HAIL GASTON

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>>34599417
Pêcheur (fisherman) is only half an accent away from Pécheur (sinner).

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>>34599417
Hardcore

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>>34598841
Happy B-day Gaston.

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>>34598841
HBD Gaston.
<obligatory pic

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>>34599417
>67-year-old hired killer
>used mallet
Should of bought a glock.

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>>34599851
So perfectioned it flipped my greentext arrow around.

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Mods sticky pls

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>>34600257
Took the competitors long enough.
Almost 30 years by my watch.

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>>34599408
>shitty brick made by a company long since jumped shark that will be swapped out in a couple years when the army finally admits they took steak dinners over a gun that worked

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>>34599417
>didn't shoot him with a Glock
Wow, not even Gaston Glock trusts his protection to a Glock.

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>>34600747
No one shoots Glocks like Gaston

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>>34599856
You use a mallet so that the injuries are consistent with falling down a flight of stairs and nobody suspects anything.

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>>34598841
Happy birthday Gaston. Hope you get a BJ from your wifey today.

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